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Lostie!
24-03-2015, 06:47 PM
What's the top definition?

I got:

Lostie
1. A person who is overly obsessed and easily excited with the hit TV show, LOST.

2. A degree of fandom only attained by knowing way too much info about the show LOST.
"When I mentioned the Dharma Initiative, she was a total Lostie and knew everything about it!"

Spot on tbh. :clap2:

LukeB
24-03-2015, 06:48 PM
None for mine :inamood:
just put luke :smug:

To create a Luke: start with a base of hysterically funny. Mix in equal parts of cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. For flavour, add a dirty mind to the hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to ‘almost irresistible’ quantity. You should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. Add maturity, cheekiness and something ‘indescribably unique’ to serve.

Summary: A Luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways he is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet a Luke, show him he’s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.

If you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a Luke then take it. You will be the 2nd luckiest woman in the world.

Shaun
24-03-2015, 06:48 PM
Shaun
An amazing person someone you'll never forget. Someone strong and wise. He might not always be serious or very nice but he will always trying to be doing the right things. Very strong and intelligent. Is there when you need him. A jerk at times but he will always make up for it. And a very good looking person as well.

Australian Slang For An Extremely Large Male Reproductive Organ

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
24-03-2015, 06:49 PM
A very awesome chick from Charmed. Oh yeah, she dated Marilyn Manson and wore a see-through dress type thing to the VMA's.
Rose McGowan is a cool person.

:clap1:

MB.
24-03-2015, 06:49 PM
MB: (Medium Boto)- Someone who evolved from “SB” (Small Boto) to “MB” . A “MB” has more than 1 chic and wants to lose their v-card to any girl, but no one wants to fck him .

MB: "I like lose my v-card before I leave ."
C1: "Why?"
MB: "Cause I like practice before I come there."
C1: "What about c2, thas yo chic."
MB: "Naw, she’s just another girl, I still finna talk to her tho for practice ."

I know what about three of those words mean.

T*
24-03-2015, 06:51 PM
Tom
the man responsbile for the monstrosity known as "myspace", owner and operator of said site, and consequently the man blamed every time myspace is down.
"god damnit! myspace **** the bed again. **** you tom!"




k then..

Mokka
24-03-2015, 06:52 PM
Mine doesn't have... but it gives me the option to define it myself :think:

MB.
24-03-2015, 06:53 PM
so who's going to explain to Tom what Myspace was

Ramsay
24-03-2015, 06:55 PM
Ramsay
A verb, derived from the proper noun Gordon Ramsay. To unleash a tirade of foul-mouthed abuse upon someone.
Listen mate, if you don't hurry up with my drinks order i'm going to go ****ing ramsay on your ass.

Not what i was going for

Livia
24-03-2015, 06:55 PM
livia

A loveable cute little chica.

Boyfriend: Aw, baby, you're such a livia.
Girlfriend: AWWWW, I LOVE YOU!


2
Livia
A lovely, loveable, bright, energetic woman with a generous spirit and a sparkle in her eye. A darling who loves to say "Good Morning" at any time of day.

I always feel energized when I see Livia.


No lies spotted.

Ramsay
24-03-2015, 06:55 PM
so who's going to explain to Tom what Myspace was

:joker:

Mokka
24-03-2015, 06:55 PM
so who's going to explain to Tom what Myspace was

:laugh2:

Liam-
24-03-2015, 06:56 PM
Liam aka P.I.M.P

Often found with bitches and a pimping stick with a gold handle.
"I once saw this guy dressed in a cape with a golden cane. He was like a ****ing shepherd, with hundreds of bitches swinging of his cock. They were all screaming something that sounded like liam! But it could have been heaven? The bitches were touching his cape and getting backhands left right and center. Now thats a PIMP if I ever saw one"

Interesting..

Marsh.
24-03-2015, 06:56 PM
Marsh
Amazing last name of a man with a bright future and dreams to be accomplished. Sexually the best thing a woman has had. Intellegent and Strong. One of Gods best creations. Honesty is his best policy. Selflessness is his hobby and he would never hurt anyone unless they were a douche.
Girl 1: See that guy in the blue truck???
Girl 2: Yeah... What about him?
Girl 1: He is in my engineering class... He's totally a Marsh.



:smug:

Mokka
24-03-2015, 07:01 PM
oops... I searched this:

Mokka (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mokka&defid=6067131)
A tamil slang used at the following situations;
1. A person boring another to death by speech or sometimes by action
2. As a substitute for the word 'flirting'
3. A person using his negotiating prowess to influence another (irrespective of the outcome)
4. If a place, situation or dialogue is very boring, useless or uninteresting
5. If a guy/girl looks uninteresting

The use of the term 'mokka' depends on the context although the sentence which holds the term is the same on most occasions.
Examples are in the same order as the above definition;
1. A person giving a speech on the 'new world order and the current socio-economic blah-blah financial crisis' - Oh God! he is putting samma mokka! (literal translation)
2. He is putting samma mokka to that girl
3. Adam put super mokka to david for the sponsor of his liquor tab
4. That place is very mokka
5. He looks really mokka

and this:

Java (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Java&defid=855655)
A programming language commonly used as a solution to everything and anything.
Just do it in java!
Fix it... with java!

java;

Calderyon
24-03-2015, 07:06 PM
No definition of calderyon. There was one for calderon though...

calderon
someone who laughs and jokes with you then stabs you in the back to get you in trouble
I used be friends with that guy until he pulled a calderon. Next thing you know i lost my job
by the w1zard July 28, 2011

Smithy
24-03-2015, 07:11 PM
Smithy
A Smithy is someone who not only has legendary footy knowledge and arguing skills , but is also regarded as the premier authority on the subject by his peers. Looked up to and thouroughly respected , he is the essential die hard fan , never wavering , unfaultering love for his team . He could only ever really support a team like Liverpool.

where is the lie though

Glenn.
24-03-2015, 07:14 PM
qua·sar (kwzär, -sär, -zr, -sr) n.

1. An extremely distant, and thus old, celestial object whose power output is several thousand times that of our entire galaxy.

2. a starlike object that may send out radio waves and other forms of energy; large red shifts imply enormous recession velocities

MB.
24-03-2015, 07:15 PM
qua·sar (kwzär, -sär, -zr, -sr) n.

1. An extremely distant, and thus old, celestial object whose power output is several thousand times that of our entire galaxy.

2. a starlike object that may send out radio waves and other forms of energy; large red shifts imply enormous recession velocities

*glenn
a guy with a huge dong that every chick digs and wants to suck off
girl 1: omg u see cody over there
girl 2: omg ya hes such a glenn lets go give him mouth release.

Ninastar
24-03-2015, 07:19 PM
chaos
The state of disorder and/or confusion. Ravage! Bedlam! Havoc! Pandemonium!
Smash those windows, replace signs, cuz public scandals, make chaos!

I get off on chaos.


Boring tbh. the last part is true though

they dont have ninastar though :( or ninadyke

Smithy
24-03-2015, 07:21 PM
what about rugwhiffernina

Locke.
24-03-2015, 07:23 PM
locke
John Locke is not the bald dude from Lost. John Locke is an English Philosopher who even influenced the American Declaration of Independence.

Utter nonsense

Natalie.
24-03-2015, 07:44 PM
A very pretty girl who is shy at first but then she will open up. She is very trustworthy and has a great sense of humor. She falls for people fast and doesn't trust easily. She is beautiful inside and out people just don't realize it..... yet. Shes kickass and a great friend to have.
Man, Natalie is the total package.
I got to get me a Natalie

Ninastar
24-03-2015, 07:55 PM
A very pretty girl who is shy at first but then she will open up. She is very trustworthy and has a great sense of humor. She falls for people fast and doesn't trust easily. She is beautiful inside and out people just don't realize it..... yet. Shes kickass and a great friend to have.
Man, Natalie is the total package.
I got to get me a Natalie

wat? :suspect:

Glenn.
24-03-2015, 07:56 PM
*glenn
a guy with a huge dong that every chick digs and wants to suck off
girl 1: omg u see cody over there
girl 2: omg ya hes such a glenn lets go give him mouth release.

No lies

Josiah.
24-03-2015, 08:20 PM
I got:

Josiah
Always genuine and real, a true friend. He tends to be somewhat of a clown when in the mood and is a talented wordsmith. He is also very competitive and loves the taste of victory. Josiahs' find the right girl and stick with her but don't mind being a player once in a while... he is most compatible with Virgos' and their personalities tend to click. Due to their creativity, many Josiahs' are writers. He is goal oriented and works hard chasing his dreams, a fact much admired by others. Despite this, he loves having fun and will risk any embarrassment for a good laugh. His jokes tend to be corny but people love him anyways. Never has a problem with self-esteem and comes off as confident, masculine and attractive to the people he meets. All in all, Josiahs' are well balanced personalities and a constant source of entertainment to those round them.

"Hey, can you introduce me to Josiah?"

Ammi
25-03-2015, 04:45 AM
ammi

mother
this word is usually use in subcontinent to call his or her mother

she is my mother you can say she is my ammi


Ammi

Short German for "American". Usually used when they see people from the states in crazy actions. It doesn't mean army!

Ammi singular
Ammis plural

A: "Did you see that guy over there?"
B: "Yeah he trusted that old guy saying you need to pee in your lederhosen when wearing them the first time."
A: "Oh boy, these Ammis..."

Mokka
25-03-2015, 05:05 AM
:amazed:

How bang on is yours Ammi!!

Ammi
25-03-2015, 05:11 AM
:amazed:

How bang on is yours Ammi!!

..haha, I think actually that Salman did tell me the meaning once, just after I changed my username but it's actually a variation of my own name...

kirklancaster
25-03-2015, 06:02 AM
Kirk
A total Studgod, masterful in every way. Great King and Ruler, loved by women and adored by children, envied by men for being so awesome and wealthy and having a big unit and balls of steel.
I hope when I grow up I can be a Kirk.

They all bowed down to his great Kirkness and kissed his butt.

The baseball star was a real Kirk.

The women dream of being with Kirk.

The football player was trying to become a Kirk.
..................
kirk
aloof, mysterious, misunderstood, creative, wise, understanding, empathetic, carries the weight of the world on his shoulders. Constantly thinking big, a humanitarian, philosophical, intelligent. Very slow to anger, but when pushed to breaking point, fights like a demon. periodically lapses into bouts of depression. A romantic (secretly) prefers to play it cool, a drifter. Potentially as bad-ass as John Connor. His presence lingers. A spectre at times, dissappearing into the ether.
I got distracted by a passing gypsy, and then - like a kirk - he was gone!....
.................................

I prefer the second definition - but they're both wrong.

I'm actually a skinny, balding 7 stone weed who suffers from acne, halitosis, and alopecia.
Men hate me and beat up on me.
Women ignore me or ridicule me.
I have a 4" penis.
On the extremely rare occasions when I do have sex I use prostitutes.
I suffer from premature ejaculation and always end up coming before I go.
I am perpetually skint.
I never received an education.
I once went on Jeremy Kyle to try to find out who my dad was but they refused to do a DNA test on 23 men.
I bought my wife from Thailand and after two months my marriage had problems. We went to a Marriage Guidance advisor and my wife ran off with him.

Everybody HATES me. :bawling:

Jay.
25-03-2015, 06:49 AM
jay
Someone who is a beast at everything he/she does. Such as running barefoot on a muddy cross country course-or being beyond hot.
Derek: "Did you see that jay run by?"
Nick: "Yeah his name is Jay, he's really good."
Victoria:"And he's so hot!! Jay is such a jay!"

true

Josy
25-03-2015, 07:57 AM
Top Definition

Josy

A woman who is always happy and laughing on the outside and often even seems a bit stupid but is actually very cleaver and deep.

This girl seems all weird and shallow, I know, but I actually think she's a real Josy!

Noh

josy

An nifty "unpopular" woman with two kids and a cool tattooed partner who has the batman symbol on his chest.

Josy rocks the casbah.

Niamh.
25-03-2015, 09:10 AM
Basically I'm amazing :pipe:

Niamh
A one of a kind type of girl, Extremly witty, often sarcastic and always up for a laugh. Very senestive and often dramatic, Beautiful and charming not to mention has the bedroom skills of a porn star! Can also be quite crazy... but when u get a Niamh that loves you, she will love you with with all she has got so dont let her down as once she is hurt shes gone forever!
That girl is crazzzzzzy like a Niamh!

Niamh
A name of Irish Gaelic origin. Meaning, 'bright'. Pronoued 'Neev'
Niamh is a nice name.

Niamh
A beautiful, intelligent funny girl who's most outstanding feature is her kookiness and sense of humour. Usually attracted to asian men. Talents include creative skills, such as drama and art. A Niamh is a very good friend to have. Normally has a very attractive male sibling.

Weaknesses include a tendency to be insecure about themselves, and a strange obsession with Harry Potter.
I love Niamh!

Niamh
The most amazingest girl you shall ever meet. Everyone loves her for her sense of humour and being herself. Gets along with everyone, however has a naughty side;) Very good at keeping her emotions in and putting on a brave face. Can be sensitive to things said about her or a certain someone although she may not show it.

Overall Niamh is a lovely, fun to be around girl!
I love Niamh, shes so funny!

Niamh
A ray of sushine
Niamh lit up my day

This one though :laugh:

Niamh
Niamh the act of DEVOURING a sandwich very FAST
omg who is that ?

oh thats niamh,she always comes out at luncheon hour..

Glenn.
28-03-2015, 07:51 PM
what about rugwhiffernina

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rugwhiffernina

Smithy
28-03-2015, 07:53 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rugwhiffernina

Therugthatshaggedme

Really Glenn :fan:

Glenn.
28-03-2015, 07:55 PM
Therugthatshaggedme

Really Glenn :fan:

I needed a username sharpish :hehe: