Ch5HD Celebrity Big Brother Discussion 9PM and 10PM Live Face Off (Fri 9th)

[arista]

Great at 10 PM Live Face off Votes



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Honey can you smile at 10PM Live

[Jøsh]

Head to Head noms tonight,but first the highlights from last night.

[arista]

On Ch5HD and Ch5 now

[Firewire]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=269784

[Jøsh]

FA,I thought I was first.

[Jøsh]

Oooooo,Sexual Discussions.....

[arista]

FA,I thought I was first.

Ask a Mod to merge you

[Natalie.]

hi

[MB.]

...they're sticking with this warning thing because they don't want any more old biddies complaining to Ofcom, aren't they?

[Jay.]

Has anyone realised that none of the narration really rhymes? lmao

[Jay.]

omg harry potter music

[Braden]

The Harry Potter music :love:

[LukeB]

Harry Potter music :flutter:

[MB.]

(though I just watched last night's show and what a cast. :flutter:)

[Gusto Brunt]

Friday, and no Emma???????????? :eek:

[Lostie!]

Katie calling someone else "self obsessed" and "delusional". :laugh2:

[Babayaro.]

Hate this intro, far too long. Only a small 5/10 second clip like they used to do would be good

[Jøsh]

Ask a Mod to merge you

I'll do tommorrow night's discussion?

[bots]

katie pissing on the floor again :joker:

[arista]

I'll do tommorrow night's discussion?


Sure but at 7PM

[Jøsh]

Sure but at 7PM

Why not before or at 8pm?

[Johnnyuk123]

Evening folks! :wavey:

[Firewire]

keith/ken showmance?

[LukeB]

**** talking amercian speaking on the computer :laugh2:

[bots]

Evening folks! :wavey:

:wavey:

[Kazanne]

Is Michelle a woman(serious question)

[arista]

Why not before or at 8pm?

because they are made at 7PM onwards
so someone else will make it

[Johnnyuk123]

:wavey:

:wavey::cheer2:

[Tregard]

The Diary Room is growing on me.

[Jay.]

At first I thought Michelle was a drag queen too, she isn't is she?

[Gusto Brunt]

Is Michelle a woman(serious question)

She's wearing a transgendrr t shirt

[Shaun]

Michelle on point :clap2:

[Pete.]

Michelle and Katie alliance slays

[Jøsh]

Friday, and no Emma???????????? :eek:

She'll probs be on at 10. Think of it as a normal eviction night and your watching the highlights on demand.

[Shaun]

At first I thought Michelle was a drag queen too, she isn't is she?

No :p she just wears a ton of makeup. She's one of RuPaul's best friends, that's why she's on the show (just as a kind of judge/mother figure)

[Firewire]

perez sitting on the desk frustrates me

[-Sue-]

probing! eek

[Gusto Brunt]

She'll probs be on at 10. Think of it as a normal eviction night and your watching the highlights on demand.

ta.

[Pete.]

Spice Gurls promo :clap2:

[Kazanne]

She's wearing a transgendrr t shirt

I know ,but is she a woman I know nothing about her?

[LukeB]

The Spice Girls movie was rubbish :think:

[Gusto Brunt]

Dirty Perez, dirty socks on the kitchen surface.

[Firewire]

mel b would ****ing destroy perez

[Jay.]

No :p she just wears a ton of makeup. She's one of RuPaul's best friends, that's why she's on the show (just as a kind of judge/mother figure)

ooh!! :joker:

[Natalie.]

spice world film was amazing

[Gusto Brunt]

I know ,but is she a woman I know nothing about her?

I think it could be a bloke...

[LukeB]

Chloe is on spot :clap2:

[Udanax]

surely they know by now that the producers wouldn't just put the people they deem the least entertaining up

[Jøsh]

Lol even Marcus doesn't say it was really Katie that nommed Chloe.

[Pete.]

Poor Alicia

[Kazanne]

I think it could be a bloke...

Oh right,:joker: I guess all will be revealed(perhaps not):joker:

[Natalie.]

Poor Gemma

[Pete.]

Justice 4 Gemma tho

[Gusto Brunt]

Katie looks about 55 there. Lots of loose neck skin...

[Natalie.]

loving your sig pete

[Johnnyuk123]

Katie dropping truth tea on the fattties.:joker:

[Pete.]

loving your sig pete
:love:

[arista]

Katie looks about 55 there. Lots of loose neck skin...


sure but she is a Mum

[Jamesy]

Katie saying all this while I sit in front of the tv stuffing fried chicken in my mouth :laugh:

[Firewire]

michelle clocking perez :clap1:

[Pete.]

Yas Michelle kicking off :clap1:

[Jøsh]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO,First Argument?

[-Sue-]

'I wouldnt say it behind someones back' OMG! am amazed katie's nose doesn't look like pinochio!

[Gusto Brunt]

sure but she is a Mum

Yeah, but she's only 7 years older than me.

[Brother Leon]

"You didn't tweet me"

:joker:. Perez has no time for lessors.

[Jøsh]

During the ads can someone merge my thread and this thread?

[Johnnyuk123]

Katie has already earned her fee. :joker::joker::joker:

[Scream]

on BBBOTS the katie and nadia thing seemed a little more heated than that...they cut it

[Jøsh]

y

[Niamh.]

sure but she is a Mum


So? Excuse your cheek Arista that's mumist :fist:

[Braden]

on BBBOTS the katie and nadia thing seemed a little more heated than that...they cut it

Yeah, I'm a bit miffed with how they edited that.

[bots]

sure but she is a Mum

being a mum doesn't give you an old womans neck :joker:

[Jøsh]

Someone merge mine and this thread please.

[T*]

i'm worried the hms may be bitches and evict michelle

[Crimson Dynamo]

What are u doing down there

Praying

Yeah right...really?


Yeah


my arse, he probably spied a £2 coin

[LukeB]

sure but she is a Mum

:joker:

[bots]

Hey kaz we are on the other thread :)

[Benjamin]

oop forgot this was on now

[LukeB]

i'm worried the hms may be bitches and evict michelle

It's vote to save... housemates don't vote anyone off

[Gusto Brunt]

What are u doing down there

Praying

Yeah right...really?


Yeah


my arse, he probably spied a £2 coin

:joker:

[Lostie!]

The Diary Room is growing on me.

I think it looks nice on TV, and I appreciate it for how different it is. It's surreal and fits the dark fairytale theme well.

[Kazanne]

Hey kaz we are on the other thread :)

Oh right,lol:wavey:

[Benjamin]

offensive language, someone cover Tom's ears :worry:

[Shaun]

what's with the OTT "beware very offensive language" warnings after every adbreak

[Pete.]

Not feeling these warnings it's past watershed

[Lostie!]

Another warning? :confused:

[Firewire]

alexander giving me mariah teas with his screeching

[Gusto Brunt]

Alexander can't sing.

[Jay.]

That hot tub looks grim already

[Jøsh]

what's with the OTT "beware very offensive language" warnings after every adbreak

its so they dont get as many complaints i think.

[Pete.]

Alexander's only airtime is when he's singing to the cameras
http://media.tumblr.com/5e21fcb8d68ae93d50c92c0cc3ca3bd4/tumblr_inline_n9jiigdJdS1qfb043.gif

[Benjamin]

Oh god that spiritualist freak, **** up

[LukeB]

Alex needs to go home :clap2:

[Pete.]

perched

[Natalie.]

these warnings :/

[LukeB]

Michelle speaking truth :clap2:

[Firewire]

IM :joker:

[Gusto Brunt]

wow

[Lostie!]

Michelle saying Perez was "really c-u-n-t-y". :laugh2:

[Benjamin]

Michelle clocking :clap1:

[LukeB]

these warnings :/

I think it's because they know young kids could be watching

[Udanax]

'We used to IM' <3

[Pete.]

omg Michelle :worship:

[-Sue-]

being a mum doesn't give you an old womans neck :joker:
picking up 2.4 million bits of lego from the carpet (before the hoover gets it) does..!:joker:

[Gusto Brunt]

Michelle speaking truth :clap2:

The house will explode soon. :eek:

[bots]

Oh right,lol:wavey:

:joker::wavey:

[LukeB]

Alicia is a bore..

[Firewire]

someone (who is good at making gifs) please gif alicia squatting

[Natalie.]

I think it's because they know young kids could be watching

Well they have to learn one day :laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

BB should ban Alexander from singing. Lets see what he contributes after that.:hehe:

[LukeB]

Winston is back

[Pete.]

I think it's because they know young kids could be watching
They should watch the midday repeat tbf

[Jay.]

Nadia :love:

[-Sue-]

Alicia is a bore..
hehe yep she looks in need of a happy meal .. and someone nip to ebay and buy her a personality ;)

[Pete.]

Nadia giving me minor Nikki breakdown teas

[Jay.]

They should watch the midday repeat tbf

:clap1:

[Benjamin]

Nadia :love:

:worship:

[Pete.]

Nadia being bullied

[Pete.]

Shut him down Nads :clap1:

[Firewire]

nadia :love:

[Shaun]

not ken's poor weeing aim getting the whole house at odds </3

[Gusto Brunt]

LOL, arguments. :D

[Jøsh]

nadias us accent sucks i must admit

[Benjamin]

Nadia smack that spiritualist ****

[Udanax]

Nadia <3

[Pete.]

not ken's poor weeing aim getting the whole house at odds </3
Cunning :laugh:

[Niamh.]

Really liking Nadia :love:

[Firewire]

pissgate

[Jøsh]

The curse is gonna be gone!

[arista]

Nadia smack that spiritualist ****


She won't

[Benjamin]

Really liking Nadia :love:

:clap1:

[Natalie.]

yes nadia

[Jay.]

katie is looking like the queen today, kinda

[Johnnyuk123]

BB still not showing Calum applying cream to the scar on his forehead after the hair op. :hehe:

[LukeB]

:nono: leave patsy alone

[Jay.]

omg not katie hating on people who drink almond milk after I literally just purchased it only 8 hours previously

[Niamh.]

Katie dissing Patsy tut tut

[Shaun]

can katie actually form sentences without the spellcheck on the laptop she hides behind

[Crimson Dynamo]

The Heritage Collection solid brass Visage 8 day Mantel CLOCK

[Pete.]

:nono: leave patsy alone
:worry:

[arista]

that Nadia clip will be on Loose Women on Monday

[Lostie!]

Lay off Patsy you little bitch! :rant:

[Drew.]

can katie actually form sentences without the spellcheck on the laptop she hides behind

:joker:

[Jøsh]

nicer den nice

[-Sue-]

Nadia is awesome :D

[Niamh.]

omg not katie hating on people who drink almond milk after I literally just purchased it only 8 hours previously


You can't be healthy or fat according to Katie now

[LukeB]

Patsy is a milf Katie :fist:

[Benjamin]

I do quite like katie's honesty :laugh:

[Udanax]

can katie actually form sentences without the spellcheck on the laptop she hides behind

clock ha

[Benjamin]

:laugh3:

a foot massage

[Firewire]

**** right off massaging perez's trotters, i'd rather lick ken's pissy seat

[LukeB]

omg feet :yuk:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bwahahaha

[Jay.]

"Are you walking around with oil?" :joker:

[Natalie.]

want people to lose weight but can't have saggy skin eother :laugh: omg

[Benjamin]

Katie doing the task :clap1:

[Jøsh]

how hard do you like it...

[Jamesy]

Good choice though. Pick the gay guy

[Niamh.]

**** right off massaging perez's trotters, i'd rather lick ken's pissy seat


I read that as Kens pussy

[GiRTh]

**** right off massaging perez's trotters, i'd rather lick ken's pissy seat:joker:

[bots]

**** right off massaging perez's trotters, i'd rather lick ken's pissy seat

im sure BB could arrange it :hehe:

[Pete.]

Katie going for it like a kween

[LukeB]

I read that as Kens pussy

I read that wrong :worry:
you don't want to know what i thought you said :worry:

[Jøsh]

FFs,the curse if lifted.

