If you were the creator of your own religion...

[Kyle]

What 5-10 commandments would you have in place? They can be all serious, all satirical or a mix of the two and they can be as specific or vague as you want them.

You are perfectly entitled to steal another persons commandment if you want it on your list but if you take it exactly word for word maybe quote the user at the end of the commandment or something.


1) treat others how would you expect to be treated by them.

2) be understanding of others personal hardships even when you have hardships of your own.

3) be charitable if necessary, we can't always be secure and prosperous.

4) have any other gods you may wish but do not allow the words of thi gods to break any of thine other commandments.

5) for one day of every month (usually the last Sunday) reserve yourself two minutes of personal reflection for the people you have loved and lost and for those lost in unfortunate circumstances.

6) Do not kill under any circumstance, even in the name of justice.

7) thou are prefectly entitled to call fans of other football clubs '********in tail tuggers' across the stand so long as thi beer is at least half full and thou wordst are just. Afterward thou may explain to any of thine offspring that may be in attendance that football makes Daddy go crazy and at all other times you must abide by the other commandments.

8) do not talk with your mouth full.

9) be utterly faithful to your partner unless you have previously agreed you are going to have an open relationship in which case patteth thineself on thi back and consider thiself blessed my child.

10) do not take that which does not belong to you.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

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[Crimson Dynamo]

1. Be open-minded and be willing to alter your beliefs with new evidence.

2. Strive to understand what is most likely to be true, not to believe what you wish to be true.

3. The scientific method is the most reliable way of understanding the natural world.

4. Every person has the right to control of their body.

5. God is not necessary to be a good person or to live a full and meaningful life.

6. Be mindful of the consequences of all your actions and recognize that you must take responsibility for them.

7. Treat others as you would want them to treat you, and can reasonably expect them to want to be treated. Think about their perspective.

8. We have the responsibility to consider others, including future generations.

9. There is no one right way to live.

10. Leave the world a better place than you found it.

11. pics or it didnt happen



(i stole these from the information superhighway but they are good)

[Livia]

I'm pretty happy with the ten commandments as they stand. Although I would be tempted to add Kyle's No.7

[Niamh.]

1. Be open-minded and be willing to alter your beliefs with new evidence.

2. Strive to understand what is most likely to be true, not to believe what you wish to be true.

3. The scientific method is the most reliable way of understanding the natural world.

4. Every person has the right to control of their body.

5. God is not necessary to be a good person or to live a full and meaningful life.

6. Be mindful of the consequences of all your actions and recognize that you must take responsibility for them.

7. Treat others as you would want them to treat you, and can reasonably expect them to want to be treated. Think about their perspective.

8. We have the responsibility to consider others, including future generations.

9. There is no one right way to live.

10. Leave the world a better place than you found it.

11. pics or it didnt happen



(i stole these from the information superhighway but they are good)

I like these ones

[Livia]

Niamh accepts Leather Trumpet as her God and Saviour... shock horror scoop...

[Niamh.]

Niamh accepts Leather Trumpet as her God and Saviour... shock horror scoop...

:laugh:

What are you calling our new religion then Trumpet?

[Livia]

Not so much a religion as a cult.

[Kyle]

I'm pretty happy with the ten commandments as they stand. Although I would be tempted to add Kyle's No.7

Yeh that's totally fine Liv.

I should obviously add for future reference that this isn't an attempt to call out the OT or voice any dissatisfaction with it or anything, it's just a little thread if people want to express the things that matter to them personally or just get a bit creative.

[Crimson Dynamo]

:laugh:

What are you calling our new religion then Trumpet?


Trumpetarianism


below is the standard issue female disciple outfit

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[Niamh.]

Trumpetarianism


below is the standard issue female disciple outfit

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Very holy indeed

[Kyle]

Trumpets

2.12 and lo he came upon the priestess who was clad head to toe in fine leather garments 2.13 and he said unto her it is customary for thine priestess to massage the trumpet in essential oils 2.14 and the priestess declared that she had known no trumpet before thine supreme trumpet had came before her in a dream and that she had been cleansed in the ritual oils of his masterful command 2.15 to which he replied 'a dream love? I think not! That was last Tuesday, its your turn again come on less talking hen I'm ready for yer'

[Livia]

Yeh that's totally fine Liv.

I should obviously add for future reference that this isn't an attempt to call out the OT or voice any dissatisfaction with it or anything, it's just a little thread if people want to express the things that matter to them personally or just get a bit creative.

Never thought it was!

[armand.kay]

1) pop bitch? Stan ha
2) pressed ho? Kill ha
3) flop bitch? Drag ha
4) iconic bop? Plug ha
5) out of shape? Gym ha

[Livia]

Trumpetarianism


below is the standard issue female disciple outfit

http://image.onlinejokeshop.co.uk/images/shop/product_images/42480/sister-bliss-nun-costume.jpg

Frankly, it'll be nice to see Niamh in a longer skirt to what she usually wears...

[Kyle]

Never thought it was!

Oh I know, I'd have known about it if you did. :laugh:

It's just a little disclaimer in case it kicks off in the future. This is Tibb after all!

[Crimson Dynamo]

Very holy indeed

every hole's a goal

The Big Book of Trumpertarianism chapter 4, verse 4

[Livia]

Oh I know, I'd have known about it if you did. :laugh:

It's just a little disclaimer in case it kicks off in the future.

LOL... I'm not kicking off, say what you like about the OT. Have a go at West Ham though, and I'll drag you into the car park and make you pay.

[Livia]

every hole's a goal

The Big Book of Trumpertarianism chapter 4, verse 4

No muff too tough. We dive at five.
Chapter 3 verse 1.

[smudgie]

1. Live and let live.






Keep life simple.:laugh:

[Kizzy]

1, be excellent to one another

2, don't mock what you don't understand

3, an it harm none, do as you will

4, all hail Morrissey

5, question everything

6, kindness and respect are the greatest virtues

7, cultivate self respect

8, nurture the planet

9, lead your children by example

10, encourage empathy

[Kyle]

LOL... I'm not kicking off, say what you like about the OT. Have a go at West Ham though, and I'll drag you into the car park and make you pay.

Oh! Erm well then what's the difference between a hedgehog and a bus full of West Ham fa....








...Nah I just.....can't....do...it :worry:

[Kyle]

1, be excellent to one another

2, don't mock what you don't understand

3, an it harm none, do as you will

4, all hail Morrissey

5, question everything

6, kindness and respect are the greatest virtues

7, cultivate self respect

8, nurture the planet

9, lead your children by example

10, encourage empathy

No vote labour?

[Livia]

An it harm none, do as you will is already a thing, the Wiccan Rede as I understand it. Made up by some new age followers in the 1970s..

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh! Erm well then what's the difference between a hedgehog and a bus full of West Ham fa....








...Nah I just.....can't....do...it :worry:

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[Kyle]

I see your firm Leather Trumpet and I raise you Rotherham United's firm.

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Let's av some you jellied eel eating southern softies!!!

[Kizzy]

An it harm none, do as you will is already a thing, the Wiccan Rede as I understand it. Made up by some new age followers in the 1970s..

Weren't the original commandments made up by someone sometime too, what's your point?

[Crimson Dynamo]

I see your firm Leather Trumpet and I raise you Rotherham United's firm.

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Let's av some you jellied eel eating southern softies!!!

:laugh2:

[Kyle]

Weren't the original commandments made up by someone sometime too, what's your point?

NO! NO! BAD KIZZY!

This is general chat please don't kill my thread I'm begging you :bawling: :bawling:

[Livia]

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... Pretty bubbles in the air...

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://www.skepticink.com/incredulous/2013/07/04/10-awkward-facts-about-the-ten-commandments/


There aren’t ten. And there is no agreement on which ten of the many are “the” ten. The phrase “ten commandments” appears in Exodus 34 and in Deuteronomy 10, which is a reference but not a list. The strange thing is that the line about Moses writing on the (new) tablets “the ten commandments” is preceded by a list of totally different orders, such as “you shall keep the feast of the unleavened bread”. The familiar list is given earlier in Exodus 20, except that it is never there called “the Ten Commandments” and there is no mention of tablets until 11 chapters and 600-some commandments later.

Also, Exodus 20 gives thirteen specific orders, not ten. The same list is repeated in Deuteronomy 5, yet again not called “Ten Commandments”. Wikipedia offers this helpful table showing how seven different Abrahamic faiths carve up the “Ten Commandments”.

[Livia]

Weren't the original commandments made up by someone sometime too, what's your point?

My point is that something made up by some hippies in the 1970s and purporting to be a "Wiccan Rede" is just funny. There are no written records of witchcraft so they made it sound old and kind of spooky like it was an ancient thing, to make it sound more authentic maybe. And it's mostly whispered by chubby teenagers in panne velvet and too much kohl pencil. Just my take on it of course. People are perfectly entitled to believe my faith is a load of made up bunkum, you've said yourself many times that the bible is a load of rubbish... and yet you argue over this Wiccan Rede. Strange...

[Kyle]

Just a bizarre side point but when Livia and Kizzy go head to head I always end up imagining two stags locking horns in rutting season.

Cute to look at from afar but you wouldn't want to get caught up right in the middle of it. :worry:

[Kyle]

I've probably just stuck a big target on my back after saying that :facepalm:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Just a bizarre side point but when Livia and Kizzy go head to head I always end up imagining two stags locking horns in rutting season.

Cute to look at from afar but you wouldn't want to get caught up right in the middle of it. :worry:

I imagine them like that only wearing suspenders and very red lipstick

[Glenn.]

1. Love gays

[Kyle]

I imagine them like that only wearing suspenders and very red lipstick

Would stags suit red lipstick? :shrug:

[Livia]

I've probably just stuck a big target on my back after saying that :facepalm:

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[Kizzy]

My point is that something made up by some hippies in the 1970s and purporting to be a "Wiccan Rede" is just funny. There are no written records of witchcraft so they made it sound old and kind of spooky like it was an ancient thing, to make it sound more authentic maybe. And it's mostly whispered by chubby teenagers in panne velvet and too much kohl pencil. Just my take on it of course. People are perfectly entitled to believe my faith is a load of made up bunkum, you've said yourself many times that the bible is a load of rubbish... and yet you argue over this Wiccan Rede. Strange...

Don't obsess over it, I just like that one phrase is all.

Don't worry kyle it's all good, sorted. xx

[Livia]

Would stags suit red lipstick? :shrug:

Stags are male... you know that, right?

[Livia]

Don't obsess over it, I just like that one phrase is all.

Don't worry kyle it's all good, sorted. xx

I'm not obsessed. You carry on... it's a relatively free country.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Would stags suit red lipstick? :shrug:

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I say yes

[Livia]

Trumpet... you're so weird.

[Kyle]

Stags are male... you know that, right?

Well excuuuse me for not knowing any female animals that rutt each other!!! :fist:

I'm not David Attenbrough you know. :nono:

[Kyle]

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I say yes

Well hello there new fantasy :smug:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Trumpet... you're so weird.

just loosen you clothing and leave the horns by the door...

[Kizzy]

I'm not obsessed. You carry on... it's a relatively free country.

I know but it's not me that's the expert on pagan festivals. It'll be freer once milibrand are in :hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I was going to use a stag prostitute once


but in the end she was too deer

[Niamh.]

I was going to use a stag prostitute once


but in the end she was too deer

:facepalm:

[Kyle]

I was going to use a stag prostitute once


but in the end she was too deer

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[Ninastar]

1) Love and hate everyone equally (more so explained in number 4)

2) Work hard and reap the awards

3) You keep most of what you earn, regardless of your income. People on less than min wage (e.g teens or apprenticeships, dont have to pay a penny of tax

4) Everyone would be viewed as the same ****ty person as everyone else. no one deserves special privilege because of their gender/sexuality/race/religion/what the hell ever. we all suck just as much as each other

pretty much it, I think the world is better off with less rules (minus laws of course)

[Livia]

:face palm:

ikr...

[Dollface]

1. You must not judge others for their choices/beliefs. If someone commits a crimes, only then will they be open for judgement.

2. Animals are sacred and must never be harmed for fun.

3. Don't envy what you do not have - make the best of the life you have been given.

This is all i can think of tbh

[Kizzy]

1) Love and hate everyone equally (more so explained in number 4)

2) Work hard and reap the awards

3) You keep most of what you earn, regardless of your income. People on less than min wage (e.g teens or apprenticeships, dont have to pay a penny of tax

4) Everyone would be viewed as the same ****ty person as everyone else. no one deserves special privilege because of their gender/sexuality/race/religion/what the hell ever. we all suck just as much as each other

pretty much it, I think the world is better off with less rules (minus laws of course)

heavenly taxes?

[Crimson Dynamo]

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thats not olden

thats golden

:nono: