USA : man who had sex with a dolphin called Dolly

[arista]

Whatever Next


"Brenner had initially gone to the park in Florida where Dolly was kept on a photography project and it “took her literally about 3 or 4 months to begin to win me over”.


http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/heres-what-the-man-who-had-sex-with-a-dolphin-has-to-say--xJWNXuG8ng

[Kyle]

"It felt like I was making love with the ocean itself. It felt like, first of all, that I had forgiven myself - gotten over my hesitations about finally giving her what she wanted.

When I had that realisation, then it just seemed there was this energy surging between us, growing more intense, bringing us both to orgasm. Some scientists say that female animals don’t have orgasms, but I know she did. She vocalised it."

How the **** can you tell a Dolphin wants sex? :shrug:

Does it lie on it's back and throw it's flippers over it's head or something?

[arista]

"It felt like I was making love with the ocean itself. It felt like, first of all, that I had forgiven myself - gotten over my hesitations about finally giving her what she wanted.

When I had that realisation, then it just seemed there was this energy surging between us, growing more intense, bringing us both to orgasm. Some scientists say that female animals don’t have orgasms, but I know she did. She vocalised it."

How the **** can you tell a Dolphin wants sex? :shrug:

Does it lie on it's back and throw it's flippers over it's head or something?



Yes he is Crazy

[Jay.]

You can't tell me you've never thought about it :idc:

(that was a joke btw, I feel the need to state that just in case omg)

[armand.kay]

Ok.

[Josy]

I just have nothing left to say

[kirklancaster]

There's something fishy about this story. It can't have been a deliberate act because he didn't do it on porpoise. :blush: And if he did, then I hope he ends up with a Moby Dick. :laugh:

[Z]

Dolphinitely worth it

[Jake.]

Dolphinitely worth it

Anddddd Fin.

[Crimson Dynamo]

ew a fishy minge

[Cherie]

Is having sex with animals legal now? Shouldn't he be arrested :suspect:

[arista]

Is having sex with animals legal now? Shouldn't he be arrested :suspect:


Yes he should be arrested

[Tom4784]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/8d376bd6a58e4f622806a33e8c105c08/tumblr_inline_n2cqjkDzbx1qbbeoe.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/8d376bd6a58e4f622806a33e8c105c08/tumblr_inline_n2cqjkDzbx1qbbeoe.gif

:joker:

[Marc]

What the fish

[Vicky.]

This is just disgusting and he tries to make it out to be such a beautiful thing too :umm2:

[T*]

god damnit soma

[Ramsay]

i'm definitely shipping this couple

[Benjamin]

Is having sex with animals legal now? Shouldn't he be arrested :suspect:

I have always wondered why is it an arrestable offence?

I get it is weird and grim but I never get why someone that does that should be put in prison/fined.

[LukeB]

So random :laugh2: but ewwwww

[Kyle]

Yes he is Crazy

Wonder if they've got owt planned for valentines day. :think:

[Z]

I have always wondered why is it an arrestable offence?

I get it is weird and grim but I never get why someone that does that should be put in prison/fined.

It's a gateway crime, it's been proven that if you have sex with a dolphin you're going to go on and kill a dozen people AND buy a Nickelback album

[Vicky.]

I have always wondered why is it an arrestable offence?

I get it is weird and grim but I never get why someone that does that should be put in prison/fined.

Surely its classed as rape..as the animal cant give consent?

[Cherie]

I have always wondered why is it an arrestable offence?

I get it is weird and grim but I never get why someone that does that should be put in prison/fined.

Because it's abuse, the fact that he is bragging about it alone should be enough to sling him in prison

[Cherie]

Surely its classed as rape..as the animal cant give consent?

Precisely Vicky

[arista]

Surely its classed as rape..as the animal cant give consent?


He may have fed Dolly
Fresh Tuna
while he was Ramming it up her


So as he fed her well
Dolly said "go on then Big Boy"

[Benjamin]

Surely its classed as rape..as the animal cant give consent?

I don't really get that. I still don;t get why it's a crime. I get it is gross but surely there are actual crimes that should have attention focused on them.

[kirklancaster]

Dolphinitely worth it

:joker:

[Cherie]

He may have fed Dolly
Fresh Tuna
while he was Ramming it up her


He must have had long arms then :idc:

[arista]

He must have had long arms then :idc:

No he would have pile of at the edge
of pool of love

[Kazanne]

There's something fishy about this story. It can't have been a deliberate act because he didn't do it on porpoise. :blush: And if he did, then I hope he ends up with a Moby Dick. :laugh:

He's on a slippery slope there Kirklancaster:joker:

[kirklancaster]

He's on a slippery slope there Kirklancaster:joker:

:joker: "Salmon chanted evening, you may see a dolphin...."

Just think Kaz, he might end up being weighed by the Scales of Justice. :hehe:

[Ramsay]

Ben your trolling attempt is 4/10 at best

[Cherie]

No he would have pile of at the edge
of pool of love

:laugh: