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Mystic Mock
16-01-2015, 01:15 AM
It's not meant for my username at the beginning btw, just trying to make a shorter title.:laugh:

1. Alexander O'Neal seems to think that his being too soft on the other Housemates for their behaviour, he thinks that he needs to CySYwZNH65I them more often, he says that he'll yTCDVfMz15M to be more strict with them, but it might be easier to just AOBs8dU4Pb8

2. Alicia Douvall goes into the Diary Room explaining how she feels that she's a 0KSOMA3QBU0 and how she's scared that her past mWRsgZuwf_8 might cost her the crown, she says that it's zLBaaN2sqlc but she'll be y6Sxv-sUYtM if she just gets to the final.

3. Calum Best was just lp-EO5I60KA who was better looking between Cami and Chloe, a voice shouts out to him none of them, he thinks that his been a bit Robotic lately but that's just sent him even more sPLEbAVjiLA

4. Cami asks Calum Hphwfq1wLJs Calum doesn't respond, Cami is wondering why he won't vW1hv37imjw but Cami will continue this later as she feels that she might cause a whole lot of D5U6CaNlyEQ if she goes on about it too much.

5. Chloe is wondering if Calum will ever MYSVMgRr6pw in the Bedroom, Perez says to her yWeuUwpEQfs because we live in a beautiful world where everything's oAeotgCHL3E by the second.

6. Kavana feels that it's lJqbaGloVxg to get any limelight in this house, he says that he hopes to be able to turn this into a yMazI2ROJXM and get the m9DO3zpdWqw in quick before the hktHI4fGydE make him start QzfRDZmuFUI into hiding once he leaves the house.

7. Katie says that she's a lRqoIHZpWUU Michelle goes that she is too, Katie then goes 0wm57rqkHmU Michelle goes that I'm being TXJ6qm9Ia-Q honest here, I think it is.

8. Keith Chegwin thinks that they all can beTgcc5V9Hu3g just for one day.

9. Michelle is wondering will she UMPC8QJF6sI with so many louder characters in there, Katie rest assures her that she's so insane that she thinks that Michelle will be swinging off the 2vjPBrBU-TM by the end of her experience.

10. Nadia can't get no HoxRFOr_sQ0 by Katie Hopkins games, Perez agrees and says that he thinks that she's bd2B6SjMh_w and that the public have to RBumgq5yVrA

11. Patsy Kensit is told that htobTBlCvUU it's oh so still it's all pieceful until that5x29ug8gV5M showed up out in the Garden, targetting Patsy until she finally said 3JWTaaS7LdU

12. Perez is told by Cami that he'll be wp43OdtAAkM if he dares speak to her ever again, then Perez gets 0YjSHbA6HQQ to Nadia and Alicia about the whole affair, Nadia tells him to muDZD3wgoHI pitying himself and stand up to her, Perez thanks Nadia and says that O1-4u9W-bns the good fight.

The End.

Basically you can either do the jokes in the style that I just did it in, or you can do your own style of jokes.

abhorson
16-01-2015, 02:15 AM
It's not meant for my username at the beginning btw, just trying to make a shorter title.:laugh:

1. Alexander O'Neal seems to think that his being too soft on the other Housemates for their behaviour, he thinks that he needs to CySYwZNH65I them more often, he says that he'll yTCDVfMz15M to be more strict with them, but it might be easier to just AOBs8dU4Pb8

2. Alicia Douvall goes into the Diary Room explaining how she feels that she's a 0KSOMA3QBU0 and how she's scared that her past mWRsgZuwf_8 might cost her the crown, she says that it's zLBaaN2sqlc but she'll be y6Sxv-sUYtM if she just gets to the final.

3. Calum Best was just lp-EO5I60KA who was better looking between Cami and Chloe, a voice shouts out to him none of them, he thinks that his been a bit Robotic lately but that's just sent him even more sPLEbAVjiLA

4. Cami asks Calum Hphwfq1wLJs Calum doesn't respond, Cami is wondering why he won't vW1hv37imjw but Cami will continue this later as she feels that she might cause a whole lot of D5U6CaNlyEQ if she goes on about it too much.

5. Chloe is wondering if Calum will ever MYSVMgRr6pw in the Bedroom, Perez says to her yWeuUwpEQfs because we live in a beautiful world where everything's oAeotgCHL3E by the second.

6. Kavana feels that it's lJqbaGloVxg to get any limelight in this house, he says that he hopes to be able to turn this into a yMazI2ROJXM and get the m9DO3zpdWqw in quick before the hktHI4fGydE make him start QzfRDZmuFUI into hiding once he leaves the house.

7. Katie says that she's a lRqoIHZpWUU Michelle goes that she is too, Katie then goes 0wm57rqkHmU Michelle goes that I'm being TXJ6qm9Ia-Q honest here, I think it is.

8. Keith Chegwin thinks that they all can beTgcc5V9Hu3g just for one day.

9. Michelle is wondering will she UMPC8QJF6sI with so many louder characters in there, Katie rest assures her that she's so insane that she thinks that Michelle will be swinging off the 2vjPBrBU-TM by the end of her experience.

10. Nadia can't get no HoxRFOr_sQ0 by Katie Hopkins games, Perez agrees and says that he thinks that she's bd2B6SjMh_w and that the public have to RBumgq5yVrA

11. Patsy Kensit is told that htobTBlCvUU it's oh so still it's all pieceful until that5x29ug8gV5M showed up out in the Garden, targetting Patsy until she finally said 3JWTaaS7LdU

12. Perez is told by Cami that he'll be wp43OdtAAkM if he dares speak to her ever again, then Perez gets 0YjSHbA6HQQ to Nadia and Alicia about the whole affair, Nadia tells him to muDZD3wgoHI pitying himself and stand up to her, Perez thanks Nadia and says that O1-4u9W-bns the good fight.

The End.

Basically you can either do the jokes in the style that I just did it in, or you can do your own style of jokes.

Pardon my French. But fcuk me Mockinator.

10/10 for effort though.

Shaun
16-01-2015, 02:43 AM
well this was totally worth the ridiculous amount of time it took to load

Ninastar
16-01-2015, 02:49 AM
looks like i'll never get those 10 mins of my life back again

Black Dagger
16-01-2015, 02:50 AM
Pmsl. What a load of s...scrolling

Udanax
16-01-2015, 02:56 AM
why

Mystic Mock
16-01-2015, 04:51 AM
:joker:

I'm sorry guys but this isn't Mock The Mock thread, it wouldn't be a bad thread to open up though to express your annoyances.

Mystic Mock
16-01-2015, 04:52 AM
Pardon my French. But fcuk me Mockinator.

10/10 for effort though.

Thanks.

It seems like I crashed people's computers trying to get on the thread.:joker: