Britain's Got Talent 2015 Chat - Audition Show 1 - 11th April

[Jøsh]

It's back! BGT is back and better then ever, as this year, ANYTHING could happen, as you can see in the trailer. So,here it is: watch?v=Qdfqy43zm2w

And if the new trailer's anything to go by, all sorts of sh*t is gonna hit the fan this year - as the animated judges are joined by Ant & Dec on a search for talent.

There's dancing policeman, singing mermaids and talking rabbits, which essentially makes my talent look a bit shoddy...

Oh, and just FYI, according to Simon and his big red button, a hula-hooping man dressed as a monkey isn't much of a talent - I agree if I'm honest!

So, who's ready for some Saturday Shenanigans(try saying that fast!)?!?!
Golden Buzzer Acts
Simon:Callum Scott
Alesha:
David:
Amanda:
Ant & Dec:

[Vanessa]

:amazed:

[Black Dagger]

Hopefully it's more diverse this year. The variety acts who made the final last year >>

[Vanessa]

I hope it's not all singers. :sleep:

[JoshBB]

Hopefully it's more diverse this year. The variety acts who made the final last year >>

I hope it's not all singers. :sleep:

This and this sooo much. For a show that praises itself on variety we have way too many singers and dancers in the final each year.

I saw a contortionist in one of the adverts and should they make it to semis I may back them because Lucky in 2012 was my fave and I hate that she didnt even get top 3 at the semi finals

[JoshBB]

Also, a friend of mine is friends with a dance group (like teens) and they get a golden buzzer. *wink*

[Crimson Dynamo]

i would rather singers than fecking dance bores of magicians like that canadian twat

[JoshBB]

i would rather singers than fecking dance bores of magicians like that canadian twat

He was very predictable.

But all the singers sound more or less the same as well. Aliki was good a few years back because she was original

[Crimson Dynamo]

i am not here for Amanda and her faux sentiment

if they are sh1t tell them and get them off

[JoshBB]

omg no LT amanda is my fave judge

[Black Dagger]

This and this sooo much. For a show that praises itself on variety we have way too many singers and dancers in the final each year.

I saw a contortionist in one of the adverts and should they make it to semis I may back them because Lucky in 2012 was my fave and I hate that she didnt even get top 3 at the semi finals

I watched her back the other day. So charismatic. Love acts like that.

I don't mind some singing acts if they can't fit on the other shows like this big choir. But when they have guitar boys singing Ed Sheeran who make the final **** off.

[Vanessa]

As long as we get actual variety then i'll be happy. :laugh:

[JoshBB]

I watched her back the other day. So charismatic. Love acts like that.

I don't mind some singing acts if they can't fit on the other shows like this big choir. But when they have guitar boys singing Ed Sheeran who make the final **** off.

Bars and Melody were **** too

[JoshBB]

Looking at one of the two previews uploaded to the app we do have more variety! it's a guy spinning a girl around on a wheel thing and her head nearly hits the floor tons of times lmao

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[Jøsh]

On now!

[Vanessa]

:dance:

[LukeB]

what the hell is this cartoon business

[LukeB]

Apparently Lauren Platt's brother auditioned

[Babayaro.]

What an entrance

[LukeB]

Alesha is obvs the best judge :flutter:

[LukeB]

:joker:

[Vanessa]

Ant and Dec! :laugh:

[hijaxers]

Total waste of space !

[Jøsh]

what the hell is this cartoon business

Check the trailer,it fills in so many gaps.

[LukeB]

Check the trailer,it fills in so many gaps.

yes i saw it before

i'm just saying what an earth is it, it's cringe and rubbish

[Kazanne]

Anyone who said yes to the 'comb' player is clearly taking the piss.

[Vanessa]

:shocked:

[hijaxers]

Gonna be the Waliams show yet again :shrug:

[Jøsh]

Thank Christ he isn't dead.

[LukeB]

Awrr i wanted him to hurt himself

[Kazanne]

he was pretty good,different anyway

[LukeB]

i can do that

[Vanessa]

D:

[Kazanne]

OMG The Excorsist,lol

[Jøsh]

Matyehdhdh Slovene, that's what I heard.

[LukeB]

Birmingham :amazed:

[Loukas]

:OMG: they were on Big Brother

[Headie]

Is that Emilia from Big Brother Celebrity Hijack!

[LukeB]

Is that Emilia from Big Brother Celebrity Hijack!

yeah

[Vanessa]

:clap1:

[Kazanne]

OMG,that is scarey,lol

[LukeB]

that was sick!

[Headie]

Where's Victor?

[Babayaro.]

:OMG: they were on Big Brother

Who?

[Loukas]

Victor is hotter now*

[Vanessa]

:worship:

[Kazanne]

WOW !!

[Headie]

Who?

Its Emilia from Big Brother Celebrity Hijack. She was on BB with her other brother Victor

[GiRTh]

I thought her brothers name was Victor?

[LukeB]

i have saw them many times around before

[Loukas]

Who?

http://showbizgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-08-at-14.55.37.png

[Smithy]

lmfao what happened to the other brother?!

[Loukas]

lmfao what happened to the other brother?!

that is victor i think!? is it not??

[Headie]

Victor is hotter now*

This is her other brother Billy. Not Victor.

[GiRTh]

http://showbizgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-08-at-14.55.37.pngThats him?

[Loukas]

This is her other neither, Billy. Not Victor.

oh :lovedup:
theres another brother?? :shocked:

[Vanessa]

How many brothers does she have? :suspect:

[Smithy]

that is victor i think!? is it not??

no he said he was called billy

[Headie]

lmfao what happened to the other brother?!

He was a proper nob on BB and was awful to Emilia.

This is her other brother Billy. I remember them saying that all their family does this for a living.

[hijaxers]

oh :lovedup:
theres another brother?? :shocked:

Did you not see them when they were on BB

[Smithy]

I BET (if they make it through) Victor will appear on stage during the semi finals and it'll turn out they were a 3 person act and that'll be them showing more **** they can do

[Jøsh]

Wtf was that?

[Loukas]

Did you not see them when they were on BB

yeah but i barely remember the series? John won right?

[Loukas]

I BET (if they make it through) Victor will appear on stage during the semi finals and it'll turn out they were a 3 person act and that'll be them showing more **** they can do

Anything can happen

[Headie]

This was the best moment of celeb hijack
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[Firewire]

i found victor's twitter and he tweets about stopping putin so i think she dumped him as her partner

[Vanessa]

The smallest choir in the world. :laugh:

[Firewire]

https://twitter.com/VictorArata1/with_replies

yeah he just tweets about russia (but hasn't done since 2014)

[hijaxers]

i found victor's twitter and he tweets about stopping putin so i think she dumped him as her partner

As i recall the mother calls the shots in that family

[Vanessa]

Is there anybody else left in Wales? :joker:

[LukeB]

I hate choir acts

[Babayaro.]

http://showbizgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-08-at-14.55.37.png

Yeah just googled CH, i've not watched it yet

[JoshBB]

this choir is so predictable. lmao. just the 3 of us!! yep that huge stand in the back, just a prop..

[Vanessa]

:flutter:

[Kazanne]

Bloody beautiful tbh.

[Jøsh]

Coincidentally Anthony Ogogo,(famous gymnast) was on Celeb Hijack and he's from my area!

But, let's not get dragged into it, we have our first singers of the series.

[LukeB]

I would probs buzz this lmao

[Vanessa]

:bawling:

[hijaxers]

Hope this is the short version :joker:

All very nice but yukk

[GiRTh]

Boring choir

[LukeB]

Boring choir

tell me about it:laugh:

[Babayaro.]

They'll come 3rd in one of the Semi Finals, guarrantee it

[JoshBB]

it was totally moving!! she says with no tears

[Kazanne]

It was lovely.

[Jøsh]

Buzzed them on the app.

[JoshBB]

come on seriously this is not that great. I would buzz.

[JoshBB]

they got 3/6 buzzes on the app lmao not that popular

[LukeB]

Simons going to press the golden buzzer

[Jøsh]

I don't want a repeat of last year.

[LukeB]

oh ok maybe not

[Vanessa]

They don't need the golden buzzer.

[JoshBB]

They don't need the golden buzzer.

They don't deserve it either :laugh:

[Jøsh]

Simons going to press the golden buzzer

Nope.avi

[hijaxers]

They don't need the golden buzzer.

No they need the golden boot up the proverbial backside !

Bore ya to death that lot

[LukeB]

I want chips

[Vanessa]

:joker:

[hijaxers]

I want chips

The ordinary chips or the cheesy type chips?

[Jøsh]

I want chips

I want a glass of Robinson's from Aldi using my money from TV.

[LukeB]

Is this the dog that attacks Ant and Dec

[hijaxers]

Is this the dog that attacks Ant and Dec

Yep good eh :joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

:joker::joker: the dogs not keen on Ant:joker:

[LukeB]

The jaws theme :laugh2:

[Vanessa]

:laugh3: he's not so cute, believe me! omg!

[Jøsh]

Is this the dog that attacks Ant and Dec

No, it's Ant.

[Jøsh]

Wth I love that act.

[Vanessa]

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Jøsh]

YOLO? Umm..

[LukeB]

please put that dog through

[Babayaro.]

I hate dog acts, Ashley and Pudsey were overrated

[LukeB]

http://blog.muchmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Chicken_Dancing.gif

[Kazanne]

Aw poor chicken will be on the table tomorrow,

[Vanessa]

:joker:

[Jøsh]

That Ant chasing dog:(

[JoshBB]

Another predictable editing style of a few bad acts then the one that shocks!! lmao i love this show but seriously comeon

[LukeB]

:s

[Vanessa]

:lovedup:

[Kazanne]

:joker::joker: Love Wendy:joker:

[Jøsh]

How can that dog speak?

[LukeB]

:laugh2:

[Vanessa]

:worship:

[JoshBB]

he obviously trained it when to open it's mouth lol

quite clever

[hijaxers]

:worship:

So funny

[Jøsh]

That's golden buzzer ready.

[LukeB]

Simon is pressing that button i can feel it

[Vanessa]

I love this dog! :love:

[Lostie!]

I hate dog acts, Ashley and Pudsey were overrated

:shocked:

The animal acts are my favourites. :laugh:

[Vanessa]

Pudsey! :lovedup:

[Vanessa]

The wee dog chasing Ant! omg! :laugh3:

[LukeB]

I wonder if we will see Lauren Platt's Brother

[Lostie!]

I bet one will get through and one won't. :whistle:

[LukeB]

Girl fails
Brother passes

[Vanessa]

:(

[Vanessa]

This song. :flutter:

[Kazanne]

Pretty girl,c'mon Simon,give her a chance

[Babayaro.]

These sort of singers will not stand out at all, why not just go on the x factor

[LukeB]

Simon is telling the truth

[Vanessa]

I bet her brother goes through. :umm2:

[JoshBB]

He aint tellin the truth though. He should be truthful with the **** acts that always go through, she was actually pretty good imo

[JoshBB]

I bet her brother goes through. :umm2:

ya we can tell from the editing lol

[Vanessa]

Oh wow! He's actually really good. :flutter:

[Kazanne]

He's good,she didn't get much of a chance imo.

[Vanessa]

:lovedup:

[Babayaro.]

See, he'd be decent on the x factor

[LukeB]

wow

[Vanessa]

OMG GOLDEN BUZZER! YESSSSSS! :cheer2::dance:

[Kazanne]

Aw.bitter sweet that

[LukeB]

Better than simon's last golden button choice

[Vanessa]

Very well deserved. That voice. :flutter:

[hijaxers]

Very well deserved. That voice. :flutter:

and what a nice relationship he has with his sister - its so nice to see

[Gstar]

His audition made my dad cry

[Vanessa]

and what a nice relationship he has with his sister - its so nice to see

:lovedup: yes, they were lovely.

[hijaxers]

His audition made my dad cry

Aww bless

[Lostie!]

"I didn't like it ... I hated it". omfg. :joker:

[JoshBB]

Ooh this "after the break" thing seems shocking. here 4 it :laugh:

[Vanessa]

That is a voice that takes you on a journey. :love:

[hijaxers]

"I didn't like it ... I hated it". omfg. :joker:

Walliams loves everything - another con

[JoshBB]

Walliams loves everything - another con

Maybe

[GiRTh]

:joker:

[Vanessa]

:umm2:

[Lostie!]

I hate it when the audience jeers the acts. Rude bastards. :hmph:

[LukeB]

:laugh2:

[Vanessa]

:joker:

[GiRTh]

Love these old dears. :joker:

[LukeB]

better than diversity

[Vanessa]

:banana:

[GiRTh]

:dance:

[hijaxers]

OMG Fair play ladies Get in ! :dance::dance::dance:

[LukeB]

woop get off the stage

[Vanessa]

Now Britains got more talent! :cheer2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

the ass on that rollerskater girl was immense

:flutter:

[Jøsh]

the ass on that rollerskater girl was immense

:flutter:
She was on Celebrity Hijack with her (other) brother,Victor!

[Crimson Dynamo]

She was on Celebrity Hijack with her (other) brother,Victor!

her ass was amazing, i had to rewatch this morning like a stalker

:dance:

[Cherie]

How did the old dears get through :nono:

[Crimson Dynamo]

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[Scream]

Animal rights campaigners will not be impressed

[Jøsh]

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It's a remotely controlled mouth piece.