The New Royal Baby is a girl named Charlotte

[arista]

Tell you what , honey
keep it there until the 7th and 8th of May


Just to mess the broadcasters about

[Kazanne]

Tell you what , honey
keep it there until the 7th and 8th of May


Just to mess the broadcasters about

:joker::joker:arista ,you are wicked,but could you imagine the chaos:hehe:

[arista]

:joker::joker:arista ,you are wicked,but could you imagine the chaos:hehe:



Yes the Election or Royal Baby
who would win?

[Josy]

I have as much interest in this one as I did in the last.

[arista]

I have as much interest in this one as I did in the last.


I do not blame you

[Josy]

I do not blame you

Thank god, I couldn't have lived with the guilt if you did

[arista]

What a Gem you are Josy

[kirklancaster]

Thank god, I couldn't have lived with the guilt if you did

:joker: FFS.

[Kizzy]

Is she pregnant again? :idc:

[arista]

Is she pregnant again? :idc:


Yes its on every news
even radio

[T*]

nothing special
i was supposed to be born mid may and hung around until June

[smudgie]

Hmmmm, is this not just speculation, were we ever privy to the actual date?

I am with Dr Hilary on this..plenty of "activity" will help the birth happen on due date.
Mine were both 10 days early, and dare I say it, hubby and I were very "active" up to and indeed during labour:blush: just as long as it is before your water breaks.
Lovely quick easy births both times around.

[arista]

Hmmmm, is this not just speculation, were we ever privy to the actual date?

I am with Dr Hilary on this..plenty of "activity" will help the birth happen on due date.
Mine were both 10 days early, and dare I say it, hubby and I were very "active" up to and indeed during labour:blush: just as long as it is before your water breaks.
Lovely quick easy births both times around.


But he can not go in and give her one

[arista]

"were we ever privy to the actual date?"

Yes
as this time the Press can only occupy the road outside the Hospital
once the bitch is in labor (New Policy)
they have the steps there ready without the Press on them

[Marsh.]

I forgot she was pregnant tbh.

[LukeB]

same

[joe199998293]

Who's pregnant? :|

[MB.]

Who's pregnant? :|

Philip.

[joe199998293]

I've just googled it lmao. Since when was she pregnant again?

[LukeB]

9 months ago

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

idkha

[Natalie.]

9 months ago

lol

[Pete.]

Get ready for Princess Grace

[Marsh.]

I hope it's a black baby and full of sass.

[Ninastar]

I hope it's a black baby and full of sass.

that would be amazing.

[arista]

I hope it's a black baby and full of sass.



Not possible


If it was it would sadly
be hidden away

Sign Of The Times

[Cherie]

Hmmmm, is this not just speculation, were we ever privy to the actual date?

I am with Dr Hilary on this..plenty of "activity" will help the birth happen on due date.
Mine were both 10 days early, and dare I say it, hubby and I were very "active" up to and indeed during labour:blush: just as long as it is before your water breaks.
Lovely quick easy births both times around.

okay that's great to know

[Marsh.]

Not possible


If it was it would sadly
be hidden away

Sign Of The Times

:joker:

[Denver]

I hope it's a black baby and full of sass.


Im hoping its Charles

[smudgie]

okay that's great to know

:laugh: Nice easy labour next time around Cherie:joker:

[Marsh.]

Smudgie was having it off with her hubby during labour? :omgno:

[Cherie]

:laugh: Nice easy labour next time around Cherie:joker:


:laugh:
Smudgie was having it off with her hubby during labour? :omgno:


Beats gas and air

[smudgie]

Smudgie was having it off with her hubby during labour? :omgno:

Aye, don't knock it until you try it.


Obviously I didn't realise I was in labour, high pan tolerance etc, they had to wire me up to a monitor to let me know I was having contractions.
Anyhow, 2 easy labours later, I would recommend it.

[Marsh.]

Oh right I thought it was in the hospital.

I had images of the midwives trying to get your husband off you to let the baby out. :omgno:

[smudgie]

Oh right I thought it was in the hospital.

I had images of the midwives trying to get your husband off you to let the baby out. :omgno:

:laugh::laugh: Now that would be a story to tell.

[armand.kay]

Get ready for Princess Grace

Didn't know Kate was a fan of bb7

[armand.kay]

I hope it's a black baby and full of sass.
Here for the scandal

[waterhog]

where you are someone importance - you always arrive late.

when ever i go anyone i am always late and if anyone asks why ? i say do you no who i am ?

that does the trick

[Kazanne]

Smudgie was having it off with her hubby during labour? :omgno:

The tart :joker:

[lostalex]

I hope it gets sick of waiting and tries to eat it's way out.

[Marsh.]

I hope it gets sick of waiting and tries to eat it's way out.

And comes face to face with dad for the first time, eating his way in?

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/04/28/17/281C010C00000578-0-image-a-3_1430238760186.jpg
[Driving duchess: Some even cheered when they saw the Range Rover
going through and onto the palace forecourt – although it is not
clear whether the tourists had actually spotted her inside]

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3059443/Still-driving-seat-Heavily-pregnant-Kate-Middleton-four-days-overdue-drives-away-Buckingham-Palace-taking-son-Prince-George-dip-Queen-s-pool.html#ixzz3Ydmg60U5

[Calderyon]

Will it be televised?

With multiple angles and also with an optional special crotch shot view (or the Birtho -cam to say it otherwise) to see the exact moment when the baby comes out?

[GypsyGoth]

Will it be televised?

With multiple angles and also with an optional special crotch shot view (or the Birtho -cam to say it otherwise) to see the exact moment when the baby comes out?

:laugh2:

[arista]

The Baby is now 6 days late


She reported live on FoxNewsHD

[T*]

And comes face to face with dad for the first time, eating his way in?


D:

[Kizzy]

Aw I'm looking forward to seeing baby tyler.

[arista]

The Baby is Trying to get out

World Breaking News

[Ammi]

..not water breaking news then...

[arista]

http://news.sky.com/story/1476326/duchess-of-cambridge-in-labour

Many want a girl
so the other one can bully her

[arista]

its a girl

[Vanessa]

Aaaaaaaah this is such great news! :cheer2:

[arista]

Aaaaaaaah this is such great news! :cheer2:


you got what you wanted then

[Kizzy]

The Duchess of Cambridge has given birth to a girl, Kensington Palace has announced.
The baby - who is fourth in line to the throne - was "safely delivered" at 08:34 BST, the palace said in a statement.
The Duke of Cambridge was present for the birth of the baby, who weighs 8lbs 3oz.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32562117

[Vanessa]

That's a big baby! :o I hope they name her Diana. :love:

[Kizzy]

That's a big baby! :o I hope they name her Diana. :love:

Aw that would be nice imagine camillas face :hehe:

[Vanessa]

Aw that would be nice imagine camillas face :hehe:

:fan:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Aw that would be nice imagine camillas face :hehe:

:omgno: I try never to imagine Camillas face

[Kazanne]

Good news,glad they are both ok,Diana would be a nice middle name.

[Calderyon]

Well, it was a 50/50 chance, so...

[joeysteele]

Great news, glad all went okay.
I would like to see the name Diana included too,not the strongest likelihood with the Queen still on the throne however.
Still would like to see that happen.

[arista]

Prince William is going to leave the hospital?

Feck me Bloated BBC and Sky 24/7 News

There is other news today

So Great we Have France24 News
giving us a full news and 30seconds on Royal Vision

[arista]

ITV1HD has now doing a Royal Special show
(ITV Set up your 24/7 news Channel again)

I hope at 5:30PM they do the other news

[arista]

Feck Me
it now had a hour ITV Royal Special

Normal World news should now start now
But No Royal Vision Only

Start up your Fecking ITV News 24/7 Channel Again

[arista]

ITV1HD
SkyNewsHD
BBCNewsHD

all Frozen on Royal Vision


Its Wrong I say

[Cherie]

ITV1HD
SkyNewsHD
BBCNewsHD

all Frozen on Royal Vision


Its Wrong I say

Nice to have some good news for a change, and the break from all the politics is welcome

[Cherie]

Good news,glad they are both ok,Diana would be a nice middle name.

.

[arista]

Nice to have some good news for a change, and the break from all the politics is welcome


There is more than just Politics Lady


NEPAL

[Crimson Dynamo]

bloody hell i am trying to listen to 606 football phone in on 5 live and its wall to wall baby stuff and reporters talking crap outside the hospital

where is 606?

[arista]

bloody hell i am trying to listen to 606 football phone in on 5 live and its wall to wall baby stuff and reporters talking crap outside the hospital

where is 606?


The Poxy Girl is Now Out

[arista]

I spoke to soon

They walked her back in.

[Crimson Dynamo]

aahhhhh i just saw her. sleeping. Amazing that Kate popped it out at 08.30 and now she is walking around with it in her arms

good, now 606 is back

[arista]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEBD72VWMAAvXoH.jpg:large

[arista]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEBEtCuWEAAZ-7m.jpg:large

[arista]

Now they have all left the hospital

So now Bloated BBC News will repeat it over and over

[Kizzy]

Bored of her now...

[arista]

Bored of her now...

http://media.skynews.com/media/images/generated/2015/5/2/389020/default/v1/cegrab-20150502-124828-751-1-762x428.jpg

[Cherie]

There is more than just Politics Lady


NEPAL

Nepal is not knocking the politicians off the Headlines is it mores the pity Gentleman

[arista]

Nepal is not knocking the politicians off the Headlines is it mores the pity Gentleman


It does on Ch4HD News

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/05/02/19/283E18BA00000578-3044227-image-a-138_1430591742190.jpg

[Ammi]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/05/02/19/283E18BA00000578-3044227-image-a-138_1430591742190.jpg

..adorable..:lovedup:...

[Cherie]

She looks like the Queen

[Kizzy]

I was just going to say that Cherie :joker:

[joeysteele]

Politicians now may as well give up until the name of the Princess is announced.

[bots]

Politicians now may as well give up until the name of the Princess is announced.

Wonder what the odds are for her being named Nicola :laugh:

[Suze]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/05/02/19/283E18BA00000578-3044227-image-a-138_1430591742190.jpg

What a sweetheart :) a cute little chubbychops.

Congrats to them :)

[arista]

What a sweetheart :) a cute little chubbychops.

Congrats to them :)


Yes big enough to stop her Brother
Bullying her

[joeysteele]

Her Mother has a perfectly beautiful name of her own, Catherine,nothing wrong with calling the new Princess after her.
I'd like to see that one.

[Cherie]

I was just going to say that Cherie :joker:

She does though around the eyes :laugh:

[Cherie]

No name yet? I sense an argument

[Kizzy]

Kate must be patient while her grandmother in law picks a name Cherie! :nono:

[kirklancaster]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEBEtCuWEAAZ-7m.jpg:large

This is just INCREDIBLE news. I mean 'GOSH ... WOW.... I'm lost for words really..... A WOMAN giving birth to a BABY..... I mean.... FANTASTIC NEWS.

And how FANTASTIC does the mother look? and so utterly COURAGEOUS of her to appear outside just hours after giving birth. So brave, so..... What an utter heroine.

In the midst of my euphoria though, I'm more than a tad worried about how they will afford to feed another mouth in the midst of this austerity program when they are both on benefits.

It's a funny old world eh? :hehe:

[arista]

Her Name is Charlotte

[Shaun]

I'd have been annoyed if I placed a bet, I was torn between Elizabeth and Diana and they're both middle names :laugh:

[arista]

I'd have been annoyed if I placed a bet, I was torn between Elizabeth and Diana and they're both middle names :laugh:


Charlotte a great name
a lady with that name
gave me my first Sex

[Glenn.]

:umm2:

[Shaun]

good to know

[Kazanne]

Charlotte a great name
a lady with that name
gave me my first Sex

:joker:

[Calderyon]

How very Swedish of them.

[Glenn.]

Diana had to be in there somewhere.

[Shaun]

359287855547289600

craziness (check the date)

[Calderyon]

I don´t know who this is, but she is a bit of a psychic, i must say.

[joeysteele]

I think Charlotte Diana Elizabeth sounds better than the order they have put it but good on them for including the name Diana.

[reece(:]

Charlotte from Geordie Shore inspiring the monarchy?

[Ross.]

Charlotte a great name
a lady with that name
gave me my first Sex

erm

[smudgie]

*cough*

Bang on right Smudgie.:dance:

Surprised they only picked 3 names to be honest.

[smudgie]

Charlotte from Geordie Shore inspiring the monarchy?

Ohh if only, :laugh: After her granddaddy Charles methinks.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Its a lovely name and Wills giving the nod to Arista on his first penatrative sexual intercourse was a nice touch.

[Kazanne]

I think Charlotte Diana Elizabeth sounds better than the order they have put it but good on them for including the name Diana.

Me too Joey :wavey:

[Kizzy]

My daughter inspiring the monarchy :idc:

liz putting herself before his mum :(

[Jessica.]

Charlotte a great name
a lady with that name
gave me my first Sex

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[Kizzy]

I'm changing my daughters name.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I'm changing my daughters name.

Not radical socialist Kizzy calling her daughter a well posh name instead of senga or dierdrie

[Kizzy]

I named her after a spider not a lizard... :idc:

[Dollface]

I named her after a spider not a lizard... :idc:

Charlotte's Web? :amazed: That film was so sad :(

[arista]

http://media.skynews.com/media/images/generated/2015/5/4/389498/default/v1/metrol-1-720x960.png

[Kizzy]

My daughter just found out she she could have gotten a free pizza hut yesterday #sadhungrycharlotte

[Niamh.]

They should have put Diana before Elizabeth tbf :idc:

[Kizzy]

I'd love to know if William kicked off to get it in there at all :)

[Crimson Dynamo]

Lotty

[bots]

I'd love to know if William kicked off to get it in there at all :)

I bet he did, and you can just imagine the final agreement, oh, ok then, but my name must come before hers .... why do they need agreement from the queen on a name, its just out dated stupidity