Ch5HD 9:15PM Celebrity Big Brother Discussion Saturday 24th

[arista]

9:15PM tonight

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Hey fella
you have a lady?


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Do not worry Love , its all over soon

[Vanessa]

Great, showmance! :sleep:

[arista]

Great, showmance! :sleep:


Yes looks like it

[arista]

On in under a hour

[Jøsh]

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[arista]

On Ch5 and Ch5HD
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[Johnnyuk123]

Evening everyone!:wavey:

[smudgie]

Evening all:wavey:

[hijaxers]

Hi all , lets hope its better tonight

[Johnnyuk123]

Perez looks like that midget in the movies. lol

http://media2.wptv.com//photo/2013/02/15/peter_dinklage_20130215080355_320_240.JPG

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oi oi saveloy

[Vanessa]

You're keeping me here and i'm going to give you what you want. YES! Perez unleashed! :cheer2:

[Johnnyuk123]

Perez deluded till the very end. :joker::joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

Keep annoying the Mean Girls! :dance:

[Crimson Dynamo]

More dane promo

[Denver]

Perez you stayed by sheer luck

[Johnnyuk123]

Katie Hopkins and Michelle are spot on! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[smudgie]

Nothing wrong with a bit of flirting:shrug:

[Johnnyuk123]

Perez talking behind their backs? lol I thought he said it to peoples faces?:hehe:

[Vanessa]

Callum thinks he's entertaining. :pat:

[Shaun]

....and he got half of the votes because...?

[Lostie!]

Nothing wrong with a bit of flirting:shrug:

There is if you're in a relationship imo.

[bots]

calum is pissed of lool

[MB.]

Yet all Calum did for about a week was talk about his dad.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Callum obsessed

[Vanessa]

calum is pissed of lool

He has no idea he's a bore. :hehe:

[Brother Leon]

Callum is salty as **** right now LOL

[smudgie]

There is if you're in a relationship imo.

Hmmmmm, I am a flirt and happily married.
You just have to know where to draw the line I suppose..definitely no physical contact.

[Vanessa]

Cami thinking Perez is going. :hehe:

[Lostie!]

Oh, get over it Calum. :idc:

[Johnnyuk123]

Cami is brilliant! :dance::dance::dance:

[bots]

cami is really annoying

[Vanessa]

**** off, Cami! :idc:

[Denver]

Cant wait till Perez is out on tuesday

[bots]

Cami is brilliant! :dance::dance::dance:

her voice just grates with me

[Denver]

Alicia is so thick

[smudgie]

:laugh: Katie...the singer.

[Shaun]

I would gladly have the rest of the series be Keith explaining his jokes to Alicia </3

[Johnnyuk123]

her voice just grates with me

Fair enough but for me i am loving her diary room rants.

[Vanessa]

her voice just grates with me

The irony of her calling someone else annoying! :joker:

[hijaxers]

Alicia is so thick

You couldn't make it up ! Two short planks spring to mind

[Johnnyuk123]

Perez has back boobs.:joker::joker::joker:

[hijaxers]

Perez has back boobs.:joker::joker::joker:

Especially in a fairy dress :joker:

[Vanessa]

Michelle telling Katie what she can talk about. Please, tell her to piss off! :nono:

[Johnnyuk123]

Especially in a fairy dress :joker:

Exactly! lol Saggy ones too! :joker::joker::joker:

[zakman440]

Michelle and Katie are talking about Perez... Again. :Idc:

[Lostie!]

Hmmmmm, I am a flirt and happily married.
You just have to know where to draw the line I suppose..definitely no physical contact.

Well yeah, with Calum and Cami I'd say it definitely goes past merely innocent flirting, with how tactile they are with each other. That's the kind of flirting I meant, really.

As Alicia said, I'd be annoyed if I was one of their partners.

[Vanessa]

The witches coven bitching. :spin:

[Crimson Dynamo]

The sheep drinking water thinking its good for them .morons

[zakman440]

Who is this Big Brother?

[Vanessa]

This BB voice! OMFG! :laugh2:

[Shaun]

must have missed the memo that Joe Pasquale is bringing back Celebrity Hijack

[Brother Leon]

That BB voice...

[Loukas]

wtf is Big Brother's voice about?? :laugh2:

[Lostie!]

Michelle and Katie H are like a broken record at this point.

OMG that BB voice. :laugh2:

[Jamesy]

What's going on with BB's voice? :umm2:

[hijaxers]

Pinky and Perky talking to Pinky and Perky - lovely

[Crimson Dynamo]

Nadia

Household name?

Bwahaha

[smudgie]

Well yeah, with Calum and Cami I'd say it definitely goes past merely innocent flirting, with how tactile they are with each other. That's the kind of flirting I meant, really.

As Alicia said, I'd be annoyed if I was one of their partners.

I do agree, it's a bit OTT, they look ready to jump each other any minute.

[Waynoo]

dafuq is that voice

[MB.]

#HeliumVoice2WinBB16

[Vanessa]

Sounds like Joe Pasquale! :joker:

[bots]

This BB voice! OMFG! :laugh2:

:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

What's going on with BB's voice? :umm2:
Helium?

[Ant.]

Uhm what's with the BB Voice?

[Babayaro.]

Nah wtf was that voice?!

[Johnnyuk123]

Once Alicia's cheque clears she'll be down the plastic surgeons for the next operation when she should be down farm foods buying fish fingers and chicken nuggets for the kids.:joker::joker::joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Uhm what's with the BB Voice?

Is it our Tom?

[zakman440]

:umm2: what's going on with all of the Big Brother voices tonight?

[T*]

omg i hate this bb voice its so smug
'lols' 'rofling'
**** off please
bring back the weird one

[Jamesy]

These BB voices must be a part of a task or something. Or production trolling :laugh:

[MB.]

Oh god Big Brother just said 'megalols', bring back Helium Voice

[arista]

Poor Cheggars

[Johnnyuk123]

Cheggers winning task.

[Vanessa]

Poor Cheggers! :joker:

[bots]

go for it keith :joker::joker::joker:

[smudgie]

:laugh::laugh: poor Cheggars.

[Drew.]

**** sakes Alicia :joker:

[Lostie!]

Knowing you're not allowed to laugh, I'd be terrified if Keith approached me. I always laugh when I'm not supposed to. :laugh2:

[Johnnyuk123]

Cheggers jokes are good!:joker::joker::joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Cami. lololol

[Shaun]

good god cami made me laugh

[Lostie!]

Alicia: Did he?

OMG. :laugh2:

[Braden]

Cami was actually funny/likeable for once.

[Vanessa]

Where's that sad Cheggers meme when you need it? lol :joker:

[bots]

alicia is perfect for that task

[smudgie]

:laugh: Alicia is good.

[Johnnyuk123]

Alicia trying to be Katie. lolol

[bots]

KP cracks all the mirrors lool

[Jamesy]

"my penis just shattered" :laugh:

[Vanessa]

My ears! D:

[Lostie!]

"My penis just shattered". :shocked:

[Johnnyuk123]

No wonder Peter Andre left her. :hehe:

[Johnnyuk123]

Patsy sitting on the fence once again. lol

[bots]

No wonder Peter Andre left her. :hehe:

i wouldnt want to get KP excited :shocked:

[Johnnyuk123]

i wouldnt want to get KP excited :shocked:

KP is also a brand of nut. lol

[Denver]

I cant believe how thick Alicia is

[smudgie]

I want an ass like Daves

[Johnnyuk123]

This bloke in denim shorts is offensive!

[bots]

keith is going to win this ... i can feel it in my bones

[Johnnyuk123]

keith is going to win this ... i can feel it in my bones

It's between him and Katie Hopkins i think. Either one and i'll be happy. :wavey:

[hijaxers]

Katie H looks like a hare - Perez should be stroking her really

[Johnnyuk123]

Perez has the same odds as Kinga did way back when at 20/1 so he's no chance. lol

[Denver]

So Perez penis shattered? When did he find it first :joker:

[bots]

Perez has the same odds as Kinga did way back when at 20/1 so he's no chance. lol

keep him away from the wine !!!!

[Johnnyuk123]

keep him away from the wine !!!!

:joker::joker::joker:

[MB.]

Did Marcus just say 'clocked' or am I in hell

[Vanessa]

Mean girls being utter knobs. :hehe:

[Johnnyuk123]

Perez in his head is running to KFC for a family bucket. No wonder he is running fast!:joker::joker::joker:

[Brother Leon]

Michelle's hat is fitting.

[Johnnyuk123]

Nadia Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Lostie!]

And you two insist on giving him attention. Constantly.

[Niamh.]

Michelle and Katie are miserable old birches all the same

[Johnnyuk123]

And Nadia you are obsessed with Katie. lol

[Denver]

Michelle's hat is fitting.

Family bucket? More like a nieghborhood bucket :joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I want to play a naughty game with patsy

[Vanessa]

getting booed and chanted by that chavvy crowd is a compliment. this is a crowd that cheered for charlotte! yuck! :joker:

[Braden]

Alicia :( :love:

[Johnnyuk123]

Awww Keith.

[Braden]

Lmfao Patsy clocking the crowd :flutter:

[Brother Leon]

Cheggers :lovedup:

[Lostie!]

"They're all loonies and anoraks out there". :laugh2:

[Johnnyuk123]

Perez is back on the food. lol

[Denver]

getting booed and chanted by that chavvy crowd is a compliment. this is a crowd that cheered for charlotte! yuck! :joker:

Charlotte is and will always be a million times better then Pratez

[Vanessa]

Charlotte is and will always be a million times better then Pratez

:yuk::conf2: she was vile!

[GiRTh]

Keep talking Katie. Keep talking, keep spitting that bile. Show your true colous.

[hijaxers]

What a vile voice that lottery woman has - screech

[Ant.]

:yuk::conf2: she was vile!

Are you implying Perez isn't? :hehe:

[Johnnyuk123]

Katie Hopkins still the fave to win and her odds are shortening! :dance::dance::dance:

[Vanessa]

Are you implying Perez isn't? :hehe:

At least he's entertaining. All Charlotte did is wet the bed! :laugh:

[Stormy]

Hmmm....Alicia leaves and Perez dances around, stuffs his face...not a care in the world. Keith cries and even Katie H. has some good words for Alicia and seems genuinely sad to see her leave.

Interesting.

[zakman440]

Oh god, not again with her pathetic chants :facepalm:

[Brother Leon]

**** off Hopkins. This is the public's fave? lord help us.

[Vanessa]

Katie acting like a complete tool. Even the housemates are starting to notice. Well done to Perez for ignoring her. :hehe:

[Denver]

At least he's entertaining. All Charlotte did is wet the bed! :laugh:

Id rather wet the bed then rape a window

[GiRTh]

Oh god, not again with her pathetic chants :facepalm:That looked like bullying to me. She doesnt have to engage him but she chooses to.,

[Vanessa]

Oh god, not again with her pathetic chants :facepalm:

Everytime she does that I want to punch her in the face. :mad:

[MB.]

"I'd rather be liked than hated by everyone"

...you don't say, Cami...

[Vanessa]

Callum putting Cami in her place. :hehe:

[GiRTh]

Shut up Kaite you're not clever enough to play such strategies.

[Johnnyuk123]

Katie H the Great British public love you, you are the nations sweetheart and the none entity Perez and the evil Nadia will be gone soon love.

[bots]

cami isnt hanging back at perez

[MB.]

Mad Old Patsy >

[Braden]

Patsy :laugh2:

[Babayaro.]

Patsy is weird af

[Vanessa]

Hopkins literally makes my blood boil. She's not even human! :nono:

[Lostie!]

Patsy has finally lost it. :shocked:

[bots]

patsy is great

[Johnnyuk123]

Patsy going for the Kylie look for can't get you out of my head. lol

[Angelika]

Michelle and Katie are miserable old birches all the same

Miserable and too stupid to realise all they are doing is making themselves miserable. The nasty crowd are obsessed with Perez. Its ridiculous and childish.

[bots]

omg the conversation

[Niamh.]

Aw I love Patsy

[Drew.]

:unsure:

[Johnnyuk123]

I love daffodils!

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[bots]

patsy and keith are heading for top 3

[Johnnyuk123]

Nadia moaning yet again. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[smudgie]

Surprised it js like a battered daffodil..going by her face I would hav expected a dry prune.

[smudgie]

patsy and keith are heading for top 3

Would be a good finish.

[GiRTh]

Good speech from Kav

[Johnnyuk123]

Nadia love when EVERYONE else is avoiding him you'd think the penny would have dropped by now?

[erinp5]

I so want Cami li up this week .

[Drew.]

**** sakes :joker:

[Vanessa]

If I was Callum mum watching I would be horrified. Cami is awful! D:

[bots]

perez is just off the wall

[Vanessa]

I so want Cami li up this week .

:clap1:

[MB.]

Cheryl Cole's looking well

[GiRTh]

Treat 'em mean keep 'em keen Callum. Good lad. :thumbs:

[Johnnyuk123]

Perez needs a bra.

[Vanessa]

:joker: Chewbecca! :joker:

[smudgie]

Looks like Yoko with a beard.

[Denver]

Perez you look disguisting naked you made millions of people sick last night

[bots]

oh my ... a new quote :joker:

[Drew.]

You can suck on my tit all you want but i won't go dry.. amazing.

[Brother Leon]

"You can suck on my tit all you want and I won't go dry"

What final words :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Which tit the ones at the front or the ones at the back?:joker::joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

You can suck on my tit all you want but I won't go dry! OMFG! :laugh3::laugh3:

[arista]

Cocky Perez

[Ant.]

Everytime she does that I want to punch her in the face. :mad:

Perez: "is that a physical threat????????????????????????????????"

[Babayaro.]

:joker: Perez just delivered the best quote of the series so far

[GiRTh]

You can suck on my tit all you want but I won't go dry! OMFG! :laugh3::laugh3:Quote of the year. :laugh2:

[Johnnyuk123]

Cocky Perez

You mean tiny cock right?:hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Did Marcus just say 'clocked' or am I in hell

I swear he got that from tibb