[-Sue-]

how hard do you like it...

I really want to answer that but people are watching ;):whistle:

[Pete.]

Go for it Katie

[Johnnyuk123]

Go tell em all to fek off Katie!

[Jay.]

perched for the real katie :love:

[Niamh.]

Yeah let's see then Katie

[T*]

Did anyone else hear the BB13 rubiks cube sound effect? :unsure:

[Natalie.]

time for katie to be more of a cow then

[Udanax]

yass @ the curse being lifted <33 can't wait for katie to be nice to people's faces and then bitch about them in the d.r <3

[Jay.]

That hot tub actually looks like a pond ew

[Jamesy]

She'll be no ****ing different apart from dig in more with arguments :laugh:

[Pete.]

Ken talking to himself again?

[Gusto Brunt]

BB still not showing Calum applying cream to the scar on his forehead after the hair op. :hehe:

I heard he had three inches of his forehead cut out, and the hairline pulled down and stitched up.

[Niamh.]

I read that wrong :worry:

you don't want to know what i thought you said :worry:


It's worse then what I actually said?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Yeah let's see then Katie

:fist:

[-Sue-]

oooh adverts enough time for a wine refill and a bladder like a hamster alert :D save my seat (noone put gum on it)

[Shaun]

Katie vowing to let loose
followed by the two "coming up" bits being Ken getting into a jacuzzi, and Jeremy being Jeremy

http://guesstheemoji-answers.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/eyes.jpg

[Niamh.]

yass @ the curse being lifted <33 can't wait for katie to be nice to people's faces and then bitch about them in the d.r <3


:hehe:

[Jøsh]

Did anyone else hear the BB13 rubiks cube sound effect? :unsure:

Yes.
Yesterday during a clip transition did you hear a Power Trip noise?

[Benjamin]

I heard he had three inches of his forehead cut out, and the hairline pulled down and stitched up.

Oh gross

[LukeB]

It's worse then what I actually said?

Yes :worry:

I thought you said I read that on Ken's pussy :facepalm:

[Benjamin]

oooh adverts enough time for a wine refill and a bladder like a hamster alert :D save my seat (noone put gum on it)

wine :clap1:

-hopes it's red-

[Niamh.]

Yes :worry:



I thought you said I read that on Ken's pussy :facepalm:


:laugh2:

[chuff me dizzy]

Jesus what a stroppy cow Nadia is and I've always liked her too

[Pete.]

People are expecting so much from Katie but it's not like she will suddenly go out screaming at the house

[Crimson Dynamo]

Pure deep house 3

:flutter:

[-Sue-]

wine :clap1:

-hopes it's red-
close rose :D its a bit like wd40 but it's got alcohol in it :D

[Benjamin]

Jesus what a stroppy cow Nadia is and I've always liked her too

Chuff piss in the toilet is gross :nono:

[Gusto Brunt]

Jesus what a stroppy cow Nadia is and I've always liked her too

She's gonna be big trouble.

[Benjamin]

Pure deep house 3

:flutter:

-twerks to LT with his new set of boobs-

[Pete.]

Wow Drunk History looks great.. not

[LukeB]

Jesus what a stroppy cow Nadia is and I've always liked her too

What would you do if some stranger came to your house and left piss on the toilet seat and all that stuff.

[Benjamin]

Drunk History :umm2:

[-Sue-]

Jesus what a stroppy cow Nadia is and I've always liked her too
**farts on chuff**
evening m8 :D:hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

-twerks to LT with his new set of boobs-

Filth

:hehe:

[Pete.]

People are only talking to Calum about Lindsay

[-Sue-]

What would you do if some stranger came to your house and left piss on the toilet seat and all that stuff.
easy I'd mop it up with their coat :P

[Benjamin]

People are only talking to Calum about Lindsay

Well he did go with that mess, his own fault.

[Shaun]

People are only talking to Calum about Lindsay

:joker:

[LukeB]

easy I'd mop it up with their coat :P

But you know, it's disgusting:laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

She wants to suck Calums cock. lol

[Firewire]

calum's ears are grotesque

[Kazanne]

easy I'd mop it up with their coat :P

:joker::joker::joker: pppppppaaaassss the bottle here:joker:

[-Sue-]

But you know, it's disgusting:laugh:
true but it's not my coat and the pee is gone im happy :D

[Firewire]

ken is so me

[Udanax]

tbf his relationship with lindsay is easily the most interesting thing about him

[LukeB]

moobs

[Jay.]

Ben looking great after that new boob job in that hot rub rn :flutter:

[Pete.]

Why doesn't Ken actually try socialling

[Crimson Dynamo]

Visage giving me childcatcher teas

[Jamesy]

Look away from the screen and it feels like you're watching old man porn

[-Sue-]

:joker::joker::joker: pppppppaaaassss the bottle here:joker:
*passes kaz 2 bottles* as I havent been here in a while :D

[Benjamin]

Ken needs my moobies donation :hehe:

[MB.]

Well that clip of Ken going down and rubbing his nipples was too hot for TV.

[Firewire]

"i should've been a whale" lmfao

[Johnnyuk123]

I heard he had three inches of his forehead cut out, and the hairline pulled down and stitched up.

It was 2 inches from his fore head and 4 inches of foreskin removed from his willy. He has an inny now apparently. :hehe:

[Benjamin]

Ben looking great after that new boob job in that hot rub rn :flutter:

:laugh:

[Pete.]

Well that clip of Ken going down and rubbing his nipples was too hot for TV.
That's what the warnings were for

[Lostie!]

This could only be more uncomfortable if Ken was dipping a custard cream into a "hot, juicy tea".

[-Sue-]

She wants to suck Calums cock. lol
are hm's allowed to bring in magnifying glass & tweezers?

[Shaun]

Alicia's only 35 :/

[Mokka]

Ken is going down !!!!!!!

[Kazanne]

*passes kaz 2 bottles* as I havent been here in a while :D

hic,good stuff this:laugh:

[LukeB]

Alicia's only 35 :/

I don't know her? is she in the house?

[Firewire]

omg at the firetwilight account is this 2008?

[-Sue-]

hic,good stuff this:laugh:
hehe yep :D would you like a curly straw?

[Jay.]

Michelle knowing 'sugar hut Mick' :laugh:

[Pete.]

Alicia's sound advice

[Jamesy]

"Be careful who you shag without a condom"

Use a condom in the first place you stupid cow :umm2:

[Niamh.]

Oh I thought Chloe was the one who was engaged to Kirk

[GiRTh]

How the hell have they all heard of Kirk Norcross?

[arista]

Ken needs my moobies donation :hehe:


No he does not
he is Old

[LukeB]

Oh I thought Chloe was the one who was engaged to Kirk

you mean Cami :laugh:

[-Sue-]

omg at the firetwilight account is this 2008?

are twilight evenings not allowed anymore? I will let the sunset know..

[Johnnyuk123]

hic,good stuff this:laugh:

Hi Kaz! :wavey::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Pete.]

How the hell have they all heard of Kirk Norcross?
They've all seen his nudes

[Udanax]

lol Ken <3

[Niamh.]

you mean Cami :laugh:


No I mean I thought it was Chloe all along until just now

[Kazanne]

hehe yep :D would you like a curly straw?

:laugh: No let me take big swigs:hehe:

[Tregard]

Holy crap, Ken, Alexander and Jeremy with the existential talk.

Ken truly is the wildcard.

[LukeB]

No I mean I thought it was Chloe all along until just now

ohhhh :facepalm:

[Tregard]

Katie hates Patsy, and yet has started talking to her.

Right.

[-Sue-]

:laugh: No let me take big swigs:hehe:

oooh sounds like a plan save washing up.. swig from bottle :)

[Pete.]

Wow if Ken gets popular for talking to himself :rolleyes:

[Jay.]

I am living for Katie right now :flutter:

[Niamh.]

The Katie without the curse is nicer than fake nice Katie lll

[Pete.]

I am living for Katie right now :flutter:
Queen Katie