Tonight you can have sex with 1 UK celebrity?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Over 18s only please:nono:


:think:

just tonight mind, you get to have a bottle of wine to share first and then its up them stairs for a sexy time. In the morning he or she will be gone and you have to get up and get on with your life.

now who would that person be?

please illustrate with an image too


if you dont like wine then you cant have beer or shots as that would be common. There will be canapes and or olives and warm french bread.

I have selected various Cafe del Mar tracks for the soundtrack to get your guest bang up for it.

below are some celebs who are available

https://theneedleblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/billoddie.jpghttp://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01675/kate-humble-malari_1675789c.jpghttps://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6060/6211051546_1075e6f653.jpghttp://i2.cdnds.net/12/38/300x225/soaps_eastenders_max_branning_4.jpghttp://www.aolcdn.com/photogalleryassets/eleven/964749/Jodie-Marsh.jpghttp://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2012/11/schofield_1430488c.jpghttp://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/article6371324.ece/alternates/w460/Holly%20Willoughby.jpghttp://www.sueridermanagement.co.uk/presenters/BrianCox/BrianCox_01.jpghttps://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7d/e4/8a/7de48acd21d62836d4a31146fef3465f.jpghttp://www.amusedmoose.com/media/1263/mackenzie_crook2.jpghttp://images.ok.co.uk/1420211345_katie-hopkins-1.jpg

[Marsh.]

Kate Winslet please.

http://cdn.wegotthiscovered.com/wp-content/uploads/Kate-Winslet-480x360.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

that twink from emmerdale who is going out with that woman in her late 30s and he found a lump on her breast

[MB.]

https://theneedleblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/billoddie.jpg

[Marsh.]

that twink from emmerdale who is going out with that woman in her late 30s and he found a lump on her breast

:joker:

[Jessica.]

None of them.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://assets.whatsontv.co.uk/whatsontv/live/styles/large/s3/images/2014/11/kirin.jpg

:flutter:

[Mokka]

Hmmmm.... I don't know....

How famous are your LT.... or are you just infamous :wink:

[Samm]

http://www.ryanseacrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tumblr_n459ijke5f1qa1foho1_500.gif

yes plz

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8vtpeLEUm1rxpi1io1_400.gif

[Crimson Dynamo]

Hmmmm.... I don't know....

How famous are your LT.... or are you just infamous :wink:

Well i have been on TV so please see me after class

and bring some wine

[Crimson Dynamo]

None of them.

what no UK celeb?

[Jay.]

http://movie-stars.us/image/012015/Pixie%20Lott%20Comments%20on%20Spring_Summer%20201 5%20Fashion%20Trends_1.jpg

[Crimson Dynamo]

Kate Winslet please.

http://cdn.wegotthiscovered.com/wp-content/uploads/Kate-Winslet-480x360.jpg

:joker:

http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/kate-winslet/kate-winslet-20050916-72014.jpg

what a slut

[Marsh.]

erm. :nono: Have some respect!

[Mokka]

Well i have been on TV so please see me after class

and bring some wine

jk... that was my diversion tactic while I went to grab a picture of this guy

https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/benedict-cumberbatch-dan-winters-cover-01.jpg?quality=65&strip=color&w=418

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

[Jessica.]

what no UK celeb?

No I wouldn't get bed with any UK celeb

[Kizzy]

Professor sexypants :)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

jk... that was my diversion tactic while I went to grab a picture of this guy

https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/benedict-cumberbatch-dan-winters-cover-01.jpg?quality=65&strip=color&w=418

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

http://media.tumblr.com/4fbd8325a01373b50016fc1ef2131118/tumblr_inline_nl4r5anDBQ1ry7m0f.gif

[Mokka]

http://media.tumblr.com/4fbd8325a01373b50016fc1ef2131118/tumblr_inline_nl4r5anDBQ1ry7m0f.gif

It's ok rose :pat: ... I don't like to share anyways

[Crimson Dynamo]

jk... that was my diversion tactic while I went to grab a picture of this guy

https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/benedict-cumberbatch-dan-winters-cover-01.jpg?quality=65&strip=color&w=418

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

:hmph:

he has a girls name

[LukeB]

http://i2.cdnds.net/12/38/300x225/soaps_eastenders_max_branning_4.jpg

[Kazanne]

Hmmm let me think,I do like Jake Wood,but hands down on this one
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-l89-t0jfupE/T7kBEAd7l-I/AAAAAAAADYI/q8RCVkO6tFQ/s1600/Gerard_Butler.jpg

Don't need wine,half way there already:hug::kiss::lovedup:

[Lostie!]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/d6d6131917dc599546657d34b73036ea/tumblr_inline_nfvayg57Ar1t10bt3.gif

:flutter:

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://image.tmdb.org/t/p/h632/tMiuQCMoT3cMvM9rIdXIQs3ZUv8.jpg

[Kizzy]

Hmmm let me think,I do like Jake Wood,but hands down on this one
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-l89-t0jfupE/T7kBEAd7l-I/AAAAAAAADYI/q8RCVkO6tFQ/s1600/Gerard_Butler.jpg

Don't need wine,half way there already:hug::kiss::lovedup:

You don't like him do you?....well, who knew? ;)

Guess who's back on the market too?...
http://img.tatler.co.uk.s3.amazonaws.com/241x276/d_f/DWalliams_Tat1000_15Feb12_rex_b.jpg

we could double date :laugh:

[Cal.]

http://i2.cdnds.net/12/38/300x225/soaps_eastenders_max_branning_4.jpg

[Kazanne]

You don't like him do you?....well, who knew? ;)

Guess who's back on the market too?...
http://img.tatler.co.uk.s3.amazonaws.com/241x276/d_f/DWalliams_Tat1000_15Feb12_rex_b.jpg

we could double date :laugh:

:joker: Thought you'de have picked Paddy Kizzy:hehe: but at least if the sex is no good you can always have a good laugh with David,:laugh: I am happy just to look at mine:smug:

[Kazanne]

http://i2.cdnds.net/12/38/300x225/soaps_eastenders_max_branning_4.jpg

Good choice WIS:wavey:

[Marsh.]

:joker: Thought you'de have picked Paddy Kizzy:hehe: but at least if the sex is no good you can always have a good laugh with David,:laugh: I am happy just to look at mine:smug:

Oooh, I see what you mean. :fan: Filth.

[Kizzy]

I've gone off paddy.... I'm very fickle :hehe:

I don't like my men too 'pretty' ... even though david looks smashing in a dress :joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article4034202.ece/alternates/s615/Maloney-garden.jpg

Kellie shouting and waving: Marsh, marsh....marsh......marsh...m a r s h?

[Gstar]

Certainly no one in the OP

[Kizzy]

http://thephonograph.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/morrissey.jpg

Is that a gun in your pocket morrissey or are you just pleased to see me?...... oh, it's a gun :/

[Crimson Dynamo]

I've gone off paddy.... I'm very fickle :hehe:

I don't like my men too 'pretty' ... even though david looks smashing in a dress :joker:

:nono:

watch out kizzy, he might flip you and be up your flue

..in a minute or two

[Kizzy]

:nono:

watch out kizzy, he might flip you and be up your flue

..in a minute or two

Good what do you think I want him for... to swap knitting patterns? :joker:

[Livia]

http://www.mi6-hq.com/sections/articles/images/daniel_craig_500_2012.jpg

[Josy]

Wouldn't piss on any of them if they were on fire tbh

[Crimson Dynamo]

Wouldn't piss on any of them if they were on fire tbh

:nono:

no josy you can chose any UK based celebrity to bang you into the middle of next week

not just my selection

[Crimson Dynamo]

Good what do you think I want him for... to swap knitting patterns? :joker:

filth

D:

[Josy]

Buy Taylor Kitsch some plane tickets then we're talking

[Crimson Dynamo]

Buy Taylor Kitsch some plane tickets then we're talking

:nono: i think he is a gay so he is not interested in flange

[Josy]

:nono: i think he is a gay so he is not interested in flange

Shut your ****ing mouth

[Crimson Dynamo]

Shut your ****ing mouth

:nono: you cannot turn him

[Mystic Mock]

Pixie Lott for me.

Oh and here's a picture of the blonde Goddess.

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140316164802/super-festival/images/9/9e/936full-pixie-lott.jpg

[Crimson Dynamo]

Pixie Lott for me.

:nono:

someone else is banging her

how about Lydia Bright mock?

she will do you a good turn and may be up for back-door action?

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Lydia+Bright+Gnomeo+Juliet+UK+film+Premiere+jpSh62 DMF5Ul.jpg

[Mystic Mock]

:nono:

someone else is banging her

how about Lydia Bright mock?

she will do you a good turn and may be up for back-door action?

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Lydia+Bright+Gnomeo+Juliet+UK+film+Premiere+jpSh62 DMF5Ul.jpg

No I'll try and think of someone else now.:joker:

Okay how did I forget this beauty? We fit as we're the same age too.:drool:

http://winteriscoming.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Sophie-Turner-Game-of-Thrones-Season-3-Premiere-03-560x809.jpg

I'm sorry Emilia Clarke, you was close but I saw Sophie Turner on Bastille's Oblivion song recently which gave her an edge.

[Crimson Dynamo]

good choice mock

she looks like she will go all in after half a bottle of Soave and some olives

[Kazanne]

Oooh, I see what you mean. :fan: Filth.

:joker::joker: I do try with Kizzy Marsh,but she just loves to get down and dirty,:hehe: she's a lost cause I'm afraid:laugh:

[Kazanne]

Shut your ****ing mouth

:joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

http://www.mi6-hq.com/sections/articles/images/daniel_craig_500_2012.jpg

Oh !!! no words needed eh, Livia ?:hehe:

[Mystic Mock]

good choice mock

she looks like she will go all in after half a bottle of Soave and some olives

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

http://force1management.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Dan-Osborne61.jpg

Dan Osbourne please

[Helen 28]

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/79/590x/361452_1.jpg

Gerard Butler could do me any time.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://force1management.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Dan-Osborne61.jpg

Dan Osbourne please

didn't he get axed from towie for threatening to beat his gf or s/t

[Mystic Mock]

Dan Osbourne can stay away from CBB as I'm scared that he could win purely off his looks.

[Ninastar]

all the celebs i wanna do are american :sad:

[Mystic Mock]

My main one is Australian.:flutter:

[Kizzy]

Skippy?.... :laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

Skippy?.... :laugh:

Is that question aimed at me?:joker:

[smudgie]

I can't put. A picture up, but it is Poldark all the way for me.


Well, when I say all the way:blush::blush:

[jennyjuniper]

Could I just have a pot of tea and a lovely long chat with Sir David Attenborough?
Mind you, if I were 30 odd years younger I wouldn't say no to the older man in 'Spooks'. Sorry can't remember his name but he was lovely.

[Helen 28]

I can't put. A picture up, but it is Poldark all the way for me.



http://i8.cdnds.net/15/09/450x450/8101213-high_res-poldark.jpg

Sorted that for you.

[Kazanne]

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/79/590x/361452_1.jpg

Gerard Butler could do me any time.

ERM,excuse me Helen,get in line,if there is anything left I will share:hehe:what EXCELLENT taste you have:hug:

[Helen 28]

ERM,excuse me Helen,get in line,if there is anything left I will share:hehe:what EXCELLENT taste you have:hug:

Ok fair enough.:laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

woo hoo

catfight

:fan:

[Kazanne]

woo hoo

catfight

:fan:

Worth losing a few clumps for LT,and Helen,I'm sure he has enough for two:evilgrin:

[Josy]

Gerard Butler is disgusting these days, he looks all fat and bloated

[Kazanne]

Gerard Butler is disgusting these days, he looks all fat and bloated

STOP !!! sack the admin,he is no way fat and bloated,you saw a bad pic(which is very rare):fist:

[Helen 28]

Gerard Butler is disgusting these days, he looks all fat and bloated



http://drpinna.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/super-fat-man-on-a-scooter2.jpg

I saw this pic of him on the set of the Easy Rider remake and from the back he certainly seems to be slightly chunky.

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://i53.tinypic.com/2ihv24n.png

Man the HARPOOOOOOOOONNNNNSSSSS

[Firewire]

Julian Morris obviously

[Niamh.]

Charlie Hunnam

http://i.imgur.com/hQUGq2f.jpg?1

[Helen 28]

http://i.imgur.com/gMvyNk2.gif
http://i.imgur.com/eXR3Nw3.gif
http://i.imgur.com/r8HlxO7.gif

I'd have had those trousers off by now.

[Kazanne]

http://i53.tinypic.com/2ihv24n.png

Man the HARPOOOOOOOOONNNNNSSSSS

That's an old pic LT and you are off my Christmas card list!!!!

[Vicky.]

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/079/9/7/damon_salvatore_x_reader___every_time_i_see_you_by _ailyn147-d7ayqlh.png

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/079/9/7/damon_salvatore_x_reader___every_time_i_see_you_by _ailyn147-d7ayqlh.png

he looks american :suspect:

[Vicky.]

Damn it, he has to be english? :bored:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Damn it, he has to be english? :bored:

:nono:

British

obviously i dont mean welsh as there are no welsh celebs but you could do a rugby player?

[Vicky.]

No thanks, I dont do crooked noses :umm2:

[smudgie]

http://i8.cdnds.net/15/09/450x450/8101213-high_res-poldark.jpg

Sorted that for you.

:laugh::laugh: Wrong one...

I did admire Warren as an actor.

R.I.P.

[Mystic Mock]

No thanks, I dont do crooked noses :umm2:

What about Wayne Rooney?

[Kizzy]

:nono:

British

obviously i dont mean welsh as there are no welsh celebs but you could do a rugby player?

Ok I'll have gethin jones...
http://i1.cdnds.net/11/24/uktv_gethin_jones.jpg