Quotes this year, Quotes in the House, and Best quotes of Celeb BB 2007(merged)

[GlitterEyes]

As always a thread for us to add our fave quotes people have said:thumbs:

[GlitterEyes]

Only 1 I can think of so far is H saying "floor cloth" and Dirk saying "is it 4 o clock"...:laugh:


Ahh well...its a start! lol

[Arneldo]

Danielle: ''I studied foresic science but i decided to be a model''

Well, i found it funny lol.

[Sophii3x]

I havent heared any good ones yet:sad:

[SiMoN!]

i will listen out for soom lol

[GlitterEyes]

Yep early days but they should come in thick & fast soon enough.

[GlitterEyes]

Davina: Are you looking for love?
Cleo: I am into OIL....Old, ill and loaded

[Chrizzle]

Ok I havn't heard any quotes- but can I just say GlitterEyes- this is the first time ever we like the same housemates!

[Revol]

Davina: Are you being a bit 'Rock and Roll'?
Donnie: The question is, are the crowd being Rock and Roll?

[Lauren]

Lmao, maybe I'm going senile but Markus heard the EXACT same thing as me, last night on the live feed-

Cleo - My shoes have pubes.

:hugesmile: Legend.

[GlitterEyes]

OMG! *Faints*
Now that is a shock....only day one though so get ready for some debates:whistle: Lol!

[Chrizzle]

Originally posted by GlitterEyes
OMG! *Faints*
Now that is a shock....only day one though so get ready for some debates:whistle: Lol!
Oh god! LOl
But I looked across your banner and thought 'Omg we like 1..2..3!.. 4!!!! of the same people'

[GlitterEyes]

I like the first 3 for certain, danielle I am 50/50 on she could go either way. If she mentions "Teddy this, Teddy that" she will start to grate on me lol.

[Chrizzle]

Originally posted by GlitterEyes
I like the first 3 for certain, danielle I am 50/50 on she could go either way. If she mentions "Teddy this, Teddy that" she will start to grate on me lol.
Noo shes my fave lol
Knew it was to good to be true lmao

[Craiggy]

Originally posted by GlitterEyes
Davina: Are you looking for love?
Cleo: I am into OIL....Old, ill and loaded

Yeah1 That was a good one.

There hasn't been much yet still it's only Day 2.

[S2]

Shilpa to Ken - Can I call you uncle???

:joker:

[GlitterEyes]

Ken: "Sorry I don't know you"

Leo: "I'm Leo Sayer"

Ken: "Oh, I do know you, I thought you were older"

[BigSister]

haha yeah that was a good 1
I havent herad any either but ill get some tonight

[S2]

Jo to Shilpa - "What are they laughing at?"

Shilpa - "They're saying I pronounce Dirk's name as duck... "Dirk? Duck? Deuck?" she said.

Jo - "Dirk?"

Shilpa - "Duck?" (at this moment Jo and Shilpa are in splits)

Jo - "It sounds like you call him Duck,"

Shilpa - "Duck Benedict. It sounds like a dish. "I don't call him Duck, I call him Deuck."

[Revol]

Cleo: Do you know what a 'MILF' is?
Ken: A 'melt'?

:laugh2:

[Siouxsie]

not been any good ones
shilpa sayingdurk wrong i suppose

[xcharleyx]

Danielle: 'Maybe the main house is the craphole' she actually thought THEY were living in luxury lol.

[Legend]

Originally posted by Lauren
Lmao, maybe I'm going senile but Markus heard the EXACT same thing as me, last night on the live feed-

Cleo - My shoes have pubes.

:hugesmile: Legend.

Omg, you always have to steal my ones. That's been my favourite quote so far and i was about to post it. :wink:

[Chrizzle]

Jo: Solitaire
Danielle: What? The game?

Lmao:bigsmile:

[Aflamo]

Danielle - "I dont really know anything"

[Riz]

what was that dani sed at the end and h rolled his eyes, summit liek is that a band

[Riz]

when jades mum said i fort i couldnt read but its just i could see lol xx

[deeto]

Surprised no one has mentined this one yet.

Donnie: Dirk ****ing benedict

Dirk: Yeah but i don't tend to use the middle name.

sorry its not verbatim but it made me:laugh:

[Sophii3x]

Shilpa- Durk Benedict, Sounds like a dish

[Sophii3x]

Donny- "Sing a ****ing christmas song":joker:

[The_Hitman]

H: Mother I'd like to "(makes a funny noise that sounds like a cross between a cuckoo and "foo foo")"

Ken: Foo foo? lets all foo foo.

[texbex]

Shilpa-"Duck Benedict.Sounds Like A Dish!"

Carole-(When Danielle Was Getting Excited About The HND)"Dont Get Excited It`ll Be Hell"

Cleo-(About Kens Snoring)"Maybe You Should Get Into Bed With Him That Would Settle Him Down!"

Danielle-(About The Carpenters)"Are They A Band?!"
"Meat and Two Veg Between His Legs.I`ve Seen It!!
"I Dont Know Anything"

Dirk-"No Cigars.No Show."

Donny-(Talking To Jermaine)"I like Freddie Mercury (some other band) and I Sometimes Like Your ****ing Brother!"
"Lets Have A Xmas Song!!"

Ian-"Shes Definitelty A MILF!"

thats all for now haha

[lily.]

:sad:

[Diablo]

:cat:

[curiouswatcher]

earlier Jade was saying to shilpa how she started in a normal BB and now is apparently the 25th most influ ... influen..influeshiel person in the world

Shilpa says Influential?

Jade yeah that... and I don't even know what it means :laugh2:

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by curiouswatcher
earlier Jade was saying to shilpa how she started in a normal BB and now is apparently the 25th most influ ... influen..influeshiel person in the world

Shilpa says Influential?

Jade yeah that... and I don't even know what it means :laugh2:

She knows exactly what it means. A classic example of Jade mugging the public.

[S2]

^ I know shes a bit stupid, but if you know you've been voted an influential person, i'm sure shes then looked it up to see what it means or even asked around.


I swear sometimes I think Jade was born without a brain LOL

[gemmalou]

Danielle: 'Will at least they can't play one of my songs because i don't have one'

That quote just sticks in my head, i dont know why

[Navajo]

"H" in the diary room,"Donny,he looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo"
Fame at last ,lol..

[Siouxsie]

aye good one
we do it well together shaggy:flowers::colour::colour::kiss::kiss::kiss:

[GlitterEyes]

I told BB, no cigars, then no Benedict
Dirk says tears are highy over-rated

[GlitterEyes]

Donnie: Dirk #$%ing Benedict!!

Dirk: Well, I don't really use my middle name.

[Chrizzle]

Donny: You can call me whatever you (bleep)ing like. You wanna call me Dickie, call me Dickie. You wanna call me Stevie? Call me Stevie..

and then he said another name. Cracked me up..

[GlitterEyes]

Dirk: Honey I'm home

Dirk: I really like what you have done to the place.

[texbex]

yeh I liked Donny u can call me stevie I dont give a **** or what was the other one Bigaze or summit haha

[Sophii3x]

Donny- "I'm not going to wait on some ****ing moron and her family" :laugh:

[Pipergun]

Not sure if this has been already posted.

Ken after being told of his snoring: "Oh, so that's why my wife chooses to sleep in a different room!" :laugh:

Duh! :bigsmile:

[Ayran]

Jermaine “You can’t reason with stupidity”

Ken “Look there are people trying sleep here”

Shilpa “ It's Shilpa. It's not a sentence, it's a f@cking name”

[S2]

Originally posted by Ayran
Shilpa “ It's Shilpa. It's not a sentence, it's a f@cking name”
She didn't use the proper F word



When Jermaine was telling Dirk about Jackieys' farting I loved it when Shilpa said "i'm glad my nose is blocked" :joker:

[Siouxsie]

dunno didnt hear that one lol but she probably did lol

[GlitterEyes]

Ian: Janet's Jermaine's sister
Jo: No $%*t!!!

Leo in the DR: I can't sleep I have a naked man in my bed.

[Chrizzle]

Leo: I wish I was a woman..
Dirk: You are.. your more woman than me

:joker:

[curiouswatcher]

Dirk: Oh, I'm terrible at charades
Carol: How come? You're an actor
Dirk: Ya, But have you seen my work?:laugh2::laugh::laugh2:

[Chrizzle]

(On live)

Jade: Would you like to get married, Ian?
Ian: Yeah..
Jade: What would you wear?
Danielle: *jumping up* A BIG WHITE DRESS!!!!???!!!

[Sophii3x]

Jade- "I'm special in a wolly way"

[GlitterEyes]

Dirk to Leo: "I knew I shouldn't of hung around with you"

Shilpa: You should marry when you're about 60 - that's what I'm going to do I think
Dirk: I can't wait that long dear. If we're going to do this, it's gotta be soon

[xxxkissxxx]

Somebody commenting that Jackiey only ever shuts up when she's asleep then Jade saying,"but then she speaks out of her bum!"

[Sophii3x]

Leo- "You are spreading diseases Big Brother"

[sunny]

when shilpa said whats a minge

[Leona]

Jade- 'Don't Patronise me'

Shilpa- 'Its not Patronise sweety, Look in the Dictionary....'

[DiamondDogTags]

By Jermaine.. "you can't reason with stupidity" :colour:

[sunny]

:laugh:

[Siouxsie]

Cleo "Its a loaded gun" getting ready to fire

[Sophii3x]

Cleo- "We all feel like wev'e been shot"

[MarkWaldorf]

Shilpa - "You want to know my question? How long is one supposed to cook a chicken?"

:joker:

[Smeggypants]

Originally posted by sunny
when shilpa said whats a minge

I thought it was funny when she said "What's Punani!"

Especially as Punani sounds indian.

[Nikkos]

Danielle: I've worked hard to achieve what I have

[Sophii3x]

Jade- "I'm gonna look like a whale in a condom"

[GlitterEyes]

Can anyone remember Jo's quote the other night while talking about hair bleech...going to bed with........waking up with.....cant quite remember it! But it was funny.

[Mojina]

^I think she said something along the lines of "She'd be going to sleep with Penelope Cruz and waking up with Cameron Diaz"

My favourite:

Big Brother: On Friday before you entered the house, Big Brother gave the celebrities a dilemma.
Jackiey: What's a dimella? :laugh2:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by GlitterEyes
Can anyone remember Jo's quote the other night while talking about hair bleech...going to bed with........waking up with.....cant quite remember it! But it was funny.

Oh was it Penelope Cruz and waking up with Cameron Diaz

[The_Hitman]

Jack: Do you ever do any fast songs?

Leo: Oh ******* yeah! We really rock out.

[J.C.]

Davina`s last question to Jade:

` what have you learn`t about yourself.`

Jade;
`I have learn`t that I am not that person at all`

[TUXTPENGUIN]

Jade: I thought the eskimos lived in Antarctica, but Jack said thats erm not a place its just loads of water.

3 things with that

-Antarctica is the South Pole only scientists lived there and penguins.
-Of course its a place. Its an entire continent with gold, diamonds, coal and 1000s of fossils on undiscovered animals.
-Jack is half right :o altough hes thinking of the Artic (North Pole)


and generally all the "Eskimo World" stuff.

[Dracula]

Jackie - " That Indian " & " No present for Indian "
Jack - " She is a ****** ", " Wan*** & i hate her "
Danielle - " She should Fu** off back home " , " She can not speak English any way " & " You don't know where her fingers have been ". :nono::nono::nono:

[Chrizzle]

Are you capable of making a post which isn't anti-Danielle, which makes sense, and which actually has more than 3 sentences in?

[Dracula]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Are you capable of making a post which isn't anti-Danielle, which makes sense, and which actually has more than 3 sentences in?


So What !!!!

[Siouxsie]

Here are some of the key quotes - from participants in the show and key figures in the real world.


SUNDAY 14 JANUARY

Shilpa Shetty: "Why do they hate me? Why am I detested? I feel like I'm losing my dignity.
"I'm the only one they are mean to, I don't know why, nobody is mean to anyone else except me. I'm scared to say anything else. They've pushed me to the brink."


