CBB 15 - BOTS Discussion Thread

[zakman440]

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The thread to discuss all things CBBBOTS! On weekdays at 11PM (bar eviction nights). #CBBBOTS

[erinp5]

Tonight on Celebrity Big Brother's Bit on the Side

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We're (almost) back! Even as we speak, Rylan is polishing those twinkly nashers of his to a blinding hue. And our first show of the year is guaranteed to dazzle everyone.

Next to our charming prince will of course be the very-much-awake beauty, Emma Willis.

Joining them we have the shy and retiring James Jordan (aka the Brad Pitt of the dance world), alongside him will be the brilliant DJ and presenter Matt Edmondson and finally, rounding things off nicley, we have Geordie Shore's finest, Vicky Pattison.

[Firewire]

oh 4 hours early

[Vanessa]

James Jordan! :shocked:

http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q496/spindog2012/disg_kfdj897.gif

[erinp5]

James Jordan! :shocked:

http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q496/spindog2012/disg_kfdj897.gif

I feel the same :yuk:

[zakman440]

On NOW!

[MB.]

So that's the 'new look' BOTS. :umm2:

[Kazanne]

James Jordan! :shocked:

http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q496/spindog2012/disg_kfdj897.gif

This is what I thought Potty was on Vanessa

[Jake.]

Big John :clap1:

[Cal.]

It is the same um

[zakman440]

No new look studio..

[MB.]

Slackers tbh.

[Marsh.]

So that's the 'new look' BOTS. :umm2:

Don't you like the new bulb in the top left corner? :flutter:

[Cal.]

Vicky:amazed:

[MB.]

Don't you like the new bulb in the top left corner? :flutter:

Hot.

Literally.

[Marsh.]

"A lot of people are worried"

No they're not.

[Amy Jade]

Vicky :love:

[Amy Jade]

They spelt her name wrong it is Pattinson not Pattison

[Amy Jade]

Britains favourite midget? ermm did the dude out of Willow die?

[Ammi]

..Michelle..:lovedup:...

[Marsh.]

I don't think you could look any worse love, enjoy your white bread.

[zakman440]

I'm actually liking this new format of the panel on the couch, it's much better.

[Cal.]

What is the physical panel there for?

[Kazanne]

I don't think you could look any worse love, enjoy your white bread.

:joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

Insulting his trainers then waltzing off. :unsure:

[Kazanne]

Insulting his trainers then waltzing off. :unsure:

C'mon marsh,that was funny:laugh:

[Marsh.]

C'mon marsh,that was funny:laugh:

His little face though. :laugh:

[Marsh.]

Now they're behind the desk?

What's the point?

[Tregard]

Cheggers the business guru

[Kazanne]

His little face though. :laugh:

:joker: he did look totally bemused,lol

[Natalie.]

Cheggers and the toys :laugh:

[Marsh.]

James Jordan trying to be funny with his use of the word "knockers".


*cringe* This isn't a 70s sitcom.

[Braden]

I really can't stand Rylan as a presenter sometimes.

[Mokka]

Why is the Bots crowd all in black and grey?

are they all at a funeral???

[Natalie.]

go away james

[Cal.]

What is the point of Aisleyne being at the launch if she doesnt go on BOTS?:(

[Amy Jade]

Vicky standing up for Michelle :flutter:

[Marsh.]

Katie's too educated? Do me a favour.

[Cal.]

Why does Katie care so much about fat people?

[Ammi]

..LOL at Katie being too educated for Michelle..that's why her living is being rude...

[Jamesy]

Have some of these audience members been held at gun point to sit there? Half of them look ****ing bored

[Jamesy]

Why does Katie care so much about fat people?

Like anything else she talks about, it's an easy vulnerable part of society to pick on

[Udanax]

Michelle would easily take down Katie. Are we forgetting that this is the woman who looked absolutely gobsmacked when Holly Willoughby said 'stop it' to her? lol

[Marsh.]

Why does Katie care so much about fat people?

Probably one of her "hilarious" rants that got the most attention so she's now making shows about it.

[Tregard]

Don't get yourself involved in the NI/ROI debate Rylan! Man alive that could go badly for him

[Marsh.]

I thought Nadia was about to go all racist. :shocked:

[CaudleHalbard]

Dame Judi James coming up next........

[Babayaro.]

lol Alexander

[Marsh.]

Dame Judi James coming up next........

Helen to rip her to bits.

[Mokka]

I used to watch more bots, but these last few years with Rylan have been horribble

I just have to turn if off every time

Which nights have Emma hosting??

[andybigbro]

James Jordan :mad: I cannot stand him!!

[Braden]

Oh great...more opinions from James.

[Jay.]

I love Patsy :flutter:

[LukeB]

I love Patsy :flutter:

:flutter:

[LukeB]

James Jordan the king of CBB14

[Jake.]

James Jordan the king of CBB14

Vile

[Heaven = Winner]

James Jordan the king of CBB14

Wrong Jordan.

http://static.tellymix.co.uk/ts/610/350/tellymix.co.uk/files/2014/08/cbb-2014-housemates-11.jpg

[LukeB]

Vile

:laugh:

[LukeB]

Wrong Jordan.

http://static.tellymix.co.uk/ts/610/350/tellymix.co.uk/files/2014/08/cbb-2014-housemates-11.jpg

D: not Leslie

[Marsh.]

James Jordan the king of CBB14

I'll pay for you a course of therapy sessions.

[LukeB]

I'll pay for you a course of therapy sessions.

:fist:

[Marsh.]

They've put condoms in the bathroom. :umm2:

[Marsh.]

552978231620816896

:joker:

[jennyjuniper]

James Jordon is like Steven Goode, a good enough reason to switch off.

[coffee]

Honestly the audience is the same people that were there for regular big brother in summer wtf :/

[bots]

552978231620816896

:joker:

No more needs to be said :joker:

[erinp5]

Tonight on Celebrity Big Brother's Bit on the Side - 8th January

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As our celebs settle into their new enchanted home, the magical world of Bit on the Side keeps rolling on.

Tonight, the fairy queen of Big Brother herself Emma Willis will be casting her betwitching spell over the show.

Joining her we have football legend and banter merchant Jimmy Bullard along with HRH the Duchess of Solihull, Dee, TOWIE star Bobby Cole Norris and the wonderous Judi James.

Also tonight we'll be delving into the heady world of luuuvv (that's love but said in a saucy way btw). To help us we have dating expert Eden Blackman and behaviour expert (there's a lot of experts tonight) Anna Williamson.

Channel 5, 11pm. You're going to love it.

[Black Dagger]

:umm2: at them getting the worst two from the last CBB on back to back nights. No doubt George will be next

[LukeB]

Dee and Bobby needs to not appear on Bots :hmph:

Cringe at them calling Dee Dutchess :umm2:

[arista]

on ch5 and Ch5HD now

[zakman440]

I'm actually really liking the new BOTS format, it's much better. The only thing that's letting me down a bit is the fact that Emma's shows are still pre-recorded, it's not as interactive.

[Braden]

Bobbie and Dee are so daft.

You can tell Jimmy is genuinely pissed off. :laugh:

[Loukas]

i'm loving the format of this new bots, it's changed but for the good!

[Loukas]

Jimmy for CBB16!

[jennyjuniper]

I feel the same :yuk:

Me too.

[erinp5]

Tonight on Celebrity Big Brother's Bit on the Side






The housemates are getting their feet well and truly under the table in the Celebrity Big Brother House, and like a hefty sundae to follow a mighty roast, Big Brother’s Bit on the Side will be dished up straight after tonight’s live show.



Rylan will be front-and-centre as always, and he’ll welcoming a stellar panel to pick apart the House action.



Things will be getting all kinds of reem as Rylan’s fellow Essex native Ferne McCann joins us. Atomic Kitten-flavoured national treasure – and former CBB housemate – Kerry Katona will be giving us an insider’s perspective. And finally, broadcaster, Heat Editor-in-Chief and all-round empress of celebrity Lucie Cave will complete the panel.



We’ll also be welcoming back Christian Howes for his round-up of all things digital. Trust us, it’s a good ‘un.



Tonight at 10:30pm on Channel 5.

[arista]

On Ch5HD and Ch5 now

[Babayaro.]

Completely disagree with what they said. Chloe seems dull as ****. Alexander has lots of potential

[Lostie!]

Sweet Brown promo from Jeremy. :worship:

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[Jøsh]

Vegan CookBook

[Babayaro.]

What a load of rubbish, how can they say Alexander is the favourite to go because he's had the lowest increase in twitter followers.There's a lot of people who don't use twitter who will still vote, stupid analysis

[Cherie]

Oh gawd pushing the love triangle of Chloe, Cami and Callum :umm2:

[Kazanne]

I wish they would S**U about the love triangle it's putting me off already!! they are so desperate

[Babayaro.]

Complaining that Alexander spends too much time at the same place when it's only been 3 days and only an hour is shown each night :facepalm:

[erinp5]

We want your deep, personal questions for Alexander, Chloe and Ken, they might be used on Tuesday's post-eviction BOTS! Use hashtag #CBBBOTS

[erinp5]

It’s Monday - and that means Bit On The Side returns to our screens this evening. Hooray!

It’s fair to say there are a number of talking points to be covered from the past few days and Emma can’t wait to chew the fat with our line-up of top notch guests.

Ex-EastEnder and all round cheeky chappie Joe Swash is in town to talk turkey with 2014 celebrity housemate Kellie Maloney, offering us the benefit of her experience. Another former housemate, the delightful Casey Batchelor, is coming along for the ride and we’ll also hear from the fragrant Judi James.

It’s packed, it’s punchy and it’ll be on your screens tonight at 11pm, on Channel 5. We can't wait to see you there.

[zakman440]

Judi James? Again?

[zakman440]

On NOW.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Emmas arse looks amazing in those trousers

[Crimson Dynamo]

Perez

Ffs

[LukeB]

why is Perez crying

[Braden]

Perez crying :umm2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Mess

[Jay.]

'Cancer free' oh jesus

[MB.]

...did Perez just call Ken a cancer?...

[MTVN]

****s sake Perez :joker:

[bots]

the house is cancer free now ... oh my god

[LukeB]

...did Perez just call Ken a cancer?...

probs :umm2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Ken is cancer

[Amy Jade]

Nadia chatting utter ****! she'd never ever quit she love the attention far too much

[Loukas]

perez saying he feels 'cancer free' is absolutely disgusting. What a horrible, HORRIBLE man!

[MTVN]

Goddamn BB why couldn't you have kept him in a bit longer

[Crimson Dynamo]

Even the crenshaw boyz woukd not stoop so low

[Braden]

I think Nadia is lying.

She would never have left purely due to how Ken was acting.

[Kazanne]

Emmas arse looks amazing in those trousers

Get out of this forum:fist:

[Jay.]

5 minutes in and a break? This is why I hardly watch it I swear.

[Kazanne]

I think Nadia is lying.

She would never have left purely due to how Ken was acting.

Course she wouldn't

[MB.]

I've been longing to hear Joe Swash's opinion on recent events.

[bots]

Get out of this forum:fist:

someone call the police !! :joker:

[Loukas]

i actually can't believe Perez said that, i'm shocked :shocked:

[Mokka]

Emma sounds like she is hosting a funeral

[Loukas]

I've been longing to hear Joe Swash's opinion on recent events.

:laugh3:

[zakman440]

I really hope that Judi James isn't going to be on the show everyday, I preferred it when she was only on once a week.

[Johnnyuk123]

Annoydia out next please!

[Crimson Dynamo]

Get out of this forum:fist:

No but it really does

Trust arsegate to ruin everything

[Cherie]

Nadia chatting utter ****! she'd never ever quit she love the attention far too much

Her eyes betrayed her she looked triumphant, hope she is nommed.

[Mokka]

i actually can't believe Perez said that, i'm shocked :shocked:

My jaw is still on the floor, and my eyebrows still raised

[bots]

Perez has got to be next for me

[Crimson Dynamo]

I've been longing to hear Joe Swash's opinion on recent events.

Bwahahahaha

[Ross.]

Emma sounds like she is hosting a funeral

True. :laugh2:

[Johnnyuk123]

Annoydia will be milking the Ken eviction for weeks on Loose Women. What a cow!:fist:

[Jay.]

that advert with carol vorderman looks as if she's not even saying it erm

[Loukas]

thank fucx he's least favourite to win! The prick

[Kazanne]

My jaw is still on the floor, and my eyebrows still raised

Disgusting thing to say:shocked:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Perez crying

can he get any worse?

[bots]

Annoydia will be milking the Ken eviction for weeks on Loose Women. What a cow!:fist:

I hate to say it, but as Katie said she is out to get Perez and Nadia, I may start to support her :shocked:

[Loukas]

Perez crying

can he get any worse?

probably, yes.

[Ross.]

Kellie D:

[Loukas]

Kellie looks better!! :)

[Jay.]

Kellie got her hair dyed :flutter:

[Amy Jade]

Is Kellie ok?

[zakman440]

I wish tonight's BOTS was live..

[Crimson Dynamo]

:umm2:



Kelly

[Loukas]

I wish tonight's BOTS was live..

Is it not?

[Braden]

Kellie putting up her fist wanting to get hold of Perez :joker:

[Jay.]

"the public gets to see what's going on live" :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Nadia picking her nose again, she's as bad as Steven for it. Dirty scrubber

[Kazanne]

Nadia picking her nose again, she's as bad as Steven for it. Dirty scrubber

:joker::joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Not here for o neil being accent racist

[Lostie!]

Kavana: The public get to see what's going on live.

Umm. :blush: :laugh2:

[Johnnyuk123]

I hate Joe, such a none entity.

[Loukas]

Queen Judy James!!! :flutter:

[Mokka]

This just in... Nadia finally realizes where she is

[Amy Jade]

Not this horse again

[Ross.]

Nadia picking her nose again, she's as bad as Steven for it. Dirty scrubber

:laugh2:

[Loukas]

Not this horse again

:nono:

[Johnnyuk123]

Kellie got her hair dyed :flutter:

It's a man wig.:joker:

[bots]

emma just did a horse imitation to Judy :joker::joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Hay bale for james

[zakman440]

Is it not?

Emma's nights have been pre-recorded since she became the main show host. It's a shame really, it loses the home-viewer interaction.

[Loukas]

Emma's nights have been pre-recorded since she became the main show host. It's a shame really, it loses the home-viewer interaction.

:sad:

[Jay.]

It's a man wig.:joker:

No way? http://i.imgur.com/g3bUWs3.jpg

[Johnnyuk123]

No way? http://i.imgur.com/g3bUWs3.jpg

Yup it is.

[MB.]

554778222765019139

Whoever runs Michelle's Twitter account to replace Ken please.

[bots]

The only live bots is on eviction night i think

[Crimson Dynamo]

What is she on about?

[LukeB]

what has happened to judi

[Ross.]

Not Judi trying to drag Michelle bye

[MTVN]

This is bollocks

[Loukas]

what has happened to judi

she got her hair did

[Crimson Dynamo]

Womens club all sticking together

Get some men on

[Amy Jade]

what has happened to judi

Menopause

[MTVN]

Nadia is desperate to be some sort of motherly leader

[Loukas]

Menopause

:joker:

[Jay.]

I can never listen to Judi she's just talking bull****

[Cherie]

Judi loves Nadia, quelle surprise.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Menopause

She hasnt had a man in years

Men on pause more like

[Firewire]

judi taking inspiration from the world's greatest

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/d5/3c/12/d53c12cb74ee14cb1c50c9cfb9e4cbb1.jpg

[Johnnyuk123]

Judi talking total shyte and looking more slutty than Chloe if that's ever possible?
:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Get swash on

[Johnnyuk123]

As soon as Calum gets and erection he will be evicted!

[Ross.]

Someone shut her up pls

[LukeB]

Menopause

:joker:

[zakman440]

Ermm... Has Judi been watching the same show as us?

[Crimson Dynamo]

As soon as Calum gets and erection he will be evicted!

And rightly so

Dirty bastard

[Kazanne]

And rightly so

Dirty bastard

:joker::joker:

[LukeB]

she got her hair did

she looks like she aged 10 years or so since I last saw her last summer talking ****e

[Johnnyuk123]

His hair line drops an inch with each week so by the final he will be bald.:joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

again

[LukeB]

http://www.wagoutfitters.com/images/poodle.jpg

[Johnnyuk123]

Perez will now target Cheggers!

[Johnnyuk123]

Joe? Why is that idiot on the panel?

[zakman440]

Strudwick's on :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

Emma forgot Kellie then oop

[zakman440]

Emma forgot Kellie then oop

:laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Im here for that slut next to beardman

[Crimson Dynamo]

Joe sexism

Disgusting

[MTVN]

Get the police called in on Joe

[Johnnyuk123]

No mention of Ken being bullied by the housemates?:shrug:

[Loukas]

audience loving michelle :clap1:

[Babayaro.]

It's quite funny how Joe thinks he knows what he's talking about, and that hat...

[Crimson Dynamo]

Baldy clocking Visage

Powercut in Brighton

[Babayaro.]

Pete Burns vibes from Kellie

[Loukas]

keyboard warrior :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

Michelle is a diplomat not a coward piss off baldy and maloney

[Loukas]

Michelle is a diplomat not a coward piss off baldy and maloney

:clap2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Here for the katie win

[Amy Jade]

This guy is awesome, stick Swash under the desk and give him a seat plz

[Amy Jade]

Kellie looks like ET now why do these people have crap surgery

[Lostie!]

I love Alicia. She's really surprised me. :love:

[MB.]

Alicia seems to be morphing into La Toya Jackson.

[Loukas]

the news segment has become alot better! :clap1:

[Johnnyuk123]

Perez has more things blowing in his mouth than oxygen.:joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Annoydia now has a new target.

[Braden]

Kellie looked like she wanted to eat that bald guy just then.

[zakman440]

There's nothing wrong with playing the game Casey, it's a gameshow!

