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arista
28-04-2015, 11:21 AM
Then they track the Owners
and Fine them £80 or more
Bloody Good


In todays papers

Niamh.
28-04-2015, 11:27 AM
ffs do they seriously not have anything better to do with their time :laugh:

Crimson Dynamo
28-04-2015, 11:29 AM
surely the people who let their dogs sh1t everywhere are the ones who will deffo not sign up

:think:

Kazanne
28-04-2015, 11:33 AM
I just wish something,anything could be done and councils follow up their threats with fining people,There is nothing worse than the squelch of dog muck stuck on your best shoes,or even worse the kids,but seriously,why are some people so sodding lazy,bend down and pick it flaming up!!!

Crimson Dynamo
28-04-2015, 11:36 AM
I just wish something,anything could be done and councils follow up their threats with fining people,There is nothing worse than the squelch of dog muck stuck on your best shoes,or even worse the kids,but seriously,why are some people so sodding lazy,bend down and pick it flaming up!!!

People just dont carry bags around or are squeamish

Even on the unmade country tracks I go on if my dog does a sh1t I get a stick and individually prong each bit and put it in the bushes

Niamh.
28-04-2015, 11:40 AM
I just noticed that they're doing this in "barking" :hehe:

Glenn.
28-04-2015, 11:41 AM
I always clean up after my dog :smug:

Kazanne
28-04-2015, 11:41 AM
People just dont carry bags around or are squeamish

Even on the unmade country tracks I go on if my dog does a sh1t I get a stick and individually prong each bit and put it in the bushes

:joker: Thinking in pictures here LT,it's not a nice job and as you say,at least get it in the bushes instead of leaving mounds in full view on the pavement,you can get free poop bags at our corner shop,I have even used carrier bags when I've ran out.

Kizzy
28-04-2015, 12:14 PM
I just noticed that they're doing this in "barking" :hehe:

:joker::joker: don't we have CCTV on main streets, this would be a cheaper way of identifying said dog surely?

Crimson Dynamo
28-04-2015, 12:17 PM
:joker: Thinking in pictures here LT,it's not a nice job and as you say,at least get it in the bushes instead of leaving mounds in full view on the pavement,you can get free poop bags at our corner shop,I have even used carrier bags when I've ran out.

On Sunday she did it right outside my dads care home so I had to bag it and then put it in the car and take it home :umm2:

she is such a poop machine :hehe:

Glenn.
28-04-2015, 12:22 PM
Mines like that too but she doesn't do it all together. She'll do a little bit then walk a bit further and do more. She's weird. I watched her in the garden once just walking around in a circle dropping ****.

Crimson Dynamo
28-04-2015, 12:24 PM
Mines like that too but she doesn't do it all together. She'll do a little bit then walk a bit further and do more. She's weird. I watched her in the garden once just walking around in a circle dropping ****.

:joker:

Thats bitches for you

What is worse at the mo is that my one loves eating grass and now its growing she is eating a lot and that means that sometimes the poo gets stuck and i have to get a dock leaf and pull it fecking out :umm2:

Glenn.
28-04-2015, 12:28 PM
:joker:

Thats bitches for you

What is worse at the mo is that my one loves eating grass and now its growing she is eating a lot and that means that sometimes the poo gets stuck and i have to get a dock leaf and pull it fecking out :umm2:

Preach.

I'm forever having to literally pull **** out of her arse. She ate a tennis ball once and I caught glimpse of it hanging out her rear end the next day. It was on with the marigolds and I just thought of England.

arista
28-04-2015, 12:32 PM
I always clean up after my dog :smug:


Yes but some older
and younger people do not bother
they need locking up in a cell full of
Dog Muck

arista
28-04-2015, 12:34 PM
:joker::joker: don't we have CCTV on main streets, this would be a cheaper way of identifying said dog surely?


Yes in Streets


But not in Parks

arista
28-04-2015, 12:35 PM
I just wish something,anything could be done and councils follow up their threats with fining people,There is nothing worse than the squelch of dog muck stuck on your best shoes,or even worse the kids,but seriously,why are some people so sodding lazy,bend down and pick it flaming up!!!


They have Given up on life

Kazanne
28-04-2015, 12:45 PM
On Sunday she did it right outside my dads care home so I had to bag it and then put it in the car and take it home :umm2:

she is such a poop machine :hehe:

Isn't that embarrassing when they skip the hedge and bushes and dump right outside someones drive or gate,lol,I am sure they do it on purpose.What a lovely thread this is:hehe:

Crimson Dynamo
28-04-2015, 12:46 PM
24 Hours in the Past BBC1HD 21.00 tonite you will see celebs picking up dog poo to take to the local tannery to cure the leather :omgno:

Episode 1 of 4

New series. Living reality documentary in which six celebrities travel back in time to the 19th century, spending four full days experiencing the relentless graft of the working poor in Victorian Britain. Impressionist Alistair McGowan, former minister Ann Widdecombe, actress Zoe Lucker, world champion hurdler Colin Jackson, actor Tyger Drew-Honey and presenter Miquita Oliver are the volunteers, whose first 24 hours lands them in the dustyard, where they have to sift through mountains of dirt, rotting veg and old bones. Presented by Fi Glover, with historian Ruth Goodman

arista
28-04-2015, 01:17 PM
24 Hours in the Past BBC1HD 21.00 tonite you will see celebs picking up dog poo to take to the local tannery to cure the leather :omgno:

Episode 1 of 4

New series. Living reality documentary in which six celebrities travel back in time to the 19th century, spending four full days experiencing the relentless graft of the working poor in Victorian Britain. Impressionist Alistair McGowan, former minister Ann Widdecombe, actress Zoe Lucker, world champion hurdler Colin Jackson, actor Tyger Drew-Honey and presenter Miquita Oliver are the volunteers, whose first 24 hours lands them in the dustyard, where they have to sift through mountains of dirt, rotting veg and old bones. Presented by Fi Glover, with historian Ruth Goodman



Yes but thats in Past

Ross.
28-04-2015, 01:35 PM
Surely there is better things to be doing than this:joker:

arista
28-04-2015, 01:42 PM
Surely there is better things to be doing than this:joker:


DNA dog mess
means they can track the owners
unless they change the place they are taking there dog

Crimson Dynamo
28-04-2015, 01:44 PM
http://i2.cdnds.net/13/27/300x450/kelly-brook-poo.jpg

Northern Monkey
28-04-2015, 01:48 PM
I just noticed that they're doing this in "barking" :hehe:

Beat me:laugh:

arista
28-04-2015, 05:26 PM
From ITV1 London News

The firm in charge
will soon find the offenders as every dog
going to the park will have a DNA check

Marsh.
28-04-2015, 05:28 PM
What happened to spray painting it pink and making it pretty?

Marsh.
28-04-2015, 05:29 PM
I always clean up after my dog :smug:

But does your dog clean up after you?

arista
28-04-2015, 05:33 PM
What happened to spray painting it pink and making it pretty?


Some parks will still do that.


But Barking London area parks
with DNA will track the dogs
then FINE the Fecking owners


Welcome To Barking Park

Nedusa
28-04-2015, 05:34 PM
Get a Cat.... Much cleaner and no poo to clean up....

Livia
28-04-2015, 06:11 PM
Not a job I'd want to do... test dog sh*t for a living.

Cherie
28-04-2015, 06:51 PM
Get a Cat.... Much cleaner and no poo to clean up....

Because they bury it in other people's gardens :fist: and don't get me stared on "litter" trays :umm2:

T*
28-04-2015, 07:41 PM
more money for the councils to waste on stupid **** (literally) rather than focusing on the important stuff

T*
28-04-2015, 07:43 PM
oh this isnt everywhere in the uk good