Ch5HD 10PM Big Brother :Timebomb Discussion Weds 13th

[arista]

10PM tonight so swear away

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Gay lad Aaron

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Harriet the Intense Smoker

[Will.]

they've settled in quickly in seems

[arista]

they've settled in quickly in seems


Yes not all are the real public

[arista]

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Kinky Twins

[arista]

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Who or What will pop your cherry?

[Calderyon]

Tonight at 10 PM on C5/C5HD. Hour later on +1 channels.

Tonight includes:

- 15 new housemates move in. How will they manage?
- First time bomb is dropped leading to Simon´s eviction after only 90 minutes stint.
- Aftermath after Simon´s eviction. How will the 14 remaining HM cope after his sudden "departure".

[Jake.]

already made

can a good mod merge this

[LukeB]

easily mistake

[erinp5]

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[arista]

On in 90mins

[andybigbro]

:amazed: it's nearly time :D

[Adamw92]

Starting :D

[Jemal]

Yo

[LukeB]

Hey guys

[Jay.]

i honestly love that diary room

[LukeB]

already?

[Drew.]

i honestly love that diary room

Yeah, looks great on TV

[Smithy]

"Tensions rise"

Jesus they've been in 3 hours :joker:

[Daniel.]

The DR :flutter:

[Adamw92]

Hey guys

Evening :wavey:

[Daniel.]

Here for the drama :clap1:

[Natalie.]

hiiya

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oi oi

[jackc1806]

shush Marcus

[LukeB]

I forgot about the prize money being higher

[T*]

the editing is worse than usual

[Daniel.]

Chuffin ell?

Get tha promo Chuff gal :clap1:

[hijaxers]

Here for the drama :clap1:

What of watching most of last night all over again :sleep::sleep::sleep:

[Jay.]

I forgot about the prize money being higher

same

[Natalie.]

Simon the poor thing

[Adamw92]

Yeah, not gonna miss SHOWBIZ...at all.

[Shaun]

Unless Simon covers 'There's No Business Like Showbusiness' I'm done with this series.

[Drew.]

I bloody hated Simon yesterday but for some reason hes grown on me even though hes been kicked out

[Jay.]

i actually think he could have been quite good, couldn't be doing with the little catchphrase thing he had going on though.

[LukeB]

Yeah, not gonna miss SHOWBIZ...at all.

same

[Vanessa]

Kieron's voice. :joker:

[Daniel.]

SHOWBIZ!

[Firewire]

this is so tacky

[Firewire]

omg tove <3

[Johnnyuk123]

Hello everyone! :wavey:
Breaking news!!! I know someone who knows Christian and has known him since he was a baby. BTW he was a little shyte then too. :joker::joker::joker:

[bots]

The boys all look very young, looking at them now

[Jessica.]

lord be to jesus lets do it

[LukeB]

Harriet <3

[Daniel.]

Cockney Cafe Girl nnnn

[Natalie.]

I bloody hated Simon yesterday but for some reason hes grown on me even though hes been kicked out

absence makes the heart grow fonder

[Firewire]

am alf welsh

[Johnnyuk123]

Christian is not his real name, his real name is Matthew. lol

[LukeB]

me and harriet being half welsh slay <3

[Jay.]

am alf welsh

luke teas

[Lostie!]

me and harriet being half welsh slay <3

luke teas

:joker::joker:

[LukeB]

luke teas

:bored: stop bullying me

[Jay.]

i don't actually dislike any of them omg

[Adamw92]

Chloe :laugh2:

[Daniel.]

Adjoa :love:

[Jay.]

adjoa does need to change the tone of her voice soon though

[Daniel.]

It's Sinitta nnnn

[Firewire]

"it's sinitta" death

[Johnnyuk123]

Christian aged 12 on a sleepover wet the bed.:joker::joker::joker:

[hijaxers]

Christian is not his real name, his real name is Matthew. lol

Bloody poser

[Shaun]

adjoa :flutter:

[Smithy]

"It's sunitta"

Umm

[MB.]

I am from now on going to call every black woman I meet "Sinitta"

[Daniel.]

Nick is so qt bless ha

[Jay.]

nick has some great hair

[Firewire]

"manager in mcdonald's mate"

[LukeB]

nick has some great hair

when will you

[Firewire]

i adore nick

[Johnnyuk123]

Bloody poser

Hi hijaxers. :wavey: I'm telling the absolute truth. Will dig for more info on Christian/Matthew over the next few days. :cheer2:

[Drew.]

absence makes the heart grow fonder

Very true that

[Jay.]

when will you

long hair doesn't suit me :worry:

[Lostie!]

"Why are you saying showbiz?"

Twin speaks for the entire audience

[bots]

I am from now on going to call every black woman I meet "Sinitta"

loool, and she looks nothing like her at all

[Vanessa]

Christian, Danny and Nick. :love:

[Vanessa]

I dont like Sarah at all. Comes across as shallow and rude.

[Daniel.]

So Vegas darling

[Daniel.]

Aaron :flutter:

[Adamw92]

Sarah is so beautiful :flutter:

[reece(:]

Showbiz.

[Firewire]

Honestly I hope Nick becomes fan favourite and leaves the house to cheers and bouquets of flowers he deserves it

[LukeB]

am alf welsh

luke teas

"Why are you saying showbiz?"

Twin speaks for the entire audience

:clap1:

[Johnnyuk123]

Christian, Danny and Nick. :love:

Vanessa Christian is a fake name. His REAL name is Matthew.:wavey:

[Daniel.]

yas plastic kween Eileen

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sarah

[Jay.]

Honestly I hope Nick becomes fan favourite and leaves the house to cheers and bouquets of flowers he deserves it

this :clap1:

if he wins i'd cry, i felt like that over dexter too tbh

[Jemal]

Not alot of old people this year

[MB.]

Come on Eileen

[Lostie!]

I dont like Sarah at all. Comes across as shallow and rude.

That's the impression I got from her last night too.

[Vanessa]

Vanessa Christian is a fake name. His REAL name is Matthew.:wavey:

i know, but that's what he wants to be called. :)

[Smithy]

Vanessa Christian is a fake name. His REAL name is Matthew.:wavey:

Cristian is his middle name, lots of people go by their middle name, doesn't make it a fake name

[bots]

good to see they arent spending much time on what was in the show last night

[Johnnyuk123]

I think Simon will stay. :hehe:

[Drew.]

Honestly I hope Nick becomes fan favourite and leaves the house to cheers and bouquets of flowers he deserves it

:worship:

[Vanessa]

Didn't like Aaron at first, but he seems ok now. Not keen on Adjoa.

[Johnnyuk123]

Cristian is his middle name, lots of people go by their middle name, doesn't make it a fake name

Wrong.:wavey:

[bots]

Not alot of old people this year

I think they look much younger than the usual average

[hijaxers]

Hi hijaxers. :wavey: I'm telling the absolute truth. Will dig for more info on Christian/Matthew over the next few days. :cheer2:

Hi Johnny, i'll look forward to that !

[Adamw92]

I really don't think I could have handled hearing "SHOWBIZ" every 5 minutes for more than a day, if that. :bored:

[Natalie.]

Making us watch Simon leave again, what torture

[Crimson Dynamo]

Come on Eileen
:joker:

[LukeB]

I really don't think I could have handled hearing "SHOWBIZ" every 5 minutes for more than a day, if that. :bored:

same

[Johnnyuk123]

Hi Johnny, i'll look forward to that !

He was a real brat as a 6yr old apparently.:joker:

[Jay.]

glad they got that big over with so quick

[Vanessa]

Honestly I hope Nick becomes fan favourite and leaves the house to cheers and bouquets of flowers he deserves it

Hated him at first, but i like him now. He actually seems really nice.

[Jemal]

Sexual tension in that house this year is going to be off the charts, whether they are taken or not.

[Daniel.]

Sarah's entrance look is iconic :clap1:

[Adamw92]

same

I'm sure most of them in there were thinking "thank **** for that" when he left :laugh:

[LukeB]

I'm sure most of them in there were thinking "thank **** for that" when he left :laugh:

:joker: especially the twins

[MB.]

Sarah's entrance look is iconic :clap1:

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[andybigbro]

Getting to see Simon leave again :laugh:

[LukeB]

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goddess

[Vanessa]

Getting to see Simon leave again :laugh:

:hehe::fan:

[Daniel.]

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Sorry who is she? I only know legend Sarah Greenwood

[MB.]

goddess

Oh dear

[reece(:]

Still screaming at 15 mins past 10 on the first highlight show. "Coming up - Simon's time runs out" :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[Denver]

He was a real brat as a 6yr old apparently.:joker:

Hey Johnny are you still mad at Keith Chegwin? :joker:

[LukeB]

slay Judge Geordie :flutter:

[Jamesy]

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Sarah did it better

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[Natalie.]

Judge Geordie? :laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

Hey Johnny are you still mad at Keith Chegwin? :joker:

I am yes but not for his appearance on CBB but for that naked run on that sad tv show.:nono::joker:

[Lostie!]

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She looks like Sam Faiers there.

[Lostie!]

Oh wait it is

[Shaun]

is that a Jim Davidson banner I see :umm2:

[Jay.]

She looks like Sam Faiers there.

was that a joke? :fan:

[Daniel.]

Ew @ that getting immunity.

[Vanessa]

Jade seems alright now. Don't dislike her anymore.

[Jamesy]

Not sure if watching showbiz go again is a pleasure or torture

[Babayaro.]

Does anyone know when tonight's show will be put on the app?

[LukeB]

She looks like Sam Faiers there.

Oh wait it is

:joker: jay teas

[Johnnyuk123]

Jack spent the best part of the year on deal or no deal and i hated him then.

[MB.]

She looks like Sam Faiers there.

She's so very relevant. :clap1:

[Lostie!]

was that a joke? :fan:

I'm just gonna say yes.

[Johnnyuk123]

Simon to go into the secret room. :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Lostie!]

:joker: jay teas

I literally just thought "I just had a Jay moment". :whistle:

[Firewire]

showbiz more like nobiz

[Adamw92]

So glad they didn't swap :D

[LukeB]

I literally just thought "I just had a Jay moment". :whistle:

beat you to it :spin:

[Jay.]

i was literally shaking during this last night

[Vanessa]

Bye Simon! It's showbiz! :wavey:

[Johnnyuk123]

The best housemate gets the boot WTF?:shrug:

[LukeB]

housemates mind "thank **** for that"

[Adamw92]

Show...shut the **** up!

[bots]

showbizzz

[Jamesy]

bye bitch, forget you in a week

[Shaun]

*puts on a bit of Whitney to cope*

i_4PlM85NJo

[Jemal]

What a travesty

[Vanessa]

He was so irritating! :fist:

[Johnnyuk123]

I literally just thought "I just had a Jay moment". :whistle:

I hope you didn't shyte in the freezer.:joker:

[Daniel.]

bye showbiz :(

[Natalie.]

*puts on a bit of Whitney to cope*

i_4PlM85NJo

:sad:

[Firewire]

Jack's grown on me :joker:

[Vanessa]

I like Aaron coat.

[Babayaro.]

Wait doesn't matter, I'll start warching now

[Daniel.]

Adjoa ha thirst for Jade's pussy

[Shaun]

work that magic, Adjoa :clap1:

[Firewire]

yer young but yer boobs look big

[MB.]

"Adjoa is admiring Jade's outfit"

"Wow babe I love your outfit so much"

We really need Marcus in moments like this.

[Vanessa]

How tall is Jade? D:

[Firewire]

omg jade's queer :clap2:

[bots]

jade has real boobs. i knew there was a reason she was my favourite:laugh:

[Lostie!]

Omfg Adjoa :joker:

[Firewire]

"you don't wanna feel their pussy and that?"

[Adamw92]

LOL! I love how blunt Adjoa is :laugh2:

[reece(:]

Lmao Adjoa reaching for pucci

[Daniel.]

Adjoa is hilarious

[Denver]

Pussy talk already :hehe:

[Jemal]

Adjoa scares me

[Smithy]

Omg screaming

[Firewire]

screaming at adjoa

[jackc1806]

Eileen's lovellyyyyyyyyyyy

[Shaun]

"Adjoa is admiring Jade's outfit"

"Wow babe I love your outfit so much"

We really need Marcus in moments like this.

I wouldn't have been able to process that moment otherwise

[LukeB]

Adjoa :joker:
I hope she stays for long

[Ross.]

I love Adjoa :flutter:

[Vanessa]

LOL She's trying her luck. :laugh:

[Natalie.]

"you don't wanna feel their pussy and that?"

Lmao Adjoa reaching for pucci

:laugh:

[Firewire]

oh marcus

[Johnnyuk123]

I think lesbo romps are this years BB theme.:hehe:

[reece(:]

"you don't wanna feel their pussy and that?"
:joker:

[Richkingretro]

Sarah is hot but think she will be a bitch

[Xtopher]

I officially love Adjoa

[Vanessa]

Look at those three gossiping. :laugh:

[Richkingretro]

Pie face can't be bothered with beautiful women so he says

[Firewire]

omg nicci s getting promo :clap1:

[Adamw92]

Politics...yay. :bored:

[Johnnyuk123]

Jack even the ugliest girl in there will not roll you in flour and dive for your wet spot.

[Jay.]

when did this turn into question time?

[MB.]

(according to the clips online, the house has been calling Adjoa "Adjoey" for the whole day. So that's that)

[Crimson Dynamo]

Aaron is actually brain dead

[Firewire]

"it was labour and it was green as well cause i like recycling"

[jackc1806]

Green cause I like recycling :joker:

[Smithy]

I like recycling

:joker:

[MB.]

Ladies and gentlemen that was the only vaguely intelligent conversation we'll get for 70 days.

[Natalie.]

Why did she ask if she'd had a baby :laugh:

[Lostie!]

when did this turn into question time?

I know, get back to the pussy. :fist:

[Shaun]

Sarah with the same reaction as I had to his music video

[Crimson Dynamo]

Adjoa is pretty vile

Ew

[MB.]

Why did she ask if she'd had a baby :laugh:

Angel teas

[Daniel.]

Cristian's voice is so put on

[bots]

Aaron is actually brain dead

he isnt blessed with many brain cells

[Firewire]

I would not be happy if someone called me Pie Face. That's GBH imo.

[Jay.]

kieron is grating on me

[Firewire]

"i like pucci"

[Lostie!]

I love her omg

[LukeB]

"No i like pussy" :joker:

[Jamesy]

"noo i like pussy"

:joker:

[Adamw92]

"No, I like pussssseeeeee" :laugh2:

[Vanessa]

No, i like pussy. :joker:

[jackc1806]

noooo I like pusssyyyyy

[Firewire]

scremaing

[bots]

i think there is an echo in here :D

[Mokka]

Why did she ask if she'd had a baby :laugh:

Because she has womenly hips... not little girl hips....

they look like that after a woman has had a baby

oh... and the full real breasts

[Lostie!]

"You can never rule it out then".
"That's one thing I don't want to experience"

:joker:

[Denver]

Where did they find this legend :hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh she is gay

She must be great

źzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Johnnyuk123]

Christian/real name Matthew failed to blow out his own candles aged 9 and two 6yr old girls blew them out for him at his BD party.:hehe:

[MB.]

What a shame Kieron and Adjoa will never be a couple if not for that pairing of accents alone

[Richkingretro]

Why are they so shocked ?

[Vanessa]

Adjoa is growing on me. She's been funny today. :joker:

[Firewire]

Oh she is gay

She must be great

źzzzzzzzzzzzz

my exact thought about caitlin too

[LukeB]

I'm liking Kieran more tbh

[Drew.]

Kieran will find a way in

[reece(:]

Ew Danny

[Jay.]

i am actually loving this series already

[Johnnyuk123]

Christian cried watching disney's the little mermaid.:joker::joker::joker:

[Richkingretro]

Honk Danny is right Aaron is sketchy. Something about him.

[Ross.]

Adjoa is giving me life tonight, the things she's coming out with. :joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

my exact thought about caitlin too

Same

Ban ha

[Mokka]

Kieran will find a way in

Ewwwww

[Johnnyuk123]

Adjoa is growing on me. She's been funny today. :joker:

Fungas grows too.:joker:

[Vanessa]

Honk Danny is right Aaron is sketchy. Something about him.

i wonder what does he mean. :suspect:

[Ant.]

Ohmygod I lovee Adjoa

My queen

[Vanessa]

Fungas grows too.:joker:

sjhe seems alright. but sarah :fist:

[reece(:]

Ohmygod I lovee Adjoa

My queen
:clap1:

[hijaxers]

Adjoa is hilarious

Yes i expect the pastor is well pleased with her :dance::joker::dance:

[Jay.]

not here for all of these food ads after 10pm :nono:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Half an hour left and no more wine?

What kind of logistical mess at chez LT?

[Smithy]

This nivea advert is giving me such blackface realness

[Richkingretro]

I hope Sarah gets naked in tonight's show

[LukeB]

Great highlight show so far tbh

[Crimson Dynamo]

not here for all of these food ads after 10pm :nono:

:joker:

[MB.]

I hope Sarah gets naked in tonight's show

Pusseeeeeeee

[Mokka]

Half an hour left and no more wine?

What kind of logistical mess at chez LT?

Shameful

better switch to the hard liquor

[Firewire]

luvlay

[Crimson Dynamo]

I hope Sarah gets naked in tonight's show

Preach

[Lostie!]

Adjoa and Eileen final two please. :clap1:

[Daniel.]

Adjoa and Eileen are SLAYING me

[LukeB]

Adjoa searching for the pussy

[hijaxers]

Half an hour left and no more wine?

What kind of logistical mess at chez LT?

send someone out to the offey

[Denver]

Adjoa fancies Eileen

[Jay.]

i'm so surprised that i actually really like adjoa, she's hilarious

[Daniel.]

Adjoa and Eileen final two please. :clap1:

:worship: