last text message you received

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

'you're disgusting no offence'

[Jay.]

'why does your tumblr have pictures of forests and stuff that's just plain boring'

two people have branded my tumblr as crap today it's not even funny any more :worry:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:joker:

[LukeB]

"When is your driving test"

[Liam-]

'Stop texting me it's embarrassing'

From my Mum.

[Marsh.]

"Face pic?"

[Samuel.]

"Just gone toilet so might meet you back at yours haha"

[Drew.]

"Gaaaay"

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

"Face pic?"

liar :sleep:

[Marsh.]

liar :sleep:

I didn't mean you. :shocked:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

why would someone have your number but not know what you look like

[Firewire]

"Your latest bill is now ready to view at My O2..."

[Daniel.]

Hi n****

From Scott x

[Jack_]

£4865 IS STILL waiting in your name, Its for the accident you had! To claim this ASAP fill out the form at http://www.CalculateMyClaim.so/

[Firewire]

£4865 IS STILL waiting in your name, Its for the accident you had! To claim this ASAP fill out the form at http://www.CalculateMyClaim.so/

get money bitch

[LemonJam]

"Remember to wash your penis regularly"

[Glenn.]

"I'm gonna go now then nicks rushing me"

[Ramsay]

'' ya sweet boi i'll let ya know''

[Gstar]

"face time"

[Marsh.]

get money bitch

:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

yall so messy

[Marsh.]

why would someone have your number but not know what you look like

Swapping numbers on sex chatrooms.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:sleep:

[Amy Jade]

she is such an ugly slag Xx

[Daniel.]

she is such an ugly slag Xx

Bitching I see

http://i.imgur.com/BJOdyCC.gif

[coffee]

"Oooooo I can imagine it being hard lol"

[Amy Jade]

Bitching I see

http://i.imgur.com/BJOdyCC.gif

Indeed!

[Xtopher]

"Cut ur nose"

[Daniel.]

"No" and a picture of said person looking sad

[Iceman]

"I have putcheen 100%, when are you coming down??"

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

'hi this is ur rly hot boyfriend that is hot cant w8 2c u been thinkin about u a lot l8ly'

[Marsh.]

:sleep:

Why do you keep shading me bitch?

[Rob!]

"I'll be top next time."

:suspect: at you thinking I'm lying.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

moving on

[Daniel.]

"So bored"

Guess who

[Iceman]

Shilpa shetty

[Daniel.]

No

Scott, of course

[Iceman]

No

Scott, of course
Close enough :laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

daniel do you mind

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omfg your reply i just cackled

[Shaun]

"OMG noooo"

[Iceman]

Hi n***** (: how're you? Me? I'm good. Hehe. Thinkin' about your black ass. It's making my pussy a little wet too. Hehe : P Just a little bit though. Yeah... I was thinking about you um, licking my pussy. Hahaha. You'd like that wouldn't you? Mmm... I'd like that too, but you're gonna have to beg for it. Cause i'm not just gonna stick this pussy into any n****** face. Yeah... That's a good ******... Beg for this little white pussy.

Seriously :laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

"What's it gonna be 'cuz I can't pretend
Don't you want to be more than friends
Hold me tight and don't let go
Don't let go
You have the right to lose control
Don't let go"

[Calderyon]

It´s usually one of those X-rated company seeking messages or Mobile phone subscription discount offers.

[Crimson Dynamo]

"will you take me to pony club?"

[Josy]

'Last minute overtime again then?'

[Niamh.]

Luke: CRFC U11's Training Sat Feb 14th 10:00AM @ home. games next 3 weeks... Text Y or N.

[Niamh.]

"Remember to wash your penis regularly"

:shocked:

[Jack.]

"Hey Sorry I was asleep! You alright :)?"

[Daniel.]

Yes plz

[Kazanne]

"On my way home,what's for tea? xx

[Daniel.]

Omf ur actually gross

[Firewire]

"Up or downstairs?"

[Crimson Dynamo]

"dad can i have my weekend tenner?"

:idc:

[Kyle]

Kyle if you don't leave me alone seriously I'll get a restraining order on you again.

[Daniel.]

Kyle if you don't leave me alone seriously I'll get a restraining order on you again.

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Kyle]

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

So basically I can't talk to Kazanne anymore.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

anyway

[Daniel.]

So basically I can't talk to Kazanne anymore.

However will you cope

http://i.imgur.com/BJOdyCC.gif

[LukeB]

"hahahaa"

[Brother Leon]

"Lemme know tomorrow"

[Jarrod]

"Let me know what it's like"

[Josy]

"ok"

****ing hate text messages like this it's completely pointless :laugh:

[Iceman]

"Meet you around 3 and we should get a good seat for the match, town will be packed with the French too so best off getting in early"

[Babayaro.]

"Do you want the rest of these maltesers" that's as exciting as it gets

[kirklancaster]

Swapping numbers on sex chatrooms.

:laugh:

[DemolitionRed]

"This is a picture of my skunk"

My sister is doing a small animal course!

[Jay.]

"Do a make up tutorial! hahahaha"

:bored:

[Firewire]

"Do a make up tutorial! hahahaha"

:bored:

:joker:

[Babayaro.]

"This is a picture of my skunk"

My sister is doing a small animal course!


Misread skunk :hehe:

[Josy]

"Is half eleven alright"

[Glenn.]

"Good morning Glenn, thanks for your enquiry. I'll have a look at the dates for you, we normally use the villa ourselves in November but don't have anything planned for next year at that time. I'll get back to you at the start of next week if that's ok? Kind regards Fiona"

[Crimson Dynamo]

"MOTHER f UCK YOU AND jOHN wAYNE"

[LukeB]

"You either say how you feel and **** it up or say nothing and let it **** you up instead"

[Daniel.]

"Yes send"

[Jack.]

"Why,what's happened?"

[Jake.]

'Bubbly's in the fridge' http://i.imgur.com/iMYY3R5s.jpg

[Crimson Dynamo]

"dad can you wash my bag in my room coz it smells of horses"

[Jay.]

'cant wait pal x'

[Loukas]

'Arsenals on tho so can i meet u now, or in an hour or so?'

[Xtopher]

"I feel like I have more sperm to abort"

[Jack_]

Hahaha yayyyy thank you! Xxxxxxxxx

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

"I feel like I have more sperm to abort"

:umm2: