Boris's Bar....The New BB....re-opening under OLD Management!

[Boris]

It seems I was away TOO long....that Sticks got his way and closed us down...BUT....you can't put a GOOD MAN down for ever - even if he is a WOMAN!:laugh:

Anyone fancy a wee drop?

First drinks are on the house of course.....

[Arneldo]

Hey Boris! - Welcome Back!

[MarkWaldorf]

Welcome back. =)

[Dan_]

Crikey Boris,not seen you on here in a long while.

Mine's a Bailey's on ice. :cheer:

[SiMoN!]

:wavey::joker:

[Boris]

Great.....customers already!:thumbs:

Itis ages since i was here and in truth I am only around for Christmas. After that it will be back to a Bar Manager. ANyone up for the job!

YOU NEED TO BE:

Tolerant
Good with money( not making it at the owners expense though!)
Good at remembering things
Good time keeper
AND...most important of all.....

Have Plenty of Initiative to work without supervision.


Step this way....don't all rush at once!



CHEERS!

[BigSister]

welcome back boris

[sol]

Welcome back Boris! :spin:

[Corkie]

Hey Borris..... nice to see you again..... can i have a glass of orange please :hello:

[Chrizzle]

Hey Boris. I've never spoken to you before, but welcome back:laugh:

[James]

Good to have you back, and have the old place open again! :hello:

[Sunny_01]

Yayness Boris is back - could I have a vodka and cherry coke with lots of ice please :hello:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Boris
It seems I was away TOO long....that Sticks got his way and closed us down...

If I recall I was trying to keep us going especially in the coffee shop, when our state of the art coffee machines and furniture were seized by liquidators because the storage company they were in went bankrupt.

And why was our stuff in storage, because Borris on a return from a world cruise sold the bar to a company that decided to convert the bar into offices. We were evicted but the company went bust. Luckily Kaz pulled out a deal and took over the bar.

But by then it seemed too late for the coffee shop section. And I need to point out that it was the coffee shop that brought in the revenue in the early morning to maximise the use of our assetts.

I had managed to get a new coffee machine when the place was shut down by the Chief Constable of Cyber Town due to unspecified police investigations. We never did get to the bottom of that. For Kaz it was the final straw and the old Borris was finally closed in May

I still have that coffee machine kicking around my flat. I am never going to trust storage again. It worked quite well before and coffee shops are part of a fast rising sector in the market. Interested?

[Siouxsie]

i love boris :whistle::whistle:

[stacey]

heyyy boris nice to meet you :colour:

[Bells]

Welcome back Boris! :hugesmile:

[cc100]

Welcome back Boris!

[Sticks]

Any chance of bringing LEE back?

[cc100]

Great point Sticks.

[James]

I haven't heard from LEE for two years.

:sad:

[Boris]

MY.....what a CHristmas thatt was...not even chance to drop in here to see you all. Sorry!


Now then...Sticks....

But by then it seemed too late for the coffee shop section. And I need to point out that it was the coffee shop that brought in the revenue in the early morning to maximise the use of our assetts.



Actually it was the late night trade that stayed on through till morning and bought coffee too that kept the coffee bat open...the rest is just a blurr.

ABout LEE....I wish I could do just that and get her back...Like James it is more than 2 years since we spoke ; in fact not long after she left London and moved Northwards. Hope it all went well and that she is happy doing whatever she is doing now.


COme Back Lee...and Kaz...or is she still around?!!


SCooby....


'I love Boris'


I fear I would disapoint you sadly in the 'love stakes'. So sorry!


NOW.....lets get tready for the New Year's Eve bash. What shll we do?


Any suggestions?



:joker:cheer::dazzler::cheer::joker:

[Siouxsie]

erm a vodka fountain just for me :cheer:

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Boris

NOW.....lets get tready for the New Year's Eve bash. What shll we do?


Any suggestions?


Irish Coffee ?

[andybigbro]

i didnt know you but Hi

i am Andy Pleased to meet you

[Siouxsie]

Originally posted by Sticks
Originally posted by Boris

NOW.....lets get tready for the New Year's Eve bash. What shll we do?


Any suggestions?


Irish Coffee ?

boring:bored:

[andybigbro]

lol sue

[Siouxsie]

well how about a cocktail:wink:

[andybigbro]

lol sue you crack me up :whistle::wink:

[Siouxsie]

wasnt even open for new years eve what a bar that is boris:nono:

[Sticks]

There was a problem getting a late licence

[Siouxsie]

any excuse
no no it dosent wash with me I shall take my custom elsewhere lol

[Dan_]

*walks in*

It's stag do time :laugh:.

[Jay]

Yay i made it :dance:

[Dan_]

I'll stay here as msn is being a pain for me.

*brings out beer, orange juice, vodka, cider and rum*

[Jay]

*opens can of beer*

So marriage Dan big step :thumbs:

[MarkWaldorf]

:dazzler:

[Dan_]

Originally posted by Jay
*opens can of beer*

So marriage Dan big step :thumbs:

Linda's pregnant, did the honest thing :shocked:.

[Jay]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by Jay
*opens can of beer*

So marriage Dan big step :thumbs:

Linda's pregnant, did the honest thing :shocked:.

I guess you did :laugh:

[Dan_]

Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by Jay
*opens can of beer*

So marriage Dan big step :thumbs:

Linda's pregnant, did the honest thing :shocked:.

I guess you did :laugh:

The timing was quite funny, I mentioned the raise in profits from the business and she tells me she's having a baby.

Little Irvine will want for nowt.

[Jay]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by Jay
*opens can of beer*

So marriage Dan big step :thumbs:

Linda's pregnant, did the honest thing :shocked:.

I guess you did :laugh:

The timing was quite funny, I mentioned the raise in profits from the business and she tells me she's having a baby.

Little Irvine will want for nowt.

Yeah the timing is bit funny just have to see in 9 months time.

[MarkWaldorf]

No Jay, on a forum pregnancy is 9 weeks. :hugesmile:

[Dan_]

Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by Jay
*opens can of beer*

So marriage Dan big step :thumbs:

Linda's pregnant, did the honest thing :shocked:.

I guess you did :laugh:

The timing was quite funny, I mentioned the raise in profits from the business and she tells me she's having a baby.

Little Irvine will want for nowt.

Yeah the timing is bit funny just have to see in 9 months time.

She's no longer a tart :hug:

[Jay]

Originally posted by Markus™
No Jay, on a forum pregnancy is 9 weeks. :hugesmile:

Samething just a different word :hugesmile:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by Markus™
No Jay, on a forum pregnancy is 9 weeks. :hugesmile:

Samething just a different word :hugesmile:

Haha, of course... Dan, you have less time to prepare. :nono:

[Jay]

Better get shopping Dan and fast.

[Dan_]

Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by Markus™
No Jay, on a forum pregnancy is 9 weeks. :hugesmile:

Samething just a different word :hugesmile:

He knows all about forum pregnancy, jilted Sophie as soon as little Spritzer was born but she does cry an awful lot and she's obese.

[Dan_]

I just leave her to it :whistle:.

[Jay]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
I just leave her to it :whistle:.

true gentlemen :joker:

Let her carry the bags, dont hold the doors open for her, they think we can do everything.

[MarkWaldorf]

:joker: Dan you dark horse you.

[Dan_]

I'm too busy selling bling babies.

[MarkWaldorf]

:joker:

[Dan_]

Our biggest selling bling baby lol.

http://www.souq.com/uploaded/0906/3378e13a0d0523ac4e65328a59166d8d7430.jpg

[MarkWaldorf]

LMAO! That needs to come to the wedding.

[Dan_]

He's helping out with secruity, he'll pop a coke bottle cap in a troublemakers backside.

[MarkWaldorf]

:laugh: Good Good. Pmsl, that thing is adorable.

[Dan_]

I've sold 250, on the road to being a millionaire on that I tell ya.

[andybigbro]

When is this Wedding :whistle:

[Dan_]

Originally posted by andybigbro
When is this Wedding :whistle:

Tomorrow evening at 9pm.

[andybigbro]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by andybigbro
When is this Wedding :whistle:

Tomorrow evening at 9pm.


And howcome i have no invite :whistle:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by andybigbro
Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by andybigbro
When is this Wedding :whistle:

Tomorrow evening at 9pm.


And howcome i have no invite :whistle:

Is that a hard question? j/k. :hugesmile:

idk. feck knows.

[Dan_]

Everyone's invited, we couldnt be bothered with that many invitations.Any unsavory characters shall be turfed out by secruity.

[andybigbro]

lol i was joking anayways but yeah i will come

and Mark :nono: lol

[BB-Rocks]

Congrats Dan. Good luck .. just kidden.

Linda has reserved me a seat at the front, just to let you know:dazzler:

[Dan_]

Originally posted by BB-Rocks
Congrats Dan. Good luck .. just kidden.

Linda has reserved me a seat at the front, just to let you know:dazzler:

Haha thanks.

Of course, your a fellow Scot so she has to put you in the front row.

When's this stripper turning up? :blush2:

[BB-Rocks]

Lol

Well we booked it half 10, but she said she might be late

[Dan_]

You'll have to get 10% off the bill if she's late :rolleyes: lol.

[BB-Rocks]

Of course we will. I hope she is late, were on a tight budget:whistle:

[Dan_]

Sophie can chip in, she's won the e-lottery :laugh2:

[Stripperama]

Hi Boys! Am I early?

[Dan_]

Haha no just in time :cheer2:

[Stripperama]

My name is Anastacia. I'm 21 and I have no morals.

[Dan_]

Gooooooood evening.Nice cheerleaders outfit :laugh3:

[MarkWaldorf]

PMSL!!! Who is that? :laugh3:

[Dan_]

Davie booked her.

[MarkWaldorf]

Haha, no in real life. :laugh:

[Stripperama]

Some Scottish lad phoned up and asked for the sexiest girl, and that's me!

[MarkWaldorf]

:laugh: Ohh err

[Dan_]

Business just picked up :laugh:

[MarkWaldorf]

:laugh3:

[BB-Rocks]

PMSL!! Who is that??

[MarkWaldorf]

Haha, I'm thinking Linda.

[Stripperama]

So, um, I'm dressed and ready, if you boys are?

[BB-Rocks]

Sounds a bit like her.

Anyway, carry on. Do what were paying you for!

[Dan_]

She went out for the evening :shrug:

You booked her Davie, deary me.

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
She went out for the evening :shrug:

You booked her Davie, deary me.

What a coincidence. :laugh:

[BB-Rocks]

Yeah its Linda

But well pretend its not:laugh2:

[Stripperama]

Who's Linda? Is that the lucky bride-to-be?

[Dan_]

Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by BB fernzy
She went out for the evening :shrug:

You booked her Davie, deary me.

What a coincidence. :laugh:

Jay left a little while ago, he's been trawling internet forums for strippers :wink:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by BB fernzy
She went out for the evening :shrug:

You booked her Davie, deary me.

What a coincidence. :laugh:

Jay left a little while ago, he's been trawling internet forums for strippers :wink:

So she's genuine? :shocked:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Stripperama
Who's Linda? Is that the lucky bride-to-be?

Yes.

[BB-Rocks]

Originally posted by Stripperama
Who's Linda? Is that the lucky bride-to-be?

Yes. Get on with ti already.

[Dan_]

Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by BB fernzy
She went out for the evening :shrug:

You booked her Davie, deary me.

What a coincidence. :laugh:

Jay left a little while ago, he's been trawling internet forums for strippers :wink:

So she's genuine? :shocked:

Let's live in hope haha.

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by BB fernzy
She went out for the evening :shrug:

You booked her Davie, deary me.

What a coincidence. :laugh:

Jay left a little while ago, he's been trawling internet forums for strippers :wink:

So she's genuine? :shocked:

Let's live in hope haha.

Haha. This is freaky...:laugh:

[Stripperama]

Ok, I'm here to provide a service, but there are rules. You can look but you can't touch unless you are putting money into my G-String/Bra. Anyone wishing a "private" dance can have one after I'm done here. Anything which happens during the "private" dance is down to the discretion of the participants. Are we clear on the rules?

[BB-Rocks]

Over and out:laugh2:

[MarkWaldorf]

PMSL!! Rules followed. :wink:

[Dan_]

Yes miss :lovedup:

[Stripperama]

Ok, where's the DJ?

Get the music on. I want sexyback by Justin Timberlake. :thumbs:

[MarkWaldorf]

Who didn't order a DJ. :nono:

[BB-Rocks]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HgtmETjMT7Y

GOGOGOGOGO

[Stripperama]

Oh for god sake. Am I dealing with a bunch of amateurs? Have you never hired a stripper before? :rolleyes:

[BB-Rocks]

Originally posted by Stripperama
Oh for god sake. Am I dealing with a bunch of amateurs? Have you never hired a stripper before? :rolleyes:

O god dont flatter yourself.

