Ch5HD Big Brother Timebomb 10PM Weds. 20th May

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Dont get cocky Lady

[arista]

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On Ch5 and Ch5HD now

[Vanessa]

:douf:

[Jay.]

that task gives me on season teas

[Drew.]

"can they survive" lying on a bed in a dark room, god help them

[Beetlejuice]

The high pitched squeals may cause me to turn off.

[Jay.]

nick omg

[Drew.]

Not used to seeing him without his red blazer on

[Lostie!]

Those bowls are like an optical illusion.

[Ross.]

Nick getting the house that hot water :clap2:

[Jake.]

BB doing things like switching off the hot water randomly for once :clap1:

[Jay.]

Not used to seeing him without his red blazer on

i almost didn't recognise him :worry:

[Denver]

Has Nicks voice changed?

[Jamesy]

Nick's wearing nice casual clothes. Makes a change from a suit or a 80s curtain

[Jake.]

Your VT said differently

[Jay.]

this egg stuff is stupid like honestly

[LukeB]

Another egg gate?

[Jake.]

this show has put me off of eggs

[Lostie!]

Your VT said differently

I wondered who's CV you were talking about. :joker:

[Vanessa]

They're fighting about eggs again. :laugh:

[Ross.]

Not egg-gate again

[Jamesy]

Kieran trying to start butter-gate

[billy123]

eggsellent

[smudgie]

Hello hello hello sxuse me.

Shut up squawks.

[Amy Jade]

Joel too much of a coward to speak up for himself so feeds the info to Keiran.

[MB.]

Adjoa using more butter <3

[Drew.]

jesus christ shes got more butter than bread

[Ross.]

This giving me Pauline and the chicken teas

[Jake.]

I wondered who's CV you were talking about. :joker:

I re-read it and thought 'CV? No, that's not right...' :laugh:

[Denver]

After all that Adjoa puts all the butter on her sandwich :nono:

[Jamesy]

Lmao at the close up of Adjoa taking a lump of butter :joker:

[Vanessa]

Adjoa slapping that butter on. :umm2:

[lily.]

This task is a bit creepy..

[Lostie!]

"Everyone be considerate with the butter please".

*Camera zooms in on Adjoa's butter-soaked bread*. :joker:

[Jake.]

This giving me Pauline and the chicken teas

but which came first, the Pauline or the egg?

[LukeB]

This giving me Pauline and the chicken teas

my eyes </3

[Jamesy]

"Everyone be considerate with the butter please".

*Camera zooms in on Adjoa's butter-soaked bread*. :joker:

Perfect editing :joker:

[smudgie]

I would freak out with maggots.

[Amy Jade]

lol teddys

[LukeB]

:joker:

[Denver]

OMG its only teddies

[Ross.]

Omg Eileen. :joker::joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

Eileen. :laugh:

[Jake.]

:joker:

[Jemal]

Its only teddy bear..

[Jamesy]

Already love this task :joker:

[LukeB]

Its only teddy bear..

she didn't know that :p

[Johnnyuk123]

I hate teddy bears.

[smudgie]

Dear god. Give her the Oscar for over reacting.

[zakman440]

Marcus is growling again :idc:

[fitz2k2]

teddy bear attack

[MB.]

"Bath time gets real"

:umm2:

[Denver]

Harriet :flutter:

[Ross.]

Goddess Eileen :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

OMG its only teddies

Lights are out tho she didn't know lol

[Lostie!]

Perfect editing :joker:

Yeah, I always love it when they do that. :laugh:

[Xtopher]

I just love her face when she realize it's teddy's :laugh:

[smudgie]

"Bath time gets real"

:umm2:

Wriggly maggots.

[Denver]

Lights are out tho she didn't know lol

Still when they hit you, you would be able to tell its something like a Teddy

[Johnnyuk123]

This is what happens when BB puts in housemates who have already been on tv.
:joker::joker::joker: No normal people means low ratings.

[Jay.]

still hating that ****ty horror film trailer

[Vanessa]

Exorcist music! :laugh:

[lily.]

Same... that clown... -shudders-

[Jay.]

crabs? omg

[Ross.]

They give Eileen teddy bears and give Amy maggots? :joker::joker:

[Shaun]

sf over these types of task, just give me highlights of them having conversations and laughs and stuff smh :bored:

[Lostie!]

"Taste it" omg

[lily.]

Actually **** with the maggots.

[Jake.]

