Greatest C5-era (C)BB quote?

[Shaun]

I'll try and shove as many as I can remember in a poll but I'll inevitably forget something you encyclopedic mofos won't.

[Daniel.]

Look at you, with your cheap Primark shoes.

[LukeB]

Why does Ashleigh keep asking me if I've had a boyfriend, just because I don't want to talk about my arsehole as much as she does

[Daniel.]

What's that from?

[LukeB]

What's that from?

and you're a Deana fan

[Raph]

Look at you, with your cheap Primark shoes.

Why does Ashleigh keep asking me if I've had a boyfriend, just because I don't want to talk about my arsehole as much as she does

Two of the greatest C5 era quotes :worship:

[Daniel.]

I put shame to her.

[Raph]

Wolfy - What size is it Daley?
Hazel - The right size :evilgrin:

Not necessarily a classic but came to mind haha.

Oh Callum - "Soar Charlie Travers, Soar!"

[LukeB]

"Get some bloody class you weirdo man" - Danielle

[Daniel.]

"Get a wash and a hairbursh you fat bitch"

"Who do you dislike most?"
"Zazel, Hazel, Hazel"
"What do you like about her?"
"Her glasses"

[Braden]

"Don't. Talk. ****E!"

[Raph]

"Mama didn't raise no fool" - Toya A Washington

[LukeB]

Open It

[armand.kay]

Winston: *says something in a calm tone*
Toya: "winston you need to calm the **** down aswell"

[LukeB]

"You make my winky expand" - Sam :laugh2:

[Liam-]

Boris is a coconut, as I child I used to speak to him. I still do - Paula Hamilton :love:

[Daniel.]

"Two men were fighting, I stood in between them and told them to drop the swords"

[armand.kay]

"Cut that pineapple" - Pauline leaving the bb house

[Raph]

"Doh doh doh I'm Winston doh doh pissing all over the toilet seat like a barbaric animal" - Toya :love:

[armand.kay]

"Ease up on the chicken man" - Pauline clocking le slug

[Braden]

"Two men were fighting, I stood in between them and told them to drop the swords"

Who said this again? :joker:

Was it Paula? Lmfao

[LukeB]

"If I had a car I drive into a tree" - Liz

[Liam-]

Luisa: “I’ve got a really weak gag reflex”
Ollie: “I would not expect that from you”

:lovedup:

[Raph]

"Ease up on the chicken man" - Pauline clocking le slug

Slugsworth being greedy as per usual :bored:

Also just saw this was about CBB, can't remember any CBB quotes as I haven't really watched a CBB since Tricia Penrose's season

[armand.kay]

I never finish the cbb seasons lol

[LukeB]

Slugsworth being greedy as per usual :bored:

Also just saw this was about CBB, can't remember any CBB quotes as I haven't really watched a CBB since Tricia Penrose's season

When Speidi clocked Rylan :flutter: then they started on Razor

"lets get security in here" :laugh:

[Raph]

I never finish the cbb seasons lol

Me too, they just aren't as interesting for me as the Civilian ones

[Cal.]

Gerra wash annur hurr brush you fat bitch

[Raph]

When Speidi clocked Rylan :flutter: then they started on Razor

"lets get security in here" :laugh:

Rylan winning was the biggest tragedy in BB history, even worse than Denise Welch winning no wonder I don't watch CBB's anymore lol

[Cal.]

Didn't diss anybody who didn't deserve to be dissed

[Raph]

Gerra wash annur hurr brush you fat bitch

LOL :laugh2:

[Raph]

Jazzi P and Toya were the only good things about BB15 lol

[LukeB]

Rylan winning was the biggest tragedy in BB history, even worse than Denise Welch winning no wonder I don't watch CBB's anymore lol

I was annoyed that the public fell for rylan's act. I only liked 4 people on that series tbh. Speidi,Gillian,Tricia and Claire

[Liam-]

'Gang? Are you okay?!' :love:

[LukeB]

has anyone said "everybody needs to calm the **** down" ?

[Raph]

has anyone said "everybody needs to calm the **** down" ?

Toya :love:

[Cal.]

You stinking french slut!

[Raph]

I was annoyed that the public fell for rylan's act. I only liked 4 people on that series tbh. Speidi,Gillian,Tricia and Claire

Yeah and the fact that he didn't just win but still needs to ruin our show by hosting BOTS three times a week :bawling:

[Cal.]

Rylan deserved to win, he'd been waiting to go on Big Brother for ages and he'd had the chance taken away from him before just because the press leaked it.

[Black Dagger]

What is a Tricia?

[Raph]

What is a Tricia?

The most useless housemate ever who for some reason became the bookies' second favorite to win the day of her eviction :love:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

wake up and smell the hummus >>

[LukeB]

Yeah and the fact that he didn't just win but still needs to ruin our show by hosting BOTS three times a week :bawling:

He is okay at times but most of times i find him annoying and cringy, especially the Jackie Travers stanning. That came across really unprofessional. He gets worst. Vanessa Felts or someone else should replace him

[Braden]

"I was in the bathroom doing my make-up."

-lifts up sunglasses-

"Darling."

[LukeB]

What is a Tricia?

She was on heartbeat :flutter:

[Daniel.]

Who said this again? :joker:

Was it Paula? Lmfao

It was

[armand.kay]

'Gang? Are you okay?!' :love:

I whole dr entry :love:
"This is big brother not big ash"

[armand.kay]

"I don't know why we're letting the fattest people in the house write the shopping list" - Kristina Shannon clocking phat nat Cassidy.

[LukeB]

"I have a Career" Toya shading Marlon :love:

[Braden]

Paula was amazing. :joker: :joker:

-spends 5 minutes in basement whilst new housemate walks in-

"Have you come to pick me up?"

-discovers that all housemates nominated her for eviction-

"I know my limits. And I have gone from freezing cold to boiling hot."

[zakman440]

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[armand.kay]

I forgot about sheivonne's hummus quot :lovedup:

[Jake.]

Gerra wash annur hurr brush you fat bitch

ffs lol

But Julie/Liz/Leslie :flutter:

Special mentions to anything Paula said

[Samm]

"I respect Becky like she respects her BMI"
"Suck my dick!"
"Look at you, with your cheap Primark shoes"
"Look, I'm Winston, uh uh uh."
"Get a fockin' life ya weirdo, man"
"Don't talk ****e!"
"You're the skidmark of society"
"Alright then... Victoria. She has evil eyes."
"I wonder how easy it is to drown."
"You stinking french slut!"
"Wake up and smell the hummus"

[Samm]

Paula was amazing CBB11 died with her when she left

[Jay.]

Liz's "I wonder how easy it is to drown"

obv

[Ross.]

Liz's "I wonder how easy it is to drown"

obv

:joker:

[Cal.]

I voted other

it is clearly 'gerra wash annur hurr brush you fat bitch'

[Headie]

"Look at you, with your Cheap Primark Shoes!"

Legit this is the best, most iconic quote of C5 BB. I remember my friend buying me cheap shoes from primark as a Christmas gift :joker:

[Shaun]

I'm scared for Macie entering the thread and telling me (quite rightly) that half of these poll options are crap :worry: (I just included the Helen/Steven/Callum/Shievonne ones for diversity - I think they're all crap HMs tbh)

[Headie]

Others not in the poll:

"You see these films like Star Wars, The Silver Surfer, The Fantastic Four? All of these things are NOT MADE UP." - Heaven BB12
"I will **** you up lyrically" - Ash BB15
"I'm nominating Jeremiah" - Gina BB15
"He is shadier than Slim Shady" - Shievonne BB13
"I have a famous fiancé" - Lydia BB13
"I think I've just experienced racism" - Gina BB14
"You are a racist bitch and I do not like you!" - Gina BB14

[Headie]

Winston: *says something in a calm tone*
Toya: "winston you need to calm the **** down aswell"

"Cut that pineapple" - Pauline leaving the bb house

"Doh doh doh I'm Winston doh doh pissing all over the toilet seat like a barbaric animal" - Toya :love:

"Ease up on the chicken man" - Pauline clocking le slug

"Two men were fighting, I stood in between them and told them to drop the swords"

Lmao all of these <3

[armand.kay]

Others not in the poll:

"You see these films like Star Wars, The Silver Surfer, The Fantastic Four? All of these things are NOT MADE UP." - Heaven BB12
Heaven :laugh3:
When she kicked Rebeckah off her bed because of her bad aura
"I'm nominating Jeremiah" - Gina BB14
"I think I've just experienced racism" - Gina BB14
"You are a racist bitch and I do not like you!" - Gina BB14
This iconic feud :love:

[Jøsh]

I thought you had 3 questions for me..

Lool

[Braden]

Yes @ Heaven

"Can you get off my bed please? I don't want negative vibrations on my bed."

[Headie]

Heaven :laugh3:
When she kicked Rebeckah off her bed because of her bad aura

This iconic feud :love:

Yes @ Heaven

"Can you get off my bed please? I don't want negative vibrations on my bed."

Queen Heaven bringing her holistic healer goodness into the house
http://julianish.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/68vzl.gif

[Gstar]

Nothing will top Deana's and Gina's

[Gstar]

Yes @ Heaven

"Can you get off my bed please? I don't want negative vibrations on my bed."

omg and this

[armand.kay]

Location: skin out mi pum pum
Umm germ?