£10 to see my Big Ben is cheap ? ( 18 age rating poem to wish happy new year)

[waterhog]

£10 to see my Big Ben is cheap ? ( 18 age rating poem to wish every forum user a happy new year) 31.12.14

there is a hurry
i have been out sold
looking forward to my snow flurry
staying up long after midnight i will hold.
can not believe my supporters
some are coming from abroad
going to be photographed by thousands of reporters
i so hope to deliver and get a applaud.
the drinks will flow
against my party maybe a "noise campaign"
that won't take away any glow
i predict we will open millions of bottles of champagne.
a few fisty cuffs
from the young and who can not consume
the emergency services will be busy with no bluffs
desperate people in need will fill the police and A&E room.
at 1220am it will flop
silence will be bliss
and if tonight your cherry did pop
blow "Big Ben" a hidden kiss.
was i value for my ticket
or am i a low life creep
you just paid "10 to see my "fallen wicket"
that is why seeing my "Big Ben" is cheap.

( that is it - no more poetry from me this year, and this is a promise. may i take this opportunity to wish everyone who reads my garbage a happy new year. just for once - reply's to this thread to not have to rhyme. )

[arista]

They (Spivs) are re-selling the tickets for ~£180


not enough tickets

[waterhog]

is there anyone who would pay me £180 for me that would be spivving.

[T*]

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[waterhog]

don't think to long - they are queing round the clock - happy new year everyone - just woke - massive hand over - gonnnnna be sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

[arista]

90 arrested last night

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/jan/01/london-police-arrest-90-new-years-eve

[waterhog]

happy new year arista my darling - i hope you had a good one. i love the pic you selected - i can see myself standing tall in the back round.

have a great year mate.

[armand.kay]

Umm sir

[Udanax]

kk

[kirklancaster]

£10 to see my Big Ben is cheap ? ( 18 age rating poem to wish every forum user a happy new year) 31.12.14

( that is it - no more poetry from me this year, and this is a promise. may i take this opportunity to wish everyone who reads my garbage a happy new year. just for once - reply's to this thread to not have to rhyme. )

Even when you're not word perfect,
We could not give a toss,
But to say that you will rhyme no more
Will be our tragic loss.

You always have valid things to say
That we always like to read.
So to deprive us of your poetry
Is selfish Hog, indeed.

Who cares two fecks for scan or rhythm,
or Iambic pentameter
We prefer our Hog to Byron and Keats
'cos to us you're so much sweeter.

So think again about not posting
when you've something you want to say
'Cos none of us want your poetry gone
And would all love for it to stay.

Have the Happiest of Happy New Years WaterHog and keep those poems coming.

[waterhog]

i love you kirky, i mean that. i loved that poem and it will be for ever in my heart.

i am going soft in old age.

thank you very much.

i hope you are blessed with this coming year. anf who no's i might even write you a valentine poem.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

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[kirklancaster]

i love you kirky, i mean that. i loved that poem and it will be for ever in my heart.

i am going soft in old age.

thank you very much.

i hope you are blessed with this coming year. anf who no's i might even write you a valentine poem.

Thanks Waterhog, and just keep those poems coming.