Eileen rubbing her teddy whilst guessing what Amy's got in her bath

[Vanessa]

"Taste it" omg

:laugh3:

[Jake.]

sf over these types of task, just give me highlights of them having conversations and laughs and stuff smh :bored:

:clap1:

[Denver]

Why is Eillen screaming? :joker:

[Lostie!]

Why is Eileen screaming? :joker:

[Jay.]

why is eileen scared she's honestly sat there covered in teddy bears

[Ninastar]

i cant stop laughing hahahaha

[Johnnyuk123]

Now tell her the maggots have spent the last 24 hrs in two tons of horse shyte. :joker::joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

i love Eileen screaming sitting in a bath of cuddly toys haha

[smudgie]

Why the hell does Eileen try to put scream Amy when she Is showered with the maggots.
What an attention seeking banshee she is.

[Jay.]

death @ eileen touching him :joker::joker:

[Legend killer]

Eileen needs to **** already. Want her evicted after this

[Ninastar]

poor amy

[Johnnyuk123]

Arrons balls.

[Amy Jade]

Who the fk would think oh yeah its a lychee

[Jemal]

They wouldn't last 2 seconds in ima celeb.

[Denver]

Did she saw lycheese?

[Jay.]

oh i've died @ eileen

[Vanessa]

:laugh:

[Jamesy]

Glad they're not showing it to the HMs on the screen :clap1:

[Jake.]

:laugh2:

[Ross.]

I cannot cope I'm crying at Eileen. :joker:

[Legend killer]

Cringing hard at Eileen biggest attention seeker in there. And she had nerve to criticize boys yesterday

[Johnnyuk123]

Someone please drop dildos on Eileen. :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Amy's really getting the brunt of this task

[Doogle]

Eileen :joker::joker:

[smudgie]

Please please makeEileen hoarse.

[Jay.]

'nooo' 'nooooooo'

:death:

[Jay.]

crying at feathers i have tears in my eyes

[Denver]

Eillen has it easy :joker:

[Vanessa]

The music. :laugh2:

[Shaun]

if I'm getting pissed off with Eileen I dread to think what this is doing to her eviction odds.

[Ross.]

Eileen :flutter:

[MB.]

Let's be thankful for small mercies with this cast guys

601134782328745985

[Johnnyuk123]

Drop mayo on the girls and see if they say it's man juice.:joker:

[Legend killer]

Please drop some gobstoppers in Eileen's mouth and shut her up already

[Amy Jade]

Eileen's face when them feathers hit her had me screaming she's off her tits

[Lostie!]

"OH MY GOD, THEY'RE GIVING SQUIDS!".

:laugh2:

[Ross.]

Eileen in the bath omg I'm in tears. :joker::joker::joker:

[Denver]

Eilleen screaming when she sees her Bath :joker: :flutter:

[Johnnyuk123]

A quick drying cement on all three would be good.

[lily.]

That was the worst thing ever... those maggots... urgh..

[smudgie]

Not here for the maggots, I would have passed out,one of my phobias.

[Lostie!]

"The boys have got their guns out".

Oh, Marcus. :facepalm:

[Johnnyuk123]

Matthew lost. lol

[hijaxers]

Cristian could do with a bum to put in those jeans - plank arse

[Jamesy]

"The boys have got their guns out"

Big Brother asking for Ofcom complaints

[LukeB]

Harriet :clap2:

[Drew.]

Another female ruining the fun

[Jemal]

Harriet it ain't that deep.
You gonna cry?

[Lostie!]

Yeah Cristian, Kieran won fair and scare. :hmph:

[Jake.]

Cristian really didn't want a fight lol

Jog on Harriet

[Jay.]

bless eileen

[Johnnyuk123]

I want them all evicted.

[MB.]

Eileen giving me Liz Jones teas

[Jamesy]

"I hope you're not going to kill the maggots after... that would be very sad" :laugh:

[Ross.]

Aw Eileen. :love:

[Babayaro.]

Kieran grunting/growling :joker:

[Lostie!]

I agree with Eileen tbh. I don't watch IAC nowadays because of the eating of the live insects.

[Amy Jade]

Eileen ♡

[Vanessa]

Harriett is being a bitch here.

[Kazanne]

Harriet being a stroppy cow,overreaction,much.

[Jay.]

harriet looking ghetto

[Lostie!]

Didn't Harriet take Cristian's innocent comments to heart first?

For the record, I like Harriet and dislike Cristian.

[Johnnyuk123]

Matthew was expelled from 3 primary schools.

