View Full Version : Michelle Visage She is the sexiest Woman in there
Lister of Smeg
13-01-2015, 11:36 PM
I say that as a 25 year old man she's a MILF . all the rest are meh :smug:
abhorson
13-01-2015, 11:41 PM
I say that as a 25 year old man she's a MILF . all the rest are meh :smug:
With war paint on fair enough, but i saw her when she got out of bed!
Nigella Lawson however.:laugh:
Mystic Mock
13-01-2015, 11:41 PM
I know the hype has been going crazy for Michelle lately, but is this serious? She's easily the worst looking one of this series to me as I thought that she was a man on Launch Night, I even had to Wiki her just to see if she was transgender or not.
abhorson
13-01-2015, 11:42 PM
I know the hype has been going crazy for Michelle lately, but is this serious? She's easily the worst looking one of this series to me as I thought that she was a man on Launch Night, I even had to Wiki her just to see if she was transgender or not.
TBH so did i:laugh:
Mystic Mock
13-01-2015, 11:43 PM
Patsy is the MILF of this series imo, although nobody beats Claire from the last CBB.
Mystic Mock
13-01-2015, 11:44 PM
TBH so did i:laugh:
Great minds think alike.:joker:
LukeB
13-01-2015, 11:44 PM
imo it's Patsy :love:
rionablue
13-01-2015, 11:45 PM
Michelle has gorgeous eyes but Chloe is probably the prettiest. I think Patsy is very plain looking if she had dark hair nobody would give her a second glance. Just my opinion.
abhorson
13-01-2015, 11:48 PM
Milf - Patsy. Sexiest - Cami. Best looking - Chloe. At the risk of sounding like Ken!
Mystic Mock
13-01-2015, 11:49 PM
Milf - Patsy. Sexiest - Cami. Best looking - Chloe. At the risk of sounding like Ken!
Somebody call The Police!
Tbh I agree with your list completely.
Lister of Smeg
13-01-2015, 11:52 PM
With war paint on fair enough, but i saw her when she got out of bed!
Nigella Lawson however.:laugh:
Got to admit Nigella Lawson is pretty special :laugh:.
abhorson
13-01-2015, 11:53 PM
Somebody call The Police!
Tbh I agree with your list completely.
Great minds indeed :laugh: Or other body parts!
Mystic Mock
13-01-2015, 11:55 PM
Great minds indeed :laugh: Or other body parts!
We need to keep that private.:joker:
Mystic Mock
13-01-2015, 11:58 PM
How old is Nigella Lawson? I just saw a picture and that is something else.
I bet my Brother would like her as his definitely into dark haired girls.
abhorson
14-01-2015, 12:00 AM
Got to admit Nigella Lawson is pretty special :laugh:.
Gees yes. I have learned a lot about recipes for ten years!
coolface
14-01-2015, 12:01 AM
Patsy imo, I would berry my dick so far inside that arse whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.
abhorson
14-01-2015, 12:01 AM
How old is Nigella Lawson? I just saw a picture and that is something else.
I bet my Brother would like her as his definitely into dark haired girls.
51 i think. Still stunning.
Lister of Smeg
14-01-2015, 12:02 AM
Michelle has gorgeous eyes but Chloe is probably the prettiest. I think Patsy is very plain looking if she had dark hair nobody would give her a second glance. Just my opinion.
Cami - im not a fan of plastic surgery
Chloe - wasn't much a fan of Amy Childs so not a fan of her clone
Patsy - nice looking but too wet for me an not in the good way :laugh:
Alicia - same reason as Cami but taken to the extreme
Katie - got the serial killer eyes
Nadia - she'd call the police on me
thinkingoutloud
14-01-2015, 12:02 AM
She looks like a witch. I think Chloe is probably the prettiest girl, Katie looked great on launch night and Cami looks gorgeous when she's all made up.
abhorson
14-01-2015, 12:04 AM
Patsy imo, I would berry my dick so far inside that arse whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.
Liam has been there. Might make me think twice!
Lister of Smeg
14-01-2015, 12:06 AM
Liam has been there. Might make me think twice!
Tbh theres probably countless thats been there she even sleep with the devil himself (Mel Gibson)
Jose Mourinho
14-01-2015, 12:08 AM
Cami for me.
Lister of Smeg
14-01-2015, 12:09 AM
51 i think. Still stunning.
God damn them some good gene's :smug:
Mystic Mock
14-01-2015, 12:10 AM
51 i think. Still stunning.
Wow! I would've said early 40's.
abhorson
14-01-2015, 12:10 AM
Tbh theres probably countless thats been there she even sleep with the devil himself (Mel Gibson)
:joker:
Lister of Smeg
14-01-2015, 12:11 AM
Cami for me.
