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GiRTh
26-01-2015, 03:29 AM
Post the best quotes from the best HM for ages.

'I'm like mother earth. You can suck on my tit all you want, I wont go dry'
Vanessa
26-01-2015, 03:35 AM
She gets her nourishment from Michelles tit and Cami's p*ssy. :joker::joker:
GiRTh
26-01-2015, 08:44 PM
'I p*ss fun when I go to the bathroom' :laugh2:
Moosething
26-01-2015, 08:46 PM
"Karma's coming to get you Cami & her name is Perez"
Moosething
26-01-2015, 08:47 PM
CIAO CHOLA
GiRTh
26-01-2015, 08:48 PM
'The Perez show. The Perez show, featuring Katie Hopkins'.
Samm
26-01-2015, 08:48 PM
umm.. he has no quotes that have been funny at all k :umm2:
ebandit
26-01-2015, 08:49 PM
i never forget.................later oh! i forgot that

i'm the winner..the british public love me............get perez out...get perez out

i have guaranteed place in final 3....................oh! i never said that

Mark L
zakman440
26-01-2015, 08:58 PM
'It's the Perez and Nadia show! It's the Perez and Nadia show! Katie Hopkins might not think so... But Katie Hopkins can suck my cho cho...' :laugh3:
Vanessa
27-01-2015, 07:52 AM
'It's the Perez and Nadia show! It's the Perez and Nadia show! Katie Hopkins might not think so... But Katie Hopkins can suck my cho cho...' :laugh3:

I'm still laughing at this! He was on top form last night! :joker:
Jose Mourinho
27-01-2015, 08:11 AM
If I Was UR kid id kill myself
Vanessa
27-01-2015, 08:12 AM
Can't wait until he goes back in. He'll have Katie's guts for garters! :devil:
Jose Mourinho
27-01-2015, 08:17 AM
Can't wait until he goes back in. He'll have Katie's guts for garters! :devil:Matter of time :) it's coming
ebandit
27-01-2015, 08:18 AM
Can't wait until he goes back in. He'll have Katie's guts for garters! :devil:

............he will spit his dummy out again

Mark L
Vanessa
27-01-2015, 08:19 AM
............he will spit his dummy out again

Mark L

The gloves are off.
Jose Mourinho
27-01-2015, 08:22 AM
............he will spit his dummy out again

Mark LConfidence is good, overconfidence is prey for Perez. Take note.
Denver
27-01-2015, 08:40 AM
The only funny Quote he has been involved in was 'GET PEREZ OUT'
rubberface
27-01-2015, 10:13 AM
"What do you believe in bitch?"
poppsywoppsy
27-01-2015, 10:15 AM
Asked how he felt in the Diary Room

"I feel stupid" never more truer words have left his mouth.
Niamh.
27-01-2015, 10:18 AM
About Cami nominating :

"You're going to vote for your mothers and then you're going to be motherless"