100 Ways to Get Kicked Out A Public Place

[Jake.]

Title says it all

Any public place you can think of along with any reason as to why you'd be kicked out

Start your post with a # followed by the number (the first would put #1 and so on)

[Mitchell]

#1 coming in on a sit on lawnmower

[Ninastar]

doing a poo in the middle of the floor

[Josy]

A café for taking a crap in the kettle





I fully realise that anyone that hasn't watched Kevin Bridges will now think i'm a weirdo

[Mitchell]

#3 walking in with Nigel Farage as your shoes

[LukeB]

#4 having hardcore sex

[Mitchell]

#5 being the child of Robert Mugabe and Florence Welch.

[T*]

#6) Penis

[Mitchell]

#7 for believing in sex after marriage.

[LukeB]

8) saying piss on me to everyone

[Shaun]

#9 by wearing a KKK mask and asking "are you kkk?" to everyone who looks a bit down

[Natalie.]

#10 throwing peas at everyone in the room

[Livia]

# 11 - Scream "Allahu Akbar!" while fiddling with the straps of your backpack.

[Liam-]

#12 Nut punch a ladyboy

[T*]

#13: Nut Punch LiamPRW, which is essentially identical to #12

[Jøsh]

13: Go on a McChicken Nugget rampage even though its not 10:30 am yet

[jackc1806]

#14: Taking out your packed lunch, which is the back leg of a Golden (brown) Retriever

[LukeB]

#15 smoking weed and doing cocaine