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Ninastar
14-05-2015, 12:58 PM
In Harrogate, we have Rudy, the slightly scary, crazy Heroin addict. He's nice to talk to you but if you ignore him, he growls and follows you. He's been known to tell women that they are 'fking ugly' and he also thinks he's God!

Here is a link to him singing. He's actually not that bad.

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Fetch The Bolt Cutters
14-05-2015, 01:00 PM
johnny welly

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he's lovely :love:

Ninastar
14-05-2015, 01:02 PM
aww he seems really sweet. has he got something wrong with him? Also I dont have time rn to watch all 7 mins, but does he only have 1 arm?

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
14-05-2015, 01:06 PM
yeah he only has one arm :'(

idk if there is anything wrong with him but my mum said when i was a baby we were in greggs and he was there and i kept laughing at him and he started shouting so they kicked him out :joker:

i always speak to him whenever i see him now and there is a rumor that his parents were really rich (like millionaire's) but they left him nothing and gave it all to his sister idk if that is true though

Crimson Dynamo
14-05-2015, 01:08 PM
apart from ex-mrs LT

no

Ninastar
14-05-2015, 01:09 PM
yeah he only has one arm :'(

idk if there is anything wrong with him but my mum said when i was a baby we were in greggs and he was there and i kept laughing at him and he started shouting so they kicked him out :joker:

i always speak to him whenever i see him now and there is a rumor that his parents were really rich (like millionaire's) but they left him nothing and gave it all to his sister idk if that is true though

that's so sad! he seems so happy though, bless.

and LOL. that reminds me of a time when I was little and I was at the dentist, there was this woman with really awful buck teeth and I was apparently hysterically giggling at her... for having a horse face.

and it's probably not true tbh. The rumour about Rudy in our town is that he apparently saw his parents get murdered when he was a kid. I don't think its true, I just think people like to make these stories up

Ninastar
14-05-2015, 01:09 PM
apart from ex-mrs LT

no

LT, you can't include your left hand in this. It's just mean

Crimson Dynamo
14-05-2015, 01:10 PM
LT, you can't include your left hand in this. It's just mean

funny you should mention that....


:devil:



:nono:naughty LT, dirty boy

Ninastar
14-05-2015, 01:13 PM
Omg I hope that doesn't mean you've just been fapping

-bleaches eyes-

Crimson Dynamo
14-05-2015, 01:15 PM
Omg I hope that doesn't mean you've just been fapping

-bleaches eyes-

:fist: you cant keep it all in you need to clean your pipes now and then or you will explode

Ninastar
14-05-2015, 02:06 PM
-kills self-

Ross.
14-05-2015, 02:21 PM
:fist: you cant keep it all in you need to clean your pipes now and then or you will explode

-kills self-

:joker::joker::joker:

Livia
14-05-2015, 02:37 PM
Oh please... Have we got a crazy? I live in Norfolk, we're spoilt for choice...

Here's Norwich's Puppet Man. You can see him most weekends, you can also see mother's pulling young children away...

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Jake.
14-05-2015, 02:39 PM
Yeah, quite a few

The Jesus man can be spotted walking with asda carrier bags at 8ish in the morning (his beard never seems to stop growing)

Then there's Mad Mary who'll just stop randomly and lean forwards/backwards whilst staring at the floor

Crimson Dynamo
14-05-2015, 02:39 PM
Oh please... Have we got a crazy? I live in Norfolk, we're spoilt for choice...

Here's Norwich's Puppet Man. You can see him most weekends, you can also see mother's pulling young children away...

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BGT teas

Livia
14-05-2015, 02:41 PM
BGT teas

more like NGP.

Norwich's Got Problems.

Mokka
14-05-2015, 03:01 PM
In Saskatoon Saskatchewan Canada we have a guy called:

Sailor Dan

http://sheaf1.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/KMenz-sailordan.jpg

He sells this portrait of a sailboat to anyone with $10-$20 ... and it is the same one everytime, and he claims to have hand drawn them all.
They have even started to make T-shirts with the image and his name on it for tourists...

Livia
14-05-2015, 03:07 PM
God bless the eccentric.

JoshBB
14-05-2015, 03:08 PM
Not any that I know of.

Livia
14-05-2015, 03:09 PM
Not any that I know of.

Josh, if you don't know your local crazy, you understand it's probably you... right?

Mokka
14-05-2015, 03:19 PM
Josh, if you don't know your local crazy, you understand it's probably you... right?

:laugh2:

Will.
14-05-2015, 03:20 PM
my nan

Shaun
14-05-2015, 03:30 PM
http://m.torquayheraldexpress.co.uk/Moses/story-23087075-detail/story.html

What a hero

Drew.
14-05-2015, 03:37 PM
Showbiz himself

Jake.
14-05-2015, 04:27 PM
Showbiz himself

Forgot about him

Glenn.
14-05-2015, 04:30 PM
We used to have one called Jean who would go into tesco and poo herself. She died a few weeks ago.

Mitchell
14-05-2015, 04:33 PM
We have hobo John, does nothing but laugh at people :joker: he will just stop in the middle of the street (that's when you know he's about to strike) and laughs :p

Liam-
14-05-2015, 04:36 PM
We have a Charlie who no-one sees, ever, apart from when he's driving around in his Robin Reliant.. I'm not even sure if Charlie is his real name, but that's what everyone calls him.. he might just be an oap coke dealer idk.

LukeB
14-05-2015, 04:43 PM
well the last crazy person I remember was arrested for murder :umm2:
the story makes me feel sick tbh

reece(:
14-05-2015, 04:53 PM
Rocky, a homeless alcoholic that lives at the beach and wears a cowboy hat

lostalex
14-05-2015, 09:34 PM
well they say the definition of crazy is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results...

there are 2 particular people that live near me, every single day for the past 5 years they ask me for money every time i pass them on the street, and every single time i've just said "sorry, i can't help you". They clearly recognize me, and they are always polite about it.

They aren't homeless, they are clean and wear different clothes every day. i don't understand why they are begging and spending all day on the streets when clearly they have access to showers and clean clothes. They seem like totally normal intelligent people, they never act drunk or on drugs. I don't understand why they just spend all day asking for money.

Jay.
14-05-2015, 09:37 PM
yes daniel_

Jay.
14-05-2015, 09:37 PM
that was a joke btw daniel

Jessica.
14-05-2015, 09:39 PM
Busker Tommy :flutter: You'll find him down a lane playing music in any weather.
http://puu.sh/hNrYi/8d19e5a80e.jpg

He stops everyone for a conversation when he sees them, if you are in a hurry you have to duck past him. :joker:

Interview :joker:
http://www.solimerick.com/llblog/print/419

kirklancaster
24-05-2015, 11:13 AM
apart from ex-mrs LT

no

:joker:

jennyjuniper
08-06-2015, 07:55 AM
I suppose I could be considered the local crazy where I live.
I'm the size of a hobbit, with Einstein type wild white hair and an 'outlander' to boot. That's enough for any parent to use me to scare their kids into obedience!
I must admit at Halloween I dress the part with fake warty hand, witches hat etc., Also I play it up a bit for my next door neighbour, who is the type to not want a blade of grass out of place, whereas my garden is the 'Wild Wood'.
When it's a full moon I stand in my back garden (guarenteed she'll be watching because she nosy as anything) and make out I'm casting spells.
Apart from that there are no local eccentrics, which is a pity as I think eccentrics make the world a more interesting place.

Mokka
08-06-2015, 08:00 AM
I suppose I could be considered the local crazy where I live.
I'm the size of a hobbit, with Einstein type wild white hair and an 'outlander' to boot. That's enough for any parent to use me to scare their kids into obedience!
I must admit at Halloween I dress the part with fake warty hand, witches hat etc., Also I play it up a bit for my next door neighbour, who is the type to not want a blade of grass out of place, whereas my garden is the 'Wild Wood'.
When it's a full moon I stand in my back garden (guarenteed she'll be watching because she nosy as anything) and make out I'm casting spells.
Apart from that there are no local eccentrics, which is a pity as I think eccentrics make the world a more interesting place.

:worship: I aspire to be you jenny :worship:

Kizzy
08-06-2015, 09:10 AM
I'd say anyone who isn't eccentric are the 'crazies'

jennyjuniper
08-06-2015, 06:55 PM
:worship: I aspire to be you jenny :worship:

Thankyou Mokkajava, although to be honest I'm not really that crazy, I just like to fulfill narrow minded peoples preconceptions of me. Plus I like winding people up, especially her next door:dance::wavey:

Redway
10-06-2015, 04:17 PM
You can always judge a society based on how it treats its mentally ill..