A slut with a mouth on it, thats all we need.

Just get your clothes off and leave:rolleyes:

[MarkWaldorf]

PMSL Davie!! :hugesmile:

[Dan_]

Originally posted by BB-Rocks
Originally posted by Stripperama
Oh for god sake. Am I dealing with a bunch of amateurs? Have you never hired a stripper before? :rolleyes:

O god dont flatter yourself.

A slut with a mouth on it, thats all we need.

Just get your clothes off and leave:rolleyes:

Lmao, you heard the guy he's paying.

[BB-Rocks]

Oh a yes we have hired a stripper before, she cancelled, so we had to call you.

So do what were paying you for:nono:

[Stripperama]

Ok, if that's how you want it. Rude boys!

[Stripperama]

No private dance for you later Mr Rocks :nono: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[MarkWaldorf]

:rolleyes:

[Dan_]

Prick teasing bugger.

[BB-Rocks]

Originally posted by Stripperama
No private dance for you later Mr Rocks :nono: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

No thanks...didnt want one to be honest.

And shes unfunny..adds to list!

[Stripperama]

*Runs across the room and does a cartwheel*

:cheer: Gimme a D
:cheer: Gimme an A
:cheer: Gimme an N

Who wants to see some flesh?

[Stripperama]

*sings* Oh baby you want me? Oh baby you want me? Well you can get this lapdance here for free *sings*

(although technically it's not free, since Mr Rocks already paid)

[Dan_]

Why are we waiting? Haha of course we do.

[Stripperama]

*walks over to the groom-to-be and shakes my ta-ta's (not the pompoms)

[Dan_]

*starts chant Get them out!*

[MarkWaldorf]

:laugh2:

[Stripperama]

*pulls cheerleader top over my head*

[Dan_]

I'm not melting :bored:

[Stripperama]

*Sits on Dan's lap

[Stripperama]

*Removes Bra

Melting yet?

[Dan_]

*imagines it's Kristina off dancing on ice*

[Stripperama]

You can imagine anyone you want. It's your virtual stripper. :wink:

[Dan_]

Well that's alright then.

No, that's not a gun in my pocket before anyone asks.

[Stripperama]

Pocket Rocket?

Anyway, moving on.

[MarkWaldorf]

:rolleyes:

[Stripperama]

Markus, this is a very difficult job to do on a forum with so many rules. :laugh:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Stripperama
Markus, this is a very difficult job to do on a forum with so many rules. :laugh:

There's rules? :shocked:
Who'd have thought it.

Use innuendos and euphemisms. :thumbs:

[Dan_]

Excuse me

*carries on fanstasy in the bathroom*

[Stripperama]

Yes, well, I am trying, but alas, I'm used to just being downright dirty!

[MarkWaldorf]

I got bored 20 minutes ago. :bored:

[lily.]

WTF is goin on in here????????????

[Stripperama]

That may be my cue to leave. :rolleyes:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Stropz
WTF is goin on in here????????????

That better of been you. :conf: LOL.

[BigSister]

that was what i was thinking stropz....:laugh:

[lily.]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Stropz
WTF is goin on in here????????????

That better of been you. :conf: LOL.

What? Who? Where?

Daniel............:nono:

[Stripperama]

*Grabs the money and heads for the door*

[lily.]

Ohhh no u don't biatch!!!

Who hired her?

[MarkWaldorf]

PMSL Linda it's so you. :laugh:

[lily.]

I didn't hire her Mark!

[MarkWaldorf]

LMAO She's stealing your wedding money.

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Stropz
I didn't hire her Mark!

Seems like you. :laugh:

[lily.]

I'm guna kick her azz, and Dan's too for that matter.. he's conspicuous by his silence!

[Sophii3x]

What the fawk is this?

[lily.]

This seems to be D's stag-do..

I was meant to be going out tonight Sophie, and look what he does on his first night without me.. pfffffffffffffffft!

[BB-Rocks]

Originally posted by Stripperama
*Grabs the money and heads for the door*

Dont think so. Grabs her!!

I hate you!!

[Stripperama]

Obviously there's been a huge misunderstanding. Any complaints should be directed to the Scottish lad - BB-Rocks.

I'll leave my card in case you ever require Stripperama's services in the future.

:wavey:

[Sophii3x]

Ok
We better leave then:thumbs:
But you will get your treat sometime:bigsmile:

[BB-Rocks]

Originally posted by Stripperama
Obviously there's been a huge misunderstanding. Any complaints should be directed to the Scottish lad - BB Rocks.

I'll leave my card in case you ever require Stripperama's services in the future.

:wavey:

You bitch:shocked:

[Sophii3x]

Who is that girl?

[BigSister]

dunno soph but i dont think she will be v welcome again:laugh3:

[BB-Rocks]

I dont know. Its freaking me out now:shrug:

[MarkWaldorf]

Ask admins to check IP.:laugh3:

[Sophii3x]

LMAO after looking through.. my guess is Linda:laugh2:

[BigSister]

:blush2: I think same:blush2:

[lily.]

No, it wasn't me.. and Dan has left.. and now the whole wedding is up in the air..

Oh my.. what drama!

[lily.]

Originally posted by BB-Rocks
I dont know. Its freaking me out now:shrug:

She seems to know u!! I thought u organised this chit!!! :shocked::laugh:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Stropz
No, it wasn't me.. and Dan has left.. and now the whole wedding is up in the air..

Oh my.. what drama!

You looovve it. :wink:

[BigSister]

oops sorry linda:angel:

[lily.]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Stropz
No, it wasn't me.. and Dan has left.. and now the whole wedding is up in the air..

Oh my.. what drama!

You looovve it. :wink:

Why of course!! LoL

[Lauren]

Just a reminder, it's now the day of the wedding.

Prepare young and old TiBBers for the wedding of TiBBs golden couple.

[BB-Rocks]

Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by BB-Rocks
I dont know. Its freaking me out now:shrug:

She seems to know u!! I thought u organised this chit!!! :shocked::laugh:

Dont start:shocked:

[Diablo]

:puzzled: whos Boris??

[BigSister]

im going to bed now *puts drink on bar pays davie then goes to bed*

[Dan_]

*returns*

Weddings off, I've only got eyes for Kristina Lenko now :laugh3:

[MarkWaldorf]

:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

[lily.]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
*returns*

Weddings off, I've only got eyes for Kristina Lenko now :laugh3:

*seeks comfort in the arms of the best man....:wink:*

[Sophii3x]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO It can't be off:nono:

[MarkWaldorf]

:sad:

[BB-Rocks]

Are you being serious?

[Sophii3x]

I'm gonna slap that darn stripper.. she's ruined EVERYTHING:mad:

[Dan_]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/KristinaCousins.jpg :lovedup:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
I'm going to slap that darn stripper..

I heard she's into BDSM... it's best if you don't slap her.

:whistle:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/KristinaCousins.jpg :lovedup:

:shocked:DAN
You need to patch things up with Linda.. NOW!

And yes Kristina is lovley, but she's going through a divorce right now

[Dan_]

Dont blame the stripper, she was about as much as a turn on as a dish cloth, suppose her crap act made me turn to fantacising about Kristina.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Sophii3x
I'm going to slap that darn stripper..

I heard she's into BDSM... it's best if you don't slap her.

:whistle:

Darn.. I REALLY wanted to slap her

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Dont blame the stripper, she was about as much as a turn on as a dish cloth, suppose her c**p act made me turn to fantacising about Kristina.

LMAO she was that ****:laugh2:

[BB-Rocks]

I hate the stripper. She was cheeky to me:shocked:

[Dan_]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BB fernzy
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/KristinaCousins.jpg :lovedup:

:shocked:DAN
You need to patch things up with Linda.. NOW!

And yes Kristina is lovley, but she's going through a divorce right now

She's gone back to her maiden name, good enough for me.I'll make a great 2nd husband :tongue:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BB fernzy
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/KristinaCousins.jpg :lovedup:

:shocked:DAN
You need to patch things up with Linda.. NOW!

And yes Kristina is lovley, but she's going through a divorce right now

She's gone back to her maiden name, good enough for me.I'll make a great 2nd husband :tongue:

NO Linda is the lady for you:nono:

BTW why didn't you just ask me to be the stripper, I'm cheap:hugesmile:

[Dan_]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BB fernzy
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/KristinaCousins.jpg :lovedup:

:shocked:DAN
You need to patch things up with Linda.. NOW!

And yes Kristina is lovley, but she's going through a divorce right now

She's gone back to her maiden name, good enough for me.I'll make a great 2nd husband :tongue:

NO Linda is the lady for you:nono:

BTW why didn't you just ask me to be the stripper, I'm cheap:hugesmile:

Davie booked the stripper, blame him lol.

[Sophii3x]

hehe
tut tut Davie:nono:

[BB-Rocks]

Im getting it all tonight:cloud:

[andybigbro]

What happend :shocked:

[Sophii3x]

I'm just kidding Davie:bigsmile:
It's the strippers fault

[BB-Rocks]

I phoned up fora good one, but she had to cancell. So we ended up with that sh!t one:sad:

[Dan_]

He booked a crap one to stop my wandering eye but even that failed.

I'm being silly.Linda's my e-soulmate, these are just hot chicks.

Wedding goes on :cheer2:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BB-Rocks
I phoned up fora good one, but she had to cancell. So we ended up with that sh!t one:sad:

Aww:pat:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
He booked a c**p one to stop my wandering eye but even that failed.

I'm being silly.Linda's my e-soulmate, these are just hot chicks.

Wedding go's on :cheer2:

YEEEEEEEEYYYYY:hello:

[andybigbro]

Yay Woo thanks god the Wedding is stillon :hello: :cheer:

[Sticks]

I think you guys ought to know that there was a complaint lastnight to the local authorities and Boris Bar is now closed by order of the police pending the hearing in to running entertainment with out an entertainment licence :nono:

How could you do this with out checking back

[lily.]

Originally posted by Sticks
I think you guys ought to know that there was a complaint lastnight to the local authorities and Boris Bar is now closed by order of the police pending the hearing in to running entertainment with out an entertainment licence :nono:

How could you do this with out checking back

I confess. I complained to the authorities. I was just so upset to find such shenanigans going on in a respectable establishment like this. I'm so sorry for causing all this trouble Sticks. However, I do think Davie should take some of the responsibility since he booked the dirty cow in the first place. :nono:

Also, I'm delighted to say the e-wedding is back on. Make-up sex is the best kind after all :wink:

[MarkWaldorf]

Yey!! We have so much to plan "djhgldghd;gd;" with so little time "dhgd;sghds;ghgds;gds'gdhsg'" *breathes*

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by Markus™
No Jay, on a forum pregnancy is 9 weeks. :hugesmile:

Samething just a different word :hugesmile:

He knows all about forum pregnancy, jilted Sophie as soon as little Spritzer was born but she does cry an awful lot and she's obese.

DAN!!! I just read this:cloud:
I may cry lots, but I aint obese:nono:

And you help Linda during her pregnancy, or you will have me to answer for

[andybigbro]

So whats going on and what have i missed? lol

[MarkWaldorf]

Nothing Lol. The weddings still on.

[andybigbro]

Yay
Wooo

[MarkWaldorf]

:hello: Can't wait. Biggest event of the TiBB year.

[Sophii3x]

I can't wait!
I do wish Linda would hurry up finding my outfit though :laugh:

[andybigbro]

lol so is it a nine

[Sophii3x]

Yea Andy:thumbs:
Don't be late

[andybigbro]

i will try and not be :thumbs:

[Dan_]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by Markus™
No Jay, on a forum pregnancy is 9 weeks. :hugesmile:

Samething just a different word :hugesmile:

He knows all about forum pregnancy, jilted Sophie as soon as little Spritzer was born but she does cry an awful lot and she's obese.

DAN!!! I just read this:cloud:
I may cry lots, but I aint obese:nono:

And you help Linda during her pregnancy, or you will have me to answer for

I was talking aboutt he baby :shocked:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by Markus™
No Jay, on a forum pregnancy is 9 weeks. :hugesmile:

Samething just a different word :hugesmile:

He knows all about forum pregnancy, jilted Sophie as soon as little Spritzer was born but she does cry an awful lot and she's obese.

DAN!!! I just read this:cloud:
I may cry lots, but I aint obese:nono:

And you help Linda during her pregnancy, or you will have me to answer for

I was talking aboutt he baby :shocked:

LMAO!! Well she isn't obese:nono:

[andybigbro]

lmao

[Dan_]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by BB fernzy
Originally posted by Jay
Originally posted by Markus™
No Jay, on a forum pregnancy is 9 weeks. :hugesmile:

Samething just a different word :hugesmile:

He knows all about forum pregnancy, jilted Sophie as soon as little Spritzer was born but she does cry an awful lot and she's obese.

DAN!!! I just read this:cloud:
I may cry lots, but I aint obese:nono:

And you help Linda during her pregnancy, or you will have me to answer for

I was talking aboutt he baby :shocked:

LMAO!! Well she isn't obese:nono:

http://calorielab.com/news/wp-images/post-images/obese-baby-landscape.jpg

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
http://calorielab.com/news/wp-images/post-images/obese-baby-landscape.jpg

She does not look like that:nono:

[andybigbro]

lol haha

i wanna see where i am lol

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL Andy that's only Americans.

[Sophii3x]

ARGHH I'm bored.. and the wedding isn't until 2 hours:sad:

[BigSister]

dont worry soph its under a hour now

[MarkWaldorf]

Linda and Dan better get their holes on. :nono:

[Dan_]

*turns up to the bar in suit*

What does a guy have to do to get a drink around here? :cloud:

[Sticks]

Sorry, the bar is closed pending a hearing for use of unlicenced entertainment

[MarkWaldorf]

:laugh3: Have a bride that actually turns up?

[Dan_]

Well that sucks, I'll just have to use up those odd milkshakes Linda left.

[MarkWaldorf]

:laugh:

[Ella]

What have I missed?

Someone please explain :flowers:

[andybigbro]

Dan & Linda are getting Married Just Now

[Siouxsie]

er when did this open

[MarkWaldorf]

for the wedding. :spin:

[andybigbro]

Are they Mariied :hello:

[MarkWaldorf]

No :joker:

[Siouxsie]

:bored::bored: im lost now

[Sophii3x]

Is this place open... I want a orange juice to drown my sorrows

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Is this place open... I want a orange juice to drown my sorrows

Not until the hearing on Thursday 01 March over the holding of entertainment without a valid entertainments licence. That was the earliest court date available.

[Sophii3x]

Awww.. I have to go to the kids club now, and drink fizzy pop

[Emilee]

LMAO Meet ya there! :wavey:

[Mrluvaluva]

So you can't get a drink round here until March 1st. That's no good. Good job I bought my own. Anyone up for a beer?!

[Sophii3x]

Beer:yuk:

Do you have any Bacardi Breezers?

[Mrluvaluva]

There you go.

[Diablo]

mmm.. watermelon is my favourite Brezzer..

My favourite drink is a Silver Mercedes Cocktail.... :love:

[Mrluvaluva]

There you go.

[Diablo]

LOL.. wrong colour.. they're a light orange colour. (and I like a bigger glass please) lol

You got the orange slice and the cherry correct though..

cheerz :hello:

[Mrluvaluva]

Oh well (I couldn't find a pic!). As long as it's alcoholic who cares? Cheers!

[Sophii3x]

Thanks!! Could I have a packet of prawn cocktail crisps please?:bigsmile:

[Mrluvaluva]

Certainly. These are purchased with my own e-money so we are not breaking any rules.

[Sophii3x]

yey! thanks:spin2:

[Mrluvaluva]

Have you seen that couple in the corner? I'm sure they're pissed.

[Sophii3x]

Haha! Just leave them there:laugh:

[Mrluvaluva]

No. I am going to have to say something. Just look at them!

[Sophii3x]

LMAO!!!:joker:

[Mrluvaluva]

Mind you, I have drank quite a few of my beers already.....hic!!**

[Sophii3x]

LOL:laugh:
Maybe you should go home :pat:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
LOL:laugh:
Maybe you should go home :pat:


That's nice! Trying to get rid of me?

[Sophii3x]

NO! You need to sober up:hugesmile:

[Mrluvaluva]

You just wanna nik ma beeeeeeeerrrrrr! hic!**

[Sophii3x]

I dont like beer:yuk:
You only have a few left anyways :whistle:

[Mrluvaluva]

Oh ****! I got a bit rowdy and now the bouncers are coming over.

[Sophii3x]

haha, see you :xyxwave:

[Mrluvaluva]

There's gonna be trouble!