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Black Dagger
25-03-2015, 09:33 AM
Oh an alcohol task is really helpful after me sticking myself in rehab. Wonderful

Jack.
25-03-2015, 04:41 PM
Actually sent a task in early for once :laugh:

Braden
25-03-2015, 05:31 PM
-minute silence for Zayn Malik-

Shaun
25-03-2015, 05:34 PM
*month silence

Jack.
25-03-2015, 05:47 PM
*month silence

[2]

LukeB
25-03-2015, 05:49 PM
-makes a comment about Niall still being in 1D-

Liam-
25-03-2015, 05:50 PM
Now that the pretty one is gone i can stop watching whenever they're on TV, maybe there is a God.

Mokka
25-03-2015, 06:25 PM
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTk_mwlpAfJTMu6UZiwRW85TUwDA_FqT uVw4kkZKB_wpuej3RbNSw

Our little coach is sad :bawling:

Jack.
25-03-2015, 06:38 PM
Now that the pretty one is gone i can stop watching whenever they're on TV, maybe there is a God.

I think Liam is the most pretty out of them all :flutter:

Shaun
25-03-2015, 06:38 PM
-makes a comment about Niall still being in 1D-

And our next yellow card goes to...

Black Dagger
25-03-2015, 06:41 PM
He is the worst one not named Louis

Liam-
25-03-2015, 06:45 PM
I think Liam is the most pretty out of them all :flutter:

None of them can hold a candle to Zayn.. mainly because the heroin in his system would probably bubble, but also because he's easily the hottest :flutter:

LukeB
25-03-2015, 06:46 PM
at least Harry is not being named the best one, I swear people overrate him.

Braden
25-03-2015, 06:53 PM
I love Harry :flutter:

He's so lax in comparison to the others, although Zayn was (D:) the hottest

Jake.
25-03-2015, 06:53 PM
Just over an hour to get those remaining entries in.. Results will be posted after 10PM :)

Shaun
25-03-2015, 07:36 PM
this task is making me want to sip an Absolut cocktail in the Interior Illusions lounge with Braden and Scott

Shaun
25-03-2015, 07:37 PM
so braden what did you think of lukeb's runway look today

http://media.tumblr.com/99caa7d972261252645f6188591b2258/tumblr_inline_n8z0anf07P1qz7j5g.gif

Black Dagger
25-03-2015, 07:40 PM
I will go back to rehab another day! I bet these cocktails will be delicious

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
25-03-2015, 07:53 PM
i always under-cook chips

Shaun
25-03-2015, 07:54 PM
it's ok scott :hug:

Black Dagger
25-03-2015, 07:56 PM
We r here for u

Ninastar
25-03-2015, 07:57 PM
is there not a forum vote????

Marsh.
25-03-2015, 07:59 PM
LukeBarney

LukeB
25-03-2015, 08:01 PM
LukeBarney

Who

Braden
25-03-2015, 08:07 PM
so braden what did you think of lukeb's runway look today

http://media.tumblr.com/99caa7d972261252645f6188591b2258/tumblr_inline_n8z0anf07P1qz7j5g.gif

cheap and tacky tbh

http://33.media.tumblr.com/0174aca7f1984b6cc90d4decf9399c83/tumblr_n3bsr1nF1D1qzqtn5o2_r1_500.gif

Firewire
25-03-2015, 09:04 PM
submitted hope everyone loves x

Firewire
25-03-2015, 09:04 PM
i submitted like half an hour ago btw

Jack.
25-03-2015, 09:17 PM
When are the results?

Drew.
25-03-2015, 09:26 PM
Don't think Jake gets back till about 11

T*
25-03-2015, 09:27 PM
he said 10pm

Jack.
25-03-2015, 09:31 PM
Don't think Jake gets back till about 11

Ahh right ok :) anyway how are you :)?

Drew.
25-03-2015, 09:32 PM
Not bad Jack yourself?

Jack.
25-03-2015, 09:34 PM
Not bad Jack yourself?

I'm good thanks. How did you get on with the task :laugh:

Drew.
25-03-2015, 09:36 PM
I think we've done alright, i'm more interested to see what everyone else has done though

Jack.
25-03-2015, 09:43 PM
I think we've done alright, i'm more interested to see what everyone else has done though

I made one last night but amy wanted to pink it up so all im saying is that it's a pink cocktail :joker:

Liam-
25-03-2015, 09:47 PM
I'm excited to see what everyone has come up with :flutter:

Amy Jade
25-03-2015, 09:47 PM
Everyone loves pink!

Mokka
25-03-2015, 09:49 PM
I have a feeling we are a creative bunch... and Jake will have a hard time picking

Ours is pinkish too Amy :hehe:

Firewire
25-03-2015, 09:49 PM
ours is pink as well :worry:

Black Dagger
25-03-2015, 09:49 PM
Ours is pretty.

LukeB
25-03-2015, 09:50 PM
I have a feeling we are a creative bunch... and Jake will have a hard time picking

Ours is pinkish too Amy :hehe:

I love ours :flutter:

Amy Jade
25-03-2015, 09:50 PM
Watch Jake hate pink and were screwed! haha

Liam-
25-03-2015, 09:51 PM
Ours is.. different

Mokka
25-03-2015, 09:51 PM
lol we all made the same thing

LukeB
25-03-2015, 09:51 PM
lol we all made the same thing

Ours is red though :p

Amy Jade
25-03-2015, 09:52 PM
I wish it had have been a longer task or a weekend one id have made ours and been like all Nigella over it

Jay.
25-03-2015, 09:52 PM
Ours is.. different

:joker:

I'm genuinely nervous @ how people may react

LukeB
25-03-2015, 09:54 PM
:joker:

I'm genuinely nervous @ how people may react

I see where this is going, if its lies about me and mokka just like reasons we got a vote then I will put your head on a spike :hmph:

Jay.
25-03-2015, 09:57 PM
What? :joker:

LukeB
25-03-2015, 09:57 PM
What? :joker:

i'm watching you :suspect:

Jay.
25-03-2015, 09:58 PM
your post made no sense :worry:

Mokka
25-03-2015, 09:58 PM
Did anyone here ever watch the Canadian comedy sketch "Kids in the Hall"?

They had a "girl drink drunk" sketch that reminds me of this moment

1GW22sAElpE

LukeB
25-03-2015, 09:59 PM
your post made no sense :worry:

you said you are nervous how we going to react

i made a joke saying you have said things about everyone on the coach...........

Jack.
25-03-2015, 10:01 PM
I'm thinking about going on a diet which one would everyone advise me to do?

Liam-
25-03-2015, 10:02 PM
:joker:

I'm genuinely nervous @ how people may react

Same :joker:

Amy Jade
25-03-2015, 10:05 PM
I'm thinking about going on a diet which one would everyone advise me to do?

Depends really. I tried Lipotrim and my mum did it too and I lost 7lbs in week 1 and my mum lost 1stone 2lbs in week 1. It's really hard though its total food replacement

T*
25-03-2015, 10:06 PM
Depends really. I tried Lipotrim and my mum did it too and I lost 7lbs in week 1 and my mum lost 1stone 2lbs in week 1. It's really hard though its total food replacement

i want to try this
i think my sister does it, is it that shake that weight thing

Jack.
25-03-2015, 10:12 PM
Depends really. I tried Lipotrim and my mum did it too and I lost 7lbs in week 1 and my mum lost 1stone 2lbs in week 1. It's really hard though its total food replacement

I've never heard of that before is it like slim fast?

Amy Jade
25-03-2015, 10:12 PM
i want to try this
i think my sister does it, is it that shake that weight thing

No it's the one you have to do through a pharmacy. The shakes come in Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry and you basically stop eating and the shakes make your body go into something called kistosis and you drop loads of weight - after two weeks you can swap a shake for a peanut flapjack but they are GROSS.

I stayed on it for 4 weeks and lost almost 2 stone and my mum stayed on it for 7 weeks and lost 3 and a bit stone.

T*
25-03-2015, 10:13 PM
No it's the one you have to do through a pharmacy. The shakes come in Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry and you basically stop eating and the shakes make your body go into something called kistosis and you drop loads of weight - after two weeks you can swap a shake for a peanut flapjack but they are GROSS.

I stayed on it for 4 weeks and lost almost 2 stone and my mum stayed on it for 7 weeks and lost 3 and a bit stone.

yeah this is what my sister is doing
it seems really ****ing hard
but game on

Marsh.
25-03-2015, 10:14 PM
Everyone loves pink!


Ours is pinkish too Amy :hehe:

ours is pink as well :worry:

Mine's pink too. :smug:

Amy Jade
25-03-2015, 10:15 PM
I've never heard of that before is it like slim fast?

No it's not, you eat no food at all until week 3 so your body goes into kistosis and weight drops off you it's like £35 a week but hey its cheaper than buying food every day

Liam-
25-03-2015, 10:16 PM
Mine's pink too. :smug:

No filth in this family friendly coach please Marshall :nono:

Amy Jade
25-03-2015, 10:17 PM
yeah this is what my sister is doing
it seems really ****ing hard
but game on
It is hard, I had to stop because I felt sick. I relied on water to curb my appitite.

Black Dagger
25-03-2015, 10:17 PM
It has me on it, is it really family friendly?

Marsh.
25-03-2015, 10:17 PM
That sounds so dangerous.

