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I actually just saw someone on fb say they were 'off to give the boyfriend his valentines BJ' and they were completely serious but that's not whats making me laugh, the next comment was from their granny yes granny asking 'whats that hen?' the status is now gone hahahah :laugh:
Is nothing private any more? :laugh3:
Firewire
13-02-2015, 11:50 PM
"what's that hen?" :laugh2:
GypsyGoth
13-02-2015, 11:57 PM
:laugh2:
Granny is gonna go into cardiac arrest when curiosity gets the better of her and she decides to google it.
smudgie
14-02-2015, 01:10 AM
I am sure granny had another name for it:shrug:
Daniel.
14-02-2015, 01:11 AM
Screaming
Jords
14-02-2015, 01:46 AM
That was just to advertise her active sexual life. Shes a damn fool.
Shaun
14-02-2015, 01:53 AM
what if that's the last thing she posts
what if she chokes on her fella's wishbone
she's gonna look pretty stupid then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lostie!
14-02-2015, 02:13 AM
Granny is gonna go into cardiac arrest when curiosity gets the better of her and she decides to google it.
what if that's the last thing she posts
what if she chokes on her fella's wishbone
she's gonna look pretty stupid then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:laugh2:
Natalie.
14-02-2015, 06:27 AM
why would you post that? :laugh:
kirklancaster
14-02-2015, 07:52 AM
Granny is gonna go into cardiac arrest when curiosity gets the better of her and she decides to google it.
Maybe Granny will have her memory jogged and start pleasing Grandad. False teeth in glass of water time. :yuk: :laugh:
mizzy25
14-02-2015, 07:54 AM
PMSL
Crimson Dynamo
14-02-2015, 08:43 AM
this is why i despise facebook
Iceman
14-02-2015, 08:53 AM
The gran was smart. Hen off to the Cock. She knew.
jackc1806
14-02-2015, 09:04 AM
I hope like the next time they have dinner or something the granny is like 'did you enjoy your Valentines BJ?' :joker:
Kazanne
14-02-2015, 10:41 AM
I actually just saw someone on fb say they were 'off to give the boyfriend his valentines BJ' and they were completely serious but that's not whats making me laugh, the next comment was from their granny yes granny asking 'whats that hen?' the status is now gone hahahah :laugh:
Is nothing private any more? :laugh3:
:joker::joker:
this is why i despise facebook
this is why I love Facebook
Ross.
14-02-2015, 11:47 AM
Omg :laugh2:
Have we got any updates from the boyfriend on his valentines BJ yet Josy?
Cherie
14-02-2015, 11:54 AM
this is why i despise facebook
:clap1:
Crimson Dynamo
14-02-2015, 12:12 PM
Have we got any updates from the boyfriend on his valentines BJ yet Josy?
:nono:
Josy is too busy today honing her BJ technique of a length of copper pipe for tonights sextravaganda with her man to be updating you
:nono:
Josy is too busy today honing her BJ technique of a length of copper pipe for tonights sextravaganda with her man to be updating you
Sorry Josy's husband. :worry:
Crimson Dynamo
14-02-2015, 12:33 PM
Sorry Josy's husband. :worry:
by 6 pm she will be able to suck limpets of the Bass Rock from 3 nautical miles
How dare you
Please don't ban leathertrumpet :worry:
Crimson Dynamo
14-02-2015, 12:52 PM
Please don't ban leathertrumpet :worry:
again
again
Your card is marked son. I will light a candle for you.
Enjoy your two days off while I spread vicious rumours around the forum that it you who is the the dolphin ****er.
Crimson Dynamo
14-02-2015, 12:56 PM
Your card is marked son. I will light a candle for you.
Enjoy your two days off while I spread vicious rumours around the forum that it you who is the the dolphin ****er.
:fist:
I was peeing in the sea and the bitch backed into me
Marsh.
14-02-2015, 01:00 PM
Maybe Granny will have her memory jogged and start pleasing Grandad. False teeth in glass of water time. :yuk: :laugh:
:joker::joker::joker:
Nice to see you back. :thumbs:
by 6 pm she will be able to suck limpets of the Bass Rock from 3 nautical miles
:laugh3:
:fist:
I was peeing in the sea and the bitch backed into me
:laugh: Damn those females and their over sexualised bodies. I bet the slutty dolphin was showing too much skin too.
Old people are stupid lol
kirklancaster
16-02-2015, 05:37 PM
:joker::joker::joker:
Nice to see you back. :thumbs:
:joker: Thanks Marsh - and thanks for missing me.
kirklancaster
16-02-2015, 05:38 PM
:laugh: Damn those females and their over sexualised bodies. I bet the slutty dolphin was showing too much skin too.
FFS :joker:
Calderyon
16-02-2015, 06:37 PM
There is thing called "too much information", which some people on Facebook have obviously have never heard of.
'whats that henny' http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3kwj6SBKX1qbzqexo1_r3_500.gif
D:
Slap a ban on her Josy :nono:
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