TiBB Lounge™ - Part 5 (In association with Heartbeat Song on iTunes 22/2)

[Daniel.]

Jose Mourhino slays :nono:

[Udanax]

brb changing my sig to spongebob pics

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oh be quiet you

[Daniel.]

camgu

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@ daniel

[LukeB]

Yasss I'm on Fake Week on BB8! I'll watch it tomorrow :flutter:

[Daniel.]

Scott reply to my PM I want to tell you more about Soho

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brb changing my sig to spongebob pics

and what is wrong with spongebob? :umm:

i'll admit it's not as sophisticated as bobs burgers but we can't all have stunning taste

[Udanax]

you crossed the line there boo

(I'm confused as to whether this is an actual argument btw)

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lizard lick towing should replace CBB

[Daniel.]

rlly

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why did you ask me to reply to your pm so that you could tell me something then when i did you didn't reply back

[Daniel.]

Scott come and join Skype NOW

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i'm in bed so i can't

[Daniel.]

I wanted you to join mine and Tommy's call http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar58838_269.gif

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you don't even cam thoe

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when you just IM on dkype is it still classed as a call

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skype

[Daniel.]

No lol just talking like a phone call

[Daniel.]

And we will cam u if u do

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you mean mic?

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and why would i cam

[Daniel.]

yes mic and bcos u would idk

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anyway

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i love teleshopping

[Daniel.]

its just us

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wha

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i really miss my ducks

[Daniel.]

what

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i miss my ducks

[Daniel.]

I hope your ok

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http://i29.tinypic.com/9izhar.jpg

<//3

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http://i29.tinypic.com/35hlkht.jpg

dead charlie :sad:

[Daniel.]

omf that is so cute

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they are all dead now /liz

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donald and louis might still be alive idk i haven't seen them since 2010

[Daniel.]

why are they left

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what

[AnnieK]

:douf:

[Daniel.]

i mean

why have they left

[Vanessa]

I can't sleep. :sad:

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oh bc they kept bullying the dog and my garden wasn't really big enough so i gave them to some woman with a massive garden and a pond

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the dog in that pic is charlie 1 hes dead but i have charlie 2 now

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my other dog died too um i'm like that kid with the braces from finding nemo

fat annie had cancer tho she died in september last tear

[Daniel.]

:(

How many dogs do you have

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two

charlie 2 and archie

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archie is named after archie mitchell from EE he is shady af

[Daniel.]

Oh I love dogs

I want one

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pmg i found more pics :emosh:

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http://i.imgur.com/bOXJJlzl.jpg

that is charlie 1 with archie

[Daniel.]

the golden one :love:

[Shaun]

omg i remember him :love:

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http://i.imgur.com/jb3C5VGl.jpg

:flutter:

[Daniel.]

pretty

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*brings out the dead pets album to get the sob story vote in coach trip*

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i love sleeping so much egh

[Natalie.]

been awake since 4 :sad:

[Mokka]

Morning then Morrissey

[Natalie.]

Good morning :douf:

[Natalie.]

Glad cbb is nearly over

[Jessica.]

Me too. :bored:

[Jake.]

I don't like being up at this time on my day off I'd much rather ne in bed till at least 12

[Jake.]

I might go to sainsbury's just for chocolate I have a craving

[LukeB]

Waiting for my step mother to pick me up to go Wales :worry:

[Firewire]

I passed my exam [emoji3]

[Firewire]

http://i.imgur.com/I5SuH7M.jpg

interesting

[Jake.]

not me walking in and finding a 'bubbly's in the fridge' note left on the side

[Firewire]

not me walking in and finding a 'bubbly's in the fridge' note left on the side

lmao

[Jay.]

bye @ u exposing my ass

http://cdn1.theodysseyonline.com/files/2014/12/15/635542170838262822-1712763104_the-mindy-project-be.gif

[LukeB]

It's so cold.

[LukeB]

I'm that bored I listened to Number 8 thing for 10 minutes.

[Jay.]

not me walking in and finding a 'bubbly's in the fridge' note left on the side

omg i get this now, I thought you meant irl but Jonathan just explained lmfao

[Jake.]

omg i get this now, I thought you meant irl but Jonathan just explained lmfao

mess

[Jay.]

we were talking about my cousins baby btw i wasn't just broody for no reason

[LukeB]

omg i get this now, I thought you meant irl but Jonathan just explained lmfao

idgi

[Jay.]

it's from eastenders apparently

[Jake.]

yes it is

[Jake.]

and it was also in reference to you cheating on me

[Daniel.]

I always wake up so late these days I need a routine

[LukeB]

My mother has made some curry :omgno:

[Daniel.]

I haven't ate today I'm preparing for Soho

[Liam-]

bDjy147ybIs

Iconic

[LukeB]

I really do dislike the QuickType box on the iphone keyboards.

[Daniel.]

bDjy147ybIs

Iconic

lmao

when was that

[Jay.]

and it was also in reference to you cheating on me

:worry: we could have a polygamous marriage?

[Jake.]

:worry: we could have a polygamous marriage?

Stop offering me what you've offered to others

You're a sick bitch

http://i.imgur.com/SXkYZfT.png

[Firewire]

:worry: we could have a polygamous marriage?

you said you wanted a monogamous relationship http://i.imgur.com/OvRl6yQs.jpg

[Braden]

Idk whether to go out tonight :worry:

it's 2 for 1 but I cba

[Jake.]

Idk whether to go out tonight :worry:

it's 2 for 1 but I cba

yes because alcohol >

[Jay.]

you said you wanted a monogamous relationship http://i.imgur.com/OvRl6yQs.jpg

Stop offering me what you've offered to others

You're a sick bitch

http://i.imgur.com/SXkYZfT.png

What a predicament

http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/linda-nolan2-460x271.jpg

[Jake.]

I'm in love with Emma Roberts anyway

[Daniel.]

You know I'm just human after all :bop:

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http://i.imgur.com/I5SuH7M.jpg

interesting

omg :joker:

[LukeB]

http://i.imgur.com/lg4Uqix.jpg

[Jake.]

it's snowing how lovely

[Daniel.]

I love chavs

[Braden]

omg that episode of The Simpsons.

I remember having recorded on tape and watching it constantly when I was younger. :flutter:

[Shaun]

which one was it boo

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the bodyguard ep? :flutter:

[Braden]

Yeah it was The Bodyguard episode, Shaun :love:

[Shaun]

oh omg slay :flutter:

[Jake.]

omg my bose headphones (a christmas present from my mum) arrived at her work today :flutter:

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season 10 is honestly amazing

probs my fav

[LukeB]

fail

[Jake.]

season 10 is honestly amazing

probs my fav

truth

the simpsons back then >> pretty much any television show

[Shaun]

the greatest episode = Simpson & Delilah, did i lie

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simpson_and_Delilah

[Shaun]

-expects this in scott's avi soon-

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/content/screenshots/episodes/7f02/7f02_032.jpg

[Jake.]

Karl's voice used to scare me

[Shaun]

i can definitely see why

harvey fierstein :love: (idk why i :love: him i only know him from this episode and playing Mrs. Doubtfire's make-up artist brother)

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i dont use seasons 1-3 sorry shuanne

[Firewire]

the simpsons > any of Seth MacFarlane's "comedies"

[Daniel.]

Season six >>>>>

[Braden]

Does life really need another ****ing Keith Lemon show??

[Jake.]

omg and these are wireless :flutter: I'm in love

[Jay.]

I'm not really keen on him, but this clip is actually quite funny though

dUOSL0D_f1k

[Glenn.]

The Simpsons episode where marge gets mugged is the best of all time. When they wheel her out of the house and shes telling then how scared she is. Then she gets muscles and beats her mugger up.

[Smithy]

Umm, no, a street care named marge >>>

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homer setting fire to the beehive :flutter:

[Glenn.]

GVcyK4O9iBs

[T*]

hello

[Daniel.]

Something like a throw back :eyes:

[Jay.]

jonathan where are you i want that baby now

[Shaun]

oh dear god i just watched patrick's bb audition

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http://i.imgur.com/Np16yGH.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/EcPcBXq.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/RZw0538.jpg

:flutter:

[T*]

Goslings or Duckings? <3

[Jay.]

aw scott are they yours?

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they were

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Goslings or Duckings? <3

runner ducks :flutter:

[Liam-]

Ugh, Funhouse is sf good, i forgot how good it was.

[Jay.]

aw they were so cute, we used to have ducks too </3

[T*]

runner ducks :flutter:

omg we were gonna get some <3
We may be getting a pygmy goat now :flutter:

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they started hatching at like 9am one morning and they were only fully out of the shell at like 5 pm i was sat there like

http://www.planetaurbe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/276232_Papel-de-Parede-Meme-So-Cute_1920x1200.jpg

for 9 hours

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i want to get another duckling but the cat would probs kill it so

[T*]

What happened to them? :worry:

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i gave them to an irish woman with a pond

[T*]

oh cool

[Black Dagger]

Tiger bread is delicious

[T*]

have you applied for ct yet lucas

[Firewire]

jonathan where are you i want that baby now

omg i can't just pop one out

[LukeB]

Off to wales :dazzler:

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i love wales

[Mokka]

have a good trip Luke

[Jay.]

omg i can't just pop one out

do we have to have the sex http://i.imgur.com/pXLvpeM.jpg

[Jay.]

