2014 TiBB Lounge™- Part 15 (Elf Workshop)

[T*]

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[Marsh.]

omfgg

https://33.media.tumblr.com/53e5b5d9b847703391876a90649c0a6c/tumblr_n9arpwpRHH1r46jiho1_1280.png

idgi

[T*]

idgi

nog f
no gf

[LukeB]

Wow Waterloo Road

[Black Dagger]

im so excited for melodifestivalen

omfg same midnight boy :worship:

[Shaun]

i look forward to you all stanning different songs to the one they vote in again

[Black Dagger]

Alcazar were robbed :sad:

[Black Dagger]

I might just make the Eurovision thread rly early for 2015 just bc. I put so much effort into this years.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

sucker is amazing

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

kind of

[T*]

I might just make the Eurovision thread rly early for 2015 just bc. I put so much effort into this years.

Do it :love: We can take turns doing the SF and Final threads too <3

[Black Dagger]

I mean I won't do it tonight obviously because that's too early and I'll end up hating updating it all the time, but probably when the semis are drawn and more songs/artists have been chosen.

[Marsh.]

nog f
no gf

How is that funny?

[Daniel.]

You are boring

[Marsh.]

And everyone is waiting, waiting on you....

[Marsh.]

Think of all the roads, think of all their crossings....

[LukeB]

And everyone is waiting, waiting on you....

http://share.gifyoutube.com/vbP0Oq.gif

[Marsh.]

Remember all their voices, remember all their faces....

[Daniel.]

Wam bam thanyou mam get inside my ****ing gold transam

[Marsh.]

Disgusting.

[Daniel.]

Shut the **** up.

[Marsh.]

Kiss my japs eye.

[LukeB]

well someone is aggressive :unsure:

[Marsh.]

Scott

[Daniel.]

I love Marsh

[Marsh.]

I love you too.

[Marsh.]

"Look, just do your job and find the asshole who did it ok?"

[Natalie.]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/12ee333ab91275174af315299be69a21/tumblr_n0tktr1PwT1rlq88ko1_1280.jpg

[LukeB]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/12ee333ab91275174af315299be69a21/tumblr_n0tktr1PwT1rlq88ko1_1280.jpg

You're looking fabulous there :hugesmile:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Scott

what

[T*]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/f86731e8dc78e7f888fae2838396dab4/tumblr_mk4s45tVBJ1r86gpro1_400.png death

[Natalie.]

You're looking fabulous there :hugesmile:

tysm

[Marsh.]

what

Have you watched OITNB yet?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

the last ep i watched was the one where that crazy wedding bitch broke into that house and sat in the bath

[Daniel.]

creASERTYUIOP[]

[Marsh.]

:joker: I loved that episode.

[Jake.]

I've done most of my xmas shopping, goodbye money

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i can't really get into it

i watched the first season in like 2 days and its taken like 6 months to watch less than half of the eps from season 2

[Marsh.]

Just watch the last 5 minutes of the finale.

[Glenn.]

I've done most of my xmas shopping, goodbye money

I feel you sister

[LukeB]

The Lounge normally has over 1.5k comments by now

[Marsh.]

Rose McGowan just appeared on my TV. I feel ill. :yuk:

[LukeB]

Rose McGowan just appeared on my TV. I feel ill. :yuk:

She is fab

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what channel

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4vlqd3ZdT1rqrk6x.gif

true beauty

[Marsh.]

what channel

Netflix. She's in an episode of OUAT with her new Michael Jackson nose.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

tf is OUAT

[Marsh.]

Once Upon a Time.

It's so cheesy.

[LukeB]

Once Apon A Time is on netflix ?

:dog:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

who is she playing

[T*]

i want attention
hello

[Marsh.]

who is she playing

Young version of the Evil Queen's mother, Cora.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e29371d2bc96260e91c2dab6625aeae/tumblr_mumpzgzPNR1sbmqm2o1_250.gif

[Marsh.]

Once Apon A Time is on netflix ?

:dog:

The US version. :fan:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

slay rose

[LukeB]

The US version. :fan:

Can easily get the codes :fan:

[LukeB]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwExG5XIYAEW6WK.jpg:large

[T*]

i dont think anyone will remember that reference

[Marsh.]

