Giving or receiving?

[Ninastar]

and I don't mean presents. :creep:

[LukeB]

LMFAO :laugh2:

Giving

[Xtopher]

Both.

[Shaun]

the filth!!!!

i enjoy them as much as each other tbh

[Chuck]

Giving.

I don't mind if my penis is completely ignored during sex.

[Ninastar]

Both.

did I SAY U COULD CHOSE BOTH!!???

[Liam-]

Giving :hehe:

[Ninastar]

arent we a generous bunch?

[Daniel.]

lol the results

[Mystic Mock]

If it's not presents then I'm a giver.:joker:

[Glenn.]

Its probably no surprise to most but I like giving. I should have been called Henry.

[Mystic Mock]

We're all like Jesus Christ on here.:joker:

Give, give, give.

[Jessica.]

Everyone is so charitable. :flutter:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh baby

im a giver

Im like santa with duct tape

[Glenn.]

You even get a free drink at the end of it. Can't complain really.

[Liam-]

You even get a free drink at the end of it. Can't complain really.

I love protein shakes

[Jessica.]

I love protein shakes

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Mystic Mock]

I love protein shakes

:joker:

Don't forget to shake those hips.

[Ramsay]

I read it wrong

[Jessica.]

You selfish beast, Karl. :bored:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

karl :bored:

[Ramsay]

Im sorry i love getting blowjobs. Gawwd.

[Ninastar]

KAAAAAARRRlllllllll

[JoshBB]

i would imagine receiving.

[Jessica.]

i would imagine receiving.

Why are you only imagining?

[JoshBB]

Why are you only imagining?

/virgin lyf

[Liam-]

Because he's like, 14 :laugh:

[Ninastar]

cause he's like 13, jess

[JoshBB]

Because he's like, 14 :laugh:

cause he's like 13, jess

lmfao guys im almost 15 its not like im a baby

[Jessica.]

Oh :joker: Oops, keep up the good work. Stay in school.

[Ninastar]

good on him for admitting it though, well brave. so many 12/13/14 year olds lie about it these days

[Liam-]

lmfao guys im almost 15 its not like im a baby

Don't do drugs

[JoshBB]

good on him for admitting it though, well brave. so many 12/13/14 year olds lie about it these days

aw thanks :blush:

[LukeB]

Im sorry i love blowjobs. Gawwd.

good meet me at tescos

that was a joke btw before people think i'm thirsty :joker:

[JoshBB]

Don't do drugs

where did drugs come into this

[Liam-]

Idk, it felt like the responsible thing to say

[Jessica.]

good meet me at tescos

that was a joke btw before people think i'm thirsty :joker:

We know, honey. :idc:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

moving on

[LukeB]

We know, honey. :idc:

:suspect:

[Glenn.]

I haven't given in so long. Like 3 weeks or something

[JoshBB]

Idk, it felt like the responsible thing to say

im going to rebel now and get me sum heroin!!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B35ASmcCIAExAjc.jpg:large

[Samm]

um at the poll

[Ninastar]

giving hickeys is like the best thing in the world tbh

[Liam-]

I haven't given in so long. Like 3 weeks or something

It's been so long for me that I've practically become a nun at this stage </3

[Glenn.]

I might send Andy cross a message in grindr

[Ramsay]

giving hickeys is like the best thing in the world tbh

Getting them is better :smug:

[Samm]

I read it wrong

Same oop

[Braden]

I'm still a virgin, lmao

[Liam-]

I've never given or received a hickey before, they look gross :unsure:

[Ninastar]

Getting them is better :smug:

they are both as brilliant as each other tbh

[Mystic Mock]

I am a virgin myself tbh.:laugh:

Tbh most of the women that live near or with are my Mother or over 50.

And the poll has given us a few Golden Receivers it seems.:devil:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

caitlin what are ladies like downstairs

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I am a virgin myself tbh.:laugh:

Tbh most of the women that live near or with are my Mother or over 50.

