Crappiest insult you've ever received?

[Ninastar]

I must admit that 'rugwiffernina' or 'ninadyke' have been some of the funniest insults I've ever heard. I actually laughed out loud when I read them.

Although, I have to say that the crappiest insult of all the insults in my time, has to be 'wanna-be american'. It was this chavy girl in year 9 who had an inspiration to be just like Charley from BB. It was one of the greatest moments of my school life because as soon as she said it, my group of friends burst out laughing and one of them even started crying from laughing. All the chavvy bitch could do was walk off in embarrassment.

Whats the crappiest insult you've ever received?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ninalez/ninadyke/dykelin/butchlin all slay :clap1:

[Drew.]

Your mum

[Daniel.]

A wannabee Charley :flutter:

[Daniel.]

ninalez/ninadyke/dykelin/butchlin all slay :clap1:

:clap2:

[Ninastar]

ninalez/ninadyke/dykelin/butchlin all slay :clap1:

they do make me laugh tbh. but they slay at being shockingly awful

Your mum

A brilliant insult I might say

:clap2:

I don't even know you... :suspect:

[Daniel.]

So? :suspect:

[Ninastar]

So? :suspect:

laughing at a joke you know next to nothing about, is just a little suspicious. that's all

[Daniel.]

I just find the insults funny :britney: even you do you have it in your custom title

[Dollface]

From Tibb: "4 chins Dollface" -- From someone who has never seen me :laugh:

Not from Tibb: "Wannabe emo with your eyebrow piercing and panda eyes!" -- From someone with a face full of piercings

[Ninastar]

I just find the insults funny :britney: even you do you have it in your custom title

doesnt make it any less suspicious...

anyway, why don't you contribute to the thread? what's the worst insult you've ever been called?

[Ninastar]

From Tibb: "4 chins Dollface" -- From someone who has never seen me :laugh:

Not from Tibb: "Wannabe emo with your eyebrow piercing and panda eyes!" -- From someone with a face full of piercings

lmfao. jesus christ, some people are bloody thick

and lol at the irony of the irl insult

[Daniel.]

Suspicious in what way lol

And idk lemme think

[LukeB]

I've been called Goofy and Bugs Bunny... it meant to hurt me but it made me laugh at school.

[Amy Jade]

Not really an insult but last year at V Fest I got called a 'anorexic gremlin' by a Scottish girl, it made me pmsl, all because I asked her if I could get past because she was blocking the toilets haha

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

lemonjam said that whenever he read one of my posts he wanted to burn down a YMCA or s/t

[Cal.]

http://i.minus.com/ibxeeyENPNacgw.gif

[Crimson Dynamo]

leathernazi

actually it was rather good

[Shaun]

I think Salman / whatever generic boring personality was under the multi at the time called me 'autistic' which was quite funny and leftfield.

[Livia]

Oh loads.. Lots of anti-Semitic crap obviously. I try to have a few standard insults to throw back and sometimes I find a really bad swear word is good for shock value.

[Natalie.]

I've blocked most of them out to be honest :laugh:

[Livia]

I've blocked most of them out to be honest :laugh:

Good way to deal with it. It's not worth hanging on to crap is it.

[Ninastar]

Oh loads.. Lots of anti-Semitic crap obviously. I try to have a few standard insults to throw back and sometimes I find a really bad swear word is good for shock value.

heres one for you!!!! u r a stupid jew!!!!!111

[smudgie]

I am too boring to be insulted.:bawling:

[Liam-]

I got called a flowerpot in an argument once and I'm still not sure what it was supposed to mean.

[Ninastar]

I can't stop laughing at all these 'insults'. some people are just sooo bad, lmao

[Ninastar]

Also tbh, my worst ever insult was what I was like in year 10 and had no confidence. this boy kept stealing my stuff so I said '**** off, you....man!!!!"

its because my friend and I always call each other it, so it was the first thing to fly out of my mouth

then he was all like 'I am a man!!!1' but then went all shy and didnt say anything else to me for the rest of the lesson

it was a ****ty insult, but somehow it worked

[Denver]

Ive been called a 'Black Bastard' (because i told some freinds in school my grandad was jamaican) by someone who i never got on with in school despite the fact im white :shrug:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:umm2:

[T*]

'you think you know it all because you're american'
I'm not american

[Smithy]

When salman got banned and he blamed me and signed up under 15 different multis, all of which insulted me

I think smithysaville was my fave, but I can't remember all of them :sad:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

smithysaville :joker:

[Smithy]

I think Caitlin or Jonathan has a picture of them all, send it to me one of yall

[Jay.]

'jay is gay'

lmao oh you can rhyme how incredible, although at the time it made me want to kill myself lol

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

'bottom of the barrel white trash' :fan:

[Vicky.]

big tits...repeatedly at school.

I mean, come on. Half of the lasses were already moaning on about how they wanted tit jobs when they were old enough, yet for some reason they thought this was an insult?!

[Shaun]

*opens most hated wordpad files to see what scott's weaker insults were*

[Shaun]

"A discredit to homosexuals globally"

omg <3 scott hilton?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

*opens most hated wordpad files to see what scott's weaker insults were*

"A discredit to homosexuals globally"

omg <3 scott hilton?

omfg :joker:

[Shaun]

oh this one was too far

Hopefully he is about 13/14, if he is any older than that then he must have some sort of brain damage. He's actually a worse member than Smithy

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

novo :bored:

****

[Shaun]

it was locke actually

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

smithys 30stone nom was amazing omg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

it was locke actually

same thing

[Shaun]

omg some of the more random votes were priceless <3 <3 <3

Twilight - 14pts
bitch just pick a hair colour and stick to it

Nicky. - 7pts
Oh Lord, where do I begin? I cannot stand this mess, who is she? Honestly. Stupid bitch. What is she doing with her life? Why does she exist? Why do I still have her on Facebook... YES NICKY YOU STALK FAMOUS PEOPLE... WE GET IT... YES MCFLY SING SOMETIMES... WE HATE THEM... GO DIE. Bitch

Christina - 6pts
****ing ****

Niall - 3pts
Pervert. I can't even look at him in meet the members without having to try scrub myself

oddballmisfitsFTW - 1pt
- the way they insulted josies weight while bb11 was on was vile

<3 <3 <3

[Smithy]

The Niall one :laugh3:


My dissertation of a vote tho :flutter:

[Shaun]

yeah you really, really did not like 30stone :umm2:

[Smithy]

I did not :flutter:

[Smithy]

I don't even remember why tbh :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omfg niall :laugh3:

[Shaun]

this was when he was still known as 'Me!' :love:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

smithy do you still have your list

[Smithy]

Idk lemme look

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i miss the controversy thread :flutter:

[Shaun]

do you want me to post your votes, smithy

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

imagine another controversy :flutter:

[Smithy]

No I found them :fan:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

yes shaun

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

can you post mine

[Shaun]

if you insist

[Smithy]

The end of mine


So yea those are my 10, although honourable mention to; bobnot , MrXcX, Girth, Twilight, MrGaryy, Danielle1232 and WOMBAI who although piss me off, don’t do it well enough to make my top 10
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:joker: :joker:

[Shaun]

idk what order they were in bc i ordered them from most points to fewest in the file, but

Stacey
is generally OK but more than often not
thinks she be karen from mean girls always playing dumb when she know what really happening silly bitch

Thomas_C
complete utter ****. nuff said

Mr_XCX
constantly angry little wanker

Kazanne
dislikes pedobear, needs humour transplant

Claymores
****ing paranoid old goat

Ben
edit thread title - laugh at self

arista
why
he
post
like
this
all
the
time

James
ignorant bastard, never replies to PMs

30stone
log on, post in mtm, post in football thread, post in hot girl thread, log off

and the Twilight one I posted already

not the best selection

[Smithy]

Kazanne
dislikes pedobear, needs humour transplant

Ben
edit thread title - laugh at self


:joker:

[Denver]

What are you all on about? :shrug:

[Black Dagger]

Nobody ever comes up with witty insults for me. Chuff got the closest when we hated each other telling me I needed a good wash because I looked like a tramp or something :laugh:

What a goddess :love:

[JoshBB]

'gay' like bitch i know are u that stupid

[Denver]

I think the most stupid one is your mums a slag/byke

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

welp @ mine