Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Margarine.]

Example:

Fortunately: New filters mean our children are safe from pornography
Unfortunately: All of the horny teenagers will now impregnate one another and mean we have even more teenage pregnancies

I'll start:

Fortunately, Zac Efron is making new movies which means more shirtlessness xx

[Denver]

Unfortunatley Zac Efron is a Bad Actor

[Margarine.]

Unfortunatley Zac Efron is a Bad Actor

Fortunately: A lack of talent doesn't affect your looks, otherwise Katie Price would be screwed

[Denver]

Fortunately: A lack of talent doesn't affect your looks, otherwise Katie Price would be screwed

Unfortunately Katie P is married :bawling:

[MB.]

Fortunately... probably not for long.

[Margarine.]

Unfortunately Katie P is married :bawling:

Fortunately: It means that there's one less sex addict on the streets x

[JoshBB]

Unfortunately katie h becomes a sex addict to take her place

[Margarine.]

Unfortunately katie h becomes a sex addict to take her place

Fortunately: Her sexual activities in fields are an idealist opportunity for doggers

[Denver]

Fortunatley she is great at sex

[JoshBB]

unfortunately perez watched and uploaded it to his blog

[Margarine.]

unfortunately perez watched and uploaded it to his blog

Fortunately Perez was then arrested for his role in the Fappening

[Denver]

Unfortunatley Nobody has given Perez a black eye since the last time

[Margarine.]

Unfortunatley Nobody has given Perez a black eye since the last time

Fortunately: someone will give him a black dick in prison

[MB.]

Unfortunately, that person is Alexander O'Neal.

[Denver]

Fortunatley Alexander will be knighted

[MB.]

Unfortunately he won't, because he's American.

[Denver]

Fortunately it will be a honoury knighthood

[Margarine.]

Unfortunately, it's still not official and Alexander is executed for treason

[Denver]

Fortunately Nadia is also executed for nagging

[Margarine.]

Fortunately Nadia is also executed for nagging

Unfortunately, no one except the Loose Women attended her funeral

[Denver]

Fortunately they all fell in and were buried alive

[LukeB]

Unfortunately they all came back as Zombies

[Denver]

Fortunately Ken Morley takes them down

[LukeB]

Unfortunately Ken was secretly bitten by a Zombie so they is no hope in saving the world.

[MB.]

Fortunately the zombie Ken is less offensive than his regular self.

[MB.]

Somehow.

[Margarine.]

Fortunately the zombie Ken is less offensive than his regular self.

Unfortunately, an online petition means that Ken is incarcerated

[MB.]

Fortunately, an online petition means that Ken is incarcerated.

[JoshBB]

unfortunately perez also managed to film his incarceration and the old community is outraged..

[Denver]

Fortunately Perez is run over by Roxy Mitchell

[MB.]

Unfortunately, Roxy Mitchell is a fictional character in a soap opera.

[JoshBB]

fortunately that means perez is still alive to be hated, and the queen declares that she wants him exiled

[Denver]

UnFortunately Perez is hit by a ambulance rushing to the scene but surives

[JoshBB]

fortunately ken is actually alive too and a nurse turns around.. and it turns out... it is him.