paying for a digital detox holiday or you can read this free

[waterhog]

paying for a digital detox holiday or you can read this free 15.02.15

common sense is prevailing
people are fed up of this intrusion
i was on a beach and mr Orwell was sailing
then again it could have been the beer and a illusion.
i see rain is going to settle
i come away to cook
this information was leaked to me by a x petal
known as a bit on the side on my facebook.
i need to make a call
don't worry its more pleasure then work
do you think over you i can pull wool
i did not pay for a holiday to be a jerk.
are my shares down
the whole investment is pending
i am going to look at the "paper" so don't frown
it will make worth it all this lending.
pass me my pager
it only goes off in a emergency
something is up and it is major
lets head back but first change all our currency.
the point i am making
is trying to fit a circle in a smaller box
i hope your head is shaking
and after reading this you won't need a "digital detox".

( my fee for saving you to spend on a digital detox is to write a poem reply. no catch, no strings and no bit on side. well only a little. you can find out what i am talking about by visiting this webpage http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-28798469 )

[kirklancaster]

To Hog from an admirer:

Holidays

What's wrong with this world now WaterHog?
It's turning on its head.
Once, at work we'd dream of holidays
Now on holidays we dream of work instead.

When the scent of 'Amber Solaire' fills the air,
And the azure ocean laps your toes,
Who gives a toss about the boss?
Or if the 'grindstone's missing your nose?

Who really cares about 'Stocks and Shares'
or shivering grey people on wet winter streets?
Who gives a hoot for their pinstripe suit,
Or overalls and boots on their feet?

In a drab world of drudgery, chaos and crime,
Be glad for this brief respite,
And live life, be gay, hit the beach in the day,
And the Sangria or Ouzo at night.

Forget about work or that your boss is a jerk,
when Siesta and Fiesta's in reach.
Don't be sorry or worry about trading figures,
Just the figures of those babes on the beach.

And as for i pads and mobiles and other techno stuff,
I think it's all getting well out of hand.
Don't lose no sleep when the fecking things 'beep'
Just bury them deep in the sand.

Switch them off and switch yourself off,
Let all your cares drain away,
Reality's a bitch, so whether your poor or rich,
Just enjoy your brief holiday.

[waterhog]

To Hog from an admirer:

Holidays

What's wrong with this world now WaterHog?
It's turning on its head.
Once, at work we'd dream of holidays
Now on holidays we dream of work instead.

When the scent of 'Amber Solaire' fills the air,
And the azure ocean laps your toes,
Who gives a toss about the boss?
Or if the 'grindstone's missing your nose?

Who really cares about 'Stocks and Shares'
or shivering grey people on wet winter streets?
Who gives a hoot for their pinstripe suit,
Or overalls and boots on their feet?

In a drab world of drudgery, chaos and crime,
Be glad for this brief respite,
And live life, be gay, hit the beach in the day,
And the Sangria or Ouzo at night.

Forget about work or that your boss is a jerk,
when Siesta and Fiesta's in reach.
Don't be sorry or worry about trading figures,
Just the figures of those babes on the beach.

And as for i pads and mobiles and other techno stuff,
I think it's all getting well out of hand.
Don't lose no sleep when the fecking things 'beep'
Just bury them deep in the sand.

Switch them off and switch yourself off,
Let all your cares drain away,
Reality's a bitch, so whether your poor or rich,
Just enjoy your brief holiday.

after reading this and feeling on top of the world not only am i declaring my love for the kirkster but i will reply in the only way i now how and i hope this makes you cry :sleep:

to the love of my life - my forum buddy 17.02.15

on holiday i am buzzing
with a forum member at my side
nights and days will be fuzzing
but between us is no divide.
drinking and feeling merry
sea at our toes
pure relaxation and nothing scary
the best holiday where anything goes.
lap top on the sand
kirky keeping up to speed
everyone wanting to shake my hand
as for 2 weeks no awful poetry to read.
off to clubs at night
followed by fine quiz-zine
they have taken to us with no bite
they love the out rage and obscene.
back on the plain
uk is making us shiver
poor kirk pocket did drain
why we both got a intoxicated liver.
settling up on money was easy
he really needs a plaster
i just fed him all the lines that were cheesy
and my holiday was paid for by Kirklancaster.

same time next year kirkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :joker:

[kirklancaster]

after reading this and feeling on top of the world not only am i declaring my love for the kirkster but i will reply in the only way i now how and i hope this makes you cry :sleep:

to the love of my life - my forum buddy 17.02.15

on holiday i am buzzing
with a forum member at my side
nights and days will be fuzzing
but between us is no divide.
drinking and feeling merry
sea at our toes
pure relaxation and nothing scary
the best holiday where anything goes.
lap top on the sand
kirky keeping up to speed
everyone wanting to shake my hand
as for 2 weeks no awful poetry to read.
off to clubs at night
followed by fine quiz-zine
they have taken to us with no bite
they love the out rage and obscene.
back on the plain
uk is making us shiver
poor kirk pocket did drain
why we both got a intoxicated liver.
settling up on money was easy
he really needs a plaster
i just fed him all the lines that were cheesy
and my holiday was paid for by Kirklancaster.

same time next year kirkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :joker:

:joker::clap1::clap1::clap1: Just reaching for my hankie Hog.

[T*]

I thought you stopped doing poems

[kirklancaster]

I thought you stopped doing poems

I did, but WaterHog inspires me Tom :laugh:.

[Nedusa]

after reading this and feeling on top of the world not only am i declaring my love for the kirkster but i will reply in the only way i now how and i hope this makes you cry :sleep:

to the love of my life - my forum buddy 17.02.15

on holiday i am buzzing
with a forum member at my side
nights and days will be fuzzing
but between us is no divide.
drinking and feeling merry
sea at our toes
pure relaxation and nothing scary
the best holiday where anything goes.
lap top on the sand
kirky keeping up to speed
everyone wanting to shake my hand
as for 2 weeks no awful poetry to read.
off to clubs at night
followed by fine quiz-zine
they have taken to us with no bite
they love the out rage and obscene.
back on the plain
uk is making us shiver
poor kirk pocket did drain
why we both got a intoxicated liver.
settling up on money was easy
he really needs a plaster
i just fed him all the lines that were cheesy
and my holiday was paid for by Kirklancaster.

same time next year kirkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :joker:


So where are you Guys off on Holiday to ....??





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