Big Brother: Timebomb - BOTS Discussion (Available on Demand 5/3player)

[MB.]

Grace and Nikki being in one room > BB15

[Xtopher]

Wow surprised that's Grace.

[Waynoo]

Nikki's face??

[Beetlejuice]

Jim Davidson & Nikki Grahame :dance:

[Jake.]

surprised Grace is on, she made her feelings about BB pretty clear before..

[Denver]

surprised Grace is on, she made her feelings about BB pretty clear before..

That girl will do anything for a tenner

[MB.]

That girl will do anything for a tenner

...hence the pregnancy.

[Marsh.]

surprised Grace is on, she made her feelings about BB pretty clear before..

What were they?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Grace looks great

Pregnancy does that

[Crimson Dynamo]

Im going to bed to read Todays Golfer

#livingthedream
#yolo

[MB.]

Im going to bed to read Todays Golfer

#livingthedream
#yolo

Get him in BB17 tbh

[fitz2k2]

why is Rylan always making this show always sexual

[fitz2k2]

danny was on dating show wow

[Lostie!]

Grace and Gerry, how random. :joker:

[MB.]

I love how the BOTS bar is probably the biggest thing Helen has done since winning media-wise

[Jack_]

omg that Grace and Gerry bit :laugh3:

Gerry was a hilarious mess <3333333

[Babayaro.]

So this is what they meant by bringing old housemates back?

[Babayaro.]

Even though they didn't say that, but still...

[Ant.]

Jack getting booed

yes
yes
yes

[Ross.]

Jack has immunity passes what is he complaining about :umm2:

[Lostie!]

Ooh what just happened with Jack? I just caught the end of the clip and then the BOTS audience were booing and Rylan said "Should have taken that car". :shocked:

[fitz2k2]

damnnnnnn jack

[fitz2k2]

Ooh what just happened with Jack? I just caught the end of the clip and then the BOTS audience were booing and Rylan said "Should have taken that car". :shocked:

He felt mugged off by jade.Also kept bitching that he wanted to loose weight by swimming in the pool lol

[MB.]

I so hope "what's happened to the English language? It's gone funny innit" was Jim's attempt at humour.

[Lostie!]

He felt mugged off by jade.Also kept bitching that he wanted to loose weight by swimming in the pool lol

I'm sure that McDonalds treat would help with that. :umm2:

[Babayaro.]

Why are Five trying to be relevant?

[fitz2k2]

why the **** does she have her riding a cannon?this no were close about turning back time

[Marsh.]

When 5 become 3. :umm2:

[Marsh.]

I love middle aged people doing 90s dance moves.

[Kizzy]

5ive! :) Everybody get up singin.....

[Marsh.]

5ive! :) Everybody get up singin.....

If their backs can take the strain. :laugh:

[Babayaro.]

They're like 40... deary me :facepalm:

[MB.]

Good old 3hree

[fitz2k2]

I cant help but sing .damn it bring back the 90s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MB.]

(Adjoa joining 5ive <3)

[erinp5]

Joining @Rylan on #BBBOTS this eve is @danwootton, Kim Woodburn and toaster genius Jon Tickle. Don't miss it. http://t.co/TEARIKBP2O #BBUK

[Babayaro.]

How is it an exclusive? Do they not know we just watched them nominate?!

[fitz2k2]

I love this song, but live version is boring

[Knispel]

dam i was still in the BB discussion :(

[Richkingretro]

That producers hair is redic

[Richkingretro]

Helen classy as ever

[JTM45]

Stupid cleaning hag!!!!

[fitz2k2]

old blonde lady needs to go

[Amy Jade]

oh Paul's in the audiencs http://yoursmiles.org/ssmile/negative/s0904.gif

[JTM45]

How can someone as skinny as Jade have such a huge double chin ?

[Richkingretro]

How can someone as skinny as Jade have such a huge double chin ?

