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MrWong
22-05-2015, 08:24 AM
"When a hen lays an egg it comes out of their neck"

"Jim Carrey is the former Archbishop of Canterbury"

:suspect:

Mystic Mock
22-05-2015, 09:18 AM
I think that his trying to wind up the other Housemates as tbf his not gone in the Diary Room playing the thick card on us yet.

He reminds me of a quieter version of Rex Newmark.

smudgie
22-05-2015, 09:22 AM
Nah, I think he is more confused than thick.
Easy enough to get George and Jim mixed up, he was on the right track.
Perhaps he was told as a child that's where eggs came from, he did know there was a name for it, saying it was a wren rather than a vent.

rusticgal
22-05-2015, 09:27 AM
He is certainly 'out of touch'....but then maybe that's a good grounding to be a politician....

waterhog
22-05-2015, 09:30 AM
with these posh boys - they may be able to arrange a multi million pound deal - but common sense forget it.

for those young viewers that are not sure where eggs come from i will gladly explain the procedure.

1. go to your local shop.
2. near the milk are things in boxes called EGGS.
3. pick them up and when you take them out of the box you do not need to ask anyone where it has come from because you have done the work yourself and got a egg.

simple.

Mystic Mock
22-05-2015, 09:35 AM
with these posh boys - they may be able to arrange a multi million pound deal - but common sense forget it.

for those young viewers that are not sure where eggs come from i will gladly explain the procedure.

1. go to your local shop.
2. near the milk are things in boxes called EGGS.
3. pick them up and when you take them out of the box you do not need to ask anyone where it has come from because you have done the work yourself and got a egg.

simple.

Thank you Waterhog, I was too Chicken to find out for myself.

JTM45
22-05-2015, 09:40 AM
I can't see even the tiniest resemblance to Rex.
Rex was a BB legend whereas Joel is just a silly little boy who doesn't have the intelligence to back up his front.
Sadly he'll probably under the radar his way to the final. Hopefully more people will see him for what he is and nominate him though so we can get him evicted!

And as nobody's said it yet.........chicken eggs come from a chicken's oviduct which is one of the three openings that make up it's cloaca (which is where the egg, amongst other things, actually exits its body).

MrWong
22-05-2015, 09:48 AM
Nah, I think he is more confused than thick.
Easy enough to get George and Jim mixed up, he was on the right track.
Perhaps he was told as a child that's where eggs came from, he did know there was a name for it, saying it was a wren rather than a vent.

Those explanations seem reasonable.

Unless it carries on and gets even more ridiculous.

Cherie
22-05-2015, 10:51 AM
Doesn't he want to be an MP, the thick act will serve him well :idc: