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Miranda123
31-01-2015, 11:46 PM
Dont be an ex alcoholic bore

Just cause you had to give up the sauce cause you couldnt handle it, doesnt mean everyone has to remain dry!

Kavana does get a bit lairy in drink, but so what? he's pissed, as long as he isnt assaulting anyone or threatening people then he can do what the f..k he wants!

Keith needs NOT to turn into the new Cupid Stunt!

MB.
31-01-2015, 11:49 PM
Yes, you tell an ex-alcoholic to lighten up :clap1:

jaxie
31-01-2015, 11:50 PM
Dont be an ex alcoholic bore

Just cause you had to give up the sauce cause you couldnt handle it, doesnt mean everyone has to remain dry!

Kavana does get a bit lairy in drink, but so what? he's pissed, as long as he isnt assaulting anyone or threatening people then he can do what the f..k he wants!

Keith needs NOT to turn into the new Cupid Stunt!
This post makes me think of a lack of maturity and judgement. That's all I can say really.

bots
31-01-2015, 11:54 PM
Dont be an ex alcoholic bore

Just cause you had to give up the sauce cause you couldnt handle it, doesnt mean everyone has to remain dry!

Kavana does get a bit lairy in drink, but so what? he's pissed, as long as he isnt assaulting anyone or threatening people then he can do what the f..k he wants!

Keith needs NOT to turn into the new Cupid Stunt!

haha ... keith is his own man, and will win this easy, good to see he has the hopkins camp jumpy ... never seen her so tongue tied :hehe:

Jules2
01-02-2015, 12:03 AM
haha ... keith is his own man, and will win this easy, good to see he has the hopkins camp jumpy ... never seen her so tongue tied :hehe:

LOL its a game!! If Keith wins I say good luck to him, he is second favourite. I would like Katie H. Calum or Kav to win but as I said it is a game.

There is something to think about though I didnt realise that Keith was an ex alcoholic, now he should be more of a support and realise that Kav is entitled to a bit of fun.

The last task was brilliant, Keith did exceedingly well and Kav was hilarious. In fact they all did well and it was lovely to see them all getting along.

JoshBB
01-02-2015, 12:09 AM
LOL its a game!! If Keith wins I say good luck to him, he is second favourite. I would like Katie H. Calum or Kav to win but as I said it is a game.

There is something to think about though I didnt realise that Keith was an ex alcoholic, now he should be more of a support and realise that Kav is entitled to a bit of fun.

The last task was brilliant, Keith did exceedingly well and Kav was hilarious. In fact they all did well and it was lovely to see them all getting along.

KAV?!?!?! D:

darkestcornwall
01-02-2015, 12:22 AM
I have no problems with Silly old Cheggers,I am amazed he is taking it all so seriously.You would think with his vast experience of being an also ran,all be it a nice one,he would chill.
Perhaps he feels that in this confederacy of dunces he truly has a chance of winning.:nono::nono::nono:

Withano
01-02-2015, 01:04 AM
I think it's hard for people who don't have an addictive personality to understand addiction, it really does seem that easy! But I'm sure it's not.

jaxie
01-02-2015, 01:22 AM
LOL its a game!! If Keith wins I say good luck to him, he is second favourite. I would like Katie H. Calum or Kav to win but as I said it is a game.

There is something to think about though I didnt realise that Keith was an ex alcoholic, now he should be more of a support and realise that Kav is entitled to a bit of fun.

The last task was brilliant, Keith did exceedingly well and Kav was hilarious. In fact they all did well and it was lovely to see them all getting along.
There isn't really such a thing as an ex alcoholic only a sober alcoholic in recovery. I think Keith probably knows full well the slippery slope Kav is sliding down.

I would not say encouraging Kav to get drunk enough that he has no memory of his actions would be the right kind of fun Keith should or would want to be supporting. But I'm pretty sure he'd listen if Kav wanted to talk about his problem. In fact it seems somewhat ridiculous to me to suggest an alcoholic should be encouraging someone else to get drunk because its fun. :shrug:

GiRTh
01-02-2015, 01:22 AM
I thought Kav was a recovering addict?

jaxie
01-02-2015, 01:25 AM
I have no problems with Silly old Cheggers,I am amazed he is taking it all so seriously.You would think with his vast experience of being an also ran,all be it a nice one,he would chill.
Perhaps he feels that in this confederacy of dunces he truly has a chance of winning.:nono::nono::nono:

I'm not sure I know what you are talking about since your post seems completely unrelated to what's happening in the house. What is Keith taking so seriously? :shrug:
Do you know what you mean? Great emoticon use though. The wagging finger is one of my favs.

ebandit
01-02-2015, 08:39 AM
in the final week cheggas will get fit.............turn into a tanned adonis

...........bed cami................sing and dance.............and dumbfound BB with

his untimed wit

meanwhile in the real world nice but dull is all you're gonna get

Mark L

-Sue-
01-02-2015, 08:44 AM
Keith doesn't need advice he is his own man with a heart of gold :D

chuff me dizzy
01-02-2015, 08:48 AM
My advice would be ,put the dishcloth down ,lighten up stop camera watching and trying to get up Perverts arse

Kazanne
01-02-2015, 08:52 AM
My advice would be ,put the dishcloth down ,lighten up stop camera watching and trying to get up Perverts arse

I like keith,but I did smile when they showed him doing the housework and polishing the apples,not sure I would like watching that for 3 weeks,but he is lovely,you cant really dislike him.:wavey:

bots
01-02-2015, 08:54 AM
I like keith,but I did smile when they showed him doing the housework and polishing the apples,not sure I would like watching that for 3 weeks,but he is lovely,you cant really dislike him.:wavey:

He is a genuine nice man. If the negatives about him are he spends too much time cleaning, I will be happy :laugh:

MrWong
01-02-2015, 09:09 AM
He is a genuine nice man. If the negatives about him are he spends too much time cleaning, I will be happy :laugh:

That's a huge negative as far as i'm concerned. Not entertaining in the slightest or deserving of the win.

chuff me dizzy
01-02-2015, 09:10 AM
I like keith,but I did smile when they showed him doing the housework and polishing the apples,not sure I would like watching that for 3 weeks,but he is lovely,you cant really dislike him.:wavey:

I wanted to slap him silly, attention seeking ,arselicking little man !!!

Josy
01-02-2015, 09:39 AM
Keith doesn't need anyones advice, he's doing great on his own.

In fact the only reason he is getting 'hate' is due to him putting ol Hopkins firmly in her place.

-Sue-
01-02-2015, 09:43 AM
Keith doesn't need anyones advice, he's doing great on his own.

In fact the only reason he is getting 'hate' is due to him putting ol Hopkins firmly in her place.

so true :D

sampvt
01-02-2015, 09:45 AM
I thought Kav was a recovering addict?


No he is a recovering idiot

Tip
01-02-2015, 09:47 AM
No he is a recovering idiot

I didn't get the impression he was recovering from that.

sampvt
01-02-2015, 09:49 AM
I didn't get the impression he was recovering from that.

Obviously not as his attempts have failed badly, :cheer2:

Tip
01-02-2015, 09:52 AM
Obviously not as his attempts have failed badly, :cheer2:

Amazingly we actually seem to be in accord :laugh:

jaxie
01-02-2015, 10:31 AM
I like keith,but I did smile when they showed him doing the housework and polishing the apples,not sure I would like watching that for 3 weeks,but he is lovely,you cant really dislike him.:wavey:

He mentioned he does the cleaning to alleviate the boredom. It must be hard sometimes to fill the time in there and there don't seem to have been many tasks this series.

jaxie
01-02-2015, 10:37 AM
I wanted to slap him silly, attention seeking ,arselicking little man !!!
I think this is where half the forum accuses you of battery because you want to slap him. The rest of us know its really all talk and no trousers!

jaxie
01-02-2015, 10:39 AM
Keith doesn't need anyones advice, he's doing great on his own.

In fact the only reason he is getting 'hate' is due to him putting ol Hopkins firmly in her place.
#cheggersownedhopkins
:laugh:

poppsywoppsy
01-02-2015, 10:39 AM
I wish he would get over his cleaning.

Not because he is doing it but because he is acting the martyr.

Is this how he feels part of the group but it would get on my nerves, his always cleaning up after others as if he is a better person than others, because he does it.

This reminds me of the person at a party who constantly goes round with a bin bag rather than enjoying the party and miss out on having a good time, but feels superior because no one else is doing it.

Boring Keith, a rota is easily arranged but then you refused to do that so you can look good.

bots
01-02-2015, 10:43 AM
in fairness to Keith, his first nomination was to Perez for skid marks on his cheese sandwich :laugh:

Cleanliness is a big thing to him, maybe he is a bit OCD, maybe its his way of coping, either way ... Cami shouldn't have left her tea on the work surface :fist:

Kazanne
01-02-2015, 10:46 AM
Keith doesn't need anyones advice, he's doing great on his own.

In fact the only reason he is getting 'hate' is due to him putting ol Hopkins firmly in her place.

No 'hate' from me,infact no hate for any of them,hate is such a strong emotion ,I like Keith,wouldn't mind him winning,but c'mon as a housemate he isn't very,erm how can I put it ? entertaining

Black Dagger
01-02-2015, 10:46 AM
No he is a recovering idiot

Might need another stint in rehab for that then.

jaxie
01-02-2015, 10:51 AM
No 'hate' from me,infact no hate for any of them,hate is such a strong emotion ,I like Keith,wouldn't mind him winning,but c'mon as a housemate he isn't very,erm how can I put it ? entertaining
I found it incredibly entertaining when he owned Hopkins.

chuff me dizzy
01-02-2015, 10:56 AM
I think this is where half the forum accuses you of battery because you want to slap him. The rest of us know its really all talk and no trousers!

Ask me if I give a flying one? and stop the personal attacks ,read the rules they are posted ^^^

jaxie
01-02-2015, 11:04 AM
Ask me if I give a flying one? and stop the personal attacks ,read the rules they are posted ^^^

That wasn't a personal attack it was an idiom. But nice way to deflect. :shrug:

Josy
01-02-2015, 11:13 AM
No 'hate' from me,infact no hate for any of them,hate is such a strong emotion ,I like Keith,wouldn't mind him winning,but c'mon as a housemate he isn't very,erm how can I put it ? entertaining

Entertainment is a completely individual preference though

I personally don't find constant arguing bitching and drama to be entertaining but each to their own.

jaxie
01-02-2015, 11:16 AM
Entertainment is a completely individual preference though

I personally don't find constant arguing bitching and drama to be entertaining but each to their own. I think the Jim Davidson house was a lot more fun than the last two series have been. There has been so much anger in the last two. Jim's series had its anger too but there was also plenty of fun and laughter to balance it out. The love triangle in that season was the best showmance ever. It was incredibly amusing watching Lee dig his hole!

Niamh.
01-02-2015, 02:52 PM
Keith doesn't need anyones advice, he's doing great on his own.

In fact the only reason he is getting 'hate' is due to him putting ol Hopkins firmly in her place.

:clap1:

Lostie!
01-02-2015, 03:10 PM
I'm not an ex alcoholic, and I think Kavana is an awful drunk too. Keith's past is irrelevant to him having an opinion on Kavana turning into a knobhead when he's had too many.

Like Kavana, I'm quite a lightweight when drinking (it's sort of a running joke with my friends now :laugh:), but I don't become an aggressive, obnoxious fool. :shrug:

Pincho Paxton
01-02-2015, 03:11 PM
Kav should limit his drinking more. I limit mine, and I'm well behaved when drunk.

power2thepeople
01-02-2015, 03:34 PM
I found it incredibly entertaining when he owned Hopkins.

As did I. Do I worry that he tries to advise Kav on his drinking? Nope. Any more than Michelle can advise Pricey to stop chatting about her exes or Hopkins to advise anyone on motherhood. There's plenty of sanctimonious 'advice' being flung around that house. Including Cami's drinking.

He shut her down. Shutting either Perez or Hopkins down is entertaining for me. Both massive egos.

Stormy
01-02-2015, 03:41 PM
Nahh...Keith is pretty harmless. The reality is that he was upset by being told to **** off by Kav and being goaded to pick a side by Hopkins. As a result, he went after both of them. I can't blame him really.

I'm kind of disappointed that he doesn't see that Perez is inflaming the situation between him and Hopkins, but it doesn't change my opinion of him overall. I hope he makes it to the end.