Kellie Maloney returns to boxing ? views please

[waterhog]

Kellie Maloney returns to boxing ? views please 24.04.15

its no April fool
just like on CBB entry
it does not bother me if Kellie has a tool
this is a sporting event of the century.
your strength is proof
Kellie is no liability
don't tune in hopping for a spoof
everything is professional and done legitimately.
can you remember "big brother"
and all the happenings that were oddly
one mixed up person under the make up cover
classic was the reaction from Audley.
that did launch Kellie
wham and it was in your face
pure braveness to go on reality live telly
any critics did only self disgrace.
then it was the fade
no articles and news was blank
today's news is a massive invade
Kellie is relaunching as long gone is Frank.
Kellie this fight is no fony
your career will surrender
a pure success will be Kellie Maloney
what a great role model for other transgender.

https://www.change.org/p/kellie-maloney-keep-being-yourself?just_created=true

[Marsh.]

Wigs will fly

[Crimson Dynamo]

i dont want to see her square circle

[kirklancaster]

Wigs will fly

:laugh2:

[arista]

As if She/He
can get a roster of Good Boxers nowdays

[Vicky.]

I'm not sure tbh

I don't watch boxing so I know nothing of it or its commentators. However, from watching her in BB..it honestly seemed a few times that she was almost baiting Audley into saying something about her change. Even though he didn't seem to give two ****s besides an initial shock.

As such, I don't know how smart it is for her to go back into boxing, where its largely a very masculine world. I feel she will be trying to make boxers shock at seeing her as a woman now instead of a bloke...into something its not. She comes across as a massive attention seeker and I don't think it would be beyond her to risk ruining someones life by accusing them of being transphobic when they simply said something along the lines of, for example '****ing hell frank, you havent half changed'. Also I honestly feel (and this might be out of line) that she sees being a woman as an excuse to act like a bloke but not be treat like one :shrug: Little things like squaring up to women in arguments but then crying when someone says something even vaguely negative about you...etc. Just never came across as genuine to me and seems to be a bit wanting the best of both worlds, than genuinely believing ones self to be a woman.

[waterhog]

interesting vicky.

[Crimson Dynamo]

i kind of knew she would not be able to resist going back to the ring

:fan:

[waterhog]

i am sure you lot all no how easily i am smitten but do you think if i offer kelly a ring - she might accept ?

[kirklancaster]

I was outside The Peacock in Old Canning Town
When a familiar deep voice came booming down.
"Hi Kirk" it said "Long time no see"
And Frank Bruno himself grinned down at me.

Over a couple of drinks (all which Frank bought)
The subject of Kellie had Frank deep in thought.
"It could all turn sad Kirk, Know what I mean?"
When the ex-King of Boxing is now its 'Queen'

I agreed her return might see tears start to spring
'Cos all girls go soppy when they see a huge ring.
And just needing the loo is enough to confuse
for 'Ladies' or 'Gents' which one will she use?

And boxing gloves on heavy bags will never,
be the same as marigolds on chamois leather.
No it might be hard for Kellie being in the gym
Coming back as a 'Her' when she left as a 'Him'.

And what about the guys all working out?
They'll be confused and all have doubt.
For guys whose job is inflicting harm
Having to address a Mr now as 'Maa'am'.

Can tough boxers ever really, get along
with a guy dressed in Libélula and Louis Vuitton?
"That's life" said Frank with his trademark laugh
"Time's are hard and you can't get the staff"

"But a man as a woman can still pull through
and do what a man as a man used to do"
As long as she don't teach brotherly love
and how to slap with the inside of the glove

Kellie's return to boxing can still be sweet
If she remembers an uppercut ain't no joint of meat
And certain boxing terms need re-stressing:
'feint' ain't swoon and 'cross' don't mean dressing.

I gave Frank the last word about Ms Kellie Malone
And whether she'll re-make boxing her home?
"She'll be all right. She should soon be thriving"
"As long as she keeps 'Ducking and Diving'

So the message seems clear Kellie to avoid any pitfalls
All a woman needs in a Man's World, is a BIG pair of BALLS