TUESDAY 16 JANUARY

Jade Goody referred to Shilpa Shetty as "Shilpa Poppadom"
Jade Goody to Shetty: "You're a liar and a fake. You're a liar. You're not in Neverland here, you're not no princess here you're normal. You are normal. You are normal Shilpa and learn to live with it.

"You need a day in the slums. Go in your community and go to all those people who look up to you and be real."

Danielle Lloyd: "I think she should ****** off home."

Cleo Rocas to Shetty: "I don't think there's anything racist in it."
Shetty: "It is, I'm telling you."


WEDNESDAY 17 JANUARY
Goody: "I couldn't think of her surname. Why would I be talking to someone like that, I don't know what her surname is. What is it? Shilpa Cookamada, Shilpa whatever Rockamada, Shilpa Poppadom. It was like that, literally come out like that.

"There was no fault or no racial anything meant in any of those comments. It's not in me to be racial about somebody or to somebody because I wouldn't. It was just a tongue in cheek, Shilpa Poppadom."

Shetty, referring to her previous opinion that Jade was racist: "I take that back. I thought it was because everybody was having an argument with me...

"You know, people say things in a fit of anger and I stand corrected. I don't feel that there was any racial discrimination happening from Jade's end. I think there are a lot of insecurities from her end but it's definitely not racial."

Shetty to Goody: "I don't think you're racist. But it did come across as kind of racial, what you said even before that. I didn't hear you say it. Your mum used to address me as Indian..."

UK Prime Minister Tony Blair: "I've not seen the particular programme in question and therefore can't comment on it.

"But of course, I would agree entirely with the principle that we should oppose racism in all its forms."

UK Chancellor Gordon Brown: "I understand that in the UK there have already been 10,000 complaints from viewers about these remarks, which people see, rightly, as offensive.

"I want Britain to be seen as a country of fairness and tolerance. Anything detracting from this I condemn."

Indian Minister for External Affairs Anand Sharma: ''It has caused indignation, it is most unfortunate, and any kind of racism - or racist slur - is unacceptable in any civilised society.''


THURSDAY 18 JANUARY
UK Culture Secretary Tessa Jowell: "I think this is racism being presented as entertainment, and I think it is disgusting.

"My personal view is that this has caused enormous offence not only abroad but to the Indian community here."

Bollywood filmmaker Mahesh Bhatt in Mumbai's DNA newspaper: "I believe no-one can insult you without your permission. Shilpa Shetty has paid the price for trying to desperately seek the approval of the West.

"It is pathetic how we can go on bended knees and lick the boots of Westerners in an effort to be part of their world."

Carphone Warehouse chief executive Charles Dunstone: "Our concern has rapidly mounted about the broadcast behaviour of individuals within the Big Brother house.

"We are totally against all forms of racism and bullying and indeed this behaviour is entirely at odds with the brand values of The Carphone Warehouse.

"As a result, we feel that as long as this continues, we are unable to associate our brand with the programme."

Channel 4 chief executive Andy Duncan: "The debate has been heated, the viewing has at times been uncomfortable but, in my view, it is unquestionably a good thing that the programme has raised these issues and provoked such a debate.

"These attitudes, however distasteful, do persist - we need to confront that truth.

"We have reached the view that we cannot with certainty say that the comments directed at Shilpa have been racially motivated or whether they stem from broader cultural and social differences."


FRIDAY 19 JANUARY
Goody after being evicted: "I'm not racist, but I can see why it has had the impact it's had. I can see why it looks like bullying.

"I'm disgusted in myself for saying what I have just seen myself saying. I do not approve of any of my actions and I do not approve of the words that came out of my mouth."


SATURDAY 20 JANUARY
The Sun newspaper editorial: "Jade Goody went into the Big Brother house appearing to be simply a fun-loving working-class girl canny enough to have made millions from her 15 minutes of fame. It was all a meticulously manufactured lie.

"She has left the house with her true personality laid bare - a vile, pig-ignorant, racist bully consumed by envy of a woman of superior intelligence, beauty and class."

[Red Moon]

That is the third new topic you have started that has already existed and that has been active since you been on the board.

Red :nono: