Ch5HD Big Brother Timebomb 9:20PM Sat 23rd May

[arista]

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9:20PM tonight

[reece(:]

Will anyone be watching tho :worry:

[arista]

Will anyone be watching tho :worry:

I will


on in under a hour

[Vanessa]

i'll watch on catch up tv. Why are my favourite shows all on at the same time tonight? :fist:

[Kazanne]

I'll be watching ,got no time for Eurovision

[arista]

on Ch5 and Ch5HD now

[Lostie!]

I assume it'll be dead in here tonight then. :laugh:

[Adamw92]

Evening to all here :tongue: :)

[Gusto Brunt]

I assume it'll be dead in here tonight then. :laugh:

I don't like Eurovision. p

[Adamw92]

I'll be watching ,got no time for Eurovision

I've given up on it, we never win or even come close.

[Ramsay]

They threw a cup....at the wall...jesus you'd swear they were throwing it directly at Jack's head

[armand.kay]

Changes from Eurovision it's so boring this ear

[Kazanne]

I've given up on it, we never win or even come close.

I know,I don't know why we waste our time

[Lostie!]

You wouldn't catch me dead wearing Uggs or a onesie.

[Adamw92]

I know,I don't know why we waste our time

I know, it's just a huge waste.

[Gusto Brunt]

Mum gives Joel £3o a week for food?????????/ WTF

[armand.kay]

Urgh can they turn him off

[Kazanne]

You wouldn't catch me dead wearing Uggs or a onesie.

bet you'de look fetching in both :evilgrin:

[armand.kay]

He makes the chair look tiny

[fitz2k2]

nick is officially callum

[Gusto Brunt]

He makes the chair look tiny

He's 6 foot 8 and 25 stone

[Beetlejuice]

What a bunch of wimps these people are

[Kazanne]

Eileen,Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,lol

[Lostie!]

When I'm upset, the last thing I want is someone right up in my face going "OMG are you upset?! OMG!!!". :idc:

[fitz2k2]

danny upset people talking about him?lmaoooooooooooooooo danny is officially a girl

[Ramsay]

Aaron's face :joker:

[Beetlejuice]

Aaron vs. Kieran vs. The Twins would be the most difficult decision ever for me if they were up for eviction

[Lostie!]

"Cleared the ice"?

[JTM45]

Aaron's face :joker:

He looks like he's just been lobotomized most of the time! :laugh:

[Richkingretro]

danny upset people talking about him?lmaoooooooooooooooo danny is officially a girl

Don't be sexist now. Both men and women can get upset it's perfectly normal.

[armand.kay]

Adjoa is so sweet <3

[Beetlejuice]

Danny shouldn't worry. Most people haven't even noticed him there

[Richkingretro]

He looks like he's just been lobotomized most of the time! :laugh:

Yes I know what you mean :laugh:

[Lostie!]

God guys, slow down! The thread is moving way too fast!

[Richkingretro]

God it is quiet in here tonight!

[Ramsay]

Shut up Kieran

[Richkingretro]

Jack in that dressing gown and cap :laugh:

[Kazanne]

God let him speak FFS

[Ramsay]

Shut up Harriet

[JTM45]

Joel......you don't even know where eggs come from so maybe you should hold back on the political aspirations for the time being mate!:laugh:

[Lostie!]

Ugh, Sarah and Harriet need to take their attitudes and get lost.

[Gusto Brunt]

They sound so stupid.

[Beetlejuice]

Okay I admit... Harried is awful.

[Kazanne]

Good God Harriet doesn't shut up long enough to learn anything,common as muck

[Adamw92]

God I hate politics :bored: instantly makes me want to switch off

[Richkingretro]

To be fair Harriet had some valid points

[Ramsay]

Sponsors my friends. Sponsors.

[Gusto Brunt]

Harriet's gutter mouth is getting worse.

[fitz2k2]

joel wins,harriet just go away

[Beetlejuice]

I would lose all respect for Sarah if she went for this idiot.


And can Kieran please just stop!!!!

[Lostie!]

Well, that Danny and Kieran segment wasn't at all tedious.

[JTM45]

Not Jade again.......please!

[Kazanne]

Nick needs to distance himself from Jade a bit

[fitz2k2]

kiaren talking about sarah all over again here we go

[Lostie!]

Oh god...

Why couldn't Sarah have left last night? :facepalm:

[Beetlejuice]

Sarah... No, no no... Please... Don't.

[Richkingretro]

Sarah has been wooed

[Beetlejuice]

Wooed by a man that can't spell canoe.

[JTM45]

Ever since someone pointed out that Sarah has Little My's nose i can't get it out of my head every time she's on the screen (she does though!).

[Gusto Brunt]

Showmance looming.

[Richkingretro]

Wooed by a man that can't spell canoe.

Love is blind :laugh:

[Adamw92]

Jack and Joel so dull they have to discuss other people??

[Kazanne]

Jesus these relationship talks are boring

[Lostie!]

Jack: I like Jade.

What a difference a few hours makes. :joker:

[Richkingretro]

Sounds like envy to me

[fitz2k2]

joel n jack are right!

[Ramsay]

Just wank the poor lad off already

[Gusto Brunt]

They're dead. :D

[armand.kay]

Why are his legs always out :yuk:

[Beetlejuice]

This is getting so bad I'm starting to like Jack.

The twins are horrid. Kieran is a prat. Aaron is an irritant. Sarah flirting with dunce Danny puts me off her.

Weirdo's like Cristian and Eileen may be the last hope.

[Lostie!]

Eileen :worship:

[JTM45]

Eileen......spot on as usual!!!

[armand.kay]

I'm actually here for a showmance this year

[Kazanne]

Eileen has it all sussed

[Richkingretro]

Just wank the poor lad off already

Is that part of the luxury treats?

[Lostie!]

"They don't know that we know they know we know" teas.

[armand.kay]

Jade and Nick serving josie and John James

[Gusto Brunt]

Nick will get hurt.

[fitz2k2]

Eileen is soo smart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Adamw92]

Sarah's eviction look :flutter:

[JTM45]

Congrats to that Jade shouter!!!!:clap1:

[Beetlejuice]

Sarah... Another girl that puts far too much make up on

[fitz2k2]

nick is gonna cry when jade leaves one day

[armand.kay]

Sarah looks hot

[Gusto Brunt]

Sarah... Another girl that puts far too much make up on

i wood agree

[armand.kay]

"GET JADE OUT" Ddd

[Beetlejuice]

Producers setting Jade up here.

[Gusto Brunt]

Jade's legs are so skinny

[Beetlejuice]

Jack doesn't need to eat to be fair.

[JTM45]

Please shoot Jade for those lame reasons!

[Lostie!]

Poor Aaron needs to eat too, it's been days since his last treat.

[Adamw92]

I want some chicken :sad:

[fitz2k2]

cold food

[Ramsay]

Shut up Jack

[Richkingretro]

Calm down jack

[Gusto Brunt]

What's with all the crappy cakes? How about some proper food.

[Beetlejuice]

No one wants to see you in the pool Jack

[Adamw92]

Why was Jack voted the "winner" please?

[fitz2k2]

jack sit ur ass down n eat ur bloody carrots.she didnt rub it u fool

[JTM45]

A couple of packs of Mr.Kiplings.............luxury ?

[armand.kay]

Lmao jack fuming about food

[Legend killer]

King Cristian just needs to get stuck in and give Sarah a good seeing too. She is getting way to stroppy

[Richkingretro]

Lmao jack fuming about food

I do have some sympathy for jack as it will effect him more than the others as he is used to more calories and food

[JTM45]

The contrived drama gets worse every year!

[Richkingretro]

The contrived drama gets worse every year!

Yes but these housemates need a poke for sure as they are not exactly setting the screen alight with drama

[Gusto Brunt]

Jade is so fake

[fitz2k2]

jade that was really ****ed up

[Richkingretro]

Shame Sarah got changed out if her eviction dress :spin:

[JTM45]

Yes but these housemates need a poke for sure as they are not exactly setting the screen alight with drama

They should just literally set them alight.
I'd be here for that!!!:laugh:

[JTM45]

Joel's such a thicko!

[Gusto Brunt]

I'm starting to like Joel.

[Lostie!]

Big Brother: They're full of protein. :joker:

[Richkingretro]

Chicken pot peas :joker:

[JTM45]

Jack's obsessed!

[armand.kay]

"It was called boo" lmaoo jade

[Adamw92]

Jade is definitely getting put up for eviction ASAP at this rate

[armand.kay]

Why is Jack getting so worked up

[Richkingretro]

Jack and Joel are seeing the green eyed monster

[armand.kay]

Jade is such a bitch lmaoo

[Gusto Brunt]

Jade is definitely getting put up for eviction ASAP at this rate

:fc:

[JTM45]

Jade's as fake as a market stall Chanel handbag.

[Ramsay]

Poor Cristian can't catch a break

[Richkingretro]

Jade's as fake as a market stall Chanel handbag.

You mean those are fake? Dam :bawling:

[Legend killer]

She wants the D sooooooo much just lol. Get stuck in Cristian lad take one for the team

[Kazanne]

sarah is such a nasty cow,what had Christian done?

[armand.kay]

Why is Cristian snapping on Sarah

[armand.kay]

What a looser

[Gusto Brunt]

Danny's looking for airtime

[armand.kay]

So rude as well there was no need for him to swear at her and get so aggressive towards her for something so little

[Richkingretro]

My thread about what if Sarah has sex in the house may prove to be prophetic :shocked:

[JTM45]

Danny's looking for airtime

I'm not sure he even realizes he's on telly yet!

[waylander1973]

Why is Cristian snapping on Sarah

Cristian wants Sarah evicted.:hehe:

[serensilver]

Blimey! Sarah only asked why they weren't celebrating!

[Kazanne]

Cristian wants Sarah evicted.:hehe:

he's not the only one:laugh:

[Richkingretro]

Danny's looking for airtime

He has already shown he is desperate for fame from his previous tv stints

[fitz2k2]

My thread about what if Sarah has sex in the house may prove to be prophetic :shocked:

yessssssssssssss

[Richkingretro]

God the torture :joker:

[armand.kay]

Lol at them just looking at the food like it's an exhibit in a museum

[fitz2k2]

then eattttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[armand.kay]

He's so moany and lame, out please.

[Kazanne]

Sarah talking to Christian like he is a child,piss off woman

[Richkingretro]

Lol at them just looking at the food like it's an exhibit in a museum

Yes with a sign saying look but don't touch

[bots]

Sarah talking to Christian like he is a child,piss off woman

he is a child :laugh:

[fitz2k2]

goooo away harriet

[Kazanne]

he is a child :laugh:

A very nice child my I add:hehe:

[smudgie]

Harriet Harridan.:nono:

[armand.kay]

he is a child :laugh:

Well he sure does act like one.

[Adamw92]

Why does the board still have Eileen, Sarah and Adjoa as "nominated" ? isn't this after the eviction? :shrug:

[Gusto Brunt]

Nick and Jade should be classed as one housemate. :D

[Richkingretro]

I like nick and jades relationship but I know I am in a small minority

[bots]

this bb is funny for all the wrong reasons

[Legend killer]

Sarah fuming Cristian not 4 years older so needs to get her attention from Beta Danny

[armand.kay]

Sarah stealing the camera time Joel is desperately working for :hehe:

[Legend killer]

Argument from the king has sent her over the edge

[bots]

at least jade is realistic, she knows she is going to be up for eviction

[Lostie!]

What about Sarah and Aaron, Jade? :think:

[Adamw92]

Sarah stealing the camera time Joel is desperately working for :hehe:

Queen can't help being so flawless :flutter:

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[Richkingretro]

Why can I see jade holding a lease with nick on the end of it

[Gusto Brunt]

Poodle Nick.

[waylander1973]

That whole jade and nick talk makes me thinks there maybe an attraction between the two,:shrug:

[Kazanne]

She'll cost him his win