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Arneldo
16-12-2006, 04:29 PM
This si what the people over at 'Holy Moly' had to say about Makosi:



Remember Makosi Musambasi? Terrible afro wig on 'Big Brother 6'? Pretended she was pregnant after a three second penetration in the Jacuzzi? Claimed asylum after being threatened with deportation as she would be seen as 'immoral' in her Zimbabwean homeland (she was viewed pretty much the same way here, the skanky b**ch).

Well, Makosi has a talent. If you're feeling somewhat claustrophobic in a tightly-packed club and need some breathing space, stand near Makosi. Just don't breathe in.

She stinks. Like a dead horse covered in sour milk, liberally coated with a thick layer of burned hair and topped off with the gleanings of a tramp's perineum paste.

It would appear that Makosi and personal hygiene have had such a falling out that they are no longer on speaking terms. She spent Tuesday night at Silver. Also present were the West Ham United squad, who (despite being rutting hounds only programmed with sexual thoughts) avoided Makosi and her sweat perimeter, like a rat avoids poisoned cheese.

Surprisingly, one person stayed close to Makosi all night. Fellow 'Big Brother' blank canvas Vanessa Nimmo, who clearly realises that it's better to be working the public than have a working set of nostrils.

cc100
17-12-2006, 07:20 PM
:shocked:

x-heather-x
18-12-2006, 06:46 PM
I'm sorry but I have to laugh at that!:joker:
Always Hated Makosi

James
18-12-2006, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by bb4eva
This si what the people over at 'Holy Moly' had to say about Makosi:



Remember Makosi Musambasi? Terrible afro wig on 'Big Brother 6'? Pretended she was pregnant after a three second penetration in the Jacuzzi? Claimed asylum after being threatened with deportation as she would be seen as 'immoral' in her Zimbabwean homeland (she was viewed pretty much the same way here, the skanky b**ch).

Well, Makosi has a talent. If you're feeling somewhat claustrophobic in a tightly-packed club and need some breathing space, stand near Makosi. Just don't breathe in.

She stinks. Like a dead horse covered in sour milk, liberally coated with a thick layer of burned hair and topped off with the gleanings of a tramp's perineum paste.

It would appear that Makosi and personal hygiene have had such a falling out that they are no longer on speaking terms. She spent Tuesday night at Silver. Also present were the West Ham United squad, who (despite being rutting hounds only programmed with sexual thoughts) avoided Makosi and her sweat perimeter, like a rat avoids poisoned cheese.

Surprisingly, one person stayed close to Makosi all night. Fellow 'Big Brother' blank canvas Vanessa Nimmo, who clearly realises that it's better to be working the public than have a working set of nostrils.


Not very nice, that! Sounds like someone has a grudge.

Lance
28-12-2006, 02:59 PM
Gosh, that's a really nasty thing to write.

Whoever wrote it should really get a life... I bet people all feel the same about the person who wrote this.:spin:

Psylocke
09-01-2007, 10:48 PM
That wasnt funny,whoever wrote it.......Uhum........Dumb

Rory
10-01-2007, 12:37 AM
The dead horse thing was funny, but a little bit too far.