View Full Version : coleen nolan listens to son having sex
jennyjuniper
15-01-2015, 07:14 PM
Coleen Nolan received a call from her son. Unbeknown by him his phone was on while he was having sex. Coleen listened in for over 4 minutes!!:nono:But then this awful woman told all about it on loose women. Talk about embaressing your kids.
Liam-
15-01-2015, 07:16 PM
Omg nightmare :laugh2:
daniel-lewis-1985
15-01-2015, 07:16 PM
Haha.
My mother walked in on me having sex when I was 14 and sat on the bed and started talking to us about Disneyland I think she was in shock and didn't know what to do she certainly wasn't "perving".
I must say though its very uncomfortable having a conversation with your mum when your inside someone.
Cherie
15-01-2015, 07:16 PM
Didn't she send him to Amsterdam on his 16th Birthday so he could pop his cherry, and then broadcast it, can't bear the woman.
Liam-
15-01-2015, 07:17 PM
I mean, on the bright side, at least he lasted longer than 4 minutes.
Cherie
15-01-2015, 07:17 PM
Haha.
My mother walked in on me having sex when I was 14 and sat on the bed and started talking to us about Disneyland I think she was in shock and didn't know what to do she certainly wasn't "perving".
I must say though its very uncomfortable having a conversation with your mum when your inside someone.
we really didn't need that spelled out :umm2:
Cherie
15-01-2015, 07:18 PM
I mean, on the bright side, at least he lasted longer than 4 minutes.
:joker:
Liam-
15-01-2015, 07:18 PM
we really didn't need that spelled out :umm2:
I was just about to say that :joker:
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
15-01-2015, 07:20 PM
messy
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
15-01-2015, 07:22 PM
Haha.
My mother walked in on me having sex when I was 14 and sat on the bed and started talking to us about Disneyland I think she was in shock and didn't know what to do she certainly wasn't "perving".
I must say though its very uncomfortable having a conversation with your mum when your inside someone.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/45/d3/8f/45d38fa5c69293d09bc1be5c30cb6309.jpg
daniel-lewis-1985
15-01-2015, 07:23 PM
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we really didn't need that spelled out :umm2:
LOL yeah think I over shared.
Haha.
My mother walked in on me having sex when I was 14 and sat on the bed and started talking to us about Disneyland I think she was in shock and didn't know what to do she certainly wasn't "perving".
I must say though its very uncomfortable having a conversation with your mum when your inside someone.
https://31.media.tumblr.com/d4d351dc6855a3575e94e8617cd4e4a0/tumblr_n4gbpvBHzd1qg5o2oo3_250.gif
Marsh.
15-01-2015, 07:25 PM
I remember her saying she wanted to pay for him a prostitute for him to lose his virginity on his birthday.
What kind of sick mother is so obsessed with their son's sex life? :unsure:
Jamesy
15-01-2015, 07:25 PM
I mean, on the bright side, at least he lasted longer than 4 minutes.
:joker:
Jamesy
15-01-2015, 07:26 PM
Haha.
My mother walked in on me having sex when I was 14 and sat on the bed and started talking to us about Disneyland I think she was in shock and didn't know what to do she certainly wasn't "perving".
I must say though its very uncomfortable having a conversation with your mum when your inside someone.
http://i.imgur.com/133SGq9.gif
GiRTh
15-01-2015, 07:27 PM
Nice of him to call his mum. When was the last time you all called your mums?
Pincho Paxton
15-01-2015, 07:49 PM
I hope she wasn't masturbating! :shocked:
Pete.
15-01-2015, 08:12 PM
Linda would hang up
Amy Jade
15-01-2015, 08:12 PM
She prob fapped too
erinp5
15-01-2015, 08:16 PM
And she needed to share that info with the viewers for what reason ?
Jack_
15-01-2015, 08:17 PM
I must say though its very uncomfortable having a conversation with your mum when your inside someone.
:laugh3:
This is one of the best sentences ever written on the internet
Lister of Smeg
15-01-2015, 08:49 PM
Knowing Coleen was probably fapping while listening in .
Marsh.
15-01-2015, 08:50 PM
I hope she wasn't masturbating! :shocked:
http://i.imgur.com/pnRtHPZ.gif
Gstar
15-01-2015, 08:53 PM
Haha.
My mother walked in on me having sex when I was 14 and sat on the bed and started talking to us about Disneyland I think she was in shock and didn't know what to do she certainly wasn't "perving".
I must say though its very uncomfortable having a conversation with your mum when your inside someone.
14 :o
daniel-lewis-1985
15-01-2015, 09:14 PM
I hope she wasn't masturbating! :shocked:
I hope she was :smug:
GiRTh
15-01-2015, 09:29 PM
Haha.
My mother walked in on me having sex when I was 14 and sat on the bed and started talking to us about Disneyland I think she was in shock and didn't know what to do she certainly wasn't "perving".
I must say though its very uncomfortable having a conversation with your mum when your inside someone.To much information.
I'm impressed that you managed to continue with your mum sitting there. That would definitely have killed the passion for me. :pipe:
daniel-lewis-1985
15-01-2015, 09:30 PM
14 :o
I know...Shameful.
MargeryFan
16-01-2015, 12:01 AM
Some of the posts in this thread are better than the content in the OP itself.
Northern Monkey
16-01-2015, 12:07 AM
Haha.
My mother walked in on me having sex when I was 14 and sat on the bed and started talking to us about Disneyland I think she was in shock and didn't know what to do she certainly wasn't "perving".
I must say though its very uncomfortable having a conversation with your mum when your inside someone.
:joker: That is funny!
Northern Monkey
16-01-2015, 12:10 AM
:laugh3:
This is one of the best sentences ever written on the internet
It is sig worthy:laugh:
Haha.
I must say though its very uncomfortable having a conversation with your mum when your inside someone.
Quote.
daniel-lewis-1985
16-01-2015, 12:35 AM
It is sig worthy:laugh:
I would so love to be a sig! lol
Atleast some good come out of that mortifying experience!
I would so love to be a sig! lol
Atleast some good come out of that mortifying experience!
Happy new year :clap1:
Kizzy
16-01-2015, 12:41 AM
What a weirdo she is, just when he thought the prostitute story was as embarrassing as she could get :/
I hope she wasn't masturbating! :shocked:
https://31.media.tumblr.com/4c299b03a443986ac9c1435ba151480e/tumblr_inline_ngn8wk4HWX1qfnfiq.gif
daniel-lewis-1985
16-01-2015, 12:45 AM
Happy new year :clap1:
HAHA im honoured!
arista
16-01-2015, 12:46 AM
I mean, on the bright side, at least he lasted longer than 4 minutes.
Yes on BOTS
arista
16-01-2015, 12:48 AM
messy
No she said it made her Proud
It was Thrusting
empire
16-01-2015, 01:36 AM
Strange woman
armand.kay
16-01-2015, 01:47 AM
This entire threat is just.... http://i.imgur.com/QTHhXHK.gif
Marsh.
16-01-2015, 01:53 AM
Changing the gif 3 minutes later. http://i.imgur.com/pnRtHPZ.gif
armand.kay
16-01-2015, 01:58 AM
Changing the gif 3 minutes later. http://i.imgur.com/pnRtHPZ.gif
The other one is old, I wanted to freshen it up
http://i.imgur.com/QTHhXHK.gif
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