Funny pick up lines

[reece(:]

Go...

[T*]

r u a bicycle
cuz i wanna ride u XD

[reece(:]

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

[reece(:]

Are you from Ireland? Because my D is Dublin.

[Denver]

Im wasted but the Condom in my wallet doesnt have to be :laugh3:

[Marsh.]

U like that mate?! http://i.imgur.com/xMXQhvFs.png

[reece(:]

I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.

[Denver]

Me and you are like Hot Choclate and Marshmallows, Your hot and i wanna get on top of you

[reece(:]

Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.

[LukeB]

Is that a phone in your back pocket?Because I hear that ass calling me

[LukeB]

Those are nice pants....Mind if i test the zipper

[reece(:]

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/t_article_image/kwxteuetsc1ku1av5gmg.jpg

Welp.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

U like that mate?! http://i.imgur.com/xMXQhvFs.png

stop omg :joker:

[Lostie!]

"Me, you, **** ****?"

[Mokka]

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/t_article_image/kwxteuetsc1ku1av5gmg.jpg

Welp.

:joker::joker:

[Mokka]

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/t_article_image/kwxteuetsc1ku1av5gmg.jpg

Welp.

And the lesbian answers: I like my watermelon seedless :smug:

[Ross.]

And the lesbian answers: I like my watermelon seedless :smug:

:fan::laugh: