your my best friend

[waterhog]

your my best friend 15.01.15

last nights show was a stunner
it was Tottenham v Arsenal
with out a doubt Parez is a runner
he is in need of a paracetamol.
the crumble is weakness
it is pure humiliating
his credibility has bleakness
a new career will be the calculating.
going through the roof
Cami Li is a rocket
i have seen all the proof
the "lesbian objection" shows she's in no ones pocket.
she is one great Queen
the power is driving
respect has risen for being obscene
picking her King shows me Cami Li is tacitly thriving.
Chloe had the hump
her vibes are no glitter
with Patsy looks of "daggers" and a "clump"
clearly showing her choice has left bitter.
she is very aware of actions
for a young lady its commendable
dissecting Parez into fractions
was the right thing to do and honourable.
it was a night of grip
CBB i did not want to end
not one loss of interest or slip
CBB is my best friend.

( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaZpZQG2z10 this is a short movie of my best friends. the question is - are they your best friends as well. now back to CBB - is Chloe right to feel bitter ? the wrath of poetry rule is still pending. ohhhhhrionblue where are you ?)

[ebandit]

a womans best friend is her dog
meek obedient servant to clean her bog
the dog may think that they are king
when there are only fit for a*se licking

from fabled cam li...ts wall
may the silly pooch fall
long may perez wail and cry
but not as much as at the boos...good bye!

Mark L

[Gusto Brunt]

Who's your enemy again??? ;)

[ebandit]

Who's your enemy again??? ;)

........enemy?...................we are all friends here

Mark L

[Pincho Paxton]

I wish you would title your posts (WARNING! Includes Poetry )

I hate poetry.

[rionablue]

I wish you would title your posts (WARNING! Includes Poetry )

I hate poetry.

You should know by now Pincho that all of waterhogs threads are poems. I must admit I DO find them refreshing but then theres a bit of a poet in little rionablue also haha

[kirklancaster]

One For WaterHog:

Has CBB finally gone to the dogs, With Nadia being ‘Miss CleverClogs’, With Cammi's patent silicone tits, And oddball Alicia’s botoxed lips, .
When poor victim, page 3 Chloe With gown apart and tits on show, Wailing louder than Floria Tosca, Got Jeremy the boot and herself an Oscar.

And though old Ken Morley followed him out, He had to go there was no doubt. For in the silliest of silly farces, He admitted saying Negro, and that he liked arses.

With tattoed Cammi becoming a twat, And ‘Nice’ Nadia becoming a rat, Perez trying to steal the show, And Katie's mean streak seeming to go.

Is Patsie tough? Not on your Nellie When she shivers and quivers just like a jelly, And wierd Callum is not really the Best, But at least he’s visible not like the rest.

Because Alex, and Kavana and Keith to be fair, Wouldn’t be missed if they weren’t there. Which leaves but one female I’d say was in charge, The most likely winner – Michelle Visage.

I'm no poet, but at least I know it. :blush:

[rionablue]

One For WaterHog:

Has CBB finally gone to the dogs, With Nadia being ‘Miss CleverClogs’, With Cammi's patent silicone tits, And oddball Alicia’s botoxed lips, .
When poor victim, page 3 Chloe With gown apart and tits on show, Wailing louder than Floria Tosca, Got Jeremy the boot and herself an Oscar.

And though old Ken Morley followed him out, He had to go there was no doubt. For in the silliest of silly farces, He admitted saying Negro, and that he liked arses.

With tattoed Cammi becoming a twat, And ‘Nice’ Nadia becoming a rat, Perez trying to steal the show, And Katie's mean streak seeming to go.

Is Patsie tough? Not on your Nellie When she shivers and quivers just like a jelly, And wierd Callum is not really the Best, But at least he’s visible not like the rest.

Because Alex, and Kavana and Keith to be fair, Wouldn’t be missed if they weren’t there. Which leaves but one female I’d say was in charge, The most likely winner – Michelle Visage.

I'm no poet, but at least I know it. :blush:

God Kirkie you are so talented haha. I love it. I do a bit of poetry and writing now and then but you are beginning to creep up on old waterhog haha. Well done

[kirklancaster]

For My Mate WaterHog:

Has CBB finally gone to the dogs?
With Nadia becoming 'Miss Clever Clogs'?
With Cammi's patent silicone tits
And oddball Alicia's botoxed lips.

When poor victim, page 3 Chloe
With gown apart and tits on show,
Wailing louder than Floria Tosca
Got Jeremy the boot and herself an Oscar.

With old Ken Morley following him out.
But he had to go without a doubt.
When in the daftest of all daft farces,
He admitted saying Negro and liking arses.

With tattooed Cammi playing the twat,
And 'Nicey Nice' Nadia becoming a rat,
With Perez trying to steal the show,
And Katie's mean streak seeming to go.

With Patsie quivering and shivering like a jelly,
Have the rest all got a chance? Not on your Nellie.
Because Callum is weird and not really the Best,
But at least he is visible unlike the rest.

Because Alex and Kavana, even Keith to be fair,
Just wouldn't be missed if they were not there.
Which only leaves one HM I'd say was in charge,
My idea of the winner - Michelle Visage.

(I'm no poet, but at least I know it:laugh:)

[kirklancaster]

God Kirkie you are so talented haha. I love it. I do a bit of poetry and writing now and then but you are beginning to creep up on old waterhog haha. Well done

Thanks Riona - It did not format properlyb so I rejigged it above. WaterHog inspires me.

[waterhog]

loved all of them. i got to go out now but i will do one on tonights show when back.

really am loving this series.