Turn your tweets into poetry...

[Shaun]

http://poetweet.com.br/?lang=en

Just enter your Twitter handle, select your chosen form of poetry (I went with sonnet), and voila...

On iTunes*
by Shaun Collins

Please don't be too hot :(
Happens, I love you, Scotland.
Like Barrowman (answer: gunshot)
Of tea i said *cup shakes in hand*

DIVA ****ING FEVER
Lot of bored Directioners. Bless.
Buble appearance" - no one ever
BENSON PHILLIPS IS ON POINTLESS

Am not a fan of the album either)
Of Rhydian/Leon/Same Difference
The man pees when he's inside her?"

The best two housemates. by a mile.
Sides of a continual argument?)
G'WAN CHILE.

beautiful

[Niamh.]

G'wan Chile indeed Shaun :')

I deleted my Twitter account

[Locke.]

To take on the amazon rainforest
Does it have to be one or the other
Stars version with all the best..
Too? He won't leave alone either :\

Discount for GTA if this happens?
Proper twat that Adrian Chiles
Paul Danan back to our TV screens
Download I have tried has subtitles

Heavy losses for you I suspect
That brutal ending. Hate Bolton's.
Midnight release tonight, correct?

Watches Stannis defeated from afar
The European Champions Cup Final.
Away. Been amazing for them so far.

[Niamh.]

Stannis got a job managing a football team Locke? :think:

[Locke.]

If I remember correctly I was telling Andy about the ending of the most recent GOT book when Robb returns and watches Stannis get killed in battle

[Niamh.]

If I remember correctly I was telling Andy about the ending of the most recent GOT book when Robb returns and watches Stannis get killed in battle

Dream on Mr. :laugh:

[armand.kay]

Shop online

by armandx

You get jumped? RT Night night ������
Just wants to sound foreign
I'm liking Mel tonight
Nnn what type of gang sign ��

You look like crap. RT Smiles ��������
She started doing Bed Of Lies ”
Helps you bob for apples?
The funniest thing these series ��

Clocking someone with a phone ��
This is so accurate ���� ”
Everything that happened is undone
On just go ahead and DEACTIVATE!!!!
Old weave is Melissa's new one

[MB.]

I don't think I even need to post mine, I got 'Laquisha' as the title.

[Jessica.]

On /athomeselfcare
by Jessica
Mumford & Sons
As diverse as a coca cola advert
KEEP GETTING PHANTOM NOTIFICATIONS
Oh im so sad about the leaving cert

When me and Steph did keepy uppies
Like "Jess, does pasta count??"
PIGGIES
The same slippers as alans aunt

My side, like an army of angels.
THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION
Final of Free! and omg the feels
On with my internet activation?
My telly keeps getting new channels

:joker:

[Shaun]

That was incredibly moving, thank you for sharing, Jess :love:

[Black Dagger]

Brownie points
by ****A!
Juice winning over Game Of Thrones.
More now after that tragic decision
Still have some curry left. Scenes
Ensuring she was up for eviction.

I despair
Attached to these bloody morons.
The joint than this sad affair.
Have to endure awkward nominations

But I wouldn't mind him going!
Sweetheart in the same sentence?
This redemption arc was nauseating
A loud crowd add to the experience.
Awesome. She is a peaceful darling.

[Ninastar]

Like Barrowman (answer: gunshot)

[Ramsay]

''We looked at all the bytes and bits.
but you dont have that many tweets''


that doesn't rhyme.....i've made 5230 tweets -.-

[Ramsay]

oh wait

In fringe
by Karl Davey
I'm your worst nightmare!!
I hate when my forehead shines
N you number 635 wherever you are
Leave ya phissin' kidney stones

Fluid between you and a friend
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure
These loose boxers are a godsend
Of myself can get some closure

It was not a pleasant experience
Its quite close to the word rain?
I never was that good as science

I can do because it autosaves 24/7
Sweaty balls
The alcoves

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the alcoves

[Shaun]

He DIED
by Shaun

I don't understand this pic either
Justice for Anton & 4th Impact!
Twitter's had enough of her
Of) Dancing On My Own. Fact.

Move from Cavendish. Bit ashamed
He's ever involved with, mind.
Is confirmed
Vanderbooben are very close behind

This is all excellent
Aqua - cartoon heroes?
Down the saddest disney moment
Won and that's how my universe goes
Into that bottom compartment

[Pete.]

I did Cher

WITH KILLER
by Cher

Very1st Day‼️Joy Added NEW STATS
If he’s Good 4����VETS,I’LL ����Him‼️
Congrats
ASS‼️ WOMEN WI LL��HIM‼️

Saved The�� #GodBlessVets ����
Back tie in little knot 2 side
DO MILLION PERSON MARCH ON DC 4VETS
This is Going 2b a Bumpy Ride��❣

What are you talking about
Would you post Site ..
In Wisconsin�� Please Check it out

Heads in a ROW.
Stop
2STREAM 4 WATER WITH WHEELBARROW

[Babayaro.]

THE YOUNG
by Marc Urquhart

I can't write it's too cold :(:(
Going back to it months later :/
Though seeing as she's 30 years old
Enjoyable banter

Me. They're all *****!
Don't be rude to my friend :fist:
Shut the **** up during points!
Why do tweets like this still exist

Love them man. Col anthem???
Still with the man on the moon :(
ASS why do I continue to eat them

You're not alone. :)
Game over. We cannot defend at all
HATE the emojis on my new phone

[Babayaro.]

Welp

[Babayaro.]

Prick here
by Marc Urquhart

You're not alone. :)
Me caring
HATE the emojis on my new phone

She's a tad cuntish
Im covered in dog hair :0
Oh my god what a finish!

Love them man. Col anthem???

*have ;)



Screaming!

[Black Dagger]

A surprise
by Gabriel Jesus!
Picked up a copy of Time Magazine.
In VT's for weeks lmao, desperate.
Will that not be a fine?

State of this ****ing NONCE.
Huge 5th set. Take advantage!!
9pm in the UK. 10 hours difference!

Yay for homophobic slurs

Nattie was the attacker though.

[Morgan.]

Don't have twitter so did it for Josh Dun :)

Those copies
by spooky jim christmas
Ages ago that is my favorite ride
Fine
Christmas and no one can decide ��
Hayley’s sick new hair dye line.

Type interview with at the booth.
Three options, I’d advise snapchat.
Miss you both
Thanks man I appreciate that.

Forever… ever….
Sure left it cause that's tight.
Get to keep it Christmas FOREVER
Getting ready for the show tonight
So here it is. you ask, I deliver.

[T*]

CAROL VORDERMAN
by

I cannot do it either uGH
Best ever when 2009 and 2011 exist
Have they played cara mia though
Is better than the real artist

:( I had high hopes for her
What has in store for us tonight [emoji178]
Mother [emoji7]
Disappoints me again tomorrow night

You don't even have a chain here :/
THE CROWN NOW 🇦[emoji1173][emoji1173][emoji1173][emoji1173]🇲 FLAWLESS
WHAT WHERE

Portfolio theme for it- simple ❤️
Australia 4ever [emoji178][emoji178][emoji178]
That little island of ours purple!

[Jessica.]

OMG this is way better than the one I did before

Poor people
by Jess Spoopy Hombre

I love moomins.
To win a plushie and the expansion
THE FOOD IT CONTAINS????????????
Our new addition. 😍

This mean the drought has ended?
Are you Jaden Smith?
I'm offended.
MEET PETE MEET MARY MEET KEITH!

I am so very stressed.
Laundry for five more minutes?" 😂
Dad do, they wouldn't be phased.

Together with a delicious meal.
Rain, rain and more rain! ☔💧
Be real if twitter isn't real?

[Tom4784]

Living for Arista's debut album

https://67.media.tumblr.com/9b2352328944532d4fc17b52b8eda7b7/tumblr_inline_oe3s16uJpF1qzeymu_500.gif

[Tom4784]

CAROL VORDERMAN
by

I cannot do it either uGH
Best ever when 2009 and 2011 exist
Have they played cara mia though
Is better than the real artist

:( I had high hopes for her
What has in store for us tonight [emoji178]
Mother [emoji7]
Disappoints me again tomorrow night

You don't even have a chain here :/
THE CROWN NOW 🇦[emoji1173][emoji1173][emoji1173][emoji1173]🇲 FLAWLESS
WHAT WHERE

Portfolio theme for it- simple ❤️
Australia 4ever [emoji178][emoji178][emoji178]
That little island of ours purple!

*calls Social Services*

[Crimson Dynamo]

There once was a man from kanass,
Who's nuts were made out of brass.
in stormy weather,
he'd clack them together,
and lightning shot out of his ass

[T*]

*calls Social Services*



Idek where the mother bit is from I tweet about Eurovision :s

[VanessaFeltz.]

Gets boring
by ♛ Melih Varol ♛
Nunn called therapist an actor ������
Would want to take her to the end
And paulie are going up by victor

Me a better understanding of james
When they lose they cry riggage
Back instead of nicole&james
If she votes for that garbage

Such an amazing indivicual
Me with my friends
But if their gameplay is equal

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Like her

Shut up nicole
Proven why she sucks at this game
Lionel Luther is such a arsehole
Thats a shame :(

Eat food and you get 1 million
Of the worst casting this season
She might have won a competition
On Crap'vonne... love him even more

What did Graig do to his hair
Because most are scared of her tits
Lol "Sabrina BITCH"

Like 5 steps in front of you love
But Kelsey and Hyena will do fine
In this 1st POV... dumb move