You must be Spoilt for choice with Eva in the dugout next to you everyweek :smug:
abhorson
14-01-2015, 12:13 AM
God damn them some good gene's :smug:
Bloody hell, it must have come from her mum, certainly not Nigel:laugh:
Jose Mourinho
14-01-2015, 12:13 AM
You must be Spoilt for choice with Eva in the dugout next to you everyweek :smug:She reminds me of a girl I once well.. yes.
Mystic Mock
14-01-2015, 12:15 AM
Patsy imo, I would berry my dick so far inside that arse whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.
:laugh3:
abhorson
14-01-2015, 12:16 AM
Tbh theres probably countless thats been there she even sleep with the devil himself (Mel Gibson)
Should have sais that Mel did have a lethal weapon! Sorry.
Jose Mourinho
14-01-2015, 12:17 AM
:laugh3:She might fart it back out tho man.. when she said she does tat a lot and without any discretion it really put me off her. lol. Was meant to b for coolface.
Mystic Mock
14-01-2015, 12:18 AM
She might fart it back out tho man.. when she said she does tat a lot and without any discretion it really put me off her. lol.
Patsy seems the nervous type though.
I wouldn't mind building her confidence up.:devil:
Lister of Smeg
14-01-2015, 12:19 AM
Should have sais that Mel did have a lethal weapon! Sorry.
I hear she said Danny Glover has a Lethal weapon 2 .
abhorson
14-01-2015, 12:19 AM
She might fart it back out tho man.. when she said she does tat a lot and without any discretion it really put me off her. lol. Was meant to b for coolface.
That i could handle. Fanny farts put me right off though.
abhorson
14-01-2015, 12:20 AM
I hear she said Danny Glover has a Lethal weapon 2 .
Brill. Love the comedy :laugh:
abhorson
14-01-2015, 12:22 AM
Wait until this thread gets viewed later.!
Lister of Smeg
14-01-2015, 12:24 AM
That i could handle. Fanny farts put me right off though.
Tell me about it my ex GF was a serial offender :nono:
Mystic Mock
14-01-2015, 12:27 AM
This topic is getting really disturbing.:joker:
GiRTh
14-01-2015, 12:27 AM
SHe;s the sexiest by far in there, Then Cami>Chloe>Patsy>Nadia>Alicia
abhorson
14-01-2015, 12:33 AM
Tell me about it my ex GF was a serial offender :nono:
Eewww. Kind of ruins the moment. They never show that in the movies.
abhorson
14-01-2015, 12:34 AM
SHe;s the sexiest by far in there, Then Cami>Chloe>Patsy>Nadia>Alicia
No Katie? Must be ahead of Alicia.
Mystic Mock
14-01-2015, 12:36 AM
Katie's disgusting.
Mystic Mock
14-01-2015, 12:38 AM
This is how I would rank them in the looks department since they've entered the house.
1. Chloe
2. Patsy
3. Cami
4. Nadia
5. Alicia
6. Katie
7. Michelle
abhorson
14-01-2015, 12:38 AM
Katie's disgusting.
A five pinter maybe. But omg, i saw Alica when she got out of bed yesterday and without make-up the years of surgery were telling.
Lister of Smeg
14-01-2015, 01:07 AM
A five pinter maybe. But omg, i saw Alica when she got out of bed yesterday and without make-up the years of surgery were telling.
Katie would be alright if she didn't have them serial killer eyes.
Lister of Smeg
14-01-2015, 01:08 AM
This topic is getting really disturbing.:joker:
The banters been top notch :smug:
daniel-lewis-1985
14-01-2015, 01:13 AM
Tbh she looks like a drag queen lol.
Brilliant housemate and my fav to win but I don't think shes fit.
Mystic Mock
14-01-2015, 01:14 AM
A five pinter maybe. But omg, i saw Alica when she got out of bed yesterday and without make-up the years of surgery were telling.
Maybe it's because I like Alicia's personality a lot more than Katie's I don't know, but Katie is really odious to me in every way.
Mystic Mock
14-01-2015, 01:16 AM
The banters been top notch :smug:
Agreed, top bantz like.
the truth
14-01-2015, 01:31 AM
I say that as a 25 year old man she's a MILF . all the rest are meh :smug:
shes not remotey attractive and shes a nasty hypocrite sounds like youre going with the crowd there mate and no doubt that will get your back up and youll try prove me wrong for a few days lol
GiRTh
14-01-2015, 01:41 AM
No Katie? Must be ahead of Alicia.
Did I miss off Katie? Oooops:shrug:
Mystic Mock
14-01-2015, 03:19 AM
shes not remotey attractive and shes a nasty hypocrite sounds like youre going with the crowd there mate and no doubt that will get your back up and youll try prove me wrong for a few days lol
I do agree with you that everyone on here was expecting to like Michelle because of her prototype, and personally I feel that people on here are scared to admit that she's quite boring, she also interferes in arguments, and she doesn't come across that nice to me.
She's heading down the Fleur/Ashleigh route of being liked for having a vagina if it carries on at this rate, it's the complete opposite problem to the housewives and teen girls.
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