[Angelika]

Tonight on Celebrity Big Brother's Bit on the Side

James Jordan

The BOTS must be desperate! Glad I missed that:dance:

[Marsh.]

Has Kellie's face returned to normal now?

[MB.]

Has Kellie's face returned to normal now?

(what, as in back into a man's? :umm2:)

It's still slightly puffed up, I think she's had stuff done on her lips as well.

[Marsh.]

:joker:

I meant from when it exploded.

[MB.]

Well yeah, it's a little less exploded now.

[erinp5]

It's been quite an eventful few days, which means that tonight's show will full to bursting with things to talk about.

Tasked with holding everything together is the safest pair of hands in Elstree, Rylan Clark.

And joining him we have comedian Matt Richardson, singer, presenter and author Coleen Nolan and former Liberty X warbler Michelle Heaton.

Along with that lot we have celebrity behavioural psychologist (yes, they exist), Jo Hemmings, who will be turning her keen mind on all our celebs.

It's fair to say that this show will be one to remember.

Channel 5, 11pm.

[zakman440]

OMG JO HEMMINGS IS BACK :clap1: :clap1: :clap1:

[zakman440]

On NOW!

[Crimson Dynamo]

Thing behind rylan

[Braden]

Omg I thought Keith was Ken just then. D:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Rylan killing the news....

[Kazanne]

I knew nadia was full of S***e

[Braden]

BOTS has got even tackier and I didn't know that it was possible.

[Kazanne]

Perez trying to get michelle to turn on Katie !

[joeysteele]

Not watching bbbots tonight, not once I saw a Nolan was on it.

[Kazanne]

Not watching bbbots tonight, not once I saw a Nolan was on it.

No prizes for guessing who she is supporting Joey.

[Johnnyuk123]

Perez trying to get michelle to turn on Katie !

And failing big time. lol

[erinp5]

Tonight on Celebrity Big Brother's Bit On The Side - 14th January




Phew. They never stop, those celebs. Not that we're complaining - it means there's loads to talk about on tonight's Bit On The Side.

Queen of Big Brother (not to be confused with the Queen of the Fairies) Emma Willis will be joined by former celeb housemates Luisa Zissman and Ollie Locke, who'll be able to give their own unique perspective on the latest goings-on.

Also on the panel will be Loose Women's Andrea Mclean, who will also be weighing in on what our housemates have been up to, and psychological therapist Emma Kenny will also be dropping by to get all analytical with us.

Plus there'll be the usual mix of exclusive clips and bad puns. You wouldn't wanna watch anything else, so keep it tuned to Channel 5 tonight at 11pm.

[Firewire]

Luisa and Andrea :worship:

[erinp5]

Luisa and Andrea :worship:

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[erinp5]

Who loves ya? @ollielocke does! Catch him on #CBBBOTS on @channel5_tv at 11pm. #CBB http://t.co/0Nz5WxW48F

[zakman440]

On NOW!

[arista]

Emmas back

[Johnnyuk123]

I like Emma but sadly her husband is staling her career.

[zakman440]

I really like the fact that they've moved the news to the start..

[Johnnyuk123]

Nadia will be the third removed housemate anyways.:joker:

[Amy Jade]

Nadia pretending she's not happy to be safe. Please just piss off you fake ****!

[Braden]

Luisa annoyed me during summer BB, but I'm so happy to see her again :love:

[Johnnyuk123]

Chloe got her head stuck in Calums groin? wtf?

[Xtopher]

Nadia will be the third removed housemate anyways.:joker:

:fc:

[Amy Jade]

Chloe got her head stuck in Calums groin? wtf?

Cami's crown

[Johnnyuk123]

:fc:

You know it's gonna happen. The police will escort her out of the house! :joker:

[Amy Jade]

pmsl at Katie

[Johnnyuk123]

Katie slaying Perez. lol

[Amy Jade]

screaming at Katie clocking

[Xtopher]

I ****ing love you katie.

[arista]

C word

[Kazanne]

Oh now we have effing blueberries,lol

[Johnnyuk123]

No Emma no. No swearing! Your a lady!:nono:
I blame your husband.

[Amy Jade]

Why is Alicia so obsessed with anti oxidants and stuff, get some bloody toast down you ffs

[Xtopher]

Strawberries next please!

[Johnnyuk123]

If Emma keep swearing at this rate Yogurt will be Fek Burt.

[Johnnyuk123]

Just goes to prove that if you sleep next to a tattooed z lister wannabee for long enough you swear a lot on national tv.:joker::joker::joker:

[zakman440]

That ticker that's at the bottom of the screen during the news (pictured below) - they should get some viewers tweets on it during the show.

http://i.imgur.com/zx2dQuK.jpg