I remember it.

[LukeB]

I remember it.

:fan:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i dont think anyone will remember that reference

https://38.media.tumblr.com/09b354dcc050bbfe9f56d2de8c61084c/tumblr_nc0ydq2c0J1sj7x7ko9_250.gif

[Daniel.]

Helloq

[LukeB]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/09b354dcc050bbfe9f56d2de8c61084c/tumblr_nc0ydq2c0J1sj7x7ko9_250.gif

death at that gif:joker:

[Daniel.]

Helloq

[Marsh.]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/09b354dcc050bbfe9f56d2de8c61084c/tumblr_nc0ydq2c0J1sj7x7ko9_250.gif

:joker:

[Ammi]

..Drew/Nathan and Little Marv..I have no idea who Little Marv is but we will stan him...


http://i.imgur.com/vjasSnW.jpg

[Ammi]

http://i.imgur.com/rYo9NEs.png

[Vanessa]

Morning! :wavey:I'm going out pick up my sister from the airport.:amazed:

[Ammi]

..hey Vanessa/I hope that you are well..I have to rush to work but you have a good day...

[Ammi]

..oh your sister, I didn't see that bit...:amazed:...exciting...

[Vanessa]

..oh your sister, I didn't see that bit...:amazed:...exciting...

I'm off work until Monday! :cheer2:

[T*]

i need to write my xmasvision song

[T*]

sorry *puts head down and walks away*

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i was joking

https://38.media.tumblr.com/09b354dcc050bbfe9f56d2de8c61084c/tumblr_nc0ydq2c0J1sj7x7ko9_250.gif

[T*]

How drunk is scott: an accurate measurement
http://postlash.me/images/products/100px/6317d-white_ace.jpghttp://postlash.me/images/products/100px/6317d-white_ace.jpghttp://postlash.me/images/products/100px/6317d-white_ace.jpg
out of
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[T*]

no but really i need help with my christmasvision song

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i have been drinking fosters today you little ****

[LukeB]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/09b354dcc050bbfe9f56d2de8c61084c/tumblr_nc0ydq2c0J1sj7x7ko9_250.gif

:joker:

[T*]

i have been drinking fosters today you little ****

how exotic

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

well yeah

[Marsh.]

how big was he

:eek:

[T*]

shut up marsh

[Marsh.]

i have been drinking fosters today you little ****

How many have you had?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

11 so far

[T*]

ELEVEN

[T*]

omg i feel sorry for your kidneys

[Marsh.]

shut up marsh

I'll tell yo mamma you're discussing dicks! :fist:

[Marsh.]

omg i feel sorry for your kidneys

Why?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what

[Marsh.]

I only have 4 in the kitchen. How many do you have left?

[T*]

I'll tell yo mamma you're discussing dicks! :fist:

http://i.imgur.com/kKfs2au.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i only have 1 left http://i.imgur.com/nPb4uMf.jpg?1

[T*]

how does it feel that you've drunken £22 worth of fosters

[T*]

oh £8 from asda

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

tom fosters is not £2 per can hunny

[Marsh.]

:laugh:

[T*]

tom fosters is not £2 per can hunny

Fosters gold is from the website i was just looking at

[Marsh.]

So come on share the details of these incidents. :amazed:

That's the pub incident, not the sexual one. :unsure:

[T*]

but its a bottle

[LukeB]

Fosters gold is from the website i was just looking at

https://24.media.tumblr.com/d7486889e61bddbc8f1c477eaec55400/tumblr_mxjgessOSw1t0u3h4o1_400.gif

[Marsh.]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/d7486889e61bddbc8f1c477eaec55400/tumblr_mxjgessOSw1t0u3h4o1_400.gif

:joker:

[T*]

and 600ml

[T*]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/d7486889e61bddbc8f1c477eaec55400/tumblr_mxjgessOSw1t0u3h4o1_400.gif

:rolleyes:

[LukeB]

:joker:

:fan:

[T*]

anyway

[LukeB]

anyway

https://24.media.tumblr.com/d7486889e61bddbc8f1c477eaec55400/tumblr_mxjgessOSw1t0u3h4o1_400.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

oh i went in lilies bar to have a wee and when i came out the woman at the bar asked me if i was buying anything and i was like no and she said i am not allowed to use the toilet if i don't buy anything and i was like well i already did so .....

then some greenpeace woman stopped me outside the pound bakery i was talking to her for like 20 minutes and she was asking for my bank details and i was like oh boo idk them (even though my card was in my pocket) and rather than being rude and just being like no hun idc about eskimos i gave her my address/phone number and she was supposed to phone at 3:30 but she never so bye

[Marsh.]

oh i went in lilies bar to have a wee and when i came out the woman at the bar asked me if i was buying anything and i was like no and she said i am not allowed to use the toilet if i don't buy anything and i was like well i already did so .....

then some greenpeace woman stopped me outside the pound bakery i was talking to her for like 20 minutes and she was asking for my bank details and i was like oh boo idk them (even though my card was in my pocket) and rather than being rude and just being like no hun idc about eskimos i gave her my address/phone number and she was supposed to phone at 3:30 but she never so bye

:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

she was so weird lmao she was like I HAVE A NEW BROTHER WELCOME TO THE GREENPEACE FAMILY and i was like oh okay

[T*]

oh i went in lilies bar to have a wee and when i came out the woman at the bar asked me if i was buying anything and i was like no and she said i am not allowed to use the toilet if i don't buy anything and i was like well i already did so .....

then some greenpeace woman stopped me outside the pound bakery i was talking to her for like 20 minutes and she was asking for my bank details and i was like oh boo idk them (even though my card was in my pocket) and rather than being rude and just being like no hun idc about eskimos i gave her my address/phone number and she was supposed to phone at 3:30 but she never so bye

omg:joker:

[LukeB]

oh i went in lilies bar to have a wee and when i came out the woman at the bar asked me if i was buying anything and i was like no and she said i am not allowed to use the toilet if i don't buy anything and i was like well i already did so .....

then some greenpeace woman stopped me outside the pound bakery i was talking to her for like 20 minutes and she was asking for my bank details and i was like oh boo idk them (even though my card was in my pocket) and rather than being rude and just being like no hun idc about eskimos i gave her my address/phone number and she was supposed to phone at 3:30 but she never so bye

maybe she will come to your house tomorrow

[Marsh.]

she was so weird lmao she was like I HAVE A NEW BROTHER WELCOME TO THE GREENPEACE FAMILY and i was like oh okay

I always get hugged by the charity workers in Church Square. :unsure:

They're so over enthusiastic, like children's TV presenters.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i have never been hugged in church square

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

one of them danced as i walked towards them though i felt amazing

[Marsh.]

i have never been hugged in church square

:joker:

[Cal.]

i always say i don't have time

[T*]

i find st helens depressing

[T*]

i guess its because i'm used to more of like a coastal place

[Marsh.]

i find st helens depressing

Score some heroin on your way in, you'll feel fab.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

tom have you ever actually been to st helens

[LukeB]

i always say i don't have time

I always lie about my age

[T*]

tom have you ever actually been to st helens

around it and driven through yes

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

then shut your pie hole (dora)

[T*]

no ha2

[Marsh.]

Jane killed Lucy Beale.

[Cal.]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar91218_41.gif

[LukeB]

Jane Is a Milf.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/092009/reverse-1251884400_david_after_the_dentist.gif

[Marsh.]

Tbh, she is. :laugh:

[LukeB]

Tbh, she is. :laugh:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lucjdwNTxL1qdcy9t.gif


I would

[T*]

why is your landmark a large head

[Marsh.]

why is your landmark a large head

It's only been up a few years, it is not out landmark. :fist:

The World of Glass is. :hmph:

[Marsh.]

I seriously can't believe the money they wasted on Dream though. :umm2:

[LukeB]

There is this fit ginger dude in Tesco :flutter:

[T*]

I seriously can't believe the money they wasted on Dream though. :umm2:

it looks like one of those weird jesus butt plugs

[Marsh.]

it looks like one of those weird jesus butt plugs

:joker:

[T*]

i love this though :flutter:
http://www.sunnysidesouthport.co.uk/southport/Southport-bridge-2.jpg
Marine way bridge :love:

[Marsh.]

There is this fit ginger dude in Tesco :flutter:

Fit and ginger don't go in the same sentence.

[LukeB]

Fit and ginger don't go in the same sentence.

He's hot :fist:

[Marsh.]

He's hot :fist:

But even when he's hot he remains pale. :fan:

[LukeB]

But even when he's hot he remains pale. :fan:

Gingers have souls :fist:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i really want to read the baby jesus butt plug

[Marsh.]

i really want to read the baby jesus butt plug

what the hell is that?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Baby-Jesus-Butt-Plug/dp/0972959823

[LukeB]

I Still need to read the 3rd book of 50 shades

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

luke *grabs hold of your shoulders firmly*

you really do not need to do that

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

2RqWpWtY9vU

me

[LukeB]

luke *grabs hold of your shoulders firmly*

you really do not need to do that

why :laugh:

[Daniel.]

i am actual trash i have been drinking since 10am this morning (there was a really messy incident in town involving a pub and a greenpeace charity worker (they were separate incidents))

but in other news i sucked a dick today and i honestly feel as though he could be the one http://oi59.tinypic.com/2i8xjwn.jpg

like he is so much hotter than me so i will really have to work on my emotional blackmail skills but i feel hope http://oi59.tinypic.com/2i8xjwn.jpg

Happy for you boo

I want details

[LukeB]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/85db42134303b494071606b7b772b489/tumblr_nff6v4dt401qzh7ouo2_400.gif

[T*]

50 shades is trash for middle aged women

[LukeB]

50 shades is trash for middle aged women

Stereotyping :nono:

[Daniel.]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/85db42134303b494071606b7b772b489/tumblr_nff6v4dt401qzh7ouo2_400.gif

I love her

[Jake.]

sorry Ammi but it's neneu10's turn to win ML

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

the last ep of ahs was so emotional ergh i cried so much

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Happy for you boo

I want details

oh he hasn't messaged me since i left his house like 6 hours ago he can die in a fire for all i care

[Daniel.]

Give it a few days and if not talk to him

[Daniel.]

Give it a few days and if not talk to him qpp6

[T*]

oh he hasn't messaged me since i left his house like 6 hours ago he can die in a fire for all i care

omfg :joker:

[T*]

what if he hasn't messaged you back because he has died in a fire :worry:

[Daniel.]

Scott go on Plug DJ

[T*]

scott come in plug there is aphex twin

[Jay.]

hello

[LukeB]

Jay :wavey:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

which song

[Marsh.]

Scott, did he at least give you a lift home?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

no :bored:

[Marsh.]

You should offer him another one and bite it then pretend to have locked jaw.

[Jay.]

Jay :wavey:

hiii

[Marsh.]

Jingle Jizz.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i am over him i was infatuated for like 2 hours now idc

[Jay.]

Jingle Jizz.

http://spermart.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/150-dpi-xmas-lil-quids-etsy-original-by-bethann-shannon.jpg?w=426&h=553

[Vanessa]

I'm at the airport to pick up my sister! Can't believe she's coming over! :amazed:

[LukeB]

Scream 4 time :clap2:

[Jay.]

Scream 4 time :clap2:

:love:

[LukeB]

:love:

I remember being High watching it at the Cinema:laugh:

[T*]

me normally
https://38.media.tumblr.com/7fab1605955207c17df57e147581c9d6/tumblr_nat0umlJe41qjg2gjo1_400.jpg
me when BWET dropped
https://33.media.tumblr.com/aa327ff420ac57e93d230f39134e6c03/tumblr_nat0umlJe41qjg2gjo2_400.jpg

[Marsh.]

I remember being High watching it at the Cinema:laugh:

:unsure:

[LukeB]

:unsure:

:thumbs2:

[Marsh.]