Have a nice time Luke <3

[T*]

*hears liam hurrying to relocate to england*
no but really have a great time luke :love:

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where are you staying luke :flutter:

[Liam-]

*hears liam hurrying to relocate to england*


:joker:

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liam you don't live in wales

[T*]

should i change my sig

[Liam-]

Peter, i live in Cardiff keep up

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no you don't

http://i.imgur.com/2Wspdkn.png

[Daniel.]

I'm going to London

[LukeB]

where are you staying luke :flutter:

Amlwch :flutter:

[Firewire]

jay is harassing me for sex does everyone else see this

[T*]

what a lovely couple

[LukeB]

And thanks everyone :)

[Jay.]

its actually the other way around he's messaging me rn asking to meet up and to bring my fleshlight/ipad add on :worry:

[Firewire]

its actually the other way around he's messaging me rn asking to meet up and to bring my fleshlight/ipad add on :worry:

receipts

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I'm going to London

why didn't you tell us sooner!

Amlwch :flutter:

who

[Jay.]

receipts

ok but i didn't want to do this!!!

http://i.imgur.com/NrYaPG3.png

[Jay.]

why didn't you tell us sooner!


:joker:

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welp cucumber is on and my dad is here

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the last time i watched anything like this with my dad (it was hedwig and the angry inch) every so often he would turn to me and tut and shake his head like every gay person in the world exists bc of me

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hE JUST DID IT OMGG :joker:

[Jay.]

:joker:

[Mokka]

Awkward


anyone try to watch tofu yet... and is it worth it?

[Firewire]

ok but i didn't want to do this!!!

http://i.imgur.com/NrYaPG3.png

http://media.tumblr.com/2d12d8da15b6e1ad6d75f28ea2fa84fa/tumblr_naqr6vcd9b1ssb29qo1_250.gif

[Smithy]

Jonathan you're disgusting

[Liam-]

Isn't cucumber just about a bunch of slutty gays?

[Firewire]

Jonathan you're disgusting

what can i say

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yeah

[Firewire]

Isn't cucumber just about a bunch of slutty gays?

not really, it's about a gay man who has never had sex essentially (but there is some slutty gays in it too)

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at the start of tonights ep they showed a bunch of guys cumming in a supermarket

[Liam-]

At least they're not leaking in a supermarket i suppose

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i'm not surprised smithy leaks :flutter:

[Firewire]

at the start of tonights ep they showed a bunch of guys cumming in a supermarket

smithy?

[Liam-]

not really, it's about a gay man who has never had sex essentially (but there is some slutty gays in it too)

Me and my Mum saw some of the adverts for it and i felt so awkward

[Daniel.]

why didn't you tell us sooner!


You were asking me loads about it so

[Liam-]

i'm not surprised smithy leaks :flutter:

Is this like, a Gaga material joke or?

[Firewire]

You were asking me loads about it so

he was being sarcastic

[Jay.]

wait did people think that screenshot was real :worry:

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Is this like, a Gaga material joke or?

no :flutter:

[Firewire]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/cfc883405d3c9e7191a94a97be16d7fa/tumblr_nj2l8hnBrv1sj0oe0o1_540.png

[Firewire]

wait did people think that screenshot was real :worry:

no one is that thick

[Daniel.]

he was being sarcastic

Nno he text me about it so

[Jay.]

no one is that thick

I know but I was having doubts

[Smithy]

i'm not surprised smithy leaks :flutter:

:joker:

[Jake.]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/cfc883405d3c9e7191a94a97be16d7fa/tumblr_nj2l8hnBrv1sj0oe0o1_540.png

:joker:

[Jay.]

wait theres going to be a sharknado 3? why was there even a second? :suspect:

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cucumber is trash

[Firewire]

james jordan is a prick

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that reminds me i have an actual cucumber in the fridge

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i forgot to put it in my smoothie i might just put it on my eyes instead

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i don't have bags bc i sleep 17 hours a day

[Jay.]

cucumber is vile within a smoothie ew

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i went to the STD clinic today btw it was gross

[Firewire]

i had a milkshake today

[T*]

that reminds me i have an actual cucumber in the fridge


I just opened the thread to this
I was curious where the thread got to lmao

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i had a milkshake today

:joker:

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there was a really hot guy in the clinic (a few actually) i felt intimidated but i was lit af so i didn't care really

[T*]

i went to the STD clinic today btw it was gross


why

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why

erm why do people normally go :umm2:

[LukeB]

why didn't you tell us sooner!



who

It's in Anglesey

[Firewire]

omg pricey's iconic line

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freddie is trash i hate him

dean >>>

[Jay.]

I love katie p

[Jay.]

omg is the whole show the task lmao

[Firewire]

pricey needs to win now

[Jake.]

pricey needs to win now

tbh

'boring old slag' >> Perez's existence

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yall letting the side down not watching cucumber delete ARTPOP from your itunes libraries please

[Jake.]

ok but i didn't want to do this!!!

http://i.imgur.com/NrYaPG3.png

enjoy sucking his cock because he ****ed my pussy last night so enjoy tasting my pussy

[Brother Leon]

erm why do people normally go :umm2:

:joker:

[Firewire]

enjoy sucking his cock because he ****ed my pussy last night so enjoy tasting my pussy

you > jay

[Jake.]

you > jay

what kind of truth

[Black Dagger]

Freddie is such a rancid queen. I can't decide if this dilf he's boning is actually hot.

[Jay.]

enjoy sucking his cock because he ****ed my pussy last night so enjoy tasting my pussy

:joker:

[Jay.]

you > jay

:o

[Black Dagger]

Sent my coach trip thing in lol

[Firewire]

"i need a poo" pricey has sealed her win

[Jake.]

ty

[Firewire]

:o

he does things to me that i cannot explain

[Firewire]

ty

dylan ignored me btw

[Jay.]

he does things to me that i cannot explain

I thought I was the only person you cammed with?!

[Smithy]

enjoy sucking his cock because he ****ed my pussy last night so enjoy tasting my pussy

:laugh2:

[Jake.]

dylan ignored me btw

trash

[Firewire]

trash

ikr he said he was excited to take part the other day

[Jay.]

omg i love katie h :flutter:

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Freddie is such a rancid queen. I can't decide if this dilf he's boning is actually hot.

same lmao i can't stand him

i think the guy is hot though

and the diver guy that lance wants to **** is hot but a dick

like why did he tell him that he had a hard on when he was talking to him then act like a dick when he phoned him um /you can't lead them on then cry rape cath

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jay why is that your custom status lmao

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is that his teacher or

[Jay.]

well i use the animal emoji's mostly like they mean different things

like the ladybird means 'dead' and the poodle is like proud and stuff, the whale is my fave because its like if you've just spilt some tea or like well look at that i can't describe it but its just a thing i do

[Firewire]

why did niall post a pic of his arm veins

[Jay.]

did i describe that right idek but yeah

[Black Dagger]

same lmao i can't stand him

i think the guy is hot though

and the diver guy that lance wants to **** is hot but a dick

like why did he tell him that he had a hard on when he was talking to him then act like a dick when he phoned him um /you can't lead them on then cry rape cath

And umm at him trying to ring his sister in law. What a mess. Just take his dick and shut up tbh.

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And umm at him trying to ring his sister in law. What a mess. Just take his dick and shut up tbh.

henry filming his nephew and that polish guy :worry:

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why did niall post a pic of his arm veins

hes probs on heroin now bc its trendy on tumblr

[Daniel.]

If Hopkins wins :worry:

[Firewire]

hes probs on heroin now bc its trendy on tumblr

screaming

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oh the heroin thing isn't as funny now bc he actually said it himself on tumblr i just checked

[Smithy]

hes probs on heroin now bc its trendy on tumblr

The caption was something to do with being a heroin addict :joker:

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his arms are kinda scary

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/27/article-0-05DAE8B2000005DC-509_468x689.jpg

teas

[Firewire]

where is the lie

[Black Dagger]

henry filming his nephew and that polish guy :worry:

Lmao I was disturbed. But that polish guy was so hot. Banana should focus on him instead of all these dykes

[Black Dagger]

If Hopkins wins :worry:

She is trash.

[Liam-]

henry filming his nephew and that polish guy :worry:

This show sounds like a mess

[Daniel.]

She is trash.

Spill that tea

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Lmao I was disturbed. But that polish guy was so hot. Banana should focus on him instead of all these dykes

lmao screaming @ henry mY NEPHEW IS 15 YOU ****

[Firewire]

i'm watching now

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omg death @ lance turning up at the end :joker:

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i love lance