BB16 15/5/15 Twist Night Live 9pm CH5HD

[Johnnyuk123]

Jack will be chosen and BB will say you have a MASSIVE decision to make. Then they will say do you want a greggs steak bake or a cheese and onion pie?

[LukeB]

:fan:

I need to take Jade and Danny out of my sig but effort :joker:

[Ninastar]

her accent <3

[Lostie!]

I'd hate this one too. :worry:

[Denver]

She doesn't seem that scared

[Amy Jade]

oh shut up bitch and get on with it

[Ninastar]

oh i couldnt do that. i hate balloons for that reason

[Crimson Dynamo]

No twist for my sarah

:worry:

[Ammi]

her accent <3

..I love it...:lovedup:..

[Ninastar]

i'd actually be crying hahaha

[Jay.]

is this eileens sex tape?

[Shaun]

the bullshit levels are through the roof with this task :worry:

[Benjamin]

This task :umm2:

[Glenn.]

Like seriously. It's a balloon

[MB.]

welp at Jade randomly getting naked

[Ninastar]

..I love it...:lovedup:..

lets marry her ammi

[Amy Jade]

I'm shocked she didn't try and mount the balloon or stick it in her mouth

[Natalie.]

I'd hate this task, I'd be screaming too :laugh:

[Babayaro.]

Can't stand Jade

[T*]

i dislike balloons for a personal reason and i found watching that uncomfortable

[Johnnyuk123]

If she's like that with a penis shaped balloon then there is no chance of a BJ.:joker:

[Loukas]

why the **** would you use your leg to pump the balloon?

[Ammi]

Like seriously. It's a balloon

..I would be the same, they freak me out...

[Adamw92]

Do this Chloe!! :D

[MB.]

Did BB just say "pump pump pumpity pump pump" what is happening to this show

[Ninastar]

ding donng hahaha

[bots]

Chloe has done this before

[LukeB]

Did BB just say "pump pump pumpity pump pump" what is happening to this show

:joker:

[RichardG]

Why did she try to pump the balloon with her leg :umm2:

[Lostie!]

Did BB just say "pump pump pumpity pump pump" what is happening to this show

:joker::joker::joker:

[Gstar]

I love popping balloons

[Cherie]

This one hour endurance task for 15 people is so difficult :umm2:

[LukeB]

Nick :joker:

[Loukas]

am i the only one who thinks Marcus has calmed down this series?

[Denver]

Sally has a bag puss > Adjoa excited

[Vanessa]

Did BB just say "pump pump pumpity pump pump" what is happening to this show

:evilgrin:

[bots]

nick the troll

[Jemal]

Nick looks stressed

[Ammi]

lets marry her ammi

..a balloon free life of happiness...:flutter:..

[Daniel.]

Nick is Sal?

[Shaun]

Did BB just say "pump pump pumpity pump pump" what is happening to this show

could've at least given airtime to the best Black Eyed Peas song

[Amy Jade]

Nick os truely one of us ♡

[Ross.]

oop Nick. :laugh:

[MB.]

Nick the troll. :clap1:

[Daniel.]

Nick has weave potential

[Jay.]

oh nick :flutter:

[Maneki-neko]

OMFG NICK

[Lostie!]

"A girl tweeted me something about a baggy fanny".
"Did you say baggy?"

I feel bad because Twitter abuse is awful, but the wording of that made me laugh. :laugh: :whistle:

[LukeB]

I might look through his twitter later

[Johnnyuk123]

Not sure if it's me but i can't connect to ANY of them.:shrug:

[Benjamin]

Nick os truely one of us ♡



:clap1:

[Glenn.]

Can we not with Danny and Sarah please

[Ross.]

Nick has weave potential

:joker::joker:

[Shaun]

Can we not with Danny and Sarah please

gospel

[Gstar]

Read him Sarah

[Kazanne]

Not sure if it's me but i can't connect to ANY of them.:shrug:

It's not just you Johnny,I cant either,lol

[Gusto Brunt]

They should kick them all out tonight and just put Simon back in. I'd watch.

Kick Jade out. You're right - she's really deluded.:shocked:

[bots]

Not sure if it's me but i can't connect to ANY of them.:shrug:

Kieran is my fav at the moment

[Natalie.]

DNNY reminds me of Peter Crouch

[MB.]

Why are they playing tense music over a task about spelling. :umm2:

[Amy Jade]

Kick Jade out. You're right - she's really deluded.:shocked:

Good idea!

[Ross.]

Here for Nick being last and saving the task :clap1:

[LukeB]

I think under pressure is what's making them fail idk

[Amy Jade]

Someone out of Towie can spell?

[Lostie!]

Wow, Sarah just looked really like Sallie. :shocked:

[Ammi]

Here for Nick being last and saving the task :clap1:

..Nick or Sarah...

