Audition Show 2 - Britain's Got Talent 2015 ITV 18th April - 8pm

[Jøsh]

On in a few hours time!

[Jøsh]

on now

[arista]

Yes ITV1HD

[Vanessa]

:douf:

[Jøsh]

idk why my other thread was closed,i wanted it to be a big thread.

[arista]

idk why my other thread was closed,i wanted it to be a big thread.


Yes thats normal
as it gets so many pages

[Vicky.]

Erm..this looks and sounds slightly like the kids having a seizure D:

[James]

Different threads for each show are better when we have a dedicated forum.

[Jøsh]

Yes thats normal
as it gets so many pages

i asked josy to merge it so..

[Jøsh]

Different threads for each show are better when we have a dedicated forum.

please warn me advance.

[Vanessa]

Wow! She's amazing! :worship:

[arista]

Wow! She's amazing! :worship:

But for her Age
you are happy with the Sword at that speed?

[arista]

please warn me advance.


Admin do not have time for that.
Now you know
thats it.



I do not work for tibb

[Vanessa]

But for her Age
you are happy with the Sword at that speed?

Surely it's not a real sword? :suspect:

[arista]

Erm..this looks and sounds slightly like the kids having a seizure D:

It was most fast

[arista]

Surely it's not a real sword? :suspect:

It was steel
but blunt blade

[Vanessa]

It was steel
but blunt blade

Ah, that's better. :hugesmile:

[Amy Jade]

Alicia Keys :laugh:

[Lostie!]

Alicia Keys omg. :joker:

[arista]

Red Button fast

[Amy Jade]

I love Delores

[arista]

Typical of David

[Vanessa]

:facepalm:

[hijaxers]

Well thats a waste of the 1st 20 mins - NEXT

[Amy Jade]

Say yes Simon plesss

[Amy Jade]

boo bore

[arista]

Say yes Simon plesss


No it was out of Tune

[Vanessa]

D:

[hijaxers]

More fun watching people chunder

[Vanessa]

:bawling:

[Amy Jade]

No it was out of Tune

It was more entertaining that the guy people are praising from last week

[arista]

It was more entertaining that the guy people are praising from last week


You must be In Tune

[Vanessa]

A boyband! :spin:

[Jøsh]

how original....

[arista]

No wrong name lads

[Amy Jade]

All ugly.

[Crimson Dynamo]

A boyband! :spin:

:nono:

they are fake

read the DM

[Vanessa]

:dance:

[arista]

:nono:

they are fake

read the DM


they just dance

[Amy Jade]

some messy tumbles there...meh

[hijaxers]

Not to much fake about that ?

[Jøsh]

golden buzzer fjfhvdk,iufghuiufi

[Vanessa]

Golden buzzar! YEAHHHHH! :cheer2:

[Amy Jade]

I don't see the point in the gold buzzer, they'd have probably made the finals without it

[Johnnyuk123]

This boy band dancers were on another tv show. I smell a rat.:smug:

[Vanessa]

How many golden buzzars are there? Four? :suspect:

[Amy Jade]

How many golden buzzars are there? Four? :suspect:

5. One per judge and Ant and Dec get one for some unfathomable reason.

[Jøsh]

How many golden buzzars are there? Four? :suspect:
It's confusing to explain, there is 1 golden buzzer,but 6 judges (inc Ant & Dec) can press it to send them to the semi-finals.

[Vanessa]

5. One per judge and Ant and Dec get one for some unfathomable reason.

Oh right, thanks. So Three more. :)

[hijaxers]

This boy band dancers were on another tv show. I smell a rat.:smug:

Really - is the whole series gonna be a con ? Not off to a very good start so far eh !

[Johnnyuk123]

Really - is the whole series gonna be a con ? Not off to a very good start so far eh !

They were in the final on sky tv's got to dance show last year.

[hijaxers]

Way too many kid s waiting the background !

[Johnnyuk123]

Sob story coming on now. lol

[Vanessa]

She has 5 kids? D:

[Johnnyuk123]

She has 5 kids? D:

and none of the fathers are present. :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Why stand on a stage like this in front your kids and say you were in an abusive relationship?

[Vanessa]

:flutter:

[hijaxers]

She has 5 kids? D:
Yes but there are doubles and sorry but shes awful

[Amy Jade]

awee i like

[Vanessa]

Yes but there are doubles

:joker:

[arista]

Yes Good singing
Lady

[Johnnyuk123]

she's behind the lyrics.

[hijaxers]

Yes Good singing
Lady

Dreadful on every level

[Amy Jade]

asif im sat in on a saturday night crying over BGT

[Johnnyuk123]

Pub singer.

[hijaxers]

Pub singer.

Made Simon drip though !

[Vanessa]

Awww, i like her. :bawling:

[Johnnyuk123]

Made Simon drip though !

lol Nope that's the med's wearing off from all the botox in his face.:joker:

[hijaxers]

I don't hold out much hope for this series so far !

Poor Queen probably will dread whats in store for her :laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

Give it a few more years of botox abuse and Simon will look like this.:joker:
http://www.oddee.com/imgs/art450x300/88803.jpg

[Johnnyuk123]

I don't hold out much hope for this series so far !

Poor Queen probably will dread whats in store for her :laugh:

She's hoping she goes blind and her hearing fails before the royal variety performance.:joker:

[hijaxers]

She's hoping she goes blind and her hearing fails before the royal variety performance.:joker:

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker:

[hijaxers]

Don't crack i up ! :joker::joker:

I can't believe i'm actually watching this

[hijaxers]

Everyone who's anyone should have a Handy man

[Johnnyuk123]

I'll go on the show when i'm 85 and wow the audience with my spoon tapping routine whilst in a coma on life support. They will have to wheel me on but I'll get through no problem on the sympathy vote if nothing else. :joker:

[hijaxers]

I'll go on the show when i'm 85 and wow the audience with my spoon tapping routine whilst in a coma on life support. They will have to wheel me on but I'll get through no problem on the sympathy vote if nothing else. :joker:

Shut up :joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Or i might just do jingle bells with several of my colostomy bags. :joker:

[Vanessa]

Simon's face! :laugh2:

[hijaxers]

Or i might just do jingle bells with several of my colostomy bags. :joker:

You'll have to stop this - yer givin me trouble with mine !

[Glenn.]

i cackled at the slow mo of poor chantelle

[Johnnyuk123]

Simon's face! :laugh2:

I'm still waiting for Simon's face to move Vanessa. :wavey::joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

He should be on off his rockers tv show.

[hijaxers]

I'm still waiting for Simon's face to move Vanessa. :wavey::joker:

Don't be mean - think of poor little Eric

[Johnnyuk123]

Don't be mean - think of poor little Eric

Eric is way down the line in the priority stakes with Simon, his pooches come first.:joker:

[Vanessa]

Don't be mean - think of poor little Eric

:hehe:

[hijaxers]

:hehe:

I know its very unfortunate

[Johnnyuk123]

Just youtube how to change cash magic trick and you'll find how it's done.:smug:

[Vanessa]

Card tricks are boring. :sleep:

[hijaxers]

Just youtube how to change cash magic trick and you'll find how it's done.:smug:

i think Mr Cowell uses tubes for other things :shrug:

[Johnnyuk123]

i think Mr Cowell uses tubes for other things :shrug:

We all know he like tube steak.:joker:

[Vicky.]

wtf at this magician dude :o amazing

[Amy Jade]

The magician was SO good!

[hijaxers]

wtf at this magician dude :o amazing

yer havin a laugh - right ?

[Vanessa]

Could you make Simon disappear? :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

I know how it was done. Simon chose the seven of hearts because thats the number of botox jabs he's had this week and the surgeon said if we go more than seven your heart will stop!

[Vicky.]

yer havin a laugh - right ?

Nope..genuinely cant see how he did it :S

[Johnnyuk123]

If they changed the rules they could press the buzzer and put him through before he sang.:joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

He is not playing that guitar.

[Vanessa]

:lovedup:

[Johnnyuk123]

The guitar sound is constant. Yet he moved away from the mic and still the guitar stayed at the same volume.:smug:

[hijaxers]

Ok this is the Spare me please act - except they never do - there's always one

[Vicky.]

Aww this kid :lovedup:

[Vanessa]

Aww this kid :lovedup:

A little Olly Murs. :love:

[Johnnyuk123]

Simon really meant to say... That song with a little bit of work can make me millions.

[Vanessa]

Simon really meant to say... That song with a little bit of work can make me millions.

He's actually quite good.

[Johnnyuk123]

He's actually quite good.

He is Vanessa. I like him but Simon would milk it and rinse the cash out of it then drop him 12 months later sadly.

[Vanessa]

He is Vanessa. I like him but Simon would milk it and rinse the cash out of it then drop him 12 months later sadly.

He should finih school before pursuing music, i think.

[hijaxers]

Is this the best there is on Sat at peak time ? Piggin shocking

[Vanessa]

Next week looks amazing. :amazed:

[Johnnyuk123]

He should finih school before pursuing music, i think.

He should i agree, come back 10 yrs later to audition.

[Vanessa]

He should i agree, come back 10 yrs later to audition.

He will be signed for sure. Way too good not to.

[Johnnyuk123]

He will be signed for sure. Way too good not to.

Hopefully yes BUT not by Syco.

[Lostie!]

Next week looks amazing. :amazed:

I sound like a terrible person but I was just having a laughing fit at the guy throwing his microphone at the judges. :hehe:

[Vanessa]

I sound like a terrible person but I was just having a laughing fit at the guy throwing his microphone at the judges. :hehe:

:joker: David ducked!

[Johnnyuk123]

I'm on catchup now cos i missed the first bit. lol

[Babayaro.]

Can't be the only one who's already annoyed by the 12 year old :shrug:

[Gstar]

the magician last night was amaze, the dance group were also really good