2014 TiBB Lounge™- Part 16 (The Grotto)

[SomaStarHusky]

classic marsh everybody. xD

[SomaStarHusky]

oh marsh that reminds me

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

who else but marsh

http://new4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Who+else+but+felixjarl+_13cd64776d354c9cd4875f989d 86d96b.jpg

[Marsh.]

How do you know me so well stranger? :worry:

[SomaStarHusky]

daniel said he hopes you get Beyonce for christmas @Marsh

[Marsh.]

:unsure: I'd rather Michelle McManus.

[Cal.]

:unsure: I'd rather Michelle McManus.

Shut up and find yourself.

[LukeB]

2 more hours!

[Marsh.]

Shut up and find yourself.

I find myself every other night. :wink:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

idgi

[Natalie.]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/53c4baa6b56c0391f240c4b100eb79e6/tumblr_n6eupawKs11qhdp1ro1_400.png

[Jay.]

me irl :cry:

[LukeB]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/53c4baa6b56c0391f240c4b100eb79e6/tumblr_n6eupawKs11qhdp1ro1_400.png

:worry: where did you find my diary?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

this laptop is so **** and slow is2g

it lags when i have 2 tabs open at once erm

[LukeB]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/f3a39d48b806eebbe88010b825b84982/tumblr_n8jzxq88vw1sn3e80o1_500.gif

[LukeB]

:flutter: My cats new Harness

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i just started self titled this is my xmas present to myself

[Rob!]

Omg an hour to go :amazed:

[LukeB]

Omg an hour to go :amazed:

1 hour 1 min :wink:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i sneezed on the beat and the beat godsicca

http://i.imgur.com/0CVPKXQ.jpg?1

[LukeB]

what are you getting for christmas Scott?

[Marsh.]

what are you getting for christmas Scott?

It's going to be a very white Christmas.

[Marsh.]

Aww, I just got a Christmas email from TiBB. :lovedup:

[LukeB]

It's going to be a very white Christmas.

http://media.tumblr.com/c5216b7c7e3931449633a99aca55cfae/tumblr_inline_n4vks8KD8m1r9ejtw.gif

[LukeB]

Aww, I just got a Christmas email from TiBB. :lovedup:

I didn't :(

[Jay.]

I didn't :(

Josy showing favouritism amongst members :inamood:

[Cal.]

Neither did I who does she think she is i wrote a song about her

[LukeB]

I congratulated her for being 2nd on the quiz and wished her a happy christmas :fist: (joking way so josy doesn't tell me to chill out)

poor me and cal

[Rob!]

Josy and Marsh :umm2: I assumed she had more taste. Mind you, she IS Scottish.

[LukeB]

Josy showing favouritism amongst members :inamood:

:hmph: hope Santa doesn't give her presents

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what are you getting for christmas Scott?

probs nothing bc my family interpret me asking for nothing as me actually being ok with getting nothing like excuse me did i say that but yes thank you these family guy socks are lovely

[Jay.]

omg wait I got one

[Jay.]

JingleAllTheJay,

A very happy Christmas and all the best for the new year, from all the team at TiBB.

omg I cried

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

but my mum got me a new nano this morning so that is something

[Jay.]

tysfm Josy for such kind words

[Marsh.]

omg wait I got one

omg I cried

tysfm Josy for such kind words

:joker:

[Cal.]

Josy is disgusting i hope she gets banned

[Marsh.]

Josy and Marsh :umm2: I assumed she had more taste. Mind you, she IS Scottish.

:fist: Get serving your customers Spa boy!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

spa?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

is he a "massage" worker

[Jay.]

Josy is disgusting i hope she gets banned

dw she probably saved up and bought you something special x x x

[LukeB]

Jay gets one and I have been a member longer then him :hmph:

[Cal.]

dw she probably saved up and bought you something special x x x

true i have saved the site

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i am going to check my email

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i log in to my email like once every 17 years

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

90% of my emails are JUST EAT (no reply): your order's in the bag

[Marsh.]

90% of my emails are JUST EAT (no reply): your order's in the bag

:joker::joker::joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

also i did not get one

[Marsh.]

spa?

is he a "massage" worker

:eek: I always assumed he meant the spa shop but you're probably right. :shocked:

[Cal.]

90% of my emails are JUST EAT (no reply): your order's in the bag

:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

marsh have you ever had master wok? :flutter:

[LukeB]

90% of my emails are JUST EAT (no reply): your order's in the bag

:joker:

[Jay.]

i am going to check my email

xoxoscottyboylovescock1999xoxo@outlook.com ?

[Rob!]

:fist: Get serving your customers Spa boy!

*spaR :hmph:

[LukeB]

My dad wanted nothing for christmas but i brought him a darth vader cup because my name is luke and he is my father so i thought it would have been funny

[Marsh.]

*spaR :hmph:

:fan:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

as if miranda hart would have tom ellis fawning over her

i am sorry but can we make these shows a little more realistic

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i do not care how funny she is she looks like a ****ing t-rex

[LukeB]

Marsh what have you got for christmas?

let me guess?

a sex swing?
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17qxbyb4zy5k0jpg/original.jpg

[Rob!]

:fist: Get serving your customers Spa boy!

*spaR :hmph:

[Marsh.]

*spaR :hmph:

*spaR :hmph:

Amnesia teas

[Cal.]

http://rs769.pbsrc.com/albums/xx337/msboopzie/funny/FROG2.gif~c200

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

me

[Marsh.]

Marsh what have you got for christmas?

let me guess?

a sex swing?
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17qxbyb4zy5k0jpg/original.jpg

No. I got a Frozen themed dildo. :wink:

[LukeB]

I thought Josy was deleting comments for a second then :worry:

[Jay.]

Scott not replying to me posting his irl email address on tibb because he knows its true and doesn't want to draw attention <3 x x

[LukeB]

No. I got a Frozen themed dildo. :wink:

No wonder they sang a song about letting it go

[Marsh.]

marsh have you ever had master wok? :flutter:

I don't like Chinese much.

[Josy]

James sent the TiBB email out btw not me.

And I'm nit deleting anything Luke I'm lazing on the sofa drinking tea and waiting to open my presents at 12 :idc:

[Cal.]

James sent the TiBB email out btw not me.

And I'm nit deleting anything Luke I'm lazing on the sofa drinking tea and waiting to open my presents at 12 :idc:

i hope you get banned stil

[Josy]

i hope you get banned stil

I dont know you

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Scott not replying to me posting his irl email address on tibb because he knows its true and doesn't want to draw attention <3 x x

i get enough fan mail as it is ty

[Jay.]

omg so jealous @ Josy </3 I have to wait until 11 tomorrow because mum finishes work then... Although I have already opened 5 presents :umm2:

One year, when I was 12 I got everyone up at 4am :flutter:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I don't like Chinese much.

what is wrong with you?

a dangerous allergy?

[Jay.]

omg though at James loving me though, this Christmas :flutter:

Card is still in the post though Josy, but will redirect to James sorry x x

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

*stands outside marsh's house flicking peanuts through his open window*

[Marsh.]

what is wrong with you?

a dangerous allergy?

It looks like a time I was ill once and could **** through the eye of a needle.

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:unsure:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i can assure you the salt and pepper chicken wings do not look like that

[Marsh.]

omg so jealous @ Josy </3 I have to wait until 11 tomorrow because mum finishes work then... Although I have already opened 5 presents :umm2:

One year, when I was 12 I got everyone up at 4am :flutter:

How many fecking presents do you get?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omg could i order now

[Marsh.]

i can assure you the salt and pepper chicken wings do not look like that

Ah, now salt and pepper chicken I don't mind.

[Cal.]

I dont know you

ha65

[LukeB]

James sent the TiBB email out btw not me.

And I'm nit deleting anything Luke I'm lazing on the sofa drinking tea and waiting to open my presents at 12 :idc:

:laugh: It's Robs or Marsh fault for saying the same thing, thought what has happened :laugh:

[Jay.]

How many fecking presents do you get?

Well the 5 were from friends + an aunty, so I don't feel that bad tbh.

My family are massive on presents, like my Dad got invited for Christmas day last week and everyone rushed out to buy him presents, for it to not be awkward lmao

[LukeB]

omg so jealous @ Josy </3 I have to wait until 11 tomorrow because mum finishes work then... Although I have already opened 5 presents :umm2:

One year, when I was 12 I got everyone up at 4am :flutter:

Santa doesn't come yet? how the christmas F did you get presents


is santa real?
http://media0.giphy.com/media/EU5ox7Mve7FS0/200_s.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i just ordered pizza is this a scam tho like who delivered after 11pm on xmas eve erm

[Jay.]

Santa doesn't come yet? how the christmas F did you get presents


is santa real?
http://media0.giphy.com/media/EU5ox7Mve7FS0/200_s.gif

Robin :love:

and I have connections dw he's real x

[LukeB]

i just ordered pizza is this a scam tho like who delivered after 11pm on xmas eve erm

I did that last year, it was nice

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

lmao midnight mass on BBC1 bye

*changes to channel 666* hail satan etc

[LukeB]

Robin :love:

and I have connections dw he's real x

Not Jay making me drink wine, make a mess and hide under the desk because I was having a meltdown about Santa :nono:

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i love santa not jesus

[Jay.]

omg the takeaway near me is open until like 3am what

[LukeB]

omg the takeaway near me is open until like 3am what

Mine is open all night because they don't celebrate christmas :flutter:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i am perched for this i am finding mistletoe the delivery guy has to tongue me

[LukeB]

i am perched for this i am finding mistletoe the delivery guy has to tongue me

:creep:

[Jake.]

One year, when I was 12 I got everyone up at 4am :flutter:

ew I would have had you adopted

[Glenn.]

Santas been
http://i.imgur.com/oJVwS3R.png

[Jay.]

ew I would have had you adopted

Apparently, my parents went to bed at like 2am as well because I kept getting up + I went to bed that day at 4pm so what kind of hellish child?

[Jay.]

Pictures like that make me so excited :flutter:

[Marsh.]

i am perched for this i am finding mistletoe the delivery guy has to tongue me

http://thebacklot.mtvnimages.com/uploads/ub209img26.jpg?quality=0.7

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

gross

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i'm gonna sit outside and wait for romeo whilst listening to blue bye

[T*]

I havent got the christmas pm
I know how it is, TiBB.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlkbkkPCIAAsGFK.jpg

[Jake.]

Apparently, my parents went to bed at like 2am as well because I kept getting up + I went to bed that day at 4pm so what kind of hellish child?

disgusting

[LukeB]

ZoxQ4Ul_DME

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erm my mum actually arguing with me because i should not be ordering pizza at this time on xmas eve 'because those poor men should not be working they should be at home with their families' did i ****ing employ them though get tf to bed bitch bye

[Rob!]

I've just got my mum into Gogglebox. I can't wait till she properly sees the Tappers. :hehe:

[Marsh.]

erm my mum actually arguing with me because i should not be ordering pizza at this time on xmas eve 'because those poor men should not be working they should be at home with their families' did i ****ing employ them though get tf to bed bitch bye

:joker:

Well if they weren't delivering to you they'd still be working.

[Marsh.]

I hate when Mrs Brown's Boys does musical numbers.

[Ross.]

erm my mum actually arguing with me because i should not be ordering pizza at this time on xmas eve 'because those poor men should not be working they should be at home with their families' did i ****ing employ them though get tf to bed bitch bye

omg I'm crying

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

exactly :umm2:

like she lit just tried to start drama over me ordering pizza :umm2:

[Marsh.]

Miranda is ending?

[LukeB]

Miranda is ending?

what?

[Jake.]

Miranda is ending?

should never have started

[Marsh.]

BBC announcer just said "final two episodes". :unsure:

[Marsh.]

should never have started

Who mentioned Lily's career?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

good

[Jake.]

Who mentioned Lily's career?

I'm guessing the 3 million or so people who purchased her second album :flutter:

stop baiting for once though, it's Christmas

[Niall]

Literally the thing I'm most excited for later today is having a slice of that pecan pie

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

if this pizza does not turn up i s2g

i am lit sat in the front garden freezing my titty

[Shaun]

notice jake says 2nd album because probably 49 people bought sheezus

[Niall]

I actually don't even care about presents or any of that **** I just want some of the pecan pie I made and I'll be at peace

[Marsh.]

I'm guessing the 3 million or so people who purchased her second album :flutter:

stop baiting for once though, it's Christmas

Who's baiting? :unsure: Get a sense of humour Jakey.

[Jake.]

notice jake says 2nd album because probably 49 people bought sheezus

yes but idc about sheezus

[Marsh.]

notice jake says 2nd album because probably 49 people bought sheezus

:clap1:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

a van just pulled up am i about to get gang raped or is my pizza here

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(both i hope)

[Shaun]

-has both Alright, Still and INMIY on CD so you cannot say i'm not a fan :hmph:-

[Marsh.]

a van just pulled up am i about to get gang raped or is my pizza here

I bet you're hoping it's the former.

[Jake.]

Who's baiting? :unsure: Get a sense of humour Jakey.

Oo you called me Jakey, I'm sold :lovedup:

[Shaun]

looks like scott's crusts aren't the only thing getting stuffed tonight

[Jake.]

-has both Alright, Still and INMIY on CD so you cannot say i'm not a fan :hmph:-

:clap1:

Have you got Kabul Sh*t downloaded though that is the main question

[Marsh.]

looks like scott's crusts aren't the only thing getting stuffed tonight

With cheese too. :yuk:

[Jake.]

looks like scott's crusts aren't the only thing getting stuffed tonight

HA

[Shaun]

:clap1:

Have you got Kabul Sh*t downloaded though that is the main question

... no :worry:

[Jake.]

With cheese too. :yuk:

and now I feel sick

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

neither of those things happened and i am starting to get frostbite

[Marsh.]

Why are you sat outside?

[LukeB]

- Marsh talks about lily-
-Goes on spotify to play some Lily Allen-

Great promo Marsh :clap1:

[Marsh.]

Oh well it's Christmas Day! *opens tub of chocolate*

[Marsh.]

- Marsh talks about lily-
-Goes on spotify to play some Lily Allen-

Great promo Marsh :clap1:

:laugh: I do my bit for the struggling artists. :hehe:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i purchased a few of the singles via itunes and downloaded the rest of the album/s illegally love me

[Jake.]

... no :worry:

LabNo82q3D0

B-Side to The Fear

It might come off a bit preachy but I actually think it's perfect :flutter:

[Shaun]

I've heard it, I just don't bother DLing b-sides and the such :laugh:

....unless they're Fifth Harmony's Sledgehammer. I can't think of another B-side I have D:

[Jake.]

I've got like 100 in my wallet and whilst I could save it, I could also go shopping in the sales so I think the latter wins

[LukeB]

:flutter: Jake how much do you like this song

tQeae9z6gSk

[Niall]

I've got like 100 in my wallet and whilst I could save it, I could also go shopping in the sales so I think the latter wins

Treat yo'self :flutter:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Why are you sat outside?

bc i am listening to az so i am deaf atm and i don't want to miss them

[Jake.]

I've heard it, I just don't bother DLing b-sides and the such :laugh:


I only downloaded it this week tbf I managed to find her entire stuff and just unchecked everything else apart from the b-sides :laugh:

[Jake.]

Treat yo'self :flutter:

Think I might do hun :flutter: urgh I need (or want) some new shoes and shirts

[T*]

I've just got my mum into Gogglebox. I can't wait till she properly sees the Tappers. :hehe:

i bet she cant wait until 2014's series where everything is depressing and dogs and babies die and goats are castrated

[Jake.]

:flutter: Jake how much do you like this song

tQeae9z6gSk

It's her second best opener (obviously Smile > Everyone's At It > Sheezus), but it's still very good yes

[Niall]

Think I might do hun :flutter: urgh I need (or want) some new shoes and shirts

I feel u on that one. I want many new pairs of jeans and shoes and some t-shirts too. :worry:

There's actually this jacket at Levis that I've been desperate to get for months but haven't had the opportunity :worry:

[T*]

Me A couple of weeks ago: Eurgh christmas is so far away
Me now: How the ****ing hell is it christmas already?!

[Ramsay]

happy christmas lads have a good one! :lovedup:

[T*]

erm i just heard my brother puke in the upstairs toilets
tomorrow will be fun and cheerful :/

[T*]

happy christmas lads have a good one! :lovedup:

You too :love:

[LukeB]

happy christmas lads have a good one! :lovedup:

You too buddy :)
Hope you had a awesome birthday too

[Jake.]

I feel u on that one. I want many new pairs of jeans and shoes and some t-shirts too. :worry:

There's actually this jacket at Levis that I've been desperate to get for months but haven't had the opportunity :worry:

I honestly need a style guru I have in my head what my ideal fashion sense is but when I'm shopping I end up getting anything :worry:

treat urself princess

[Jake.]

happy christmas lads have a good one! :lovedup:

aw you too laddy :lovedup:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

me a couple of weeks ago:

http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2010/09/01/1225912/950334-tina-malone.jpg

me now:

http://i2.cdnds.net/13/19/618x444/showbiz-baftas-2013-tina-malone.jpg

[LukeB]

Looking good Scott :thumbs:

[Jake.]

Change your lipstick?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

hello everyone i am not gay i have many girlfriend but i do not mind if you like boy! LOL xD

[Jake.]

hello everyone i am not gay i have many girlfriend but i do not mind if you like boy! LOL xD

spill :linda:

[Niall]

I honestly need a style guru I have in my head what my ideal fashion sense is but when I'm shopping I end up getting anything :worry:

treat urself princess

I can be ur style guru :dazzler:

I think I might. Or I might splash the **** out and buy a 6+. :flutter: Who knows. We shall see.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i asked santa for jake in a giraffe thong and it did not happen so

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

lmao my sister trying to see what i post on here then looking away when i catch you staring

who are you tho

[Jake.]

I can be ur style guru :dazzler:

I think I might. Or I might splash the **** out and buy a 6+. :flutter: Who knows. We shall see.

yes please do

what is a 6+

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

she would join if she was computer literate

[LukeB]

The Fear (The People Vs Lily Allen) Remake :spin:

some of them are actually hurting my ears, they need to stop

[Jake.]

i asked santa for jake in a giraffe thong and it did not happen so

see what's under the tree come morning :dazzler:

[Niall]

yes please do

what is a 6+

iPhone 6+ :flutter:

[Jake.]

The Fear (The People Vs Lily Allen) Remake :spin:

hew

[Jake.]

iPhone 6+ :flutter:

ooo okay understood

[LukeB]

hew

FWZAy6m6cPs

[Jake.]

imagine me, Niall and Scott meeting for drinks

sitcom in the making

[T*]

Goodnight y'all :love: have a great Xmas morning

[Jake.]

FWZAy6m6cPs

messy

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

imagine me, Niall and Scott meeting for drinks

sitcom in the making

this must happen Q2 2015

[LukeB]

messy

Don't know why I gave it a listen, they ruined the song with their messy vocals

[Niall]

Mqma4MXDgqY

I live for this vine

[Niall]

this must happen Q2 2015

I second this. I'd be the sophisticated slut.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

*i don't even arrive i get arrested on the train journey there and daniel_ gets brought in as a replacement*

[Firewire]

merry xmas xxx

[Jake.]

*the series is cancelled after 7 episodes by ITVBe*

[Black Dagger]

Have a lovely day and hope you get everything you wanted xxoo

[LukeB]

merry xmas xxx

Merry xmas to you too

[Black Dagger]

*the series is cancelled after 7 episodes by ITVBe*

Bit optimistic aren't you?

[Jake.]

Bit optimistic aren't you?

ITVBe too upmarket?

[SomaStarHusky]

so i just sit here and send this and you guys are all like

[Niall]

*the series is cancelled after 7 episodes by ITVBe*

-six months after I've guest judged on drag race, Jake has a successful YouTube channel, and Scott somehow winds up on Judge Judy-

[Niall]

ITVBe too upmarket?

Looks like it's a Really series for us then :sad:

[Black Dagger]

ITVBe too upmarket?

Yes, this is the channel of the cultural classics that are dinner date and TOWIE!

[Jake.]

-six months after I've guest judged on drag race, Jake has a successful YouTube channel, and Scott somehow winds up on Judge Judy-

Judge Judy: And you're suing the plaintiff for the total of $200,000 because he delivered your Meat Feast pizza cold?
Scott: Yes and might I add that he refused to rape me

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

niall i wanted to meet you when i was in london but i didn't have wifi

[Jake.]

Looks like it's a Really series for us then :sad:

A primetime smash approaching

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Judge Judy: And you're suing the plaintiff for the total of $200,000 because he delivered your Meat Feast pizza cold?
Scott: Yes and might I add that he refused to rape me

omfg :joker:

[LukeB]

I only say it cause I care
So please can you stop pulling my hair?
Now now there's no need to swear
Please don't despair my dear mon frere
http://media1.giphy.com/media/b9QBHfcNpvqDK/200.gif

[Jake.]

Niall was supposed to move near here so we could go shopping but it's fine because I know where he works

[Jake.]

I only say it cause I care
So please can you stop pulling my hair?
Now now there's no need to swear
Please don't despair my dear mon frere
http://media1.giphy.com/media/b9QBHfcNpvqDK/200.gif

go to bed

[LukeB]

go to bed

I'm not tired :suspect::laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

jake take me on a fishing trip

[Niall]

Judge Judy: And you're suing the plaintiff for the total of $200,000 because he delivered your Meat Feast pizza cold?
Scott: Yes and might I add that he refused to rape me

:laugh3:

niall i wanted to meet you when i was in london but i didn't have wifi

[brown haired emoji lady looking down at floor] You should've tumblr messaged me you wolly

A primetime smash approaching

We will take the world by storm I can see it now

[Niall]

What would our TV show be called we need snappy title

[Jake.]

jake take me on a fishing trip

yes and we can steal Niall and he can attempt to fish whilst we drink cider and hurl abuse at him

[Jake.]

What would our TV show be called we need snappy title

Up for Rent

no idk

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Up for Rent

this is so perfect i am slain

[Black Dagger]

I think there was a show called that one day :laugh:

[Jake.]

Each ep in the pub Scott could tell us about how he has sex with his dentist

'So did you get that filling?'
'Well yes, you could say he 'filled me in'
*canned laughter*

[Niall]

Niall was supposed to move near here so we could go shopping but it's fine because I know where he works

Just come and steal me away from work I will gladly leave to go shopping

this is so perfect i am slain

I agree it has so many different meanings for us all Jake you are an artist :flutter:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

not me getting a spot on the summer series of CBB because of the sudden success of our series but then i tell a derivative hollyoaks cast member to die in a fire and get ejected on day 9

[Jake.]

I agree it has so many different meanings for us all Jake you are an artist :flutter:

My very own Artpop

[Niall]

Each ep in the pub Scott could tell us about how he has sex with his dentist

'So did you get that filling?'
'Well yes, you could say he 'filled me in'
*canned laughter*

"But wait I thought you were getting a root canal?"
"I don't know about that but someone's root certainly got canaled"
-more canned laughter-

[Niall]

My very own Artpop

You mean 'self titled album in the vein of 'Beyoncé''

Not the monstrous mess that was Artflop :umm2:

[Black Dagger]

~Awaits Smithy~

[Niall]

Speaking of Artflop lmao @ Gaga lasering off her Artpop tattoo :hehe:

[Jake.]

'Jaké' has that ring to it lbr

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i love smithy

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

but he never appreciates my adoration so i feel as though i should say something bitchy

[Jake.]

Speaking of Artflop lmao @ Gaga lasering off her Artpop tattoo :hehe:

Na she still has it as far as I know, a pic of her and Bennet recently still shows it on her arm

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i hope he gets stabbed in the neck

[Jake.]

not me getting a spot on the summer series of CBB because of the sudden success of our series but then i tell a derivative hollyoaks cast member to die in a fire and get ejected on day 9

:joker:

[Cal.]

not me getting a spot on the summer series of CBB because of the sudden success of our series but then i tell a derivative hollyoaks cast member to die in a fire and get ejected on day 9

perched for it

[Marsh.]

-six months after I've guest judged on drag race, Jake has a successful YouTube channel, and Scott somehow winds up on Judge Judy-

*Judge Rinder

https://38.media.tumblr.com/afa523f0bca16621c69ec9a751138967/tumblr_nb766lnkt81tctm09o1_400.gif

[Jake.]

I'll get a spot in the Winter version (because I'll make more of my career) and Niall will appear on Splash or something and be eliminated second

[Black Dagger]

Splash got cancelled :fist:

He can do that singing show that was styled off stars in your eyes.

[Jake.]

Splash got cancelled :fist:

He can do that singing show that was styled off stars in your eyes.

The one with Alan Carr? :laugh:

[Jake.]

you should help chuff with fame so she can join SCD

erm no ty

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i love everyone

[Marsh.]

He can join The Jump and have to pull out before launch due to a broken hip.

[Black Dagger]

The one with Alan Carr? :laugh:

Nah it was on ITV. I can't remember who hosted it now actually :laugh:

It had him off Pointless as a contestant tho

[LukeB]

i love everyone

and everyone loves you too

[Jake.]

Nah it was on ITV. I can't remember who hosted it now actually :laugh:

It had him off Pointless as a contestant tho

Ah :laugh:

[Jake.]

on pointless the other day the host started singing with a choir :umm2:

[Rob!]

Merry Christmas guys :) You lot are all utter wankers but I love you. :love:

[Marsh.]

Merry Christmas guys :) You lot are all utter wankers but I love you. :love:

Did you get any freebies from the Spar?

[Rob!]

Did you get any freebies from the Spar?

And you're the biggest wanker of all. :hug:






And yes. A tin of Quality Street and a 15 pack of carlsburg. Most of which is now gone.

[Marsh.]

And you're the biggest wanker of all. :hug:


That's the most beautiful thing anyone has ever said to me. :flutter:

I love you too. :love:

And yes. A tin of Quality Street and a 15 pack of carlsburg. Most of which is now gone.

:smug: Save me one.

[Rob!]

That's the most beautiful thing anyone has ever said to me. :flutter:

I love you too. :love:



:smug: Save me one.

It's in your stocking. I love that you crossdress. :love:

[Ammi]

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..to one and all...x....

[Smithy]

I got up showered, dressed, took a call, did my teeth and face regime and I'm still the only person that's up :umm2:

Merry Xmas yall

[Ammi]

..yeah, I think my people will all be up and about soon but we're not having dinner/exchanging gifts until this evening so they're not in any hurry...do you just have this one day off, Smithy..?..

[Smithy]

Yeah I'm back in work tomorrow :sad:

[Smithy]

I think someone is running a bath, ****ing rude :umm2:

[Braden]

Merry Christmas TiBBers :love:

I hope you all have a fab day.

[Ammi]

..do you have plans for dinner or anything with your flatmates, Smithy..?...after they have used up all of the hot water in the house...


...Braden..Happy Christmas to you..:love:...

[Jake.]

Merry Christmas guys :love:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i had like 2 hours sleep bye