[Kazanne]

Save the maggots I say,lol

[Jake.]

:joker:

[smudgie]

Not fussed on Harriet.

And Kieran can go as soon as, all that squealing like a girl.

[Babayaro.]

Cristian's had a nightmare

[Vanessa]

Harriett not as nice as everyone thinks.

[Jemal]

Harriet is just getting more and more annoying by the ep

[Amy Jade]

Joel pretending to be thick again

[Jay.]

'is this a game' :joker:

[Ninastar]

everyday convo much

[T*]

waterboarding sounds like a fun surfing sport at first

[smudgie]

Save the maggots I say,lol

If they have survived Eileen's screaming they will survive anything.

[Ninastar]

Eileen <3

[T*]

Joel pretending to be thick again

how is he when he's the one telling them what it is :crazy:

[MB.]

Here for Eileen vs Isis :clap1:

[Lostie!]

"Put me in a bath with teddy bears and I'll tell you everything". :joker:

[Heaven = Winner]

Her little Eileenisms are so amazing <3

[Kazanne]

If they have survived Eileen's screaming they will survive anything.

:joker:

[fitz2k2]

harriett shutupppppppppp

[Jake.]

you was wound up tho :umm2:

[Doogle]

I do like Harriet but she's getting a bit too wound up

Me teas

[Gusto Brunt]

Harriet, WTF

[Vanessa]

I'm not liking Harriett at at tonight. Bitch! :nono:

[Lostie!]

Harriet, it wasn't an insult!

[Shaun]

I like Eileen more now that she approves of waterboarding

[Kazanne]

Going off harriet rapidly here,he said nothing wrong

[Johnnyuk123]

They should add the drums from eastenders each time Harriet speaks.:joker:

[Heaven = Winner]

Why is Harriet so pressed tho?

[Vanessa]

Going off harriet rapidly here,he said nothing wrong

This. She's a bitch.

[Gusto Brunt]

I'm not liking Harriett at at tonight. Bitch! :nono:

i wood agree

[Legend killer]

Evict Harriet already. Cristian carrying the show like a boss

[smudgie]

Haha at Harriet..it worked then, him trying to pi$$ her off.

[LukeB]

Harriet :love:

[Jamesy]

THE DARKLORD REVEALEDDD

OoooWeeeeOoooo

[Lostie!]

Omfg I'm actually laughing at Harriet struggling to get "sore loser" out.

You are the worst sore lo-sore-lo-sore-lo ... oh, you know what I mean". She sounded like a record skipping. Or a robot malfunctioning. :joker:

[MB.]

40% of bets are now on Eileen :worry:

[fitz2k2]

any notice chole invisible these past 2 days?

[Kazanne]

Does she even know what competitive means,Jeez,it's not a bad thing ,but it has shown us some of the real Harriet and it's not nice.

[Vanessa]

Being competitive is not an insult. :umm2:

[Gusto Brunt]

What's wrong with Harriet's eyes?

[Jake.]

40% of bets are now on Eileen :worry:

how odd

[Jemal]

Evict Harriet already. Cristian carrying the show like a boss

#SupportTheLegacy.

[hijaxers]

Her little Eileenisms are so amazing <3

Her bloody screaming is off the planet

[Legend killer]

Harriet pressed cause she won't be getting Cristian's sausage any tie in the near future **** off back to the café love and get me a tea

[Johnnyuk123]

Does she even know what competitive means,Jeez,it's not a bad thing ,but it has shown us some of the real Harriet and it's not nice.

Hi Kaz. :wavey: Hairy tw*t is not a nice person at all.

[Kazanne]

Harriet pressed cause she won't be getting Cristian's sausage any tie in the near future **** off back to the café love and get me a tea

:joker::joker:

[Jemal]

Harriet pressed cause she won't be getting Cristian's sausage any tie in the near future **** off back to the café love and get me a tea

:joker:
Oh my jesus

[Babayaro.]

Nah Harriet can **** off

[smudgie]

Harriet pressed cause she won't be getting Cristian's sausage any tie in the near future **** off back to the café love and get me a tea

:joker: :joker:

[Kazanne]

Hi Kaz. :wavey: Hairy tw*t is not a nice person at all.

As I saw tonight,hi Johnny:wavey:

[Jake.]

Harriet pressed cause she won't be getting Cristian's sausage any tie in the near future **** off back to the café love and get me a tea

:joker::joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Christina does like sausage.:joker:

[Vanessa]

Harriett has really pissed me off here. And i thought she was nice. What a cow! :mad:

[smudgie]

Hoping one Of the lads win at this rate, the girls are all dire.

[Johnnyuk123]

As I saw tonight,hi Johnny:wavey:

Hi Kaz. :wavey:
I hate em all still. :joker:

[Kazanne]

Harriett has really pissed me off here. And i thought she was nice. What a cow! :mad:

Where did it come from,poor guy said nothing to her ,silly bitch has made herself look the twat she obviously is

[Vanessa]

Hoping one Of the lads win at this rate, the girls are all dire.

This!

[LukeB]

this is hilarious

[Kazanne]

Oh jeez,lol now they are paired up

[Vanessa]

Where did it come from,poor guy said nothing to her ,silly bitch has made herself look the twat she obviously is

Being competitive is not a bad thing. Can't believe her reaction. :umm2:

[Johnnyuk123]

When will christian reveal his actual real name to the housemates? Week 3 i reckon.

[Kazanne]

Being competitive is not a bad thing. Can't believe her reaction. :umm2:

me neither,I thought I had missed something.

[Vanessa]

Oh jeez,lol now they are paired up

Poor lad! D:

[Jay.]

nicks hair lmao

[Johnnyuk123]

Nick and Jade look like each other.

[Ninastar]

jade fake laughing

[MB.]

(lol at how low budget that task looked compared to, say, BB Canada)

[Kazanne]

lol,Nicks little palm tree hair,lol

[Jay.]

joel omg who is he

[LukeB]

:joker:

[Lostie!]

Omg Joel

[Shaun]

ok so Aaron has a chance then :think:

[MB.]

Joel is straight apparently

[Jamesy]

omg Joel you raging queer

[Ninastar]

omg who did harriets hair?

[Johnnyuk123]

Have the twins said anything yet?

[Jake.]

Joel convincingly good at that

[Amy Jade]

Joel acting up to the cameras as per usual. Prick.

[Ross.]

Joel :laugh2:

[Heaven = Winner]

dsgnjudsgndsh Joel :joker:

[Gusto Brunt]

Joel played the gay guy very well there. Too well.

[Kazanne]

joel omg who is he

I thought he was Michelle Visage,lol

[Doogle]

I want to make sweet love to Joel whilst he talks like that

[Gusto Brunt]

jade fake laughing

:joker::joker:

[Ninastar]

harry potter reference?

[Jemal]

Sometimes chloe looks attractive.

[Lostie!]

JK Rowling is preparing a lawsuit as we speak.

[MB.]

Judging by what we've just seen, Joel would have a lovely time inside Big Brother's hole.

[Amy Jade]

More Dim Lord than Dark Lord

[Legend killer]

Who is more pointless Chloe or the twins??

[Shaun]

this would've been better than AHS: Freakshow tbh

[Jamesy]

Nick making use of the dark

[Kazanne]

****,Grrr I hate the sound of screeching women

[Johnnyuk123]

Thank GOD Eurovision is on this week.

[Jake.]

Nick :joker: :clap1:

[Ross.]

Nick :joker:

[Shaun]

Nick & Chloe :flutter:

Aaron :yuk:

[Kazanne]

More Dim Lord than Dark Lord

:joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

:dance:

[Jamesy]

"Cristian is spitting some bars"

Stop Marcus now :umm2:

[Jemal]

Someone give this guy a grammy.

[lily.]

Nick & Chloe :flutter:

Aaron :yuk:

This.

[Lostie!]

I'm not a Jade fan anymore so Nick should stay away from her. :nono:

[Legend killer]

Jay - Z in the house

[Jake.]

I love Butlins Redcoat Entertainment

[Gusto Brunt]

Cristian raps like 'e iz black.

[Johnnyuk123]

Jacks gone silent he must have found a gregg's sausage roll under the bed.:hehe:

[Shaun]

genuinely thought that was Aaron tbh

[Ninastar]

this is awful

[Heaven = Winner]

Kieran making Cristian sound tolerable

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar63928_57.gif

[Jake.]

LOL

[Kazanne]

Oh Christ shut the **** up

[Gusto Brunt]

Jade is desperate for a showmance with Nick

[LukeB]

this is hilarious

[Lostie!]

Okay, this got dark fast. :umm2:

[Johnnyuk123]

Cristian raps like 'e iz black.
It's not rap it's crap.

[Tregard]

Nick taking the task like a champ