there's something sinister about Noel Edmonds

[bonnie43uk]

There is something sinister about Noel Edmonds. A mate of mine called Wrighty ( he is a contestant on Noels game show Deal or no Deal) said he inadvertantly opened Noels dressing room and found him in there naked except for a Rams head on , and Noel was eating the head of a freshly killed chicken, blood was dribbling down his neatly trimmed beard, .. Noel went ballistic, and told Wrighty never to mention this to anyone otherwise he would be killed.

.. If "The Sun" got hold of this information it would crush Noel's squeaky clean image.

I for one dont trust the guy.

[Corkie]

righty oh..... nice to see you :conf:

[Bells]

OMG! That's horrible! :shocked:
Was your friend Wrighty all right after witnessing it and going through such a traumatic experience?

I don't think I'll ever look at Noel Edmonds during DOND the same way again.

[bonnie43uk]

..thats not all, .. Wrighty also said he forces the contestants to form a naked human pyramid an hour before the show, and insists they call him "Lord and Master" .. anyone who refuses is thumped in the face, and has Noels excrement rubbed into thier foreheads by the floor manager.
Wrighty was in tears last week when he accidentally made the human pyramid collapse, Noel forced him to drink diluted toilet duck.

[Siouxsie]

:whistle::whistle::whistle:

[MarkWaldorf]

:conf::conf::conf:

[xGemmax]

:joker:

[Chrizzle]

Lmao!!!!!

[Dan_]

Someone's been on the booze early :tongue:

[bonnie43uk]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Someone's been on the booze early :tongue:

.. yes, i started in 2003.:thumbs:

[Sunny_01]

Always thought there was something creepy about the guy lol :cheer:

[Dan_]

Originally posted by bonnie43uk
Originally posted by BB fernzy
Someone's been on the booze early :tongue:

.. yes, i started in 2003.:thumbs:

God bless your liver :spin:

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by bonnie43uk
There is something sinister about Noel Edmonds. A mate of mine called Wrighty ( he is a contestant on Noels game show Deal or no Deal) said he inadvertantly opened Noels dressing room and found him in there naked except for a Rams head on , and Noel was eating the head of a freshly killed chicken, blood was dribbling down his neatly trimmed beard, .. Noel went ballistic, and told Wrighty never to mention this to anyone otherwise he would be killed.


What was you mate on and where can you get..... LOL

[Razmataz]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by bonnie43uk
There is something sinister about Noel Edmonds. A mate of mine called Wrighty ( he is a contestant on Noels game show Deal or no Deal) said he inadvertantly opened Noels dressing room and found him in there naked except for a Rams head on , and Noel was eating the head of a freshly killed chicken, blood was dribbling down his neatly trimmed beard, .. Noel went ballistic, and told Wrighty never to mention this to anyone otherwise he would be killed.


What was you mate on and where can you get..... LOL
I'm going to ask the same thing :whistle:

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by Jigsaw©
Originally posted by Red Moon
What was you mate on and where can you get..... LOL
I'm going to ask the same thing :whistle:

If it's that good I bet they don't tell us... LOL

[Sticks]

I find this thread highly offensive

Sinister is the old term for left handed and being left handed I object to it being used as a derogative.

Also I find this denial of human rights of the freedom of worship of Mr Edmonds (Or our Grand Master of the Sacred Rams head) disturbing.