:thumbs2:

https://24.media.tumblr.com/d7486889e61bddbc8f1c477eaec55400/tumblr_mxjgessOSw1t0u3h4o1_400.gif

[LukeB]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/d7486889e61bddbc8f1c477eaec55400/tumblr_mxjgessOSw1t0u3h4o1_400.gif

https://s.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/u8ROmDOVpFaw7u0cq3oviQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/omg/2014-08-22/294371a0-29db-11e4-a49a-fd6c9dc7c880_ymbx18a.gif

[Braden]

Going out on a Thursday (any day actually) is such hard work.

There is nowhere to pre-drink without expense. Me and my friend seem to be getting ready to go out and we haven't got a clue what were doing. :joker:

[LukeB]

He's hot
http://pmcmovieline.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/nicotortorellascream500.jpg

[Marsh.]

Geek.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

loser nerd

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i didn't see braden's post above that

those two words should not even be allowed to be on the same page as braden

[LukeB]

Geek.

loser nerd

who :suspect:

[Tom4784]

Ugh, I'm so not meant for full time work.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

kiss and not tell is the greatest song of the year and **** off i do not want a discussion i am stating scientific fact so be quiet

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

whatever comes on shuffle when i am drunk is the greatest song of the time period it was released in

[LukeB]

whatever comes on shuffle when i am drunk is the greatest song of the time period it was released in

legend

[Marsh.]

legend

leg. end.

[Shaun]

last day of work tomorrow :flutter:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

how does the last chance you will ever get to accidentally poison that hot guy's tea because coincidentally you are the only person in the building with CPR training warrant a ":flutter:"

[LukeB]

leg. end.

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customprofilepics/profilepic70254_4.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

my top 10 songs of 2014 is basically just the trouble in paradise tracklist plus all about that bass

[LukeB]

my top 10 songs of 2014 is basically just the trouble in paradise tracklist plus all about that bass

Download Fleur East -Uptown funk

[Marsh.]

my top 10 songs of 2014 is basically just the trouble in paradise tracklist plus all about that bass

https://31.media.tumblr.com/f7d639486ac1cf0597f6d1f5798d9144/tumblr_inline_naja3ijtnu1s0bjz0.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i actually don't do singles

[Marsh.]

Just couples? :fan:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

that would be embarrassing and awkward

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

why smithy got his #tittyout all over tumblr though

[Daniel.]

Marsh be a Cockyboy

[Marsh.]

Smithy got his titty out? Lemme see

[Marsh.]

Marsh be a Cockyboy

What do you mean? :unsure:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i adore smithy he is honestly my fav member ever no lies (i have been horrid to him in the past but its true)

[Marsh.]

Why were you horrid to him? :fist:

[Daniel.]

What do you mean? :unsure:

Look it up

[Marsh.]

Oh my jesus

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

idk bc i am vile sometimes

[Marsh.]

Does it pay good?

[Daniel.]

Yes

[Marsh.]

:think:

[Daniel.]

Scott go on Plug there is much to discuss

[Shaun]

how does the last chance you will ever get to accidentally poison that hot guy's tea because coincidentally you are the only person in the building with CPR training warrant a ":flutter:"

i was considering buying a box of roses to take into work but instead i think i'll take a bunch of them instead

you have inspired me

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

that guy hasn't text me

like i use my best stand up material when i am with him and i don't even get a text

love does not exist we all die alone

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

alcohol makes me so desperate i need to not

[LukeB]

that guy hasn't text me

like i use my best stand up material when i am with him and i don't even get a text

love does not exist we all die alone

Text him?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

no bc i don't want to appear desperate even though i am

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i actually don't even care about him this is just one of those tfw no gf moments

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i hate everything i am going to put wake up alone on shuffle and cry myself to sleep bye

[Marsh.]

Josy hates me

She has sense.

[LukeB]

She has sense.

:p

[LukeB]

this is the best gif so far
https://38.media.tumblr.com/09b354dcc050bbfe9f56d2de8c61084c/tumblr_nc0ydq2c0J1sj7x7ko9_250.gif

[Jay.]

Lets be honest who would buy this, it comes out June 10th.