Firewire
25-03-2015, 10:18 PM
Mine's pink too. :smug:

*licks lips*

Jay.
25-03-2015, 10:19 PM
Mine's pink too. :smug:

not cosmopolitan?

ew I hate myself :omgno:

Liam-
25-03-2015, 10:20 PM
It has me on it, is it really family friendly?

That's a very good point..

not cosmopolitan?

ew I hate myself :omgno:

Death

Jack.
25-03-2015, 10:20 PM
No it's not, you eat no food at all until week 3 so your body goes into kistosis and weight drops off you it's like £35 a week but hey its cheaper than buying food every day

So how many shakes do you have a day and what do they say the water intake each day should be?

Amy Jade
25-03-2015, 10:20 PM
Chia seeds are great on diets, you literally put them with your food and when they're in your stomach they swell and make you feel fuller. I have them with tomato soup for my tea and im always full after and dont feel like snacking at like 9pm

Mokka
25-03-2015, 10:21 PM
That sounds so dangerous.

This

T*
25-03-2015, 10:22 PM
So how many shakes do you have a day and what do they say the water intake each day should be?

i think you do 3 shakes (breakfast, lunch, dinner) and for the girls have 2 litres of water and men 2.5 litres

Jay.
25-03-2015, 10:23 PM
I've been losing weight by eating as little as possible (whilst still making sure I'm full) and working out a minimum of 20 minutes a day, recently an hour.

I've been eating a lot of salads etc. too

Amy Jade
25-03-2015, 10:23 PM
So how many shakes do you have a day and what do they say the water intake each day should be?

3 a day if I remember correctly, breakfast - lunch - dinner and between you are meant to drink water. Mine was a lower intake because I was just turned 15 when I did it, i think i had to drink 1 litre at least and my mum had to drink 2 litres

Marsh.
25-03-2015, 10:25 PM
R.I.P. Titus Andromedon highlights.

Amy Jade
25-03-2015, 10:25 PM
Also they sell pots of jelly with just 10 calories in them, my mum buys them for snacks instead of yogurts which are 100 calories or crisps which are 88 calories

Jay.
25-03-2015, 10:26 PM
R.I.P. Titus Andromedon highlights.

I literally just wrote this in the lounge :worry:

Jack.
25-03-2015, 10:27 PM
i think you do 3 shakes (breakfast, lunch, dinner) and for the girls have 2 litres of water and men 2.5 litres

3 a day if I remember correctly, breakfast - lunch - dinner and between you are meant to drink water. Mine was a lower intake because I was just turned 15 when I did it, i think i had to drink 1 litre at least and my mum had to drink 2 litres

Just been reading what people who have done it have said and it sounds like a quick way to lose that bit of weight. I could manage that for 3 weeks did you say before you eat? I think I could do that just fill myself up on water.

LukeB
25-03-2015, 10:27 PM
:worry:

Marsh.
25-03-2015, 10:28 PM
not cosmopolitan?

ew I hate myself :omgno:

YOU GOT ME!!

You are so very cosmopolitan.


/titus

Jay.
25-03-2015, 10:29 PM
YOU GOT ME!!

You are so very cosmopolitan.


/titus

omg kill me now did I get it wrong?

is it Neapolitan? :worry:

T*
25-03-2015, 10:30 PM
has jake really parked the coach in a middle of a french field and abandoned us
we gon die

Marsh.
25-03-2015, 10:31 PM
omg kill me now did I get it wrong?

is it Neapolitan? :worry:

Were you referencing Smithy's ice cream joke? :joker:

Yes, it's neapolitan. :joker:

I thought you were talking about cosmopolitan cocktails. :hehe:

Jay.
25-03-2015, 10:32 PM
Were you referencing Smithy's ice cream joke? :joker:

Yes, it's neapolitan. :joker:

I thought you were talking about cosmopolitan cocktails. :hehe:

Yes :joker:

fml

Ninastar
25-03-2015, 10:38 PM
i came off of GTA early and jake isnt even here?

disgusting

Marsh.
25-03-2015, 10:42 PM
i came off of GTA early and jake isnt even here?

disgusting

Can we interest you in a cosmopolitan ice cream whilst you wait?

Ninastar
25-03-2015, 10:43 PM
Can we interest you in a cosmopolitan ice cream whilst you wait?

is this a trick question?

Mokka
25-03-2015, 10:45 PM
is this a trick question?

With Marsh it is always a trick question

Marsh.
25-03-2015, 10:53 PM
is this a trick question?

http://media.tumblr.com/23189ca795df1f53b117a0e5b8009990/tumblr_mzo8vdCg7i1rw3pgqo1_400.gif

T*
25-03-2015, 11:01 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/23189ca795df1f53b117a0e5b8009990/tumblr_mzo8vdCg7i1rw3pgqo1_400.gif

ew is that a rat
it must be

T*
25-03-2015, 11:01 PM
jake where is u

LukeB
25-03-2015, 11:04 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/23189ca795df1f53b117a0e5b8009990/tumblr_mzo8vdCg7i1rw3pgqo1_400.gif

Stepping on a plug must hurt

Braden
25-03-2015, 11:04 PM
Brendan has gone awol

Jay.
25-03-2015, 11:05 PM
Brendan has gone awol

I was literally about to write this fml :omgno:

Black Dagger
25-03-2015, 11:10 PM
Can we not with Jonny Rapid.

Shaun
25-03-2015, 11:13 PM
johnny rapid more like johnny be good and stop doing gay porn

idk i'm not on form today

Braden
25-03-2015, 11:13 PM
I was literally about to write this fml :omgno:

Caught ya biatch

And omg I never told you I could be coming Bournemouth after all :joker:

Ninastar
25-03-2015, 11:13 PM
i am tempted to text him something abusive

LukeB
25-03-2015, 11:14 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/24/article-1341472-0C937827000005DC-934_634x367.jpg

Jay.
25-03-2015, 11:15 PM
Caught ya biatch

And omg I never told you I could be coming Bournemouth after all :joker:

Here for it :clap2:

Shaun
25-03-2015, 11:15 PM
i am tempted to text him something abusive

he did say he was working 'til 11 you daft cow

Ninastar
25-03-2015, 11:15 PM
i thought he said 10!! id have bloody stayed on gta if i had known

Braden
25-03-2015, 11:16 PM
Here for it :clap2:

It turns out I entered the wrong qualifications on UCAS :joker:

Marsh.
25-03-2015, 11:17 PM
It turns out I entered the wrong qualifications on UCAS :joker:

:joker::joker::joker:

LukeB
25-03-2015, 11:18 PM
cheap and tacky tbh

http://33.media.tumblr.com/0174aca7f1984b6cc90d4decf9399c83/tumblr_n3bsr1nF1D1qzqtn5o2_r1_500.gif

http://www.gif-maniac.com/gifs/37/36890.gif

Jay.
25-03-2015, 11:18 PM
It turns out I entered the wrong qualifications on UCAS :joker:

omg :joker:

GypsyGoth
25-03-2015, 11:20 PM
He is checking the entries and stuff now.

Braden
25-03-2015, 11:20 PM
sorrynotsorry @Luke

And yeah, the funny thing is that I still got offers based on half a qualification lmao

Jake.
25-03-2015, 11:21 PM
Right, I'm here! Sorry to keep you all waiting.. Entries will shortly be posted for you all to gaze at. Before I do, I must say that you all put in a fantastic amount of effort! :D

Mokka
25-03-2015, 11:22 PM
:clap1:

Shaun
25-03-2015, 11:22 PM
omg thanks x

Liam-
25-03-2015, 11:22 PM
Are you deciding who wins Jake?

Amy Jade
25-03-2015, 11:22 PM
I just had the worst nose bleed it was pouring out of me like a tap both sides

Shaun
25-03-2015, 11:23 PM
film it amy x get those sympathy votes!!!!!!

Jake.
25-03-2015, 11:24 PM
'Coachtails' - Task Entries:

Jonathan & Dylan

LOTUS

Songbird, rebirth, unearth creature
Submerge from hurt, pain, broken pieces
Emergency, heartbeat increases
Rise up lotus, rise, this is the beginning
This is the beginning
This is the beginning
This is the beginning

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/094/2/1/christina_aguilera_wallpaper_10_by_sexylove555-d60euvu.jpg (pretend that's a blender she's holding)

Ingredients:
1/2 oz of Vodka
Double shot of red wine
Half a teaspoon of marmalade
Then filled with pink lemonade

advert slogan:
Sick of feeling like a genie in a bottle? Why not go back to basics with this dirrty little cocktail. Come on, make the world move and be Bionic. All I wanna do is love your cocktail.

Served with a faux middle finger (used for stirring).

small print:
This drink is in no way affiliated with Lil Kim and we can guarantee that it is stripped of preservatives.

Black Dagger
25-03-2015, 11:25 PM
Get Xtina that promo <3

Shaun
25-03-2015, 11:25 PM
I would drink a Bionic but Lotus can **** off

Liam-
25-03-2015, 11:26 PM
Christina finally becoming relevant again

Drew.
25-03-2015, 11:26 PM
Pink lemonade :clap1:

Jake.
25-03-2015, 11:27 PM
'Coachtails' - Task Entries:

Tom & Lucas

http://i.imgur.com/tZ3fgQ9.png
http://i.imgur.com/wUCJXkm.png

Jake.
25-03-2015, 11:27 PM
I would drink a Bionic but Lotus can **** off

:joker:

Amy Jade
25-03-2015, 11:27 PM
Marmalade?

Jake.
25-03-2015, 11:29 PM
'Coachtails" - Task Entries:

Caitlin & Claudia

http://i.imgur.com/8NsFDX0.jpg

Drew.
25-03-2015, 11:29 PM
Any drink with gin gets my vote

Ninastar
25-03-2015, 11:29 PM
**** sake

Everyone's written so much and we haven't

Shaun
25-03-2015, 11:30 PM
I love Michelle's healthy campaigns <3

Marsh.
25-03-2015, 11:30 PM
A purple clunge. :omgno:

Liam-
25-03-2015, 11:30 PM
'Clungetail' :joker:

Jay.
25-03-2015, 11:30 PM
everyone's so far :clap1:

Amy Jade
25-03-2015, 11:30 PM
Clungetail :laugh2:

Jake.
25-03-2015, 11:30 PM
'Coachtails' - Task Entries:

Mokka & Luke

Mokka promised Luke that if she ever made it over the pond, she would bring a taste of Canada with her, and so after skype sesh with Talla of BBCan 1, she packed the makings of a real Canadian treat. With fresh wild salmonberries, native to Talla’s neck of the woods, and liquor from Mokka’s home town, taste and be amazed !!


"Sorry we couldn't get Tatiana Maslany or Justin Bieber(but who wanted him) and Sorry Mokka we couldn't get emmett we all know you liked his dick pic. But we got someone better and some very Special please welcome Talla from Big Brother Canada Season 1

http://24.media.tumblr.com/56a96c8e624e7d34743c04482eeb7c78/tumblr_mjn1etSBQn1rm04txo1_250.gif
Talla "I'm so excited to be here to promote my favourite drink A Canadian Kiss, I love it. omg have you tried it? omg I should be professional here.This is perfect it's Berryfantastic. I just love it, you will love it and everyone will love it.You should deffo try this I just love it.I do advise not to let Lucas have a lot after his Caravan antics"


http://i.imgur.com/ve9Q9JTh.jpg

Drew.
25-03-2015, 11:30 PM
5* name

Black Dagger
25-03-2015, 11:31 PM
tldr xo

Black Dagger
25-03-2015, 11:31 PM
Just kidding, I'm sure it tastes amazing :love:

Amy Jade
25-03-2015, 11:31 PM
damn everyones is so good! haha

Marsh.
25-03-2015, 11:31 PM
Mokka clearly put all the work in. :clap1:

LukeB
25-03-2015, 11:32 PM
Mokka clearly put all the work in. :clap1:

ummm


i came with the idea and the name and the speech

Drew.
25-03-2015, 11:32 PM
Alcoholic lemon drinks >

Liam-
25-03-2015, 11:32 PM
All things Canada is always a bonus :clap2:

Amy Jade
25-03-2015, 11:32 PM
What are salmonberries?

Jake.
25-03-2015, 11:32 PM
'Coachtails' - Task Entries:

Jay & Liam

Myself and Liam decided to base our cocktail on a little 'cocktale' that Luke told, which consisted of himself ejaculating into his friends McDonald's burger.

The name of the cocktail is 'Luke's Lunch Cocktail'.

Ingredients & Design:
http://i.imgur.com/aHEx5VL.jpg

We also created two advertisements. The first is for a club & shows the price and instructions on how to make the cocktail. The bar name is also a pun.

http://i.imgur.com/TvvVI36.jpg

The second shows of the unique taste of the cocktail and it's a more general advertisement.

http://i.imgur.com/HLbiQ6m.jpg

Shaun
25-03-2015, 11:32 PM
amazing

Marsh.
25-03-2015, 11:32 PM
ummm


i came with the idea and the name and the speech

:fan:

LukeB
25-03-2015, 11:33 PM
http://38.media.tumblr.com/5b66b1b8e06506f1e41fd76d8063ddf8/tumblr_nbu0fqknUE1tuvjcqo1_400.gif

Marsh.
25-03-2015, 11:33 PM
OMG!!!! D:

I am disgusted!!!

Drew.
25-03-2015, 11:33 PM
A full english in a cocktail

Shaun
25-03-2015, 11:33 PM
that's it i'm quitting

trying to get me to drink semen ffs :rolleyes:

Ninastar
25-03-2015, 11:34 PM
'Coachtails' - Task Entries:

Jay & Liam

omfg HAHAHAHA

LukeB
25-03-2015, 11:34 PM
I was 15 :sad:

Black Dagger
25-03-2015, 11:34 PM
I'm repulsed.

Firewire
25-03-2015, 11:34 PM
did me and dylan win

Jake.
25-03-2015, 11:34 PM
'Coachtails' - Task Entries:

Jack & Amy

http://i.imgur.com/A7iyBFB.jpg
Ingredients
Pimms
Sparkling wine
Shot of pink sambuca
A drop of vodka
Garnished with two raspberries

Naughty nosh Is a must have cocktail this summer, if you just want a nice refreshing drink by the pool while relaxing in the sun or if you want a few before a night out this is the drink for you. In the cocktail we have one of Britain's favourite summer time drink Pimms. Me and Amy felt Pimms was a must in this drink to give it that summer taste. We also have some sparkling wine to give the cocktail a bit of fizzy. We then decided this cocktail needs a kick so We decided to put a shot of pink Sambuca in aswell which gave a kick with taste and a gives the cocktail a strong pink colour. After trying the cocktail it tasted nice but was still missing something so the last ingredient Me and Amy added to my cocktail was vodka. We then mixed out cocktail before pouring into a glass and serving it with a small two raspberries on top to finish off the drink.

GypsyGoth
25-03-2015, 11:34 PM
What are salmonberries?

The looks like orange black berries and from north america.

Jay.
25-03-2015, 11:35 PM
should we be ashamed

Jake.
25-03-2015, 11:35 PM
did me and dylan win

you sent it in late, be grateful it was even included

Amy Jade
25-03-2015, 11:35 PM
Poor Caitlin and Claudia being forced to drink semen

Liam-
25-03-2015, 11:35 PM
I am so disgusted with myself rn

Jack.
25-03-2015, 11:35 PM
should we be ashamed

:nono: Yes you should :joker:

Firewire
25-03-2015, 11:36 PM
you sent it in late, be grateful it was even included

no i didn't D:

you said 9pm originally :fist:

Braden
25-03-2015, 11:36 PM
They're all so good!!

It must have been difficult to choose a winner

LukeB
25-03-2015, 11:36 PM
should we be ashamed

yes :nono:

Liam-
25-03-2015, 11:36 PM
Just to add.. the cocktail contained no actual semen, that's important to know

Jay.
25-03-2015, 11:36 PM
Just to add.. the cocktail contained no actual semen, that's important to know

this

Mokka
25-03-2015, 11:36 PM
I am so disgusted with myself rn

good :idc:

T*
25-03-2015, 11:36 PM
'Coachtails' - Task Entries:

Mokka & Luke

'these are not pancakes tom'
was this sneaky fat shade or what :suspect:

Jake.
25-03-2015, 11:37 PM
'Coachtails' - Task Entries:

Braden & Scott

Hello!!

http://i60.tinypic.com/98hleg.gif

basically...

Braden & Scott - Bleach: we secretly want to kill off the competition

Drew & Shaun - Dash of Mint: because they're cool and refreshing

Caitlin & Claudia - Cherry: they look cute and remind us of lesbians <3

Amy & Jack - Sourz: young and trendy

Jay & Liam - Southern Comfort: because Liam loves it and Jay can give a good kick

Dylan & Jonathan - Cointreau: because they're sweet and enjoyable

Mokka & LukeB - Cava: a chilling yet stimulating combination with bubbly flavour

Lucas & Tom - Shloer: because Tom is underage and we don't want Lucas flying off the rails just yet

Amy Jade
25-03-2015, 11:37 PM
I wanted to bust the rim with sherbert too cus everyone loves sherbert

Ninastar
25-03-2015, 11:37 PM
Poor Caitlin and Claudia being forced to drink semen

the whole reason we invented clungetails tbh

LukeB
25-03-2015, 11:37 PM
everyone did really good! loved them all!
well done everyone :love:

Jake.
25-03-2015, 11:37 PM
no i didn't D:

you said 9pm originally :fist:

oh did I

I'll let you off then :fan:

Drew.
25-03-2015, 11:37 PM
i like that, creative

Shaun
25-03-2015, 11:38 PM
trying to buy jake off by being the first person of 2015 to mention La Roux smh

Black Dagger
25-03-2015, 11:38 PM
I need to fly off the rails :sad:

Shaun
25-03-2015, 11:38 PM
(although shloer <3)

Jay.
25-03-2015, 11:38 PM
omg :joker:

Jack.
25-03-2015, 11:38 PM
this

Just to add.. the cocktail contained no actual semen, that's important to know

False advertising :nono:

Braden
25-03-2015, 11:39 PM
We sneaky <3

Liam-
25-03-2015, 11:39 PM
Ugh yours are all so good

Jake.
25-03-2015, 11:39 PM
'Coachtails' - Task Entries:

Drugsy

Introducing... The Daiquiri Sagna

http://i.imgur.com/76oGDui.png

http://i.imgur.com/xM4kwkh.png

A team of professional bar staff and cocktail mixers have been working tirelessly in conjunction with one of France's most beloved footballers to create a new cocktail, aimed at both the traditional cocktail-drinking market, as well as the - traditionally more restrained and lager-drinking - football fans.

The footballer in question, Bacary Sagna, has himself endorsed the product to his own 740,000+ Twitter followers:

http://i.imgur.com/xpGJrgO.png

Preparation of the Daiquiri Sagna could not be more simple.

4.5 cl (9 parts) White rum
2.0 cl (4 parts) Limoncello
1.5 cl (3 parts) Orange juice
0.5 cl (1 part) Mint syrup

Instructions
1. Pour 4.5cl (three shot glasses) of a white rum of your preference into a cocktail shaker.
2. Add 1.5cl (one shot glass) of orange juice and shake well.
3. Once settled, pour the mixture into a standard cocktail glass (no larger than 13cl).
4. Next, add 2.0cl (slightly more than one shot glass) of Limoncello, a lemon-flavoured liqueur, to the top of the glass. It should settle atop the rum mixture.
5. Then add a small dash of mint syrup - we advise 0.5cl (a third of a shot glass), but add more or less to suit your tastes.
6. Finally, garnish with a cocktail stick and olives.

http://i.imgur.com/SonKgpM.png

To advertise the new drink, we've embarked on a nationwide billboard campaign, with a similar series of images popping up all across Bacary's native France.

http://i.imgur.com/OU5uGxa.png

In addition to this, further celebrity endorsement was necessary, and who better than a chat show host who is famed for serving his A-list guests a tipple for their interviews?

http://i.imgur.com/e5agZfL.png

Hi, it's me... Alan! When you're next at the bar, ask for a Daiquiri Sagna, it tastes bloody amazing!

Thank you for reading about our new drink - and remember! Next time you're thinking about getting a drink down 'ya, order a Daiquiri Sagna. Xo

Marsh.
25-03-2015, 11:39 PM
Drew and Shaun should've had a pot leaf, not a mint one.

Liam-
25-03-2015, 11:39 PM
False advertising :nono:

Not really if you read the advertisement explaining the ingredients :hmph:

LukeB
25-03-2015, 11:40 PM
great stuff drew and shaun :amazed:

Firewire
25-03-2015, 11:40 PM
i had to do most of ours myself because dylan was too busy being slain by charli xcx tonight

Liam-
25-03-2015, 11:40 PM
:worship:

Amy Jade
25-03-2015, 11:40 PM
I dont like minty drinks I feel like I'm drinking mouthwash :(

T*
25-03-2015, 11:40 PM
'these are not pancakes tom'
was this sneaky fat shade or what :suspect:

where are my answers

T*
25-03-2015, 11:41 PM
omg shaun & drew :laugh2: :love:

Black Dagger
25-03-2015, 11:41 PM
That is ****ing genius. The Alan Carr cameo :lovedup:

Jay.
25-03-2015, 11:41 PM
omg I love it :joker:

LukeB
25-03-2015, 11:42 PM
I thought of the Canadian theme because my amazing partner is from there and i love it there :love:

Mokka also wanted Talla invovled so it looks like we both had something of our own or a favourite so it looks like we did team work :flutter:

Braden
25-03-2015, 11:42 PM
Alan! :lovedup:

Shaun
25-03-2015, 11:42 PM
I'm just happy we managed to get our friend Alan to give us some promo

Braden
25-03-2015, 11:42 PM
Love'em all

Amy Jade
25-03-2015, 11:42 PM
They were all really good! poor Jake having to pick a winner.

Firewire
25-03-2015, 11:42 PM
these are all so good

LukeB
25-03-2015, 11:42 PM
Poor Jake

Jake.
25-03-2015, 11:42 PM
Now, as you can imagine, choosing a winning pair really wasn't an easy decision..

Jack.
25-03-2015, 11:43 PM
Drew and shaun :flutter: love the alan carr cameo :love:

Mokka
25-03-2015, 11:43 PM
I have loved everyones... almost

:clap1:
Good job everyone... good for a laugh

Amy Jade
25-03-2015, 11:43 PM
I think i'd like a bit of clungetail myself if I had to choose one.

LukeB
25-03-2015, 11:44 PM
good luck everyone :love:

Liam-
25-03-2015, 11:44 PM
Good luck :clap1:

Shaun
25-03-2015, 11:44 PM
I think i'd like a bit of clunge

I am sick of Coach Trip 3 and its lesbian agenda

Jack.
25-03-2015, 11:44 PM
Good luck everyone :)

Amy Jade
25-03-2015, 11:45 PM
I am sick of Coach Trip 3 and its lesbian agenda

:laugh2:

Ninastar
25-03-2015, 11:45 PM
I am sick of Coach Trip 3 and its lesbian agenda

shut the **** up you privileged piece of cisgender scum!!!!!

Shaun
25-03-2015, 11:46 PM
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE EVEN ON THIS COACH CAITLIN WE'RE NOT STOPPING IN LESBOS :mad:

T*
25-03-2015, 11:47 PM
*lucas bursts into tears*
STOP IT ALL OF YOU YOU'RE MAKING LUCAS CRY

Black Dagger
25-03-2015, 11:47 PM
We are stopping in Lebanon tho, I heard that's nice.

Black Dagger
25-03-2015, 11:48 PM
erm I don't cry unless I'm drunk and it's on Ben tyvm.

Shaun
25-03-2015, 11:48 PM
you let us all down lucas

Jake.
25-03-2015, 11:49 PM
All of the entries were fantastic, I loved Mokka and Luke's Canadian theme, Caitlin and Claudia's ingenious name and Scott and Braden's personal touch by including their other coach-mates in particular...

But I have to say, making the cocktail from scratch was impressive enough, it was the Alan Carr facemask which won me over, so congratulations...

Drew & Shaun, you have won immunity

Black Dagger
25-03-2015, 11:49 PM
:rolleyes:

Black Dagger
25-03-2015, 11:49 PM
I loved it really, well deserved, Alan was sensational.

Firewire
25-03-2015, 11:50 PM
xtina being paid dust as per usual

LukeB
25-03-2015, 11:50 PM
Well done Shaun and Drew :clap1:

Liam-
25-03-2015, 11:50 PM
Well done :clap1:

Mokka
25-03-2015, 11:50 PM
Good job Shaun and Drew :clap1:

T*
25-03-2015, 11:50 PM
well deserved :love:

Jay.
25-03-2015, 11:50 PM
Well done guys :clap1:

Firewire
25-03-2015, 11:50 PM
well done though :clap1:

Jay.
25-03-2015, 11:50 PM
I would give more emotion in that but it's almost 12 and I can hardly open my eyes :worry:

Drew.
25-03-2015, 11:51 PM
Hurrah :love:

Amy Jade
25-03-2015, 11:51 PM
Congrats guys!

Jake.
25-03-2015, 11:51 PM
But honestly well done to all of you, I wish I didn't have to chose :clap1:

Braden
25-03-2015, 11:52 PM
Congratulations darlings <3

Ninastar
25-03-2015, 11:54 PM
what a FIX!

Jake.
25-03-2015, 11:54 PM
Now, it's time for the vote off. As pairs decide who you wish to vote for, PMing me the name of the couple with reasons. Drew & Shaun cannot be voted for. If I get the votes in soon I'll do it tonight, if not I need them by tomorrow at 1PM so I can set the next task before I go to work.

Jack.
25-03-2015, 11:54 PM
Congrats was my personal favourite I agree with Jake the Alan Carr mask was great :laugh: Well done

Shaun
25-03-2015, 11:54 PM
oh :flutter: ty

GypsyGoth
25-03-2015, 11:55 PM
Congratz Drew & Shaun :love:

Ninastar
25-03-2015, 11:57 PM
I'm kidding. Well deserved boys. :love:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
26-03-2015, 12:00 AM
i can't believe i pretended to like lily for this task and we didn't even win i feel so cheap and dirty

Firewire
26-03-2015, 12:00 AM
can't vote tonight as I refuse to vote without consulting Dylan beforehand, he probably won't reply to me tonight

LukeB
26-03-2015, 12:01 AM
this is really hard now tbh :worry:

Jake.
26-03-2015, 12:01 AM
i can't believe i pretended to like lily for this task and we didn't even win i feel so cheap and dirty

do you want a red card or

Jake.
26-03-2015, 12:02 AM
can't vote tonight as I refuse to vote without consulting Dylan beforehand, he probably won't reply to me tonight

is he not on FB? doesn't really matter if not though, it can wait until tomorrow :p

Udanax
26-03-2015, 12:03 AM
I was looking forward to the drama :(

Firewire
26-03-2015, 12:03 AM
is he not on FB? doesn't really matter if not though, it can wait until tomorrow :p

yah that's where i messaged but he's been at charli xcx if he replies i'll let you know

Jake.
26-03-2015, 12:07 AM
yah that's where i messaged but he's been at charli xcx if he replies i'll let you know

ooo I thought you meant that he'd just been listening to her album lmao

Firewire
26-03-2015, 12:07 AM
ooo I thought you meant that he'd just been listening to her album lmao

no :laugh2:

Mokka
26-03-2015, 12:19 AM
The looks like orange black berries and from north america.

Love that you knew this btw :love:

Mokka
26-03-2015, 12:21 AM
'these are not pancakes tom'
was this sneaky fat shade or what :suspect:

No... I have no idea what you look like Tom... how could it be a fat joke?

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
26-03-2015, 12:28 AM
chubbers tom exposing haself

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
26-03-2015, 12:28 AM
that was an obvious joke it doesn't even need a disclaimer

Shaun
26-03-2015, 12:41 AM
13 minutes on and the coach are still in a stunned silence @Rose's joke

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
26-03-2015, 12:42 AM
:joker:

T*
26-03-2015, 12:45 AM
chubbers tom exposing haself


I need fat camp

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
26-03-2015, 12:46 AM
how many votes have been sent :twitch: