101 things Nadia calls the Police about

[elliebrew]

1. To check if Ken Morley has been arrested yet. And if not, why not?
2. Suggesting faux Lesbianism

[Northern Monkey]

3.Any man who looked at Chloe's arse when she got it out.

[elliebrew]

4-The 10 O'Clock news starting at 9:59

5-Rita Ora's Cleavage

[elliebrew]

6- The shirt of the scientist who landed a probe on a comet.

7- Harry Hill's Stars In Their Eyes !

[elliebrew]

8- When Dick Dastardly cheats on Wacky Races

[Cherie]

9. Kav's singing

[elliebrew]

10- Alicia lifting Cavana's robe and pulling his manboob out

[elliebrew]

11- Toast crumbs in the butter.

[elliebrew]

12- Someone coughing in the 'quiet zone' on Virgin trains.

[elliebrew]

13- When Cheggers Doesn't play pop.

[elliebrew]

14 - Unexpected object in the bagging area

[elliebrew]

15- Nicolas Cage's performance in the Wicker Man remake

[elliebrew]

16- People making 101 lists of what she calls the police for.

[elliebrew]

17- Police Time wasters

[bots]

18. Having hair like Nadia

[elliebrew]

19- BROADCHURCH being on at the same time as Big Brother

[elliebrew]

20- when Cami Li pretends to be a black woman

[elliebrew]

21- she CANNOT believe its not butter

[elliebrew]

22- the chocolate around the Cadburys Creme Egg is no longer Dairy Milk

[Llewyn]

23. Bryan Kirkwood being a producer

[Denver]

24. Being told she will not be on the loose women panel for the next episode

[elliebrew]

25 - Easter Eggs in January

[Denver]

26. Being Stuck in Traffic

[Maxxie.]

27. Katie hopkins speaking to her

[elliebrew]

28 - Sue Morely

[Denver]

29. Looking in the mirror

[Beso]

30, she last reported herself last night for some seriously bad acting!

[Denver]

31. For her saggy Arse

[Robodog]

32. Because when Chloe pulled her jeans down and showed her arse during the talent show: a male HM noticed it.

[jennyjuniper]

33. Because apart from Perez, the other HM fail to recognise that she is in charge and not the BB producers.

[elliebrew]

34 - Rylans Teeth

[elliebrew]

35 - Because Dan Neal knew it

[elliebrew]

36 - She's never gotten over the name change from Opal Fruits to Starburst

[kirklancaster]

37. That wrinkles on a dimple on a money spider's left testicle are too small to see with the naked eye.

[kirklancaster]

38. That Ancient Egyptians didn't build Toblerones.

[kirklancaster]

39. Her obsession with Katie Hopkins is not a recognised psychiatric disorder.

[the truth]

grown men walking the streets, men breathing oxygen, men fancying anyone but her, people who don't listen to her hysterical drivel......bitter twat

[kirklancaster]

grown men walking the streets, men breathing oxygen, men fancying anyone but her, people who don't listen to her hysterical drivel......bitter twat

:joker:

[kirklancaster]

44. She's so unattractive that even her boiling kettle doesn't whistle at her.

[Denver]

45. When she realises Queen Katie Price is coming for her head

[elliebrew]

46 - the price of a freddo

[Jack The Cat]

47. Loose Women for crimes against humanity.

[the truth]

48. if left to this sexist psychotic pig, the human race would cease to exist as all sex would be banned and all men banished to pluto and semem flown in by virgin space rockets .....all wed have left is test tube babies and this biatch would accuse the test tubes of groping her fanny....bitter twat

[Denver]

49. When she is evicted to loud Boos

[Rob!]

50: The Ebola crisis.

[elliebrew]

50: The Ebola crisis.

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

51 - Leonardo Di Caprio still hasn't won an oscar

[elliebrew]

52 - The North Korean Hacking scandal

[elliebrew]

53 - North Korea

[elliebrew]

54 - Aisleyne not winning BB7

[Robodog]

55. Because it's the new cool thing to do

[Denver]

56. Denise getting her tits out at a hot tub party :joker:

[T*]

57: Elliebrew posting his designs in the wrong subforum

[elliebrew]

57: Elliebrew posting his designs in the wrong subforum

58 - FM nagging EllieBrew over something he hasn't done in years :S

[elliebrew]

59 - Netflix UK's apalling output

[delta]

58.

to inform that it was the West and Mossad behind the Paris shootings.

[elliebrew]

60 - NHS waiting times

[Denver]

61. When the Condom machine is out of order

[Shaun]

62) being kissed by anyone under the mistletoe because it's a form of sexual assault

[elliebrew]

63 - The Iraq War

[elliebrew]

64 - Stephen Moffat ruining doctor who

[Cherie]

65. How dire Judy James is

[elliebrew]

66 - Sharon Mitchells crazy eyes on EastEnders

[elliebrew]

67. Diana taking Iains baked Alaska out of the freezer

[elliebrew]

68 - Mince Pies in September

[jennyjuniper]

69. That there are birds nesting in her hair.

[poppsywoppsy]

That Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley aka Patsy and Edina modelled Saffy on Nadia, in all her miserable moody rants.

[Robodog]

71. Because the sound of the kettle boiling could be considered offensive

[elliebrew]

72. That the Simpsons is still on the air

[elliebrew]

73. steve mccdonald

[Denver]

74. She is irreverent