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Mystic Mock
02-05-2015, 01:47 AM
Not who you think.

Anyway here's the types that I want for BB16.

1. A hot girl that bitches about everyone and everything.

2. A devout Catholic that tries to convert everybody into becoming a Catholic, is racist and homophobic, and is intolerable to other Religions.

3. A really queeny gay guy that hates authority, and is athiest.

4. A black man that used to be in a Gang, his in the house to try and better his life, and walk away with the prize fund.

5. A devout Muslim, that is homophobic, racist, Misogynist, and intolerant to other Religions.

6. A Lesbian with short hair and loads of tattoos, that also sees herself as too cool to do any of the tasks, and is against authority.

7. A male Model that's in love with himself, and is completely oblivious to everything that's going on around him because all that he can think about is himself.

8. A black girl that isn't argumentative, but is instead more along the lines of your Freddie's.

9. A wannabe Singer that hasn't been signed up yet, I want them to be as deluded as possible about themself, and cause as many arguments as possible.

10. A Saboteur that thinks that making everybody else look bad will make it easier for them to win, and by doing that their plan is to write messages on walls with one of the girls make-up, and hiding and destroying some of the food and drink that they win from the shopping list etc.

11. An Essex lad that doesn't play up to the stereotype and is just a normal guy that you would see on the street.

12. A Bunny Boiler.

13. A foreigner that's not long moved to the UK

14. A less stereotypical gay guy.

15. A less stereotypical Lesbian.

16. A stripper that wants to **** all of the men in the house. (yes basically Biannca)

reece(:
02-05-2015, 01:57 AM
A cougar
An asian model
Granny
Sassy girl but makes it fun and not just bitchy
A spiritualist
A public preacher
Stripper
A witch
An argumentative chef
Hippy
Thirsty lesbian

Rhyl Cream
02-05-2015, 08:27 AM
Anyone with a cogent thought. Anyone.

Cherie
02-05-2015, 08:37 AM
A cougar
An asian model
Granny
Sassy girl but makes it fun and not just bitchy
A spiritualist
A public preacher
Stripper
A witch
An argumentative chef
Hippy
Thirsty lesbian

Taking inspiration from TIBB are we Reece :laugh:

Cherie
02-05-2015, 08:38 AM
Anyone with a cogent thought. Anyone.

Get used to it Rhyl :hehe: Love the name btw

DanielM787
02-05-2015, 09:46 AM
I'm here for a thirsty lesbian, great name Rhyl :hehe::joker:

MB.
02-05-2015, 09:58 AM
A Geordie disco dancer
A gay hairdresser
A black gay Tory
A geeky radio engineer
A male belly dancer
A half-Polish, half-Kuwaiti market researcher
A sales assistant from Huddersfield
A Zimbabwean cardiac nurse
An Irish white witch
A cockney Arsenal fan
The runner-up in the 1999 Miss Ireland competition
A former teacher from Italy
A marketing student from Cheam
A promotions girl from London
An entertainment entrepreneur from Leeds
A sthudent from Croydon nicknamed the cookie monsther

You know, something a bit like that.

Cal.
02-05-2015, 10:03 AM
4 argumentative straight black gals.
4 argumentative straight black guys.
4 argumentative straight white gals.
4 argumentative straight white guys.
2 lesbian gals.
2 gay guys.

Daniel.
02-05-2015, 10:16 AM
a load of nutters with delusions

Denver
02-05-2015, 10:38 AM
The cast of BB15

susie q
02-05-2015, 11:02 AM
Someone normal, but who makes me laugh, would work for me.

armand.kay
02-05-2015, 11:42 AM
1) shady drag queen
2) fabulous gal (makosi esque)
3) stuck up gal who bitches about everyone (think km twins)
4) Chevy gal (bonneh)
5) mutha figer (carol/Pauline)
6) messy hoe (bianca)
7) hag (Jackie travers, carol etc)
8) fat emo gal who is a mess
9) delusional messy gal (hottie from Fol)
10) yardi gal
11) African sistah
And they all have to be thirsty for attention and/or fame x

armand.kay
02-05-2015, 11:42 AM
a load of nutters with delusions

Basically this x

reece(:
02-05-2015, 01:20 PM
Taking inspiration from TIBB are we Reece :laugh:
:laugh: It'd be messy if some Tibbers got in and I'd be here for it

jennyjuniper
02-05-2015, 01:44 PM
At least one troublemaker
A peacemaker
A drag queen, who is lovable to the viewers but gets on everyone else's tits
An Essex girl, who doesn't wear make-up and actually has a brain
A virgin (male or female)
The rest could be fairly normal, because just a few oddballs is enough to make it interesting.

Rob!
02-05-2015, 02:31 PM
I want a series of absolute nut jobs. It seems like years since we've had a series of people who are just crazy.

Nick.
02-05-2015, 04:20 PM
A bunch of nut jobs described as normal people in their VT's.

MB.
02-05-2015, 04:54 PM
If they're going to cast "eccentrics" (/nut jobs), there has to be a whole cast of them or they may as well not bother. It doesn't work when there's one woman walking around doing Gregorian chants to herself or something while a bunch of stoic male models sit in the corner thinking 'wtf is up wiv dis bitch'.

Will.
02-05-2015, 05:48 PM
1. Female 70 year old dancer, acts 50 years younger
2. Male ghost hunter in 30s
3. Wacky female children's entertainer in her 30s
4. Edgy tattooed biker in his 60s
5. Young guy about 19 - average kid (student)
6. Business women in her 40s - fiesty
7. Fat no nonsense black women in her 20s
8. Quirky male fashion designer in his 60s - very camp
9. Hardcore female lesbian who will do anything
10. Male model in his 20s who is obsessed with animals
11. Hardcore Female explorer in her 20s
12. mad male Conspiracy theorist in his 40s
13. Female model in her 20s who is an activist who hates the government
14. Psychic woman in her 50s
15. Identical Twins (male and female) who hate each other
16. Bisexual Male Army soldier in his 30s

Rhyl Cream
02-05-2015, 07:20 PM
Get used to it Rhyl :hehe: Love the name btw

Glad you like it! Resident expert on Ched Evans and his family getting into BBUK16;)

Rhyl Cream
02-05-2015, 07:22 PM
I'm here for a thirsty lesbian, great name Rhyl :hehe::joker:

Recent battles with "Jack" Monroe leave me ambivalent to our Sapphic brethren, radical feminists? Attack.
Feminazis? Ditto.
Nice dykes? Fine with me.

reece(:
02-05-2015, 07:26 PM
5. Young guy about 19 - average kid (student)

Me?

Denver
02-05-2015, 07:34 PM
A Fishy Lesbian? Oh yea they already had Wolfie

I think they should have the children/younger siblings of the first cast

Amy Jade
02-05-2015, 07:37 PM
an old slag
a good looking INTERESTING guy
a sassy old jamaican woman

Rob!
02-05-2015, 07:38 PM
A Fishy Lesbian? Oh yea they already had Wolfie

I think they should have the children/younger siblings of the first cast

Here for the offspring of Caroline.

reece(:
02-05-2015, 07:41 PM
a sassy old jamaican woman

here for Rustie Lee or Gina from Tracy Beaker