The 2015 TiBB Lounge™: Part 3

[Daniel.]

Oh I see, thanks

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[LukeB]

Gosh, the people on Jeremy Kyle, don't they get free dental care for being on the dole? and they have horrid teeth D:
Where does he find these people

[Daniel.]

http://i.imgur.com/H2z225s.gif

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me logging out

[Daniel.]

lmao

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seriously why hasn't olly murs had that mole removed :/

[Jay.]

I have had the nicest day in b&q

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what

[Jay.]

my cousin asked if I wanted to go shopping I said yes and we spent 2 hours in b&q but then we went to home bargains so I cant complain

[Jay.]

She faked contractions as well I legit thought she was giving birth and then she couldn't stop laughing like W H Y ?

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egh i love home bargains so much

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bless this man on the chase

[LukeB]

https://karbonfiber.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/weee.jpg?w=320&h=251

[Jake.]

Completed Luigi's Mansion already

http://i.imgur.com/H2z225s.gif

[LukeB]

I found my old gamecube... the controller and wires are broke :'(

[Jake.]

oop

[Braden]

I wish I could help this guy on The Chase :)

[Braden]

...he got the kylie/dannii question right and immediately passed on the football one :love:

[Jay.]

egh i love home bargains so much

:clap2:

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i might have something to eat

[LukeB]

I love Homer Simpson

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thanks

[LukeB]

http://makeameme.org/media/created/Homer-Simpson-Discovers.jpg

[LukeB]

Is it only me who mutes the TV when the adverts are on?

[T*]

Tapatalk just shows me a notification of the ahs thread and spoiled it for me I hate life

[Marsh.]

Tapatalk just shows me a notification of the ahs thread and spoiled it for me I hate life

Was it my post? :hehe:

[LukeB]

Spoiler Marsh

[Marsh.]

Once it's aired it's no longer a spoiler. :hmph:

Should've avoided the thread.

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aw

[Marsh.]

Hi scott

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hi

[LukeB]

http://jeffzelaya.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Beyonce-Elevator-Meme-Homer-Simpson.jpg

[Marsh.]

Mary Eunice is a slut.

[Rob!]

That guy is still in my house :bawling:

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receipts

[Smithy]

Once it's aired it's no longer a spoiler. :hmph:

Should've avoided the thread.

youre supposed to put it in a spoilers until 24 hours after it airs, not everyone has no life and can watch it straight away :fist:

[Jake.]

Luke's posts are like those facebook pages which always gets shared and liked by everybody

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smithy how rude

[Smithy]

smithy how rude

Obviously being fabulous on the Internet counts as a life, marsha on the other hand

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:flutter:

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that ep cost me a laptop too so

[Lostie!]

Omg @ when Ma Petite came back and sliced Bette and Dot in half in the Freak Show finale. :shocked:

[Ramsay]

cause i'm bo yo

[LukeB]

Luke's posts are like those facebook pages which always gets shared and liked by everybody

:joker:

[Jake.]

Omg @ when Ma Petite came back and sliced Bette and Dot in half in the Freak Show finale. :shocked:

can we not

[Smithy]

Omg @ when Ma Petite came back and sliced Bette and Dot in half in the Freak Show finale. :shocked:

If that's true imma block and report you :fist:


I'm watching tonight :flutter:

I heard it was crap, I'm not expecting too much

[Lostie!]

If that's true imma block and report you :fist:


I'm watching tonight :flutter:

I heard it was crap, I'm not expecting too much

Of course it's not true! I'd never just spoil something for someone.

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130310232003/glee/images/7/70/Raven_yes_smirk.gif

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it was ****

[Firewire]

I can't believe Misty returned

[Shaun]

i can't believe ryan murphy wrote a decent episode for once

[Lostie!]

I can't believe Misty returned

:laugh2:

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http://img2.tvtome.com/i/u/24c482e90c2a40dec0b5a8ff8b7ad080.jpg

[Natalie.]

hi

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omg

http://img2.tvtome.com/i/u/5875583740354306c37d6a253aed9705.jpg

http://img2.tvtome.com/i/u/0eb3e886a730439ac3ca82241bcb3c79.jpg

[Jay.]

I've not watched freak show in like months tbh erm

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you need to watch orphans

it was kind of like a stand alone ep

[Jay.]

i cba i cant remember what happened and it was boring anyway ugh

and you said the finale was **** anyway

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it was but orphans is probs the best ep of the show ever

[Jay.]

i'll watch them soon dw

[Daniel.]

I'm going to be your bubblegum bitch

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are we all stanning vulnicura

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i think quicksand is my fav bjork song :flutter:

[Marsh.]

youre supposed to put it in a spoilers until 24 hours after it airs, not everyone has no life and can watch it straight away :fist:

:shocked::shocked::shocked:

Stay out of the thread then! :fist:

[Marsh.]

http://img2.tvtome.com/i/u/24c482e90c2a40dec0b5a8ff8b7ad080.jpg

:joker:

[Marsh.]

Obviously being fabulous on the Internet counts as a life, marsha on the other hand

I am not here for this shade.

[Marsh.]

Someone on DS keeps referring to Ma Petite as Bon Appetite. :laugh2:

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my dog just walked in with pliers um

[Marsh.]

my dog just walked in with pliers um

:joker: Was he played by Jamie Brewer?

[Braden]

Why am I not cool?

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http://i.imgur.com/ernw8ZAl.jpg

ok

[Daniel.]

I feel so ****

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why

[Daniel.]

I have a cold and a headache

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oh

[Daniel.]

Messy

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where is glenn

[Daniel.]

I don't know

[Marsh.]

I love Sylvie. :joker:

"Tart!!!!"

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i love birds of a feather so much omg

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police officer searching house: there's something interesting in the garden
sharon: has that hedgehog come back?

[Firewire]

I love Sylvie. :joker:

"Tart!!!!"

"he 'ad loads of 'em. TARTS."

[Daniel.]

I am writing a novel

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lmao

[Shaun]

this whole family is confusing and boring (except the relevant carters)

[LukeB]

police officer searching house: there's something interesting in the garden
sharon: has that hedgehog come back?

:joker:

[Jay.]

I have a confession to make. I don't want you all to think bad about me.

[Firewire]

i love birds of a feather so much omg

same :flutter:

[Marsh.]

I actually love the Carters.

Babe and Sylvie as sisters are comedy gold.

[Rob!]

I have a confession to make. I don't want you all to think bad about me.

Is that the confession?

[Firewire]

omg a hev mention </3

[Firewire]

I have a confession to make. I don't want you all to think bad about me.

:smug:

[Marsh.]

don't you are making me hard lol i cant wait until tomoz now

[Jay.]

no i bought a bag of croutons from home bargains and i've eaten the whole bag

[Firewire]

no i bought a bag of croutons from home bargains and i've eaten the whole bag

are you a ferret

[Marsh.]

are you a ferret

:joker:

[Jay.]

actually I don't feel that bad they were only like 200 calories for the whole bag so ignore that what a healthy dinner i just had

[Marsh.]

Lee creeping up behind Linda in the kitchen.

Giving me rapist Dean teas :worry:

[Jay.]

are you a ferret

no i s2g i am not a ferret

[Firewire]

dean better get used to penis

[Smithy]

no i bought a bag of croutons from home bargains and i've eaten the whole bag

<<<<<

[Firewire]

<<<<<

omfg

[Jay.]

go away smithy i hate you

http://33.media.tumblr.com/8c0f25c2370d71c31f17d1ce0f7771ad/tumblr_ni4uogN2Ge1tddlqho1_500.gif

[Marsh.]

Euthanasia.

Are there anymore issue based storylines the Carters can cope with? :joker:

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wha

[Firewire]

Euthanasia.

Are there anymore issue based storylines the Carters can cope with? :joker:

divorce :worry:

[Black Dagger]

Why was it on so late tonight?

[Firewire]

Why was it on so late tonight?

there was two tonight, one at 7.30 and then at 8.30 - it's not on tomorrow

[T*]

Why is jay not in his allocated seating
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7-5AEYCUAAfT78.jpg
jk ily

[Firewire]

are they going to show calum's erection or

[Marsh.]

are they going to show calum's erection or

Perched.

[Jay.]

why are you not in yours tom?

http://www.pintoys.com/img/catalog/furniture/tables&chairs/08905.jpg

[Smithy]

go away smithy i hate you

http://33.media.tumblr.com/8c0f25c2370d71c31f17d1ce0f7771ad/tumblr_ni4uogN2Ge1tddlqho1_500.gif

:fan:

[Jake.]

why are you not in yours tom?

http://www.pintoys.com/img/catalog/furniture/tables&chairs/08905.jpg

ha

[Firewire]

why are you not in yours tom?

http://www.pintoys.com/img/catalog/furniture/tables&chairs/08905.jpg

clocked

[Smithy]

why are you not in yours tom?

http://www.pintoys.com/img/catalog/furniture/tables&chairs/08905.jpg

Drag ha

[Marsh.]

Why is jay not in his allocated seating
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7-5AEYCUAAfT78.jpg
jk ily

Are you sure that's big enough? :think:

[Jay.]

omg bye marsh

[Firewire]

Perched.

i am FUMING that they skipped it

[T*]

why are you not in yours tom?

http://www.pintoys.com/img/catalog/furniture/tables&chairs/08905.jpg

i am
mr ducky is flawfree

[Jay.]

aw jonathan missing his soft-core porn fest?

[Smithy]

Are you sure that's big enough? :think:

:joker:

[Firewire]

aw jonathan missing his soft-core porn fest?

i need my daily dose

[Jay.]

omg can we not when i've lost half a stone in a week and a half

[Firewire]

leave jay alone

[Firewire]

omg can we not when i've lost half a stone in a week and a half

niall?

[Jay.]

you all actually make me feel so fat lol

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stay strong <3

[Jake.]

omg can we not when i've lost half a stone in a week and a half

First a stone, then 7 pounds, now half a stone? The lies are building

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

[Dollface]

im so annoyed and idek why im so annoyed but im so bloody annoyed

[T*]

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/ad_157480431-e1421929104507.jpg

[Firewire]

jay you don't need to lose any weight don't listen to the rexiis

[Dollface]

half a stone in just over a week? is that even possible?

[Jay.]

First a stone, then 7 pounds, now half a stone? The lies are building

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

erm 7 pounds is half a stone </3

[Dollface]

erm 7 pounds is half a stone </3

:laugh:

[Jay.]

half a stone in just over a week? is that even possible?

i've eaten little and worked out like 45 minutes or so a day, a drastic change tbh

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clock ha jay

[Jake.]

erm 7 pounds is half a stone </3

Oh I thought it was 6 ignore me

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

[Marsh.]

Jay, getting naked and standing on one leg on the scales won't make you weigh any less.

[Jake.]

Jay, getting naked and standing on one leg on the scales won't make you weigh any less.

tbf getting naked does

[Jay.]

Jay, getting naked and standing on one leg on the scales won't make you weigh any less.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/424f0ca0d4335686971e2895092a83cd/tumblr_mltz1cPhpm1r95rn6o1_250.gif

[Dollface]

i've eaten little and worked out like 45 minutes or so a day, a drastic change tbh

jaysus, that's some hard work

(see what i did there :fan:)

i bought 593482394930 chupa chup lollys today

[Kizzy]

Hey look who was at the NTAs...
http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5019040.ece/alternates/s1227b/NTAs.jpg

Dom looks like zoolander :joker:

[Firewire]

anyway back to jay

[Firewire]

i am on jay's side

[T*]

dick and dom havent been relevant since 2004 though

[Jay.]

don't they still have a show on cbbc?

[Firewire]

they have cbbc shows still i think

[Jay.]

sorry i was hacked by tom i don't really know that

[Marsh.]

i am on jay's side

No wonder I can't see you.

[Jay.]

Marsh stop :suspect:

[Daniel.]

oh

[Marsh.]

Too far? :fan:

[Jay.]

I would comment on you but oh we don't know what you look like oop

[Firewire]

No wonder I can't see you.

now this is shade

[Marsh.]

now this is shade

Shade is all you get when you're next to a fat person.

[Jay.]

like can we seriously stop now i'm not finding it funny.

[Daniel.]

Calum <3

I'm going to vote for ha

[Marsh.]

I'll stop now Jay. I love you really. :flutter:

[Firewire]

Shade is all you get when you're next to a fat person.

nah too far marsh

[Daniel.]

I love being fat

[Jake.]

Marsh shut the **** up http://i.imgur.com/OvRl6yQs.jpg

[Marsh.]

:sad:

[Marsh.]

Marsh shut the **** up http://i.imgur.com/OvRl6yQs.jpg

http://i3.cdnds.net/14/03/300x300/lionel_blows_his_top_500x281-1.jpg

Are you my boss now?

[Daniel.]

Perez is a GOAT CBB housemate

Male Makosi teas

[Daniel.]

I love how Perez winds up Katie

He must stay

Pressed a 3 good housemates being up, we need Nadia out

[Marsh.]

"You alright big guy?"

Katie saw the erection too? :shocked:

[Jay.]

If Katie H doesn't win this then what was the point

[Daniel.]

She mustn't win

[Smithy]

Katie about to scalp pigrez :clap2:

[Marsh.]

I wish someone would call Katie Price a slag so she kicks off.

[Daniel.]

Perez > Katie

[Daniel.]

I still stan Katie though

[Dollface]

If Katie H doesn't win this then what was the point

:clap1:

[Jake.]

no idea why anybody wouldn't want Calum out

[Daniel.]

Because he's better than Nadia

[Jake.]

Because he's better than Nadia

He really isn't. Then again he's male and the voters are mainly women/gay men, so his chances of staying are great.

[Dollface]

He's way better than Nadia, Nadia is an awful 2-faced bitch

[Smithy]

Perez > Katie

Shut up you fat bastard

[Daniel.]

Nadia is just miserable

I don't hate her but she's boring

[Daniel.]

Shut up you fat bastard

Fatist?

[Jay.]

Calum should go, Nadia brings more to the show.

[Smithy]

Fatist?

Yes, if you're over 12 stone you should be in a camp like auschwitz

[Daniel.]

Lies

[Dollface]

I can't stand Nadia much longer

[Smithy]

I feel like farhad is one extremist thread away from a boat trip to Syria

[Ninastar]

He really isn't. Then again he's male and the voters are mainly women/gay men, so his chances of staying are great.

Sadly, this is true.

[Ninastar]

I feel like farhad is one extremist thread away from a boat trip to Syria

he's probs Jihadi John, lets be real

[Smithy]

Who? :joker:

[Smithy]

Oop, not marsh getting punchT out :fan: what did he do?

[Jay.]

my cat just had a crouton we are so alike

[Rob!]

Urgh I feel so single today.

[LukeB]

everyone > Perez

[Jay.]

Aw Rob, I'm sure Marsh will fall come round to the possibility of a long distance relationship soon?

[Daniel.]

RIP Marsh

[Jay.]

I hope he got banned for the fat comments tbh

[Rob!]

Aw Rob, I'm sure Marsh will fall come round to the possibility of a long distance relationship soon?

:joker:

My housemates are both seeing people and I'm just sat in my room watching BB whilst they frolic :fist:

[Brother Leon]

Perez further confirming himself as an all time great HM.

[Daniel.]

I hope he got banned for the fat comments tbh

He probably did

[Udanax]

:devil: GOOD RIDDANCE MARSH :devil:

[Jay.]

wait did he really omg

[Daniel.]

He's banned but I'm not sure if it's for the fat comments

[LukeB]

wait did he really omg

No:laugh:

[Jay.]

oh good lmao

[Udanax]

:devil: GOOD RIDDANCE MARSH :devil:

not having dis at the bottom of that page

[Rob!]

Marsh is banned??? D:

[Rob!]

I feel like I did when Deirdre died

[Jay.]

sorry but do we not love my sig

[Shaun]

well that's what you get when your username is a surname from Hear'Say

[LukeB]

oh good lmao

.

[Jay.]

I'm not allowed to comment on that user </3

[Jake.]

marsh banned

http://media.tumblr.com/be1c4a3b1cfb1ab1d9e7b1eb84f21af6/tumblr_inline_nict89od1i1ryvp6k.gif

[LukeB]

I'm not allowed to comment on that user </3

It's gone now :fan:

[Jay.]

It's gone now :fan:

I meant chuff

[Rob!]

Everything marsh has ever said and that's what got him banned? :joker:

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what did he do

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its only 2 days anyway

[Jay.]

he said some fat shaming comments geared towards me but apparently that is not the reason

[Jake.]

wishing it was longer too?

[Jake.]

Jay your user CP :clap1:

[Jay.]

it's the truth it's time we came clear that i am just your multi

[Jake.]

it's the truth it's time we came clear that i am just your multi

yeah, a real member could never be as messy tbf

[Jay.]

erm this multi has feelings jake

[Glenn.]

Evening

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��

[Daniel.]

Messy

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i know u r but wot am i

[Daniel.]

Takes one to know one

[Jay.]

oooh if you two don't shut up i'm telling josy :bawling:

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takes one to know that it took one to know one

[Daniel.]

Your so childish

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ur mom knows one!!

[Daniel.]

You stoop really low when you bring family into it

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i ran out of comebacks

[Rob!]

oooh if you two don't shut up i'm telling josy :bawling:

Patsy teas

[Daniel.]

i ran out of comebacks

u need to run fat boy run

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reported :)

[Glenn.]

Marsh banned? Happiness does exist

[Jay.]

me

http://i.imgur.com/wfZuqus.jpg

[Braden]

Frenchy is making no sense on BOTS :joker:

[Udanax]

#FreeUdanax

[Jay.]

she's messy af

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remember when they had guests during CBB8 and they only stayed for the day

[Braden]

Like who? :joker:

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the guy that owns harrods

[T*]

i now want uptown funk to die
it is now at the pharrel-happy level of overplayed

[T*]

i now want uptown funk to die
it is now at the pharrel-happy level of overplayed

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and marco pierre white

[Braden]

Oh yeah I remember now...when he came in dressed as an Egyptian :laugh:

I'm so glad they got out of the habit of bringing in random guests to judge tasks.

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tara reid :flutter: