Mock

[Locke.]

Tell us a story Mock

[Mystic Mock]

Sure thing.

Once upon a time there was a girl called Iggy, she has a secret that she doesn't want anyone to know, and as she comes home one day from her Music, there was a beast inside who called himself a Dafrus, he makes her confess to the whole world that she used to be a dude called Ian, and that when she was Ian that she used to eat little kids because they was easy prey. Let's just say Iggy might need to have the op again very soon.

The end.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Sure thing.

Once upon a time there was a girl called Iggy, she has a secret that she doesn't want anyone to know, and as she comes home one day from her Music, there was a beast inside who called himself a Dafrus, he makes her confess to the whole world that she used to be a dude called Ian, and that when she was Ian that she used to eat little kids because they was easy prey. Let's just say Iggy might need to have the op again very soon.

The end.

o_o

[Shaun]

I hope this is nominated for the Man Booker prize next year