Title: 'The life and times of Geraldine Butternut'

Description:
The novel will centre upon the small rural down of Buttergrove Green, located in South West England. Geraldine grew up surrounded by farmers, green grocers and towns people alike. But she knew she was different. You see, Geraldine didn't like farming and she certainly did not like working in the local green grocers. She was a city girl at heart - so a big step she must take.

The reader follows the life of a young Geraldine Butternut and her journey to London, a city of which her father had only told her about. Geraldine takes off, flee's the local farms and fields, in search upon a new life. Leaving behind her mother, Florence Butternut and father Keith Butternut in search of new beginnings and experiences.

Reviews
"Join Jay., two time best seller, as he uncovers a novel like no-other!"
*5 stars - The Mail Online*

"The best read of 2015! "
*5 stars - Empire*

"Such an inspiration to the people of TiBB"
*5 stars - Josy"

[LukeB]

where can i pre order?

[Jay.]

Available to pre-order on Amazon from January 11th.

[LukeB]

4 days before my birthday great :wink:

[Jay.]

£25 per copy, signings around England and Wales start a week after book launch, which will be in Canary Wharf, held by my publisher, Penguin.

Invites in the post.

[LukeB]

£25 per copy, signings around England and Wales start a week after book launch, which will be in Canary Wharf, held by my publisher, Penguin.

Invites in the post.

£25 for a book? that's a first

[Jay.]

£25 for a book? that's a first

Why? Do you not want to delve into the life and existence that is, of Geraldine Butternut?

[LukeB]

Why? Do you not want to delve into the life and existence that is, of Geraldine Butternut?

I've never seen a book that expensive in my life :pipe:

[Jay.]

Some people these days, you don't know any of the trials and tribulations that come with writing a book! You have absolutely no idea! And the pressure to adhere to the want, no need, for a trilogy! Oh my.. You mortals have a lot to learn, you really do.

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[LukeB]

Some people these days, you don't know any of the trials and tribulations that come with writing a book! You have absolutely no idea! And the pressure to adhere to the want, no need, for a trilogy! Oh my.. You mortals have a lot to learn, you really do.

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[Jay.]

me reading the final copy of The life and times of Geraldine the Butternut

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[LukeB]

The price reaction
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[Jay.]

this morning talking about my book, the PR team are so good :love:

[Jay.]

me recording my audio book

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[LukeB]

Jay getting some good news
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[Jay.]

The sequel to 'The life and times of Geraldine the Butternut', 'Butternut takes Manhattan' has been tossed and turned around for a few months now. But I can now officially announce that it will launch alongside the film adaptation in Summer 2016, with a further final book in the trilogy, titled 'A Butternut's life for me' is touted for release Summer 2017.

- Extract from The Butternut's official website 19th December 2014.

[Jay.]

#ButternutBook on Twitter to join the conversation.

[LukeB]

me
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[Jay.]

During a recent court appearance it came out that The Butternut trilogy was under copy right infringement.

On 19th December 2014 it was found The Butternut's were characters stolen from this http://www.amazon.com/Up-Butternut-Lake-Novel-Trilogy/dp/0062283146

A statement to follow.

[Jay.]

The iconic novelist of our time, Jay. stated, upon leaving the court hearing:

"I don't understand it, I had never heard of such a novel. I still stand again my point, the characters, all mine, the setting, all mine, all original and unique to me. But having to pay out least £30,000,000 in copyright fraud will not hurt my bank account. I hope my fan's stick with my during this difficult time."

what am i doing

[LukeB]

give me the book now and for £12?

[Jay.]

give me the book now and for £12?

It's been pulled from stores, maybe you'll find one from eBay?

[LukeB]

It's been pulled from stores, maybe you'll find one from eBay?

Me and Ebay don't get along
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[Jay.]

how i feel rn

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[LukeB]

how i feel
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[Jay.]

I'm hilarious

ngl I might actually have a go at writing a book, the idea doesn't seem that bad..?

[LukeB]

I'm hilarious

ngl I might actually have a go at writing a book, the idea doesn't seem that bad..?

Do it, you only live once

[Jay.]

Now it's been compare to The Bible, the pressure is mounting up.