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the truth
09-01-2015, 12:21 AM
.............

LemonJam
09-01-2015, 12:24 AM
wat.

Jay.
09-01-2015, 12:28 AM
For a second I thought I miss-read the title, oh.

LukeB
09-01-2015, 12:29 AM
okay i'm going to pretend I never saw this thread

andybigbro
09-01-2015, 12:31 AM
:umm2:

the truth
09-01-2015, 12:46 AM
im not proposing beastiality....its more to do with how an animal movies and shapes and stuff....i ask because ive been with 2 women who did have some kind of animal fetish , they didnt act on it but they brotght it into their imagination in the bedroom

lostalex
09-01-2015, 12:55 AM
im not proposing beastiality....its more to do with how an animal movies and shapes and stuff....i ask because ive been with 2 women who did have some kind of animal fetish , they didnt act on it but they brotght it into their imagination in the bedroom

I don't believe you. I don't even believe that you've been with 2 women.

the truth
09-01-2015, 01:00 AM
I don't believe you. I don't even believe that you've been with 2 women.

good for you, i dont believe you havent been with 2 animals

LukeB
09-01-2015, 01:01 AM
http://i.imgur.com/v1IE4y4s.png

lostalex
09-01-2015, 01:03 AM
good for you, i dont believe you havent been with 2 animals

the biggest pet i've ever had was a guinea pig.

do you own a dog?

the truth
09-01-2015, 01:03 AM
the biggest pet i've ever had was a guinea pig.

thats the first truthhful thing youve ever said, congratulations guinea pigger

lostalex
09-01-2015, 01:05 AM
thats the first truthhful thing youve ever said, congratulations guinea pigger

:hehe:

LukeB
09-01-2015, 01:05 AM
/thread

Calderyon
09-01-2015, 02:45 AM
None.

But i heard Welsh people really like lambs.

You should look into that.

Mystic Mock
09-01-2015, 04:14 AM
Girls.:evilgrin:

But seriously wtf with this thread, I've thought of other Animals as beautiful creatures before, but not in a sexual way.:joker:

Shaun
09-01-2015, 05:20 AM
if the Mockinator finds your thread "wtf"worthy you might need to have a cup of tea and a word with yourself

Niamh.
09-01-2015, 09:30 AM
if the Mockinator finds your thread "wtf"worthy you might need to have a cup of tea and a word with yourself

:hehe:

but o/t - :umm2:

kirklancaster
09-01-2015, 11:12 AM
http://i.imgur.com/v1IE4y4s.png

Oh Luke. :joker::joker::joker:

Josy
09-01-2015, 01:58 PM
Interesting

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
09-01-2015, 01:59 PM
Interesting

:joker:

Mokka
09-01-2015, 02:01 PM
if the Mockinator finds your thread "wtf"worthy you might need to have a cup of tea and a word with yourself

lmfao

Kazanne
09-01-2015, 02:03 PM
I don't see any animal as sexy , but I do see some as beautiful .

Crimson Dynamo
09-01-2015, 02:04 PM
Rhinos give me the horn

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
09-01-2015, 02:12 PM
Rhinos give me the horn

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Dollface
09-01-2015, 02:25 PM
I find animals cute and fluffy and adorable, sometimes even beautiful (like tigers, lions, etc.) but sexy..? no lol

LukeB
09-01-2015, 02:28 PM
Oh Luke. :joker::joker::joker:

:hehe:

Mokka
09-01-2015, 02:32 PM
Here for LT being the only one to answer the question

kirklancaster
09-01-2015, 03:38 PM
Hi, this is Kirk Attenborough,

I'm here to tell you that some species of sexy animals do exist. The species Jenniferus Lawrenceia and Beyonceerea Knowlesis are a couple of the better known, but perhaps the most sexy is the Kateius Beckinsaleius - once native to Britain but now found in the warmer climate of the Americas. A normally reclusive animal, the Kateus Beckinsaleius can be found hidden in the HollyWood - an exclusive habitat profuse with millionaire mansions and lush gardens broken by azure blue pools - only venturing out at night where it congregates with other sexy animals in their ritualistic foraging for fame wherever urban sidewalks are thickly covered in lush red carpets.

The Kateus Beckinsaleius - that most lovely of creatures - boasts a lean sculptured body which is usually covered by smooth black leather skin whenever she is in the Underworld, but which she sheds nightly once back in her own habitat, for whichever lucky male of the species she partners with.

But now, I must leave this location to travel to another continent - deepest, darkest, Reality TV land, where I know I am sure to catch more than a glimpse of that thankfully rare cousin of the Great White Rhino - White Deelicus Fatpiggious.

Goodbye, until next time, :wavey:

Crimson Dynamo
09-01-2015, 04:24 PM
I once gave a dog a bone

Does that count?

kirklancaster
09-01-2015, 04:29 PM
I once gave a dog a bone

Does that count?

:joker: Only in a Crown Court if the dog was too pissed to consent. :joker:

-Sue-
09-01-2015, 05:45 PM
..at least noone here has a fetish for hamsters !!

kirklancaster
09-01-2015, 06:12 PM
..at least noone here has a fetish for hamsters !!

:joker: As far as we know :hehe:

Mystic Mock
09-01-2015, 06:36 PM
if the Mockinator finds your thread "wtf"worthy you might need to have a cup of tea and a word with yourself

Too true.:joker:

-Sue-
09-01-2015, 06:41 PM
:joker: As far as we know :hehe:
lol that's true ;)

Pete.
09-01-2015, 08:15 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/5e21fcb8d68ae93d50c92c0cc3ca3bd4/tumblr_inline_n9jiigdJdS1qfb043.gif

Marsh.
09-01-2015, 08:32 PM
I don't mind holding a gerbil in my rectum. Lovely feeling and cleans you better than a colonic.

kirklancaster
09-01-2015, 08:40 PM
I don't mind holding a gerbil in my rectum. Lovely feeling and cleans you better than a colonic.

:joker::joker::joker:

Mokka
09-01-2015, 08:42 PM
I don't mind holding a gerbil in my rectum. Lovely feeling and cleans you better than a colonic.

wrong... just wrong

(this thread btw, I can't stop myself from looking :eek:)

Kyle
09-01-2015, 09:08 PM
The truth pulled this lovely little bit of fluff in a baaaaaaaaaaah last Tuesday and he's looking to goat all the way with her.

http://www.sportscomedian.com/OldSite/images/2007/october/rams.jpg

T*
09-01-2015, 09:10 PM
what kind of soma teas