And the poll has given us a few Golden Receivers it seems.:devil:

what

[Mystic Mock]

what

Golden Receivers are a parody name of Golden Retrievers.

[Ramsay]

Tbh most of the women that live near or with are my Mother or over 50.


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_NOjUry5s4I/Uv7zXmkoCHI/AAAAAAAACjU/c-e4J2aNthY/s1600/1.gif

[Kyle]

I am a virgin myself tbh.:laugh:

Tbh most of the women that live near or with are my Mother or over 50.

And the poll has given us a few Golden Receivers it seems.:devil:

Those over 50's will teach you a thing or two Mock, make sure they take their dentures out first though yeh :creep:

[Jessica.]

Those over 50's will teach you a thing or two Mock, make sure they take their dentures out first though yeh :creep:

http://reactiongif.org/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2015/01/Feeling-Sick-GIF-2015.gif

[Kyle]

I'm a giver though myself. If my blow up doll had feelings I know she'd appreciate it.

[Mystic Mock]

Those over 50's will teach you a thing or two Mock, make sure they take their dentures out first though yeh :creep:

:laugh3:

Thanks for the help Kyle, but over 50?

[Kyle]

:laugh3:

Thanks for the help Kyle, but over 50?

Yeh why not? Leather trumpet will back me up on this one he loves his GILFS.

[Ninastar]

caitlin what are ladies like downstairs

vaginas arent pretty but omg... going down on girls is just amazing. I'd put more detail in but yeah, girls taste waaaaaay better than boys.

[Glenn.]

like battery acid

[Liam-]

Glenn, how would you know what battery acid tastes like?... or vagina for that matter

[Glenn.]

I've had my mouth in a vagina before Liam

[Ninastar]

maybe i've just had good experiences then :flutter:

[Liam-]

:omgno:

[Glenn.]

i don't think my heart was in it tbf

[Ramsay]

Vagina makes life worth living

[Gstar]

there isn't an option for both

[Mystic Mock]

Vagina makes life worth living

This.

But I'm getting scared of taste details for both private parts.:laugh:

[Liam-]

Vagina has no substance

[LukeB]

Vagina has no substance

have you tried?

[Jake.]

like battery acid

This.

But I'm getting scared of taste details for both private parts.:laugh:

Vagina has no substance

http://i.imgur.com/JChoJHQ.png

[Ramsay]

Vagina has no substance

you for real it's like the most complex ****ing thing on the planet

[Liam-]

have you tried?

Not with my tongue no

[Liam-]

you for real it's like the most complex ****ing thing on the planet

That, or you don't know what you're doing :whistle:

[Ninastar]

now im fking horny y'all, thanks alot!!!!

[Ramsay]

That, or you don't know what you're doing :whistle:

All this time?? D:

[armand.kay]

omg ya'll make me sick tbh.

[Glenn.]

now im fking horny y'all, thanks alot!!!!

grindr teas

[armand.kay]

Literally thought this would be a mother day or Christmas thread.

[Mystic Mock]

you for real it's like the most complex ****ing thing on the planet

Just thrust in and out I bet isn't it Ramsay?:joker:

[Jessica.]

now im fking horny y'all, thanks alot!!!!

You're the one who made the thread. :joker:

[Glenn.]

Literally thought this would be a mother day or Christmas thread.

:laugh2:

[Ramsay]

Just thrust in and out I bet isn't it Ramsay?:joker:

foreplay mock

[Jessica.]

Just thrust in and out I bet isn't it Ramsay?:joker:

I pity those 50 year old women who may become victim to your advances.

[Ninastar]

its alll about for foreplay

[Mystic Mock]

foreplay mock

“Foreplay is better than foreskin.”

What a slogan that would be.

[Liam-]

All this time?? D:

I'm not an expert on the female sexual pattern.. but all i know is, don't knock on the wrong door and you'll be fine.

[Ramsay]

its alll about for foreplay

truth

I'm not an expert on the female sexual pattern.. but all i know is, don't knock on the wrong door and you'll be fine.

that happened once :laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

I pity those 50 year old women who may become victim to your advances.

They're what you call the desperate kind rather than victims.:joker:

[Glenn.]

seriously though, muffmunchers, going back to the taste, is it not coppery to anyone?

[Liam-]

that happened once :laugh:

I can't image that went down well :joker:

They're what you call the desperate kind rather than victims.:joker:

Court teas

[Mystic Mock]

I can't image that went down well :joker:



Court teas

I hope I don't have a cup of Tea.

[Jessica.]

Glenn, I believe it's because those areas have quite a low PH, similar to the alkali in batteries, I don't know for sure though, women aren't my thing. :umm2:

Bodies are so disturbing

[Glenn.]

imma google it

[Ninastar]

gg get in here and back me up. us dykes need to stick together

[Liam-]

Do they not taste like the stereotypical ocean creature?

[Jessica.]

Do they not taste like the stereotypical ocean creature?

:omgno:

[Ninastar]

Do they not taste like the stereotypical ocean creature?

not at all

but i do know some girls who get right fishy vaginas when they are on their periods... i think it's when you wear a pad for too long :omgno:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

vaginas arent pretty but omg... going down on girls is just amazing. I'd put more detail in but yeah, girls taste waaaaaay better than boys.

like battery acid

:joker::joker::joker:

[Liam-]

not at all

but i do know some girls who get right fishy vaginas when they are on their periods... i think it's when you wear a pad for too long :omgno:

omg cranberry sauce and sardines :omgno:

[Jessica.]

not at all

but i do know some girls who get right fishy vaginas when they are on their periods... i think it's when you wear a pad for too long :omgno:

:omgno: How can people still use absorbent things in 2015?!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

caitlin using one hand the scroll through the thread while she uses the other to strum haself

[Glenn.]

caitlin using one hand the scroll through the thread while she uses the other to strum haself

omfg

[Ninastar]

caitlin using one hand the scroll through the thread while she uses the other to strum haself

lmfao

no, i'm on gta and posting on here

[GypsyGoth]

gg get in here and back me up. us dykes need to stick together

I'd have this convo in an over 18s section (although I don't go into them), I wouldn't chat about it here :laugh:

[Glenn.]

I'll pop over and put the kettle on

[Ninastar]

boo u suck (vagina)

[Smithy]

now im fking horny y'all, thanks alot!!!!
vaginas arent pretty but omg... going down on girls is just amazing. I'd put more detail in but yeah, girls taste waaaaaay better than boys.
its alll about for foreplay
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1207919/life-alert-o.gif
What happened to my sweet and innocent caitlin

[Dollface]

jesus christ @ this thread :laugh:

[Ninastar]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1207919/life-alert-o.gif
What happened to my sweet and innocent caitlin

girl, i have the dirtiest mind like ever

[Jessica.]

Lets join together and pray for Caitlin.
http://static.carthrottle.com/workspace/uploads/articles/praying-540894e3510b9.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

What happened to my sweet and innocent caitlin

me @ new caitlin

http://33.media.tumblr.com/c684ae0464a61a6160a657df887a74f5/tumblr_nkejwl5mxD1qlk4meo3_500.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/ca81bd952587cba3e6818475c2b18135/tumblr_nkejwl5mxD1qlk4meo4_500.gif

[Mystic Mock]

Chaos we should become the leaders of The Prudist Foundation.

[Ninastar]

^ no

[Vanessa]

Both! I'm not selfish. :creep:

[Mystic Mock]

It's too dull isn't it?

[Mystic Mock]

Both! I'm not selfish. :creep:

:laugh3:

[jackc1806]

why would you want to lick something that is like covered in blood from your womb everyone month

[Daniel.]

JackC is gay?!

[Firewire]

I prefer the word receiving. The I before e except after c rule really comes into play. It's better to write, too.

[Ninastar]

why would you want to lick something that is like covered in blood from your womb everyone month

Because surprisingly, most girls wash everyday.

[Firewire]

JackC is gay?!

Who isn't?

[arista]

did I SAY U COULD CHOSE BOTH!!???


No you did not
But to be fair it should be on the Poll
or would it win?



Life In The Fast Lane

[Jords]

Best sex definitely both :banana:

But Ill go for receive.

[Raph]

I'd have this convo in an over 18s section (although I don't go into them), I wouldn't chat about it here :laugh:

This

[Glenn.]

Messy

[mizzy25]

neither lol

[Crimson Dynamo]

tbf

give
receive
both
punish

should be the poll

[Marsh.]

I love protein shakes

:joker::joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

seriously though, muffmunchers, going back to the taste, is it not coppery to anyone?

That sounds like blood. Don't lick them when they're on their period. :nono:

[Marsh.]

neither lol

A nice cuppa beats both. :laugh:

[Toy Soldier]

That sounds like blood. Don't lick them when they're on their period. :nono:

Some people are into that ****.

Anyway, regarding the poll... I mean... come on. Everyone prefers giving? Really? I enjoy both but, hypothetical scenario, if definitely only ONE is happening, you'd better believe I'd choose "receiving" every time :joker:.

[Toy Soldier]

A nice cuppa beats both. :laugh:

You laugh but it really does depend on the situation! At around 11am on a busy working day, when I've been up since half 6 and out of the house since half 7, someone comes up to me and says "Do you want a BJ or a coffee?" and I'd drive the ***** to Starbucks myself.

And I don't even drive. I'd steal a car and drive it illegally.

[LemonJam]

Depends on the person I'm with. Generally Im a top tho (let's stop beating round the bush here :idc:)

[Jessica.]

Depends on the person I'm with. Generally Im a top tho (let's stop beating round the bush here :idc:)

:hehe:

[Glenn.]

That sounds like blood. Don't lick them when they're on their period. :nono:

Ew I'm not into blood sports. It definitely had a metallic taste though.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i feel sick

[Crimson Dynamo]

Ew I'm not into blood sports. It definitely had a metallic taste though.

robot fanny?

[Ramsay]

This thread still going :clap1:

[arista]

robot fanny?


They are not cheap
but you can buy then direct from China
and sell the buggers

[Vanessa]

:laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

They are not cheap
but you can buy then direct from China
and sell the buggers

:laugh:

[armand.kay]

Both! I'm not selfish. :creep:

Hermaphrodite or Strap on sis?

[arista]

Hermaphrodite or Strap on sis?


No


A Lady has many ways to Please me

[Mystic Mock]

No


A Lady has many ways to Please me

Is the main one when she's on all fours?

[Marsh.]

Hermaphrodite or Strap on sis?

There are other ways to "give". :unsure:

[Crimson Dynamo]

They are not cheap
but you can buy then direct from China
and sell the buggers

http://nigeriavillagesquare.com/forum/lounge/73905-rich-men-acquire-sex-dolls-nigeria.html

Rich men acquire sex dolls in Nigeria!!!

http://hotnaijanews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/realdoll.jpg

just waiting for the price to drop

[thesheriff443]

What a bunch of cock suckers!

[T*]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/dbc844f8912e34771c9566c1844cf45d/tumblr_inline_nfmjprHZpp1sdcm15.gif

[T*]

now im fking horny y'all, thanks alot!!!!

CAITLIN NOo

[T*]

you all disgust me *leaves*

[Jake.]

You've spelt receiving correctly and then incorrectly in the space of 5 seconds, why is this Chaos

[T*]

caitlin what happened to you D:

[Mystic Mock]

Chaos has gone all chaotic.

What an Emerald.

[Ramsay]

Good lord...

[Mystic Mock]

Good lord...

Dark Lord?

I am your Father.