waterhog
21-12-2014, 06:18 PM
all i want for Christmas is - fill in missing words (spoof) 21.12.14
i am not going to scribble
the reader i don't want to bore
this is no back street nibble
i have given up on the local *****.
no i don't want your penny's
you keep your giro
needed is sweeter then "heart burn" and "Rennie's"
it will put shame to my paper and biro.
i do wan't a nice aroma
so i will visit my dealer
the lady's in London will be dropping into a coma
so a quick advert for "John Lewis" is my feeler.
still on passion
now flowing is adrenalin
what i want is not is fashion
it can not even be promoted by a penguin.
i will be grateful
never having a arrogant attitude
let me thank all NHS workers with a word that's tasteful
my life explains my gratitude.
my ears are blessed
music from a drum that is green
the best xmas song will be addressed
"Thank God its Christmas" by "Queen".
i don't want a nurse
I.T.U sounds make me shiver
just like "GeorgeEboy" neither want a reverse
fear has more power then any river.
so what do i need
its already making me cry
please everyone that does read
rhyme your words and give me a poem reply.
( the tittle poem question = poem reply. and if no one does a poem for me, i will be gutted and this will be a xmas i will never forget. i have tried to get this to Queen - GeorgeE boy and my "dealer" who i will expose as "John Lewis" and as for the penguin - i am well gel they found love. if you you can find a better xmas song then this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V5mtUff6ikplease leave a link.if you want to hear what I.T.U sounds like you can find a few of the machines sounds herehttp://www.sounddogs.com/results.asp?CategoryID=1031&SubcategoryID=10&Type=1- and if you wanted to pick up a penguin you can here http://www.johnlewis.com/ and if you want me to be yours - buy me a aftershave and if i still fail to get a offer, i will settle for you.)
i am not going to scribble
the reader i don't want to bore
this is no back street nibble
i have given up on the local *****.
no i don't want your penny's
you keep your giro
needed is sweeter then "heart burn" and "Rennie's"
it will put shame to my paper and biro.
i do wan't a nice aroma
so i will visit my dealer
the lady's in London will be dropping into a coma
so a quick advert for "John Lewis" is my feeler.
still on passion
now flowing is adrenalin
what i want is not is fashion
it can not even be promoted by a penguin.
i will be grateful
never having a arrogant attitude
let me thank all NHS workers with a word that's tasteful
my life explains my gratitude.
my ears are blessed
music from a drum that is green
the best xmas song will be addressed
"Thank God its Christmas" by "Queen".
i don't want a nurse
I.T.U sounds make me shiver
just like "GeorgeEboy" neither want a reverse
fear has more power then any river.
so what do i need
its already making me cry
please everyone that does read
rhyme your words and give me a poem reply.
( the tittle poem question = poem reply. and if no one does a poem for me, i will be gutted and this will be a xmas i will never forget. i have tried to get this to Queen - GeorgeE boy and my "dealer" who i will expose as "John Lewis" and as for the penguin - i am well gel they found love. if you you can find a better xmas song then this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V5mtUff6ikplease leave a link.if you want to hear what I.T.U sounds like you can find a few of the machines sounds herehttp://www.sounddogs.com/results.asp?CategoryID=1031&SubcategoryID=10&Type=1- and if you wanted to pick up a penguin you can here http://www.johnlewis.com/ and if you want me to be yours - buy me a aftershave and if i still fail to get a offer, i will settle for you.)