[Benjamin]

Icicle thats hard :umm2:

[bots]

icicle is such a hard word to spell

[Ninastar]

im starting to like the twins...

[Jay.]

lmao why are they wearing goggles

[Amy Jade]

Canoe?

[Benjamin]

oh come on Canoe

[Johnnyuk123]

It's not just you Johnny,I cant either,lol

Thanks Kaz, thought i was losing my mind for a second. lol :wavey:
It's early days still but with BB putting in housemates who have already been on tv pisses me right off. It might change over time but still. What's the point in holding open auditions when they choose who they want long before the first genuine person submits to enter the show???

[Denver]

The thicko is here :joker:

[bots]

CANU :joker:

[Kazanne]

OMG these people are so THICK

[Ammi]

..:conoo...

[Loukas]

canoe :bored:
and they are shocked.. i'm not the best speller but really

[Daniel.]

This tense music :worry:

[MB.]

Can we bomb Elstree please

[Niamh.]

why can none of them spell canoe? ffs

[Doogle]

Idk if it's just because I'm so big on spelling but this is just infuriating

[smudgie]

Awww bless..another thick beggar.

[Adamw92]

Is Danny really that stupid?

[Ammi]

...kunu...

[Cherie]

This task :umm2:

[Drew.]

jesus christ :joker:

[Maneki-neko]

Haha this would be no problem on Canadian Big Brother :joker:

[Moosething]

Wow this is shocking

[Glenn.]

Connoe

[Natalie.]

Kanu :amazed:

[T*]

do these hms have learning difficulties

[Cherie]

Awww bless..another thick beggar.

:joker:

[Jemal]

Don't worry dan, lose some you win some

[Ross.]

Lmao flop

[Johnnyuk123]

OMG these people are so THICK

They all know Joey Essex is rich off the back of being thick.:joker:

[Gstar]

maybe he should base his priorities on key stage 2 spelling rather than worry about what hoe he's bringing back to his hotel

[LukeB]

:joker:

[bots]

why can none of them spell canoe? ffs

they cant spell and they cant add ... fantastic

[Ninastar]

come on Adjoa, you should be able to stand the smell of fish

[Kazanne]

Thanks Kaz, thought i was losing my mind for a second. lol :wavey:
It's early days still but with BB putting in housemates who have already been on tv pisses me right off. It might change over time but still. What's the point in holding open auditions when they choose who they want long before the first genuine person submits to enter the show???

Yes I wanted just normal everyday people.These lot are mostly the same,but I guess it takes time,but usually at least like a couple by now

[Amy Jade]

its porridge you daft bitch

[Daniel.]

Adjoa nnnn <3

[Shaun]

would've spelt Nwankwo Kanu as well tbf

[Gusto Brunt]

Give them a really hard word to spell like CAT.

[Jay28jay2]

:joker: Dont cry adjoa

[Drew.]

Kanu :amazed:

http://www.naijahottestgist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Kanu5.jpg

[Niamh.]

...kunu...

u spel gud Ami

[Benjamin]

dear god this task

[Vanessa]

:joker:

[Ross.]

Adjoa :flutter:

[Johnnyuk123]

why can none of them spell canoe? ffs

They can all spell cock and fanny no problem. go figure.:shrug:

[Denver]

Reach for your pussy :joker:

[Glenn.]

Why is it crying when everyone else has just got on with it

[bots]

Adjoa is going to be a lawyer ... give me strength :laugh:

[T*]

come on Adjoa, you should be able to stand the smell of fish

omfg :joker:

[Cherie]

This is ridiculous

[Ninastar]

lmao at her sobbing

[Smithy]

Danny giving me George spelling teas

[Babayaro.]

Seriously the music needs to ****ing stop this isn't NCIS

[Jay28jay2]

Queen Adjoa slaying the last challenge

[Jemal]

You would think her weave got cut off

[Adamw92]

Give us the twist already man!

[Cherie]

Give them a really hard word to spell like CAT.

:joker:

[Shaun]

all of that ineptitude and they still get to pass?! What would it've taken for them to fail, Adjoa drowning in the bucket!?

[Maneki-neko]

QUEEN Adoja flawlessly spelling words!

[Kazanne]

its porridge you daft bitch

:joker::joker::wavey:

[Ninastar]

its porridge you daft bitch

with FISH GUTS YOU DAFT TWAT

[Ross.]

Waiting for this twist is so annoying. :bored:

[Daniel.]

Why is it crying when everyone else has just got on with it

It :umm2:

[Jay28jay2]

Who has everyone voted for in the poll if you have? I voted Adjoa, praying its for the good for her

[Natalie.]

http://www.naijahottestgist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Kanu5.jpg

:laugh: what a man

[Ant.]

"I thought Adjoa was more into Hers than Hymns"

omfg

[LukeB]

Waiting for this twist is so annoying. :bored:

I know :worry:

[Amy Jade]

:joker::joker::wavey:

Kaz ♡

[Vanessa]

They can't spell and they can't do simple maths. :facepalm:

[Niamh.]

all of that ineptitude and they still get to pass?! What would it've taken for them to fail, Adjoa drowning in the bucket!?

omg :laugh2:

[Johnnyuk123]

I tried to vote but there was no option to evict them all sadly.

[Glenn.]

It :umm2:

:hee:

[Jemal]

I dont understand why it was crying like that. It was just rice pudding without jam.

[LukeB]

Who has everyone voted for in the poll if you have? I voted Adjoa, praying its for the good for her

Amy and Sally :laugh:

[Jay28jay2]

"I thought Adjoa was more into Hers than Hymns"

omfg

:shocked: :hehe: :joker:

[Gusto Brunt]

They're a really stoopid bunch.

[T*]

http://www.naijahottestgist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Kanu5.jpg

derek's ghetto era?

[Daniel.]

:hee:

Never thought you were a racist /:

[Ant.]

They can't spell and they can't do simple maths. :facepalm:

I feel like a genius watching these highlights :hehe:

[Gstar]

why does this ***** with braids keep appearing out of nowhere

[chuff me dizzy]

What a set of thickos, Drama Queen made a complete fool of herself, every chance she will be up and gone next week

[y.winter]

I think Jade should date Cristian, so both of them can love each other andstill love themselves at the same time. Redfining polyamorous.

[Vanessa]

I feel like a genius watching these highlights :hehe:

Send them back to school! :joker:

[Gusto Brunt]

I feel like a genius watching these highlights :hehe:

Yeah makes me feel like a member of MENSA, too. :joker:

[Glenn.]

Never thought you were a racist /:

What kinda ott reaction? What part of my post was racist? :umm2:

[Vanessa]

I think Jade should date Cristian, so both of them can love each other andstill love themselves at the same time. Redfining polyamorous.

:hehe:

[Daniel.]

What a set of thickos, Drama Queen made a complete fool of herself, every chance she will be up and gone next week

I hope not.

[Daniel.]

What kinda ott reaction? What part of my post was racist? :umm2:

Calling a black woman it

[LukeB]

As if this has been on for 45 mins :umm2:
seems shorter than that.

[Amy Jade]

Fingers crossed the twist is bad for Jade

[Loukas]

Channel 5 warning to grab the viewers :laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

I hope Emma goes live to the house to say the winner gets £5 quid and they all cheer! Co's there too thick to realize it's only the price of a 12 inch subway meal deal.:joker:

[T*]

Calling a black woman it

he obviously didnt mean it like that though :suspect:

[Ross.]

That warning. :laugh:

[Gusto Brunt]

Fingers crossed the twist is bad for Jade

Jade thinks all the guys fancy her. :joker::joker::joker:

[Shaun]

daniel can you just accept you're an overreacting hysterical mess again and get this latest non-argument over with pls thx bai

[Gstar]

oop at the sexual warning. Perched for a pool orgy

[Adamw92]

Do we need to hear about the exact same thing over and over, just give us the twist!!!

[Ninastar]

Glenn, ignore it, you know what hes trying to do

[MB.]

Can't wait for sexual bathroom antics with Jack!!!11!!!1

[Johnnyuk123]

so far 27 people have voted. :hehe:

[LukeB]

he obviously didnt mean it like that though :suspect:

this

[Jemal]

Calling a black woman it

I mean you cannot be serious

[Glenn.]

Not here for drama queen Daniel calling me racist because his moron fave hm made a fool of itself

[Ninastar]

daniel can you just accept you're an overreacting hysterical mess again and get this latest non-argument over with pls thx bai

:clap1::clap1::clap1:

[Daniel.]

daniel can you just accept you're an overreacting hysterical mess again and get this latest non-argument over with pls thx bai

No thanks

[Vanessa]

Pool orgy! :dance:

[Denver]

Joel :flutter:

[Gusto Brunt]

Nice boobs on Jack.

[Daniel.]

:hehe:

[MB.]

"cleanses your livers"

[bots]

so far 27 people have voted. :hehe:

No, i voted 27 times :smug:

[Loukas]

Ahahahahaha

[Denver]

Go Joel show him who is boss

[MB.]

MOOSE

[Johnnyuk123]

Nice boobs on Jack.

They float too.

[Gstar]

I always get free cranberry juice at work, I guess i'm gonna live long

[Benjamin]

slip aaron, slip out of the bath

[Amy Jade]

Joel and Aaron having the first gay sex on BB?

[LukeB]

Aaron needs to go as well

[Vanessa]

:joker::joker:

[Ninastar]

they are making a mess of the floors!!

[Maneki-neko]

Joel is totally gay

[MB.]

(Nick wearing a suit at all times <3 <3 <3)

[Doogle]

this is hot when will they ****

[Jay.]

sarah being a buzzkill :nono:

[Benjamin]

Aaron run into the glass

[Ninastar]

rapist vibes!!!!111111

[Glenn.]

Aaron's arse tho :flutter:

[Vanessa]

It's great to see them having fun. :laugh:

[Jay.]

joel finally finding a big of camera time though :clap1::clap1:

[LukeB]

sarah being a buzzkill :nono:

:nono:

[reece(:]

oop at the sexual warning. Perched for a pool orgy
Romp time?

[Gusto Brunt]

They float too.

:joker:

[Ammi]

..hopefully it'll be a more fun house, the last few were almost arguing from day 1...

[Daniel.]

Not me getting everyone in hysterics again by blatently messing with Quaser

[Shaun]

this is hot when will they ****

:joker:

[Benjamin]

Aaron's arse tho :flutter:

Get some taste

[Ross.]

(Nick wearing a suit at all times <3 <3 <3)

:flutter:

[Amy Jade]

they are making a mess of the floors!!

the bastards!

[Lostie!]

All this time (well, three days) I thought I couldn't use the app because it wouldn't load for me on launch night. I've just tried it again and it does work after all. :laugh:

At least I found out in the first week. :whistle:

[Johnnyuk123]

If i was in that house and saw this i would be kicked out for sure cos i would want to kick the **** out of that moronic lot.:joker:

[Glenn.]

Get some taste

You wish you had an arse like his lbr

[Jemal]

Young Leo di caprio - Joel.
What a guy

[Ninastar]

i wonder how many homos on here have boners rn... i might do!!!1

[Ammi]

All this time (well, three days) I thought I couldn't use the app because it wouldn't load for me on launch night. I've just tried it again and it does work after all. :laugh:

At least I found out in the first week. :whistle:

..:laugh:..

[Denver]

Joel is such a lad :flutter:

[LukeB]

Joel :joker:

[Loukas]

i love this house and i'm really warming to Joel!

[Johnnyuk123]

I read in the papers the viewing figures were down by 500 thousand and now i know why.

[Jay.]

oh joel :clap1:

[Gusto Brunt]

Who told Joel he was funny?

[Smithy]

Joel's cranberry juice going to his head

[Glenn.]

Joel is great. I love him.

[Benjamin]

You wish you had an arse like his lbr

Not really, I am more than happy with mine ;)

[Daniel.]

Joel is gay imo tbh imo

[Doogle]

I know they're already ~kinda~ arguing or being bitchy but I loved seeing them run around and have fun

I like that they're not trying to focus on arguing yet, this time in BB15 3 housemates had been beheaded by Pauline and Helen was bullying the rest of the house

[Ninastar]

OMFG I CANT WATCH ahhhh

[Adamw92]

Adjoa :love: :laugh2:

[Knispel]

I havent watched it yet. what was the twist?

[MB.]

I love Newsnight

[Xtopher]

Dead. DEAD. I adore her.

[Natalie.]

Joel :laugh:

[Ninastar]

omfg i love her

[Ross.]

Omg Adjoa. :joker::joker:

[Denver]

Why would a lesbo use a strap on?

[Loukas]

Adjoa doesn't give a flying **** :joker:

[Smithy]

Ya just want to rub each other's pussies ya know??

Ya know Caitlin??

[Jay.]

omg she's incredible

[Maneki-neko]

Adoja is such a legend

[Black Dagger]

Joel lmao

[Glenn.]

What a disgusting bitch. Get some class girl

[Drew.]

I know they're already ~kinda~ arguing or being bitchy but I loved seeing them run around and have fun

I like that they're not trying to focus on arguing yet, this time in BB15 3 housemates had been beheaded by Pauline and Helen was bullying the rest of the house

:worship:

[Babayaro.]

(Nick wearing a suit at all times <3 <3 <3)

just noticed this :joker:

[bots]

Adjoa watched katie price and is trying the same approach

[smudgie]

Think I am liking Joel and Nick so far.

[Johnnyuk123]

Adjoa i dislike a lot.

[Benjamin]

Adjoa is Caitlin?

[Ninastar]

Why would a lesbo use a strap on?

for many reasons!!!

[Ross.]

Goddess Adjoa. :flutter:

[Adamw92]

"Where do you find them? ...Nandos?" :joker:

[Ninastar]

ugh scissor me adjoa

[Drew.]

Whats the difference between a white and black gay