You say that but jack is fat and he has no chin:joker:

[fitz2k2]

How can someone as skinny as Jade have such a huge double chin ?

maybe she got it from her mother or father

[Babayaro.]

I'm sorry but am I missing something? How will Rylan telling us who is up for eviction be an exclusive? We just watched it ffs

[fitz2k2]

we already know whos up!!!!!

[Knispel]

im so shocked with the results :O

[fitz2k2]

the way they format is ****ed

[fitz2k2]

I'm sorry but am I missing something? How will Rylan telling us who is up for eviction be an exclusive? We just watched it ffs

this idk what the **** bots are doing

[Ramsay]

Glasses Paul droppin' dem truth bombs as per usual :clap1:

[fitz2k2]

twist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JTM45]

If this 'twist' turns out to be a blatant fix to save Jade i think there'll be a lot of very unhappy viewers!

[fitz2k2]

wtf is bots doing showing already who won.man bots is ruining everything

[Ramsay]

JON TICKLE!
i'm marking so hard!!

[MB.]

Two returning housemates and they're both from BB4. They know how to pick their guests, this show.

[erinp5]

Tickle!!!! :dance::dance:

[Vanessa]

Jon Tickle! :amazed:

[Ramsay]

Two returning housemates and they're both from BB4. They know how to pick their guests, this show.

who's the other one?

[MB.]

who's the other one?

Ray was on last week.

[erinp5]

The famous #BBBOTS Phone Room is back tomorrow! Leave us a message on 0333 577 7779 to get involved!

[fitz2k2]

why is bots on for so long?

[Trasadkel1]

They could condense BBOTS into 30 mins and it would still be too long. What a load of biased rubbish it is. We had the spiel about Eileen being picked on because of her age last week. Change the record. I sometimes think I must be watching a different edit to them.

[JTM45]

why is bots on for so long?

They've started giving us an hour and a half episode on Mondays now!
It's hard enough to stick even a bloody hour with Rylan in charge.

[Ramsay]

Ray was on last week.

Damn i missed it :(
Ray and Tickle, the only two redeeming parts of BB4

[fitz2k2]

They could condense BBOTS into 30 mins and it would still be too long. What a load of biased rubbish it is. We had the spiel about Eileen being picked on because of her age last week. Change the record. I sometimes think I must be watching a different edit to them.

Producer needs to get fired or something. Why in hell would you bring old ass band to bots. BOTS is about big brother tv show not some washed up bands.In 30mins they easily talked about nominations and what does everyone think. then later talk about sarah/danny n jade thing. Boom show is complete.What was the point of Helen on the show?to do a 1min boring segment .My gosh.Smh

[Beetlejuice]

Damn i missed it :(
Ray and Tickle, the only two redeeming parts of BB4

Federico was rather amusing at times.

[erinp5]

Tonight on Big Brother's Bit On The Side - 26th May

Nominations have been revealed and the splits in the House are now so wide, you could drive a tractor through them.

All of this means that there should be plenty for our BOTS panelists to get their teeth into this evening.

Joining Rylan is X Factor finalist Stevi Ritchie, our good friend Matt Richardson and the one and only Aisleyne.

But if that wasn't enough, we've also got a man who calls himself a bubble expert.

To find out exactly what that means, you'll just have to tune in.

Channel 5, 11pm.

[Beetlejuice]

Aisleyne not dressed like a slapper shocker.

[JTM45]

Love Aisleyne!!!

That Stevie Ritchie is suuuuuuch a KNOB!!!!

[Beetlejuice]

Aisleyne has also dropped the ghetto act. :laugh:

[fitz2k2]

mmmmm Aisleyne gained weight in right places or something looks bigger on her

[MB.]

What a shocking twist. D:

[Jamesy]

So where's this ****ing twist :fist:

[Beetlejuice]

Aisleyne sounding a bit more ghetto now

[Richkingretro]

Jade getting too much hate I think

[fitz2k2]

leave jade alone

[Beetlejuice]

So where's this ****ing twist :fist:

It'll be a laugh when there isn't any announcement

[JTM45]

Jade's made her own dirty bed, now it time she has to lay in it!!!!

[Will.]

Is the twist being revealed on BOTS?

[fitz2k2]

twins mom should go away

[fitz2k2]

harriet dad oh dear

[Richkingretro]

So where's this ****ing twist :fist:

Twist is Simon is going into the house

[fitz2k2]

of course she gets it from her mother

[Jamesy]

It'll be a laugh when there isn't any announcement

With the producers this honestly wouldn't surprise me

They're probably still in an office thinking of what the twist should be

[JTM45]

Harriet's dad sounds interesting doesn't he ?

[Beetlejuice]

With the producers this honestly wouldn't surprise me

They're probably still in an office thinking of what the twist should be

This was filmed this afternoon/evening so they probably hadn't come up with it yet

[Richkingretro]

Harriet's dad sounds interesting doesn't he ?

Is he Nigel farage?

[Jamesy]

Joel really got into that song didn't he :laugh:

[JTM45]

Is he Nigel farage?

Very possibly!:laugh:

[Beetlejuice]

Doesn't look like there's going to be any announcement about the twist

[Richkingretro]

Joel really got into that song didn't he :laugh:

I have seen less camp drag queen acts

[Will.]

Wish they would reveal this twist, so stupid there taking forever

[JTM45]

Looking more and more like they're gonna' pretend they never said anything about announcing the 'twist'.

[Richkingretro]

Wish they would reveal this twist, so stupid there taking forever

They are waiting till I make my toast and tea

[Will.]

Looking more and more like they're gonna' pretend they never said anything about announcing the 'twist'.

But voting should have opened by now if they were forgetting the twist

[Jamesy]

They are waiting till I make my toast and tea

Get that tea and toast made quicker then :fist:

[JTM45]

But voting should have opened by now if they were forgetting the twist

It should have but they're obviously trying to pull off a shady as **** Jade saver twist.............which would suck donkey's balls!!!

[Kazanne]

They did say it would be revealed on BBBOTS I'm sure,

[Will.]

Maybe it will be unveiled at the end of bots then

[JTM45]

Theydid say it would be revealed on BBBOTS I'm sure,

Yep, they definitely said that!

[Vanessa]

Christian wearing those tight clothes. :drool:

[Will.]

Should be tonight then

[MB.]

Big Bot sounds like Natalie Bennett :worry:

[Will.]

Why do they feel the need to show half of tomorrow highlights

[Adamw92]

Starting to think the "we're announcing the twist on BOTS" thing was just a ploy to get people to watch

[Will.]

Starting to think the "we're announcing the twist on BOTS" thing was just a ploy to get people to watch

lol probably

[Beetlejuice]

Aaron didn't tell her much at all. The poor sod.

[JTM45]

Sarah and Harriet are such a pair of bitches!!!!

[Will.]

The safe house twist was revealed on bots I think at the end?

[Beetlejuice]

Does anyone know WTF is going on?

[Kazanne]

Does anyone know WTF is going on?

:shrug::joker::joker: what a shambles this show is

[JTM45]

WTF has this got to do with anything ?

[Will.]

What is going on, bots is a mess, only staying to see if twist is revealed

[Adamw92]

BOTS is just awful

[Beetlejuice]

This isn't a car crash. It's a plane crash and train wreck with a nursery

[Will.]

There is a mental health rehabilitation centre near the house, maybe he wondered off and ended in bots

[Beetlejuice]

I can't watch anymore. It's beyond a joke how bad it is

[Jamesy]

This show is a mess

Just imagine the money they waste on crap like this which could be spent elsewhere :umm2:

[Richkingretro]

BOTS is just awful

I wish they would bring emma back or Russell brand

[Will.]

I'm a teenager and don't mind bubbles

[Kazanne]

Some village has lost it's idiot

[MB.]

What am I watching

[Jamesy]

They need to break this show up. Have a teatime show with news and celeb guests, and have a Big Mouth style show with an audience at night. Both at 30 mins long.

[Beetlejuice]

This show is pre-recorded. Imagine it being done live :joker:

[Vanessa]

Some village has lost it's idiot

:laugh:

[Richkingretro]

Ellieen will age well in that she will look pretty much the same a month after her death as she does alive

[Will.]

What am I watching

The latest show to hit Cbeebies

[Jamesy]

This show is pre-recorded. Imagine it being done live :joker:

Sadly viewers have to go through that ordeal on Friday nights :laugh:

[JTM45]

We've been conned into watching this ****e!!!

[Richkingretro]

The twist will be related to time bombs and the amount of people who are up as why are so many up for the vote it's normally just 3

[Will.]

The adverts are more interesting, quite liking that C class for £309 a month

[Richkingretro]

The adverts are more interesting, quite liking that C class for £309 a month

Yes but they don't say you have to pay that for 309 months

[Calderyon]

BOTS crowd is so annoying with the ooohs, aaahhs, yeess, nooos. So very annoying.

I wish the crowd would be axed.

Also WTH was that bubble guy there for?

[Will.]

Yes but they don't say you have to pay that for 309 months

Yeah probably a few years, cadburys rolls are so nice!

[Will.]

Back to watch the loonies

[Richkingretro]

BB - "Jade you have been evicted but if you choose you can make all the other housemates do a time bomb one of which is take your place and leave the house. "

[rusticgal]

I bet all the nominated HMs have to choose a podium and 3 will be saved...

[Will.]

Elaine's clearly drunk or high, or she is one of the producers disguised.

[Firewire]

omg jack's on next

[Will.]

Remember when I phoned in live during Matthews eviction

[Kazanne]

Jack !!! lol

[Jemal]

Jackkk

[MB.]

I prefer Elaine tbh

[Will.]

Jack from tibb?

[Kazanne]

Hes about the only sensible one on there

[Firewire]

jack and matt?

[MB.]

Michelle Visage giving Jack promo?

[Will.]

Michele getting people hooked on BB watching it through dodgy websites

[Richkingretro]

Ashleigh is such a bitch

[JTM45]

Ashleigh is such a bitch

Who's Ashleigh ?

[MB.]

Ashleigh is such a bitch

http://i1.cdnds.net/12/31/300x225/realitytv_bb_2012_day_57_1.jpg

[jackc1806]

'Unreadable like a Latin book?'

[JTM45]

http://i1.cdnds.net/12/31/300x225/realitytv_bb_2012_day_57_1.jpg

She was repugnant!

[reece(:]

http://i1.cdnds.net/12/31/300x225/realitytv_bb_2012_day_57_1.jpg
Fumigation needed

[Will.]

Hoping the twist is announced, but unlikely

[Firewire]

'Unreadable like a Latin book?'

I was screaming at your Shakespeare comment

[reece(:]

Hoping the twist is announced, but unlikely
Think it has been scrapped

[jackc1806]

I was screaming at your Shakespeare comment

who wouldn't?

[fitz2k2]

Eileen lmaooooooooooooooo

[Will.]

If we get new hm, they need to be older 50+

[Will.]

What did Nick say to Emma?

[Will.]

Happy Birthday Rob!!!!

[Adamw92]

I give up waiting for this twist, goodnight all!

[Will.]

I give up waiting for this twist, goodnight all!

Goodnight!!!!

[Xtopher]

UGH.

[Will.]

The twist is happening right now In the house

[Kazanne]

Oh the twist is happening now in the house we find out TOMORROW,Christ,what a waste of an hour.

[fitz2k2]

eviction twist is going on now

[JTM45]

This 'twist' sounds like a farce in the making!

[MB.]

lawl

[reece(:]

The twist is happening right now In the house
Spill?

[Will.]

Better not be bloody save someone and replace

[Will.]

Spill?

I've no idea, jus repeated what Rylan said

[Firewire]

princess fiona shrek on tomorrow <3

[Vanessa]

:rant:

[Beetlejuice]

I will rejoice the day I see the front page of the Star and it says "BB producers fired"

[JTM45]

Better not be bloody save someone and replace

I think it's safe to assume it'll be something to save Jade the asshole!!! :yuk:

[Will.]

princess fiona shrek on tomorrow <3

Is princess Fiona entering the house tonight?

[reece(:]

princess fiona shrek on tomorrow <3
Luv Tina

[Beetlejuice]

No twitter update for over an hour. Are they not even saying goodnight anymore?

Shirley people are getting fired this series!

[erinp5]

Tonight on Big Brother's Bit On The Side - 27th May



We’ve got a bumper BOTS team this evening to chew over all the goss from the House.

Joining Rylan tonight are TOWIE star and ex-CBB housemate Lauren Goodger, TV presenter Matt Johnson, Shameless actress Tina Malone and comedian Matt Richardson.



We’ve also got feng shui master Priya Sher and Dr. Pam Spurr in for some expert insights.

You won’t want to miss it.

Channel 5, 11pm.

[RichardG]

Matt saying an injection of new housemates is needed now to pick up the pace a bit. We're only on week 2. :laugh:

[JTM45]

Goodger's a sad character isn't she.
Still desperately clinging onto that 5 minutes!

[JTM45]

Harriet's just thick!!!

[Vanessa]

I love Pam. :lovedup:

[JTM45]

Bianca was really ****ing AWFUL!!!!!

[JTM45]

I love Pam. :lovedup:

I normally don't but her speech about Harriet was a breath of fresh air in a studio chock-full of easily fooled *******!

[MB.]

(lol at them giving voting percentages for a 'sexiest guy in the house' poll and not for, y'know, actual evictions)

[JTM45]

BB Canada Final's on tonight isn't it........YAY!!!!!!!:dance:

[RichardG]

the ancient art of face reading :umm2:

[JTM45]

the ancient art of face reading :umm2:

It's right up there with cucumber throwing! :laugh:

[RichardG]

It's right up there with cucumber throwing! :laugh:

where do they find these people D:

[MB.]

BB Canada Final's on tonight isn't it........YAY!!!!!!!:dance:

At least there's a show that knows not to do a mass evicti... never mind...

[JTM45]

where do they find these people D:

I dread to think!

I just hope this woman isn't actually making a living from this bollocks!:laugh:

[Braden]

With the quadruple eviction, four new housemates going in, and now this woman talking about personalities based on faces I actually think I'm dreaming

[JTM45]

We've gotta' take this chance to get rid of Harriet!!!!!

[fitz2k2]

jade lmao

[fitz2k2]

this guy suppose to be funny?

[JTM45]

I thought Matt's bit of standup there was the best part of the show by a bloody mile!!!!!

[Waynoo]

he's not funny or entertaining

[JTM45]

God........Jade's mum sounds like a right nutjob!

[Moosething]

Matt was speaking truth tbh

[erinp5]

Tonight on Big Brother's Bit On The Side - 28th May



We just can't think what Rylan's going to have to talk about this evening. Oh, that's right. One of the biggest, most shocking twists in BB history.

Joining him to give their views on all of it we've got former CBB star Kellie Maloney (she won't be pulling any punches), TV journalist Edward Gleave and ice skating star Matt Evers.



This is one episode you simply can't afford to miss.

Channel 5, 11pm.

[Jamesy]

Wish they could stop with this whole

'the biggest'

'the most shocking'

It really isn't. I know they're trying to hype it up but the way they say it comes across very cringey.

[Ross.]

Perched for BOTS to have some Z-list singer singing instead of discussing the ejection

[Crimson Dynamo]

Kelly wtf do u look like?

[Waynoo]

the state of Maloney

[Lostie!]

Jack and Joe :joker:

[fitz2k2]

harriet is pissed

[MB.]

(I love how Nick wears a suit for an announcement of an ejection)

[JTM45]

Sarah's mate has a beast of a double chin!

[Braden]

Kelly breaking the bell :joker:

[JTM45]

Kelly breaking the bell :joker:

She doesn't know her own strength!!!!:laugh:

[erinp5]

Tonight on Big Brother's Bit On The Side - 29th May




There’ll be a lot to talk about on BOTS tonight, as there’ll be FOUR housemates fresh out of the House. It’s a reverse eviction – the housemates NOT nominated are the ones could go – so they will be in shock.

The sore four won’t be the only former housemates there, as Adjoa and Luisa Zissman will join Rylan and Hollyoaks star Kieron Richardson in the studio. Actually, we'll struggle to find room for this lot. Sorry, Luisa, you'll have to sit on the floor.

[ruiphillips]

here is cummmmmm!!!

........................................
.................................................
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were do i go? :joker:

[JTM45]

I hope someone puts Harriet in her place on BOTS!!!!!

[Vanessa]

Kieron Richardson. :amazed:

[Spoon]

bots audience already fighting

[JTM45]

No Rylan...........it IS five tonight!!!!

[Amy Jade]

Rylan is talking bollocks, he's trying to justify this crap by saying people need to have done something to win yet the two who got saved were the dullest of the 6 up

[Richkingretro]

Don't like Emma's outfit tonight

[Richkingretro]

Wish Sarah and Kieran had been saved

[JTM45]

Don't like Emma's outfit tonight

I was just thinking how dowdy she's looking tonight too!

[Ross.]

Emma exposing the chavvy crowd :clap1:

[hijaxers]

I was just thinking how dowdy she's looking tonight too!

Me too she looks proper WW11

[JTM45]

Nah..............i saw that too!
Jade shat herself when she saw that Irish guy.

[Lostie!]

Aw, the twins. :sad:

[Ross.]

Oop I totally forgot about them

[BigBrotherPhil]

ANGRY

[erinp5]

11.15pm: Jack: Him saying "showbiz" every 30 seconds is going to get on my nerves. You'd better get used to it

I feel his pain

[JTM45]

God...............Harriet's really bloody awful!!!!!:yuk:

[ruiphillips]

yasss at them using perhaps by pcd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JTM45]

If the producers had any sense we'd be watching what's going on inside the house right now instead of watching these losers on BOTS!!!!

[Braden]

I can't believe that male newbie literally just told a few of the HM's how they're perceived on the outside...

[MB.]

"This house needs the_truth"

Spill it Simon

[Vanessa]

Marc to Cristian: i walked in here and instantly felt ugly. You handsome bastard! :joker:

[Kazanne]

Marq , saying he'de rather have clap than go with Jade,these two seem to hate each other ,would love to know the back story

[Drew.]

With so many housemates there this has the feels of an end of series BOTS, very odd

[JTM45]

Sarah keeps saying " Danny won't be happy".................like we really care what bloody Danny thinks Sarah!!!

[Moosething]

The old HMs dissing the newbies :love:

[Kazanne]

Sarah and harriet are right bitches on here

[JTM45]

The grapes are exceedingly sour in the BOTS studio tonight!

[ruiphillips]

pressed bitches hahha mess

[MB.]

Harry Amelia's from the same town as me apparently. :umm2:

[fitz2k2]

girls are hating hard.glad they are out

[Kazanne]

I do wish they would shut up about Danny and Sarah,it's so zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Vanessa]

Marq , saying he'de rather have clap than go with Jade,these two seem to hate each other ,would love to know the back story

that was funny! :laugh2: